adorablepepple:

How your dodging take affect my cry

ur statement implied u are cold in mind. I dodge such people

adorablepepple:
Me I don't know Why some ladies cry when their boo proposes to them ooooooo, I don't think I will cry Anything.

i will start dodging u

kingofchess:
they won't mess with my uncle's bus...I trust him

chuckles.i pity u and ur uncle then

no offence but your sister is daft and stupid. plus u should have taken ur revenge in a nastier way. playing keep bleeping and using the crazy bitch till her brother knows. then if he get liver let him come forward to challenge ur actions. I support ur move

no wahala Na. buhari should only permit torture to soldiers for those delta militias who are lucky to be captured than killed. once those captured are tortured tompolo willbe given out and others will learn

I can't keep dating a lady as such. once she commits that huge error. I will forgive her but we are done. Cos there's never a genius excuse for cheating

Topestbilly:


See as d ejiot look like alien sef.

RIP poor gal.


When we (shy guys) go tell una make una date/marry us, una go say na dat hard-looking, bold,superman, kick-boxer, blah blah blah!! Guys u prefer.

im too tearful to challenge u

allyon:
dude I am not really an outing person

and decency is a virtue I admire a lot

davseun2ta:
don't just avoid ikoyi, avoid ikeja, oshodi, surulere, festac, Infact stop coming out till God comes

dude I am not really an outing person

missKiffy:
Chai, see as she's rocking her ass sef meanwhile OP mind ur biz

i can't respect a lady of such dressing. that's why I avoid ikoyi

lying was my ex favourite hobby

MrsPhyno:

Are Easter bunnies not cute?

easter bunny.. yes. human Easter bunny.. no

officer... brosye how far Na.. anything for the boys?

AlienStar:
at night? So, I guess it's a stray dog or maybe u guys were afraid, hence the attack.

no way. the bloody dog was called a pathetic name by some people and we weren't afraid till the dog scared my friend

ChynoBEATS:

What about lion ??... I'm serious o

no Jor. anaconda is more lovier

OmichaelO:
at the border

the Cotonou side of the border?

OmichaelO:
idi iroko I'm more conversant with Seme though

bike from where

uboma:


Your requests makes me lol.

im not laughing. I'm deadly serious like the poison of an anaconda

AlienStar:
And y would it? Besides i don't deal with Ekuke.

some dogs don't need reasons to bully u. u should see what happened to my friend and I yesterday night

OmichaelO:
Take a bike you'll be paying upto #500 though
btw, he'll be passing through the bush

bike from where

OmichaelO:
honestly, NO
maximum of #500 bucks will do

how can I cross idiroko border without passport from Cotonou to ogun. carrying load of course

dear peeps I'm desperately in need of an anaconda for a pet. anybody can hook me up. this anaconda must be friendly and vegetarian. thanks.

...if anaconda is too difficult to deliver.. try at least a mermaid.

mistytohcute:
anyone who believes this
needs a brain recheck

kiss me

they should be excuted. imagine biscuits and oranges meant for the poor children. Waka shegewbanza oloshis.. the thing dey pain me die. there is god o

AlienStar:
No, i love pets. I see 'em as helpless things that need to be loved.


Tho i don't hv anymore.

obviously a dog has never bullied u before. alien

Cutehector:
the fact is it wil still die.

when it dies we shall pass it to edet and ubong

MrsPhyno:
Loool you have such a cute smile

lols.pooh..his front two large tooth makes him look like easter bunny. lols

northvietnam:
Fvck them both at once, break their HEART and bounce...

They are agents of Destruction

guy I want to send u gift.i like ur brain.

Adaure4ever:
@OP. Is dat all?

no continue for him. lols

vault:
No offence to you ladies oo but you guys ehn


So my brother has this ex that actually left him because he use to be broke.... bro has started making it gradually tho

he was driving his Camry pencil jeje when he sighted his over ambitious ex struggling for danfo, he parked and offered her a lift..... the girl entered and as they were moving, my bro started laughing, the girl asked what was funny and then he said

"really, with your nagging and complains about me being broke then..... I actually thought I should be seeing you in a range rover but instead you were struggling for a local bus"

she asked him to park and got off..... how I wish things like this happen to me, my own go pass bro own..... me dat love feeling myself be4

looooools.i love ur brother. that's the thing with them bitches. they like to think they can commit wrong against a guy and just cat walk away from their offences. and if u punish them like with break ups they will say u didn't love them. mtchew abeg let her go back to where she belongs

Vyolet:
Men have no reason for cheating, they just cheat anyway.
If a woman is beautiful physically, knows how to cook, has a reserved character, turns 360degrees in bed during sex, a home keeper, submissive, working class and she bears male and female kids, a man will still cheat on her, Unless the man is disciplined.
It is therefore safe to say, there is no such thing as wife material as defined by men.
A man would claim to love slim ladies,he ends up marrying one, after sometime, he goes out to cheat on her with chubby ladies, this is same for men that Married chubby ladies because they prefer them, this doesn't stop them from going after skinny girls later.
Women should still look good after childbirth, she listens to this advice and try her best, rigorous exercise, starvation, slimming tea become her regular routine, after all this, the man will still cheat on her.
Mcttchew, tired of ranting.

yeah.just ranting.