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PoliticsRe: Soldiers & Policemen Clash Over Girlfriend In Yobe, 4 Policemen & 1 Soldier Die by Alphyno: 9:36am On Apr 13, 2017
Bad Habit
CrimeRe: 20 Year-old Onitsha House Maid Hacked To Death For Refusing Sex With Boss’s Son by Alphyno: 12:24am On Apr 13, 2017
Pictures, Please...
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by Alphyno: 12:19am On Apr 13, 2017
Jeeeeeeessuuuuu... shocked shocked shocked

This woman must be a Vampire. embarassed embarassed embarassed

Wow, I can just imagine the pains of such, and I know he gave up coz of the pains.

Based On Logistic eh, That Lady Must Be TBoss's Twin Sister.
CrimeRe: Man Hit By Stroke After Raping Wife’s Niece In Delta (pics) by Alphyno: 12:09am On Apr 13, 2017
See beautiful wife he even got, and he's still misbehaving.

Some of us(Men) needs Jesus
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Money Uncovered By EFCC In Ikoyi, Lagos by Alphyno: 10:42pm On Apr 12, 2017
Chisos...
PoliticsRe: Ijaw Youths Disrupt Tompolo’s 46th Birthday Party, Guests Escape Via Windows by Alphyno: 8:44pm On Apr 12, 2017
Another Nigerian Film grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Death Sentences: Nigeria Ranks 2nd In The World After China – Amnesty Int. by Alphyno: 8:38pm On Apr 12, 2017
Lol, Iffahear grin

Based on Logistics eh,

The number of people who were been Sentenced and killed by SARS(SAS) people here in Anambra state alone is much more than the number of survivors here.
And you guys are here preaching the Gospel.

That una calculation no follow @ all o...

Coz naija suppose be the Number One (Overall)
PoliticsRe: Death Sentences: Nigeria Ranks 2nd In The World After China – Amnesty Int. by Alphyno: 8:37pm On Apr 12, 2017
Lol, Iffahear grin

Based on una own Logistics Abihuh
PoliticsRe: Sheriff Has 7 Days To Apologise To Jonathan For Walking Out On Him - PDP Youths by Alphyno: 7:59pm On Apr 12, 2017
This PDP crisis is turning in to something else o...

I suspect this sheriff has one wicked plans for this PDP oo
PoliticsRe: Governor Yahaya Bello Joins Christian Convention In Kogi As He Runs Into Them by Alphyno: 6:57pm On Apr 12, 2017
He did that just Based On Logistic...
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Date This Muscular Female Body Builder? by Alphyno: 6:48pm On Apr 12, 2017
For waytin nah?? Say na me kill Jesus or Mohammedhuh
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Efe's Mother Celebrates Her Son's Win With Market Women (Video) by Alphyno: 6:39pm On Apr 12, 2017
GloriaNinja:
PERSON CAN'T HEAR WORD AGAIN OVER THIS 25M, NEXT NOW YOU GO HEAR SAY EFE'S MAMA IS KIDNAPPED, ENOUGH OF THIS PUBLICITY, GEEZ!
You must be an AFONJA
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Efe's Mother Celebrates Her Son's Win With Market Women (Video) by Alphyno: 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2017
E don better for them
CelebritiesRe: Fans React To Ese Eriata's Sultry Photo by Alphyno: 6:31pm On Apr 12, 2017
Mentcee:
How Buhari became a fool is what i can't fathom.
You need to be Casterated, if not, your senses will never return to normal again...
CelebritiesRe: Fans React To Ese Eriata's Sultry Photo by Alphyno: 6:25pm On Apr 12, 2017
Waaaawu... shocked Multipurpose lipsrsealed undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Ask That Abroad Bobo These Before You Marry Him. by Alphyno: 5:28pm On Apr 12, 2017
Lexusgs430:
But she open leg + her bra for ritual initiation, before alarm blow?
Before Nko
CelebritiesRe: Efe & Bisola Hang Out With Payporte Boss, Bassey Eyo (Photos) by Alphyno: 11:50pm On Apr 11, 2017
Based on Logistic eh, Efe is sure EFEctive...

The Niqqa so Dope....
RomanceRe: Ladies, Ask That Abroad Bobo These Before You Marry Him. by Alphyno: 11:45pm On Apr 11, 2017
All these abroad guys be living a fake life, like our Naija Celebrities....


Na so one abroad guy lied to my X that he's living large over there, and that he came back to Naija to build a multi-Billion naira Estate. Not knowing that the guy was been deported. And now he ends up working in one Bet9ja branch in my area, as a common cleaner seff...

Ladies Beware, Fake Guys Now EveryWhere
CelebritiesRe: Mimi Orijekwe Shades Her "Sperm Donor" Husband (Photos) by Alphyno: 4:18pm On Apr 11, 2017
Nigerian Police Be Like:
1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!
2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him
3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!
4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.
6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.
7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!
8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money now, u wan
go flex with all dis ladies shey, oya
park before i lose my temper.

True or False?
Lolz ... Just for fun.

Have a great days ahead famz...
FashionRe: Lady Wears 2 Different Shoes To A Shopping Mall (Photo) by Alphyno: 4:04pm On Apr 11, 2017
Nigerian Police Be Like:
1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!
2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him
3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!
4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.
6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.
7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!
8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money now, u wan
go flex with all dis ladies shey, oya
park before i lose my temper.

True or False?
Lolz ... Just for fun.

Have a great days ahead famz...
RomanceRe: Is It The Man That Weds The Woman Or Woman Weds Man? by Alphyno: 4:02pm On Apr 11, 2017
Nigerian Police Be Like:
1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!
2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him
3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!
4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.
6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.
7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!
8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money now, u wan
go flex with all dis ladies shey, oya
park before i lose my temper.

True or False?
Lolz ... Just for fun.

Have a great days ahead famz...
CrimeRe: Man Killed By Thugs In Otodo Gbame, Lekki, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by Alphyno: 7:33pm On Apr 09, 2017
Who noticed what is written on the guy's cloth(Top) huh

That one Weak me die cry cry cry

Chaiii, so Touching.[color=#990000][/color] cry
RomanceRe: Man Weds His US Bride In Lagos, Says "Really No Time To Waste" by Alphyno: 12:00am On Apr 08, 2017
Chisos... shocked shocked huh huh

See as the woman be like Masquerade.. cry lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Decline Giving Guys Your Contact? by Alphyno: 2:16am On Apr 06, 2017
For this hard time?? huh huh

Iffahear embarassed angry

Ladies are now the ones dishing out their mobile contacts to Men wink wink undecided

So, make una stop Forming here like aunty Tboss oooo undecided undecided undecided lipsrsealed

#I'm_Just_Saying_This,_Based_On_Logistic grin cheesy undecided lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Photos From The "Warri Stands With Efe" In Rally by Alphyno: 2:13pm On Apr 05, 2017
This BBNaija of a thing is turning in to something else
FamilyRe: What Is The Biggest Lesson Life Has Taught You? by Alphyno: 2:10pm On Apr 05, 2017
I have Red Liquid Mercury for sale at affordable prices, reach me on +2348105509545 if you're interested in buying...
CelebritiesRe: Adunni Ade & Her Kids Cover Motherhood In Style (Photos) by Alphyno: 2:08pm On Apr 05, 2017
I have Red Liquid Mercury for sale at affordable prices, reach me on +2348105509545 if you're interested in buying...
FashionRe: Tattooed Lady: "I Paid N10,000 To Soldiers In Port-Harcourt For Wearing Tattoo" by Alphyno: 1:54pm On Apr 05, 2017
I have Red Liquid Mercury for sale. Email me if you're interested in buying. Thank you...
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Rocking His Female Fan's Butt On Stage During His Signature EP Launch by Alphyno: 1:28pm On Apr 05, 2017
Her boyfriend will be somewhere now, planning on how to divorce the Lady just because of this... grin
CrimeRe: Woman Shot Dead By Policeman At Toll Gate, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by Alphyno: 12:19am On Apr 05, 2017
RIP to her...

I have Red Liquid Mercury for sale. Email me if you're interested in buying
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Bisola's Sister At UNILAG To Share Recharge Cards by Alphyno: 12:18am On Apr 05, 2017
I have Red Liquid Mercury for sale. Email me if you're interested in buying
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by Alphyno: 12:16am On Apr 05, 2017
I have Red Liquid Mercury for sale. Email me if you're interested in buying

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