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naijaboiy:
LoL...mine was last year at a party in school.

After I don down palm wine I enter red wine. That one no do me,,i enter Mc dowells then Ciroc.

Mehn I was speaking in tongues. Dancing like a mad goat.

Later on I started feeling dizzy and my eyes were heavy. I sat at a chair close to a girl and I vomited right in front of her

I was fhuucking embarrassed but I couldn't help it. Surprisingly,,the girl helped me to stand up and took me to one of the rooms where I slept heavily till like 11AM the next morning.

I recovered by afternoon sha!

you have always been a prick, make up story, fucking prick

jacksparrow1207:
Posted it long ago
Anyways hope u loved the movie? For me, aint nothing captivating or intriguing about the movie

boring movie, the sex part is not even hot as people said, wonder what made them crazy about the film. let me download 30days in Atlanta they said it's funny, i hardly watch movies.

dnt like small boobs

omenka:
This is one thing I just can't stand about this man. His remarks are always so disjointed, lacking in depth, and generally sensensical. I feel extremely nonplussed whenever I read him and ask myself; does this man really have a first degree, let alone a master's??

I've tried over and over again to make sense of what I quoted up there without success. Most painful is this isn't a typo, it is simply how he speaks (gibberish in most cases when not reading from a prepared speech). Please if anyone has any idea what mr President was trying to say, fill me in.



And mr president I noticed even in your interview with Aisha Sasay, you kept saying "the Boko Haram" blablabla. Pleeeease, the "the" isn't necessary, simply say "Boko Haram". Haba. Could english language be this difficult for a supposed PhD holder??

stop counting your words.

we are waiting, they Don't know What's up.

tracyorez:
What if you are 16 years old and ready for it hun!.what are The disadvantages.

your profile pic of you clearly shows you are 16,. well there is no official age so go Bleep up your whole life. we careless.

bank robbery everywhere

babyosisi:
Lol
Use your imagination
You already know missionary,the opposite is jihad

hahaha you are very funny for a lady

babyosisi:
Gbam!

[size=18pt]Even jihad style sef
It won't stop a cheating man[/size]

^{Lekwanu nwoke a na e nye doggie di ka Onye ocho passenger}

LMFAO!!! which one is jihad style?

steppin:
Damn you!
I just aired my fricking opinion!
Why are there so many hypocrites and silly bastards all over NL?
It's her life, not mine. She can sleep around with hundred men, it's none of my business.
You're quick to drag my family into this, but the moment I do the same, you cry foul.
Take your time and stay the hell away from my post.

lmfao. No joy. I like this dude

tempem:
Busted!


I was enjoying the convo you had with that Gurl, Unfortunately, you missed the punchlines....




Learn how to stalk a lady gently....


Lol...

go play with sand you dumb ass.

Photoshop.

time to pre-order, no dulling!

till they have sense

Mimienudles:
Don't make it your business

bitchh plz it never was, dnt av business with low class people like you and your bf, go take a walk.

Mimienudles:
Yeah, I think he's conquered poverty now

great to hear, how did you know? are you dating him?

Mimienudles:
But I think there's a reverse now

really

black mass for us, the black Sabbath

i will definitely get this s6 damn on point, s6 edge looks stupid to me.

poverty slapped this dude so damn hard.

lmfao

I'm sure you hit your head somewhere.

tonychristopher:
I just want to know what you think of this..i went for an interview and I met this lady, I must say she is very nasty and the people that I met in interview room told me that she has an attitude problem. I called them bluffs. Now when it got to my turn to be interviewed, I realized that the lady is just daft. The job was to be market personnel in another city and that place isn’t where I am based. To get on my nerves the firm is run by Indians or these Asians and I must be honest I detest working with them. I have had a lot of nasty tales about them.
To cut the long story short, the lady told me that I will get to another level of interview, after that If I am employed that they will give me a target of 150 million to sell some damned electronic in one nasty northern zone and Abuja. That they expect me to hit the ground running. I just looked at her, I laughed. I asked her what about my accommodation, she said that I am expected to cater for my accommodation in the new place and new town and if I don’t meet up the target the first month that I will be fired. At that point I got so bitter with her nasty attitude, I told her point blank that the electronic product isn’t a premium product and for me to market that product I need to study the market and competitors. As an igbo man that understand business and street marketing. I need to taste the waters. ..

To cut the long story short…I told her that I am not interested in her(their) offer. She was dazed and surprised. Maybe she have been used to people been desperate for jobs and enslaved, as for me hell no!!! I went back to my office. Now the question I want to ask is that have you ever rejected an offer that is ridiculous and enslavement job in from of the interview person?
Let’s talk about it so that those looking for job should understand what dignity and ego means, but this should be only when you have a job at hand.

you never have to worry about money when you are the son of the morning, come, the supreme will bless you beyond your imagination

wat