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Randy91:
White granny abi?

watin I wan use old mama do ? me go bring one fresh and sexy white girl come Nigeria

lmao the woman wan clear the matter once and for all

Mrkumareze:
Returned from Asia not USA. Welcome bro. Na so my Dad cry when he see me back home just after a year plus . It's always a thing of joy to see your son home

*coughs* abeg where you return from?

ogene144:
do u read abt eboue predicament nt of recent beware of white ladies.

guy the guy no enter market well white women dy with different personality and ambition so em side no pure na em make e enter one chance

UK don turn second Nigeria

chai abroad life good oo imagine now u go see girls go dy pour the guy house to try get belle for am for instant marriage chai baba God do am for me ooi but na white woman me go carry come back ooo but before I go I go bleep Nigerian food na

why 7 abeg add 5 join am making 12 so that the rest go know say we mean business

9ja my country lolz I go miss una when I travel out ooo

abeg make e do reduce jare transport too cost

APC+PDP=Tissue paper (used one)

ewww and yurk

my own if u commit fraud and found guilty its jail time make dem no dy pity them throw this people in jail so that the rest go know say you mean business I swear our justice system is a joke we need young and serious non contaminated DOJ department of justice guys to end all illegal activities in this country

this one resemble the monkey from lion king na

Jjporch:
The way they reason baffles me at times
They just want to dominate anywhere they go,
Emptyheads up and down
It's as if they will die if any other religious heads them,
During Trumps campaign they prefer Trump to rule to Hillary because she's a woman to them
It's Haram for women to lead them to aljuanu

the thing self tire me those guys no dy civilized at all

jay2pee:
Na the same dam been wan do me too.... Same pic.... But them no know say sum be learner for where I dey

omor I cause the fake cc die

u forget bet9ja ooo

Bolustiles:
....

if I slap u eeeh

chair man dy use prophet work to see free Toto to Bleep see em face like those people wey never see food chop for 1 week

em pikin fine sha ooo and na the same USA na yahoo boyz wan use take scam me yesterday claiming to send me iPhone,macbook and 1k$

she nor dy old but no be that one dy worry me na money dy worry me here

Jjporch:

aaah those people no dy play with vex ooo u no see watin dy go on for Jerusalem I ask say why this guys dy behave like this na one Muslim guy say na Allah na em command am oboy me I no under this one's God oo

Jjporch:
In UN General voting against the speech made by the President of United States of America Donald Trump, recognising Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, we saw our Nigerian representative voted against Trump declaration. Then we ask these questions. 1) Who was that person that represented Nigeria at that UN Assembly? 2) Which religion is he or she? 3) Whom did he or she consulted to know our general opinion before casting his or her vote? 4) Of which interest did he or she voted? 5) Why must we vote when Nigeria is attending IOC meetings too? Pls let the world know that this entity Nigeria does not belong to Muslims and that the vote casted at the UN general assembly does not represent the interest or wishes of every Nigerian in diaspora. If they wish to cast the vote in Nigeria first to get our stand they will find out that 89% of Nigerians want Jerusalem to be capital of Israel. The stupid European union are hypocritical forging crisis everywhere and suicide bombing is growing day by day they could not do anything to stop them. Israel and Christianity are older than Islam so there is no way Palestinians should be claiming Jerusalem. Jesus and Christianity started from Jerusalem and Jesus left the world through Jerusalem. Anybody, Any Country or Individual who speaks or fight against Israel over Jerusalem will face wrath of God is biblical. Therefore we urge Nigerian Government to start making arrangements on how to move our embassy from Tel aviv to Jerusalem with immediate effect so we can partake in God's blessing. Pls share this as u read. May d almighty God recognise u and ur family in this coming 2018 IJN Amen. As u share this Psalm 121vs 4. Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep, shall be ur potion IJN Amen

u want make Arab league especially Palestine, Iran,Turkey and Egypt chop buhari head for voting yes?

Boko,Isis,Hezbollah, Al queda,Taliban and co oboy I don tire jare

mama sekirat

shey na goat dem dy feed?

Venica:
na wa o. op thanks for d info. i remember d time 2go was reigning. some idiots told me my 2go profile pic has won d sum of #300,000. was ask to call one skye bank manager to claim it. called d guy n he told me to send #1500recharge card for some important things before d money could be transfer to my account. i told them am a cheerful giver so i dash them 25k from d money to do whatever they like . them never bother to call me again.

lolz

Kingbuhari:
nawa oooo Afonjas has taken it to a new lever... Op he want to use you do juju thank God u no go, ur head for don dey boil for inside babalowa pot vomiting hard currencies...

dem wan do me the same thing

harrisonford001:
this one na old format now! people still dey fall for this cheap fraud? you stay house wan receive 900 pounds! continue na

oboy belike say dem wan do me self o

samuel19222:
Guys please beware of this guy kelvin briggs on bbm, that is his pin (2967A0F4) I don't know where he got my bbm pin from, all of a sudden he said we should talk on skype and I told him my phone don't have front camera, so he said if he send me a mobile phone which support skype we can both chat, I said yeah, and he also ask me what else do I need apart from the phone I said a laptop and he promise to send to nigeria because he stay in NORWICH, UK, so yesterday on sunday 5/7/2015 he message me on bbm to inform me that he have already sent it through british airways world cargo and he also include the sum of 900 pounds, inside me I was happy that I have seen a maga not knowing I was going to be the maga, I told him to send me the tracking number so I can track the movement of my items, then he told me no need because they cargo company said it going to take 24 hours to reach nigeria, he gave me the company nigeria customer service number so I can call them and collect my items. This morning I received a phone call asking me if am the owner of the item, I reply yes and I was ask to call out the identification Number on the waybill which the guy (kelvin briggs) sent to me on bbm, after that I was ask to come to their office at abuja for my parcel, I told them I can't come to abuja for now, I ask them to send it to me here in lagos they said I will have to pay the sum of #7500 before they can send it down here, I told them that I have a brother there at abuja so he will help me to pick it up, they told me it's not possible that am to sign a document myself. As a lagos guy I google search the name kelvin briggs, which I saw a thread here on nairaland about the same guy, I just wanna warn my fellow nairalander to beware of this scammer.

be like they wan do me sef

wait o abi dem wan do the same thing to me ni?

am back after a long vacation abeg whi be 9ice?

justianoo:
how una take knw say na indomie hin dey cook.naija don turn every noodles to indomie

na spaghetti be DAT abi?