₦airaland Forum

Oh.

Just like he's presidency, this photo-op is a complete and utter pretense. E dey gym, oya where's your sweat GEJ?

Taa! Who dash monkey banana?

0merta:
The luckiest couple in the world.

See as e just poke e nyash out.. na wah o

Kai.. it's only in Nigeria where men lie. Women lie. Numbers lie. I'm sorry but excuzes moi francaise... but how the Bleep are these numbers computed?

I knight thee.. Sir empty suit.

Idon't get it now.. Nollywood actresses and actors need to devote more time to better acting and writing.

Story for the gods.

This is an utterly wacky and nonsensical piece of writing. So many issues. First it lack of good judgment: How can you just meet someone online and instantaneously want to meet with them? Ah ah.. also asking a girl for her hobby and what she loves to eat is a turn off? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Seun needs to intervene

Ever notice how no good news comes out of Ekiti? This is the third rape news inside 2 months amongst other heinous crimes. Ekiti has become a cursed ground.. it's time for the gods to intervene.

The drug hawkers. They will tell you that a drug they sell will cure blindness and reverse a terminal cancer..

Omo mahn. I dey filling station one time, boys dey fight. See punch wey boys dey throw anyhow eh? You go think say na Dick Tiger dem pikins. Next thing you know, olokpa don arrive at the scene. Instead of to arrest boys.. them dey dia dey watch fight. 7 minute later, them waka go.. lol

Brown rice > white rice..

Hips for days yo..

Chewe kwe anyi.. onye nwe anyi. Amin.

May the killer rot in jail forever

My people are so backward

"Our economy is one of the Largest in the world" - A Lying presido seeking reelection


I am more worried about the majority of Nigerians who believes that statement. This means our future as a nation is in total chaos and jeopardy.

Ok o

Story for the gods

The reason why Nigeria is extremely backwards isn't because of bad governance nor crooked senators. .. Nigeria wowo because our people no get conscience. Why the Bleep would someone in their right fuckin mind beat a pregnant woman to the point that she's hospitalized?

Ok o.. every time I look around, na oyibo woman and one rich black guy. Think am again bros

Ibadannimowa:
Are u another short one? We are talking about tall men and not about curvy women. I am a straight, non-curvy one and I dont get jealous when men hit on curvy women because my self esteem is high. Be like me and live life well

Lmao no I'm not short. I'm stating facts

**sits back and watch Nigerian women defend their dignity**

Smh.. so you're just going to copy and post a picture on the Internet and tell me it's the matyr"s daughter, eh kwa?

Of course, babes go gree say make men wey gbensh dem no talk.. your argument is more like mother commanding her son not to do something without reasons. This piece makes no sense. Sorry

Wait.. Ngozi nko?

Interesting. The first word you used is "Hot" to describe tall guys..

One can decipher that you're saying that:
a) some tall guys are not hot, so you won't date em
b) if a short guy is hotter than a tall guy, you'll go for the short guy
c) You never defined what tall is.. so if I'm 5'7 and you are 5'6. I'm taller than you so you'll date me.

Funny.

We all have preferences so I can't knock ladies going for the taller guys. Just keep this in mind, most men hate these women: fat, weave wearing, money-hungry women who beg alot, ugly, women who aren't well endowed, etc..

First it was Emanuel Swedenborg's account of Heaven and Hell. Now it's yours.

Hmmm

Na blind man wey call one-eyed man wey e follow dey waka about "my king"

As you go piss for V.I no mean say you be V.I.P