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Make I kukuma join the chorus and trek from America to Abuja. When I reach Atlantic Ocean, I will walk on water sef. Hahaha. Una dey crase.

Haha.

I feel his pain. But your mom is your mom even if she shit for church. You never wanna air dirty laundry for outside. That e sister no try sha. Women have greater emotional intelligence than men. She for no respond.

This one na Concession speech. E never begin sef

Okada people still don't care if they carry passenger dey do anyhow for road. If you ban them now, them go talk say you don do them bad thing. RIP Nne.

Let's say she's a Yoruba babe and I say this is all Yoruba babes are known for. Pure yoruba behavior.

Do you see how ignorant that sounds? That's what you clowns sound like talking igbo this igbo that. Get off the cock of the igbos..

Sha, every naija babe in yankee dey do nursing. It's funny. You go see wicked madam wey been dey use acid dey bathe e workers then, e be nurse for yankee. See jazebelle, na nurse. Rat, cat and mouse, na nurse. Angels na nurse. Demons na nurse. They all look alike.

See, most of them have been blindsided by the money. Money is good but what's not for you ain't for you. How can you call yourself a nurse but this is what you do? If you call yourself a nurse, you are rendering your services to humanity.

Every one talks about the things that the presido and the presido-elect have done wrong post elections. Ok. Fair enough but I challenge you guys to write about what it takes to make Nigeria a better place. I challenge you to write about what we, the citizens can do to make Nigeria a better place. A mango tree does not grow from its leafs down to the roots. Those guys at the top won't make Nigeria better. They will only be our punching bags any time they eF up. Nigeria gets better at the grassroot level. it's nation building time.

Clearly, she's the man of the house. Charlie? eeh.. hee..

See how you threw all igbo people into a box. Very reckless. And very ignorant. Kontinu

ziryboy:
You are the most useless and idiot I have ever seen. SLS that was accuse by your useless jonathan of financial recklessness should be investigate by Buhari? The Jonathan that accuse him that he is suspended till after the investigation of which there is noting against SLS that is why we didn't here anything whether SLS is guilty or not. I know you an ibo man, that is how you useless Ibos talk, support useless things and devalue good things. The south south shall always take par forever, you can never rule this country forever, useless set of people

14:
Current nigerian budget is $22Billion for 2015, so back then you could raise $61B, impossible.

Look, man.. i don't know how true this is but certainly was spent throughout the entire duration..

iyatrustee:
Its a pity that Nigeria has fallen short of its previous glory.

Is Nigeria still the acclaimed big brother of the continent?

How can South Africa forget so soon the roles we played during their aparthied days.


The collective actions of both our leaders and followers led us to where we are today!

What role did we play in ending apartheid? Explain

Listen.. I guess you can't list Nigeria to the rest. It's ironic, but more importantly, it's morally wrong. Just take a moment and think about what you think we did. Countrymen and women, how the fhuck are we going to set a peoples free when we, the nigerians, were living in bondage under the most brutal and corrupt dictators history has ever recorded? Did you really think we spent $61B to free south Africa from apatheid when we were living under similar conditions and perhaps, even worse? Make una think am clear again

Everything don't have to be politically charged. Why not charge the to mass to become well informed citizens of igbo land and of Nigeria at large. I mean, a shitload of people don't know Ebonyi state is part of igbo land.

ozoigbondu:
l think is because their governors are deadwoods.Ebonyi is governed by 81 years old Elechi and Abia by the worst governor known to man theif orji.The lazy governors has made their state backward.

Abia though dragged back is still popular thanks to Aba but as for Ebonyi sometimes i forget it is an igbo state

Abeg no vex but who is this Lalasticlala that everyone always call upon? Is she nairaland mother general?

Kororugged:
A lot of people are scared of Jagaban

They fear his intelligence, astuteness and strategic thinking.

Loathe him as much as you want, he remains the most influential and possibly the most powerful politician in Nigeria -today!

Lalasticlala, please do justice

The first chance I get, I'll sow my seeds in her..

Hahahaha

Interesting

Hahahaha. Alright wierdo, I have a brain fart reading this funny rubbish. I only wonder how much electrons were terribly inconvenienced in writing this nonsense. Nairaland needs to hire an editor(me,), shit like this won't make it to the front page.

eCollynzo:
Which jail?
What happened to death sentences?

That one follow too.

TryAces:
always d Devil 2 blame

No mind them. Blaming the devil is just a lazy way of taking responsibility for his actions; it's a cap out. Nonsense. Allow the bastard to rot in jail.

SleekyP:
Sweet lovers…




https://instagram.com/p/13liRynrs-/

Sweet gini? Love is relative. If Mikel was a broke ass busboy, the babe go near am? Hell no. I hope he invest some money for after retirement because when that money stops coming in like it currently is, she'll pack up and leave.

Hahaha

mirexxx:
cool! i love riding bicycles too
buh i can't
the first time i tried learning how to, i tore my skirt into pieces #nojokes

Hahahaha Indian Hemp. Small pikin

Damburu ba kai.. sanu de gi da. Lol nice. Can someone be nice and post a link with free online hausa or even Yoruba literature. Thank you kindly.

Eye no see wetin dey the gifts sef.. misleading headline

Lmfaaaooooooo why is or are his gifts wrapped in newspapers? Is Russia out of gift wrapping papers? Cmon, even naija dey do well in that department.

Wiz baba the kid.. I hail o

zekki:
I know my Yrouba brother will never say such. God bless u Doc.

Smh. You gotta be blatantly daft, dumb, slow, and in fact, all of the above. But you know what, I'm putting you on the iggy list. Can't let and won't let the bigotry in you prosper. I pity anyone else who does such . Goat.

Smh. You gotta be blatantly daft, dumb, slow, and in fact, all of the above. But you know what, I'm putting you on the iggy list. Can't let and won't let the bigotry in you prosper. I pity anyone else who does such . Goat.

We know you got mathematical skills but this is pure crap. No other information exist other that he trekked long distance
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chatupkay:
Here's the arithemetic:

Average Speed for Human: 5KM per Hour
Maximum number of Hours trekked per day: 12 Hours
Total Distance Lagos to Abuja: 736KM (approx)

Distance covered in a day: 5*12 == 60KM
Numbers of days needed to cover to 736KM: 736KM/60KM === 12.26 days.

So if he spent 18 days to get to abuja, then it's justified considering the stopovers and he might have walked at a lower speed


Conclusion
He actually trekked dat distance..... A round of applause for dis guy!!!!
Congrat to Hamisu.

You can't change how a people feel about a particular place, group, etc. We condemn South Africa for doing things that we do. We're such hippocrites. Futhermore, the link I have posted echoes the Obas sentiments about the igbos living in Yoruba lanD. The funny thing is, this guy lives in another man's land While suggesting that foreigners in his own land to go away.


https://www.change.org/p/texas-medical-board-investigate-a-dallas-based-cardiologist-dr-adeniran-abraham-ariyo-who-called-for-xenophobic-attack-against-igbos-the-way-foreigners-were-violently-attacked-in-south-africa?recruiter=281508356&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=mob-xs-share_petition-reason_msg

This one skrong pass oba of lagos