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Na wa.. sha i get two part solution for you.

First.. try sleep with another guy. Maybe depression go waka comot. Blue balls, na it dey worry you.

Second. Well.. if you dont like being gay, talk to one of your lady friends na. Maybe she'll help you by hooking you up with a babe. Try that one..

if e no work, e go come be like you be obanje pikin. wahala

You don't mind the kissing? Nonsense of course. Sha, e depend on you. If I kiss a female on the cheek, and my intention or lack thereof, is pure, it's fine with you. If I kiss the same girl on heR mouth, and my intention, or lack thereof, is pure again, you will throw a fit. You go wounjure pesin. I don't care what culture you

Gruesome. These deaths shall not go in vain. Fighting for survival. Democracy is written in blood. So tonight, let's honor the dead and hope for a better Nigeria

This only happens only when your presido handpicks the committee who runs INEC.. a bunch of yes-men who don't have the decency to provide basic security for the voters

This shit happens only when your presido handpicks the committee who runs INEC.. a bunch of yes-men who don't have the decency to provide basic security for the voters

Why is he wearing an army camouflage? Insult to real army and soldiers who have served in the military. Otuoke awaits your arrival sha

Being pretty and looking stunning are two different things.

Coldfeet:
Rochas puor nu'uzo! Iheanyi nacho bu ihediora imo gburugburu nma!



Ya'afit.

Nne rapu okwu. Ihediora a buro ife.

What of us earned 9A1's in our waec nko? No recognition ba?

Na heavy mess up o.. abi na double wahala be this, shey? if e wan defile underage babe, why e go wan use force without babe consent?


Snoop being talk one thing that say: "ain't no pussy is good enough to take me to jail." Smh Bad condition

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braine:
Men take things like this seriously. Did you explain to him that you pleasured yourself by yourself? I wonder how one can still claim to be a virgin after self service tho

Backward men take all that serious. We're all humans with blood and hormones that triggers our sensations. We almost always have to act on those sensibilities. We Nigerian men need to educate themselves. We're still Learners.

My Governor, is very charismatic. Remember when he changed to APC party and you people where abusing him. Look at him now.

Ok Buhari.. You are pushing it now.

Money is everything. Think about it

Alexpissu:
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Yes oga

Village boy..

Let me go and find my previous post on her calling Edo babes prostitutes and delete it.

Jonathan and e goons dey parupa soup

MizMyColi:
You're forgiven.

Hey. it's all love. You're an amazing writer btw.. Happy birthday Ms.

Unsexy

Mzmycoli sounds like a strain of bacterial infection. Am I right?

Alexpissu:
Getting addicted to NL is also a sin

What are you Implying you foolish man?

In the bible, there were prophets. They prophesized, made Forecasts. Semantics. Betting is just a simple case of mathematical predictions. You get paid for making the right predictions. You win, you're a genius. You lose, you've been robbed.

Betting becomes a sin when it becomes addictive.

zigger:
Fat. I hate fat! Am allergic to obese pple

Wetin? Fat and Obese are now one and the same thing?

Old pictures

That was a politically incorrect statement, but let us be honest: we as Nigerians have almost always been informed by the stereotypes we have of different regions of Nigeria. Ex: Calabar babes can sabi gbensh.. Yoruba babes are weray.. Igbo babes are formers.. Edo babes na international ashawos.. if you have a choice of killing an mbaise or a snake, kill the mbaise man. So on, so fort.

It's a sad state of affairs in our politics but I've seen worse.. As a student of American political history, Nigeria's politics is what America n politics was in late 1700s, except we Nigerians are a bit more civil. That's shocking. We have a lot of work ahead of us but I believe we're on right track.

Strike 1: At that grown-up-ready-to-move-out age, if your dad ain't scared of laying his hands on you, chances are.. you're a pussy.

Strike 2: If you're going to go all in about problems between your parents and you get hit by your day, chances are.. you lack respect.

Strike 3: If you had to post this on nairaland to get opinions, or have the ladies sympathize, abi na empathize with you, well.. no wonder your popsie woaz you correct slap. No love for people who their dirty laundry in public.

Nonetheless, your popsie is a bitch for hitting his wife, your mom, but I think he's more so disappointed that he have raised a pussy for a son. I feel bad for you all.

Amongst other heinous things that this Otuoke citizen is, he's also a JB. SMDH

Yea.. Davido, aka omo baba olowo(rich guy), after paying studio fees and features to Drake will be nwa ogbenye(broke nicca)

Mishydoo:
[size=16pt] Africa was developing,just not as fast as other regions....Egypt,Ethiopia were some of d first places to hv good civilisation...even mentioned in d bible[/size]

Stop this nonsense. Go and read Not what the oppressors forced you to read, but rather the truth.