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Fufu & Oha soup. This combo can cure all kinds of depression and kill every suicidal thoughts.

FairlyUSEDpussy:
If not for the fervent rendered by this girl's parent and the good school she attended.........

Naso BANDIT MMESOMA for outshine and steal her Glory..........

You have left the subject of the matter to behave exactly like your Moniker. Cunt

Ofunaofu:
If he was just being transparent, why did he turn around to say that he was merely sending them prayers to their Mail boxes


Sometimes, I wonder how some of you reason

Those agbado mugus are irredeemable. They are gone.

Lutherblaq:
My neighbour's wife is heavily pregnent, and i was shocked to see him doing things Like this:

>Washing her 'Clothes'
>Doing all manners of 'Chores'
>And even bathing her Sometimes
We all Know how, things like that are really Rare to see, And to tell you that they have been married for like 12yrs, with atleast 3 kids. so the marriege is not that new na.

now back to my question can you do that

How did you SEE him bathing her?
All this fake story tellers sef.

Fugazy2023:
No country/region wants to appear weak. Nigeria and other Ecowas members just have to invade Niger republic and democracy have to be reinstalled. This isn't about the amount of noise you people make. Leaders aren't emotional but logical in thinking. If the coupist are allowed to stay, it is very dangerous for Africa as a whole. Nigeria must lead and send a strong signal to other military coupist.
When Russia wants to invade Ukraine, do you know the amount of noise made by the citizens out of EMOTIONS. A leader have to take decisions that have a long term impact. Today, most of you are proud of Russia and Putin have positioned himself in history.
If I were to be the president, I would have invaded Niger and dethroned the coup plotters that same week they took over

You think it's that easy? All this kindergarten analysis on this forum.

Cantonese:
By the way Isele Azagba is not Asaba please.

It’s just like calling Ekpoma by the name Benin, because they are within close proximity. Or calling Shagamu as Ijebu Remo.

We must call all areas by their names for proper and easy identification. However you can say Isele Azagba is within the state capital territory. Even Okpanam, Okwe, Amakom, Ugbolu, etc, which are towns on their own are not called by the name Asaba.

Isele Azagba is fast developing because Okpanam, which is the town before Asaba on the road to Onitsha, has become very costly to purchase lands. Now Isele Azagba, affords the opportunity to purchase lands at much more cheaper prices and the same benefits are afforded just like Asaba.

Oga Isele Azagba is part of Asaba capital territory.
Just the way it is in Rivers state between port Harcourt and Obiakpor LGAs

Sharpsharp00123:
One thing I really don’t understand about igbos is this

So u hate Nigeria badly to the level of wishing we got wiped out from d surface of d earth but u still want to rule us

Aren’t we justified for not voting u now cos it would have been d greatest mistake of our lives if we had given sword to the one who hates us the most

To u non igbos that got decieved into voting their Igbo agenda during election, hope u can see now?

They never regard u, u were just a pawn in their chess game, now that your eyes are clear I pray u don’t make same stupid mistake in d future cos if people like us don’t repel your stupidity then we would have found ourselves in d hands of an enemy who disguised as a friend


Imagine how igbos so wish us bad on social media n tell me come 2027 that any of their candidate deserves to b given power

Shut Up. Where did you see Igbo in the article. Are the coup plotters Igbos?

Then don tire to buy diesel. What APC and Buhari cannot destroy does not exist.

BoldBrainz:
I know it's a big ask, but can you manage to be the least sensible for once in your life?!

It's not in him to be sensible. When he gets to hell demons will explain to him.

Rossikk:
What a dumb thing to say.

The only person whose military strength is of importance to you is the person you are about to fight, not your 'mate', whatever the fck that means.

How old are you? What business does Nigeria have going to war in another sovereign country? Have Nigeria in any way successfully combated the internal security problems bedevilling it in the form of Boko Haram, herdsmen, ugm, kidnappers etc? Before thinking of a fruitless expedition in another country's internal affairs.
I have come to realise that most people hear lack common sense.

madridguy:
But Oshogbo people will never run to your Aba. It is Aba people that will be running to Oshogbo.

Maybe Oshogbo people are afraid to step out of their comfort zones. Them no get liver.

Jogs1900:
Who gave Edo state Gelegele port?Tell your governors not to be relying on handout.

Which gelele port? Na your family shop dey berth there?

trutharena:
No single Yoruba commissioner in all the SE states. Upon how Yoruba welcome Ibos to Lagos and other SW states, shouldn’t the Igbos at least repay the effort by appointing on Yoruba in the cabinet of one SE state?

God bless Sanwoolu for excluding the ungrateful people from his cabinet. The last time they employed them in the LASG cabinet, they did long throat and want to instead claim the seat of power.

Name one Yoruba person in the south east with any meaningful job other than mechanics and Agbo Jedi hawkers. Na those ones you want to make commissioners?

Thisis2raw:
Mama Abuja
Ofrima
Emmatex
Embassy cafe

Unique Uniport.

BIZNess123:


See how he's looking humble and innocent..

This man sent people to their early grave... through his dangerous monetary policy

What of your god Buhari? Can emefiele do anything without the approval of the president and CinC?

EmeeNaka:
Hmm
That's sad.
Why would this happen to LP?
Well, she will seek redress at higher court.
This is exactly how LP will crush APC at Presidential tribunal

HE. Ngozi is a man and defeated Elumelu soundly.

N3TRAL:
You believe this?

The security agency most loyal to Tinubu in Nigeria today is the DSS. Bichi was supporting Tinubu even as a service head under Buhari. He's the only security head that was retained after the Tsunami disrupted the previous architecture.

His children visited Tinubu anytime he was in Abuja even before the elections. The DSS Boss and Tinubu are friends.

It is either Wike and Ganduje don't want to be ministers or they have been asked to give younger technocrats that will take their slots.

If they want to be Ministers and Tinubu wants them to be ministers, they'll be ministers for sure.

It's like saying that Akpabio's led senate will not ratify the nominations. Grow up and learn politics 😂

Have you also considered that Tinubu may be wary of an unstable character like Wike and may have instructed the DSS not to clear him so he will use that as an excuse.

lexylaw40:
103 people shot dead yet no one has come up with reports of missing persons around time up until now, no reports of missing relatives neither officially or on social media since that time . ...I simply don't believe everything I hear

Did you believe all the reports they have been giving since two years? Some of you are not well at all.

Curse777:



Tribalist

Obsessed with media attention

Lair per excellence

3rd class Philosophy graduate of Nssuka forming economist

Not loyal to anyone or party or his state

.

Shut Up.

Buddha3:
Why are you adding Asaba?

When did Asaba become part of South East?

Oga, Asaba is Igbo. That's our identity. We don't care about your south south or whatever nomenclature. Asaba is Igbo. Enough of the divide and rule.

Best978:
What's the context of the 'FCT' in a sentence where he mentioned scoring 25% in 29 states then?


Either whoever filed this is an illiterate, or you need to refund the money you spend on English lessons.

They do not even understand that this is perjury. This is open lie in the court.

seunmsg:
Because he can’t read and comprehend. Where exactly did Tinubu’s counsel claim specifically that he scored 25% in FCT?

Is it that you cannot read or comprehend what you read? Which one is exactly your problem? Something so unambiguously written is what your likes are trying to twist.

Johndot:
Reno Omokri on Twitter: "One thing I noticed about Mmesoma ...
One thing I noticed about Mmesoma Ejikeme's genuine results, as released by JAMB, is that her first three choices of institutions are in Lagos (Unilag, LASU, and Lagos State Polytechnic). Her fourth choice is Akwa-Ibom State Polytechnic in the South-South. The girl (or woman, since she is 19) does not want to stay in the Southeast. Why?


The Southeast should learn a thing or two from this. The girl does not want to study in the Southeast. And she is not alone. Many companies are divesting from the Southeast because of IPOB's Monday sit-at-home.

It is leading to a brain drain from the Southeast and a brain gain for the Southwest, and an exodus of capital from the Orient to the Occident. The leaders of the Southwest have made their region so conducive to education and business. And that is why everybody wants to move there.

#TableShaker

Guys what do you think about this tweet?

Someone that is running away from his own country and has been away for almost nine years is who you are listening to asking this type of rubbish.

nairalanda1:
In 2016, Buhari made NNPC the sole importer of fuel.(to cut subsidy costs, as before there were many importers, including marketers).

That meant that NNPC was importing fuel at a certain price and selling to market below that price. (As at 2022 Aug, NNPC was bringing in fuel at N391, and market price was around N186)
Ok
At the end of the day, NNPC loses money from doing that, so government pays them a subsidy...or compensation for that.

As for whether there was looting...that;s for an audit to answer.

Who owns NNPC? Is it the same NNPC that is said not to have made any remittances to the Federation account in years despite selling millions of barrels of crude?

Rolings:
If any Osu from sadeast try any nonsense like they did during endars this time around....na second civil war wan start be that.....Yorubas youths won't sit back and watch any Osu from the east destroy our city. No never again

Which Yoruba youths? You think this is garage matters?

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Even tho I'm proudly obident........
Peter obi........sud stop this nonsense court case and let Tinubu get serious and less distracted.........

But they could not distract him from sacking people. Whoever wants to be serious needs no excuses

helinues:
Na where man dey work him dey chop. Wike already poured water on ground, he must step on wet ground.

That's what a support can bring to a region. Something positive not calamity

Which region? It's a personal estate my brother. It them for themselves.

CondenseMilk:
One is original from jamb and the other is student print.

God bless you wise man.

Tinubuwins2023e:
We all by now show know what Obidafts stand for. Why are we bothered about there false accusations? They derive joy in attacking PBAT so let them be.
Ours is to ignore them and let them continue to leave in there fools paradise.
They will soon get tired same way they get tired insulting Buhari.
What we sha know is that PBAT will rule for 8 years and there is absolutely nothing they can do about it.
If they like, they should continue dishing out propaganda, he no concern us.

If you were not insensible you will understand why Reno used the word opposition rather than Peter Obi. Nothing concern Peter Obi and Obidients with the case the mumu Reno is referring to as it was PDP that brought the matter to the tribunal, but zombies will always be zombies. Afterall their only source of orgasm is the mention of Peter Obi.

Flight90:
Some people won't like this 😁😆😅

So receiving a hug and handshake from another man is an achievement? See how low we have sunk. That some clowns now celebrate inanities and all sorts.

KingTom:
Death row is the label that pays me
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (hell, yeah)
But uhh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
From a young G's perspective and before me dig out a bitch I have to find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
And learnin' her man and at the same time burnin her man

Baba you na confirmed OG. Ain't nuttin but a g-thang baby..

God will soon open this pastor yansh. It's just a matter of time.