Romance › Re: This Girl Must Think I'm Santa Claus And It's Not Even Christmas. by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:29pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
UchihaMadara: Just imagine the BS!
Met this girl just 2 weeks ago at some club in VI, looked cute and all, said she is trying to model while going to school at the same time.
Anyways, we got to talking and she started sending me her model pictures, which I admit were very hot.
Then just yesterday, she calls me and starts saying that she has a major problem, before she even started saying what the problem was, I interjected by saying I also have problems ooo, but she should continue.
That's how she said she doesn't have her school fees available and that I should help her with NGN70,000 for tuition.
Can you believe this shhh? I just asked her straight up, am I your husband or your daddy?
I wonder who would fall for this scam, so you're cute and so what? Means I should start paying your tuition like I'm your daddy?
Na wa for some of these Goldiggers sha, maybe it's the economy. Dude she's a runs babe, one I met last week in a club too, said I should pay her fees, 55K, I was like, mehnnnn I gat more than enough babes, so Bleep out plz. |
Romance › Re: Should I Tell Him Or Not? by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:21pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Read this same old shit last year, tf  |
Romance › Re: Am Starting To Doubt My Girlfriend's Affection Towards Me by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:18pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Linqsz: Fixed  Lmfao  you just perfectly nailed it man. |
Romance › Re: Am Starting To Doubt My Girlfriend's Affection Towards Me by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:15pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Flawlessangel: nah far 4rm it, i swear on my life, am better looking as in faaar better looking than dis dude even she admits dat, the thing here is, we hav lost touch 4 a longtime and i think he gives her money alot and might have suceeded in gettin into her pants.....guess what?? In our two years of dating and even now, she hasnt asked me 4 a single amount of money...and all my life av had both male and female walk up 2 me 4 a relationship....u cud check me out on facebook 2 see its not just looks dis time especially since she never fails 2 remind me dat she loves me. Then you aint romantic enough, you aint gat words man, you can place her in right place, you don't have the key to heart, but dude if you cool and gat the swag, won't adbise you to spend money on any girl you aint married to excessively as you're not their parents, but you could take her outing, if you sharp like me, she will be the one taking you out even when you have the money to take her out, it will be as a sign of appreciation, that she appreciates you being in her life, I'll advise you, don't stress yourself over on bitch that aint loyal, cus there are far many more that you will come across that would make you abadon that bitch you bothering yourself about, go out there get a good looking sexy beautiful lady man. |
Celebrities › Re: See Basketmouth photoshoot- He Poses Like Amber Rose. Lols.. by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:59pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Wtf  |
Romance › Re: Am Starting To Doubt My Girlfriend's Affection Towards Me by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:52pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Shitss like this happen when you aint handsome! |
Family › Re: My Husband Thinks I Lied 2 Him About My Virginity Bcz I Didnt Bleed The 1st Time by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
If you're really concerned about proving it to him you can take him to sexologist or gynecologic which will explain it to him that sometimes membrane can be damaged, hence no blood. Some women are born without it. I could say - make him research it on the internet but frankly, I believe he's too shallow to listen to it. Specialists will explain it to him clearly. Still I would be really disappointed in a man that values your virginity higher than you. Next time take ketchup with you and plaster it all over the bed. Tell him to clean up this mess  |
Sports › Re: Help Confirm This Club, Scam Or Genuine by Allureoftheseas(m): 11:20am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Well planned scam, very clever. |
Family › Re: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:41am On Jan 20, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Why Do People Still Want To Vote For Goodluck, Despite Having Failed Woefully? by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:06am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Na wa, jobless people, GeJ and buhari supporters in arguement again. |
Family › Re: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:51am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Why would her wash her clothes? Is she the most beautiful girl in the world? |
Politics › Re: How Much Are These Politicians Paying Us To Insult ourselves On Nairaland? by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
joncom: Sometimes i marvel at the way we insult ourselves on nairaland, all because of GEJ & GMB. It pains me when i know non of them is actually good. The two parties, PDP and APC are all thesame, they are from thesame vomit. Can we be wise for once and unite to fight this corrupt politicians?
I watch with shame how young men and women wait in the sun to welcome them for hours, only to be given N1500 or a piece of meat for their support. Its really a shame.
The youth of this country is too honourable to stoop so low to this corrupt leaders. Youth say no to all this. No wonder all these old men are still ruling us. , Thank goodness some people on NL are still sensible enough to ask this. |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Reason Why I Dont Have A Girlfriend!!! by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:28pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
lmfao! Now this shit is funny. |
Education › Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:25pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
justcoolgmt: Allureoftheseas..too much! Tone it down... kai lol hapened to me..boiling inside but smiling on the outside Made me want her even more..which made me hate her more..which made me angry more lol..walked away..paid for a bigger nyash lolz Your case pass me, I reserve my comment. |
Education › Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:52pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Redoil: why na? Please apologise to her b4 she cry to me. Eroticangelina, though some people dont like you but as for me i love you See your Goddamn life, fucking pervert! |
Education › Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:46pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Battery1: Must u insult her cus she no gree give u yansshh Is this suppose to be funny?..................... Low life. |
Health › Re: Permanent Cure For Sickle Cell Disease by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Indeed............. |
Education › Re: 10 Funny Wrong Sentences. by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:17pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Bitccchhhh plz!!!!  Dnt you have something meaningful to do rather than come here and create stupid, pointless topics  |
Health › Re: Weird Diseases That You Hardly Know (13 Photos) by Allureoftheseas(m): 4:09pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
My fucking Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord I thank you for life! |
Romance › Re: Women With Bigger Butts Produce More Intelligent Children – Researchers Says. by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
LolzZz. Crazy nigga! |
Nairaland General › Re: NICE POSE: Nairalander Dazzles With Two Beauty Queens In Selfies Photos by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:00pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
What is this  Who is that ugly looking homosapien  Infact what is this  Hmmm is familiar, hmmmm, ok! TUNDE! My driver. |
Romance › Re: When A Broke Girl Says 'no Sex' by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:36pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Bithcchhhh plzz!!!!! |
Health › Re: Dangers Of Excessive Intake Of Processed Foods by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:27pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
isotonic: No I eat those more, some days I eat only those and fill up on water. I eat the typical Nigerian dishes but I eat more of fruits and vegetables  I see, I think I like you |
Health › Re: Dangers Of Excessive Intake Of Processed Foods by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:21pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
isotonic: Eat from the bounty of the harvest, go natural, go fresh. Drink lots of water, eat fresh fruits and vegetables. Eat carrots, cucumbers, raw tomatoes etc I can go on and on  Hmmm sounds kinda cool. so those are what you eat only? |
Romance › Re: Taking Advantage Of This Helpless Girl !!! by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:09am On Jan 19, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Taking Advantage Of This Helpless Girl !!! by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:47am On Jan 19, 2015 |
hotwax: Must I marry every girls that come my way ? And must u Bleep everyone that comes your way? Dude, if this shit is true and you Bleep that gurl and she places a curse on you out of anger, trust me, lucifer will be around the corner to torment your life, possibly send you to your early grave, somethings are not to happen, you are free to Bleep other girls, but situations like this, caution is needed. I hate advising people, I love seeing them doomed! Anyway, you can still lick the honey pot if you like. |
Health › Re: Dangers Of Excessive Intake Of Processed Foods by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:21am On Jan 19, 2015 |
So what are we gonna eat then, sand  |
TV/Movies › Re: Confirmed!! Actor Muna Obiekwe Is Dead by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:05am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Smh... Such is life! |
Romance › Re: I Think I Can Handle Everyday Sex – Adediwura by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:01am On Jan 19, 2015 |
EroticAngelina and cutehector4u, the two of you are just fools! Tf  |
Romance › Re: I Think I Can Handle Everyday Sex – Adediwura by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:00pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
*sighs* |
Family › Re: Which Do You Wish To Be The Sex Of Your 1st Child If Given The Privilege By God? by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:07pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
ShakurM: A male so he can beat up any guy that makes my daughter cry  Beat up any guy  Try that wid me, you will just lose your son to cold hands of death in your very eyes without anyone touching him. |
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