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Freest:
i didn't get him angry as he was angry before i even got there. I only went to appeal to him. by the way am more angrier and wanna move out today. But need to teach him a moral lesson before leaving hence d need for this advice

move out and leave ur mum in the hands of the beast

heard it before.

Cool

ok

EroticAngelina:
lots of reasons.. but we don't really expect u to understand.. well, because u are a guy.
lol aww did someone reject or ignore u?

why do you always post stupid and meaningless comments?

ok

olaxco2f:
Lady: hello!!!good evening, thanks for calling
Airtel
customer care service, my name is Judith,
what's
your name and where are you calling from?
Me: hi!!!evening, my name is shegsky, and i'm
calling
from ib(ibadan)
Lady: How may i help you, shegsky?
Me:I'm looking for a wife to marry
Lady: is that why you called this customer
care
service?
Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love
with
You...you know you have a very nice voice.
Lady:
Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues
about your
Airtel line, okay?
Me: yes 0... This is an issue about my Airtel
line
too...because i spend much credit calling so
many
girls asking their hands in marriage.
Lady: please, I would have to put an end to
this call...
Me: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to
make
you happy...you would be happy with me. can
I have
your number?
Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I
think
something is wrong with you.
Me: *cut in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you
can
now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call
and
hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and
every
other staff of yours over there,let nobody call
me
with a funny
number only for it to be an advert or send me
those
stupid messages.you guys disturb my phone
daily like
say am dating Airtel...

lmfao o . dude you are so funny that you just made my fucking day

being rich is fun.

foolish woman.

Don't need a virgin girl.

iamrealdeji:
You get it,i don't consider Beyonce,Rihanna,C Milan that beautiful,Beyonce looks ordinary to me,nothing spectacular about her eyes and lips,Rihanna only looks quiet beautiful when she makes over and it still doesn't change the fact that she looks like a fetus with wide mouth,C Milan was only quiet cute in love don't cost a thing,and her face is too round,she looks ordinary to me,more like bland food,non of them is as fine as nairaland Eroticangelina,keeping it real

lmfao, but eroticAngelina iz ah bitcch. always been.

iamrealdeji:
Keeping it real,you're right about those celebs,if Rihanna,Beyonce,C Milan were dark,Nobody would see them as beautiful,but there are still some girls that are still beautiful with nice features even though they're dark,but very rare

ini edo is more beautiful than so-called Beyonce and co

shamelly:
This car must drive jonathan back to otueke

lmfao, dude your paranoid upstairs. damn funny
..

Karlman:
I need some sound advice from sound minds. My girlfriend is three weeks pregnant as I am typing to you. From the depth of my heart and soul I want to keep the pregnancy but I am unemployed and really broke. And when I think of my financial status and what would be required to nurse and deliver a babe, I am tempted to think of doing the unthinkable. But I am so drawn to this pregnancy and the baby in it. The way it came to me and the time it came to me and how I can already feel its presence even when its only a three week old cluster of blood, left me in perpetual amazement. This is not the first time a girlfriend would be pregnant for me, but never at any of the times have I felt as connected with them as I feel with this particular one. In the past cases I have always done the otherwise and moved on without blinking an eye but now I can't even lift a finger against this child. But how will I weather the storm of unemployment+pregnant babe+baby on the way? Already I can't sleep no more, staying up all night and day thinking on how to get all the miles covered.

Thanks for your time!

abort the babe man, nor use rope tie urself, others will come wen d time is ryt wen u are working nor born dat child come suffer.

lmfao o

opposite of albino

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so take your broke ass scam home!

Lmao o

reportnaija:
source
http://www.lindaikeji..com/2015/03/graphic-photos-how-young-man-was.html

http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/03/graphic-photos-how-young-man-was.html

plz get me the namea of the police men involved and name of police station, they need to die.

see why i was happy that police man was killed in that previous thread, can you imagine this May they die 7 times a more painful death, in name of Lucifer, Amen! so moth it be.

dump it in trash can.

Jethrovich:
My younger brother is missing. His name is Kelechi Victor Agomuo. He left home for a Photo Studio in D Line, Port Harcourt on the 7th of March, 2015 and that was the last time we saw him. . We have filed a Police report and placed his pictures on TV Stations in Port Harcourt.
We tried getting the last details of his phone number from MTN but the Police said that MTN doesn't release such information again.
Please has anyone seen him. Or has any information through which we might get to him

let me consult the goddess oshun

this is serious

engrtee:
Water children are emotional and loving

exactly

deekseen:
Trust those smart guys to always come up with innovations that will marvel both the phone owner and the manufacturer.

Naija, I hail!

lmfao, dude you got me roflmfao.

father Lucifer said we could do whatever pleases us, he doesn't deprive us from anything. so i say it's not.

2sExy1:
dude... My family background has your like in handle full and many didn't end well. You won't be an exception. I bet you. Most of my aunts serve ogboni fraternity and where are they today? You will suffer from your own curses in Jesus name. You don't scare the hell out of me one bit.

Nigga, i would appreciate it if you Don't quote me again for your own Good.

my queen mother never told me such.

2sExy1:
May you never reap from the Good of the earth created by God almighty!

says who?

ceejay80s:
U wan collect money and dupe the guy? Tell him what to do here or go to Hell

i Don't blame You sha

gud4dbest:
Good?I shud ask;are u nice at all?

only nice to nice people.