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khassy at admissions office. need assistance? call him @ 08063027882

ROSYL:
On top of that big plate of garri, they still add malt join....that's why people are so oooo big!

not persons like the OP and me. we are gifted with the ability to eat very well without gaining significant weight

Yusluv2014:
i mean r u stayinq at skul church?i mean did dy alow u to sleep dre for ovanyt

yes

khassy:
Where you passing d nyt?

last nite at the chapel. it was supposed to be a get in & get out thing. now I have to stay longer.

kuuljay:
When I was a kid I travelled to the village,and when some group of elders where having a meeting I sat in a corner and was listening,suddenly an old man beside me gave a loud fart to my greatest surprise he accused me and slapped me on the back.i fought back by saying he is the one that did it of which everyone knew.the end of the mate was that my mum did not bring us up well.my brother the next day I couldn't sit on my bumbum

what the hell where you thinking? sit behind a fat elderly man? they fart "fartuitiously" (permit me to use that word.) never make that mistake again bro

rkarang:
No, I'm still awaiting my clearance. Hbu?

which of una dey school premises? comsit, admissions, park, wherever, me no sabi speak or hear yoruba

I suppose don start d journey home but now, seems like i will be here till Friday.

khassy:
Anybody going to CoMSit today.... Would be goin by 10... Jus joining d bandwagon

BTW

I syt ya @hawtimolly

u there now? ring me 07082790474

agent9:
Invading COMSIT wit AK-47 RIFFLE.....Very soon!!!!

where u at¿ I'm at the park now. ring me 07082790474

Yungmilio2:
Sure u wil see
No sleeping. At the gate till convo period

found one. it's the chapel tonight

tojahh:
I tried teaching my elder sister how to drive after much persuasion of how her friends are all drivers. So we set out on a sunday afternoon, oya, see key, start the motor, she was fidgety, I encouraged her not to be, its just a car, it doesn't bite. Next thing na shout o, "Don't even try to school me, am not your mate" who told you am scared, I've been driving when you were away at school, I just want to perfect some things". I look this Fat girl, if no be my elder sister I for slap am. Na that place we dey she burn the key starter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tojahh:
I tried teaching my elder sister how to drive after much persuasion of how her friends are all drivers. So we set out on a sunday afternoon, oya, see key, start the motor, she was fidgety, I encouraged her not to be, its just a car, it doesn't bite. Next thing na shout o, "Don't even try to school me, am not your mate" who told you am scared, I've been driving when you were away at school, I just want to perfect some things". I look this Fat girl, if no be my elder sister I for slap am. Na that place we dey she burn the key starter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Neyoyo:
In 3 years of marriage, I never laid a finger on my wife but after 15 minutes of some "abnormal" driving like rolling the key starter too much, preferring 2 drive in the bush rather than on the cleared field,I gave her a few sharp slaps on the back of her hands. When I felt this could endanger our marriage, I engaged my mechanic to teach her. Now she's been driving for about 1 hour to and fro work almost everyday for d past 1 year. My advice is this,you want keep ur marriage safe while your wife is a learner, let somebody else be the teacher.

hehehe noted

TONYE001:
Hehehe...

Late 2012, we got a Volkswagen Passat wagon..

We were in our final year then..and we weren't married yet..

I come dey teach my fiancée driving on campus..

Chei! E no easy o.. One time like that, she carry motor face bush..na so I shout, "match brake and clutch!!".. My baby mistook the accelerator for the brake..

Needless to say that in a split second, we found ourselves in the bush!

hmmmm,,, thank God

hope I'll find a vehicle to take me into the campus. holiday or not there should be vehicles. can't bear the thought of sleeping at the gate.

morning brethren. on my way to Unilorin...
hope they have accommodation for visitors?

Isaolamide:
i heard another list will be out this week also but dont know how true is the news.concerning mine,it still remain the thing i told you,and from what i read on unilorin website,the upcoming one will be 2nd batch.check this news out.
uilugportal.unilorin.edu.ng/news_faqs.php?id=news&m=s&news_id=19

this link leads nowhere

ekanso

anyone here who is currently on campus?

Quantity Surveying and Photogrammetry aka Fencing and Wiring

TONYE001: No Sir... I was never there...

weren't you our senior prefect then?

Givemejoy: Would you like the North?

tell me about it

anything like a non digital list of admitted students?

laryom1: Dz morning

congratulations

laryom1: I

u got the text? when?

any 1 admitted to medicine in this new release?

chinko no dey last.
try African wonder

akereconfi: Two U.S. jets intercepted six Russian planes that neared U.S. airspace off Alaska on Thursday and Canadian planes intercepted two Russian bombers that approached Canadian airspace, NORAD told CNN and Canada's CBC News on Thursday.

The two Tupolev Tu-95 long-range bombers, commonly referred to as "Bears," came within 60 to 100 km of Canadian airspace in the early morning hours Thursday, NORAD told CTV News. NORAD radar detected the aircraft around 1:30 a.m. PT and scrambled two CF-18s fighter jets from undisclosed location in northwest Canada. The Russian planes turned back after making contact.

A U.S. official told CNN's Barbara Starr that officials in Washington think the incident is related to Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko's recent trip to North America. Poroshenko met with Canadian officials on Wednesday and President Barack Obama on Thursday before telling a joint session of Congress that the ongoing conflict between Kiev and Russia-backed rebels ravaging the eastern part of the country "represents a new Cold War and a threat that if left unchecked will invariably spread to other democracies worldwide."

“It is Europe’s and it is America’s war now, too. It is the war for the free world,” Poroshenko said.

The U.S. has promised Ukraine $46 million in nonlethal aid for its battle with pro-Russian militants.

Russia jets have been flouting international space more than usual this week. The British Royal Air Force also scrambled jets on Thursday Russian after another detachment of "Bear" bombers were spotted getting too close to British airspace, Sky News reports. And on Wednesday, two Russian Su-24 attack planes actually entered Swedish airspace over the island of Öland, according to The Local. Sweden then scrambled its own fighter jets to intercept the intruders, who retreated.

So what's Russia up to this week? The Week's Kyle Mizokami suggests that these minor transgressions of internatinal boundaries are part of a subtle show of strength, a defining feature of Russian diplomacy under President Vladimir Putin. Russian Bears buzz U.S. airspace as a way to remind NATO countries — like, say, Finland and Canada — of Putin's nuclear capabilities.












http://mic.com/articles/99356/russian-jets-intercepted-near-u-s-and-canadian-airspace

but u too like war issues

MsTIQ: I know she's Nigerian. I meant her state of origin.

lol Imo state

Ahmadjr: ...and her jamb score?

250+

MsTIQ: What year is her O' level n whats her indigeneship?

O' level is last year's. she is a Nigerian

AJcooI: Seconded..

someone scored 84% but no admission yet.

mistletoe619: I think they must have used a minimum of 230 80% because lots of people had high scores.

well, my little sis scored 84% but hasn't been offered admission.

mentorandfriend: I once encountered a possessive lady when I was in the university. She calls at least 5 times everyday. She will need a lengthy explanation if I dont pick up on time. So I sent her a text oneday to never call my line. The girl was killing me with calls and frequent "Just wanna check on you" texts. I regretted my action two weeks later. I became lonely inside. I've driven away a simple, free spirited, caring lady. IF YOU HAVE A POSSESSIVE LADY AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND, PLS REJOICE.

hehehe