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Family / Re: What Are Your Plans For Your Kids? by Alubosa: 3:48am On Sep 05, 2014
megastu: My kids school sent a message that they would be sending voice teachings of key subjects and also send home work. Kids are to submit the completed home work weekly.

....and please name of school and what state r u please?
Family / Re: What's Your Name On Your Husband's Phone And What Did You Use To Save His Number by Alubosa: 5:15am On Sep 04, 2014
On my phone - OBO MI

On her phone - Oloko nla. grin


Abeg na play i dey ooo

On my phone - Pink Diamond

On her phone - ........i no sabi wetin she take store my name again. if i vex am she go store am "AS...Ashiere Somebody", if she notice say i don drink she go change am to "OJJ...Omutin Jati Jati" If i buy sharwama come house for am she go change am to "OOM...Olowo Ori Mi"

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Family / Re: Marriedfolks,how Do U Silence A Crying Baby by Alubosa: 5:03am On Sep 04, 2014
Give am Sapele water (aka ogogoro)
Celebrities / Re: Hmmmn! Alaafin Of Oyo Kingdom Celebrates Birthday With His Four Wives.(picture) by Alubosa: 3:48pm On Sep 03, 2014
slimmy05: And he feels he would satisfy the lustful desire of those women. While he lives in fantasy world hoping these four wives won't have some side Randy boys who would be shinning their beauty when the oba is away on admission. cheesy


Even if its d last "puna" on mother earth, U wouldn't wanna share it with such juju-laden man mehn....ever heard of "magun"?

O ni fe te mehn!!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Hmmmn! Alaafin Of Oyo Kingdom Celebrates Birthday With His Four Wives.(picture) by Alubosa: 3:40pm On Sep 03, 2014
But wait o!!! 'dafvck is happening to this shithole called Nigeria? Some days ago the igbos converged far away Houston, USA for world igbo congress. Our movie stars left for New York for 2014 NEA 3days ago and now to add "injury to salt" a well recognized yoruba monarch left his kingdom for another....Shame! Shame!!! And Shame!!! This is ridiculous.... How can Nigeria move forward, when all of us are moving outwards ?
Events / Re: my Officer Wedding Pix With A Fellow Nairalander by Alubosa: 12:24pm On Sep 03, 2014
Truckpusher: The wedding na for Sambisa or Bama? grin


But nna pally u wicked ooo......why evil naa?
Travel / Re: If You See This In Your Passport What Will You Do ? ( Pic ) by Alubosa: 9:26am On Sep 03, 2014
Akdegreat: .

Travel / Re: If You See This In Your Passport What Will You Do ? ( Pic ) by Alubosa: 9:26am On Sep 03, 2014
Akdegreat: .



Bursted!!!!

U buy land for the thread incase d price increase for Nairaland frontpage abi?
Travel / Re: If You See This In Your Passport What Will You Do ? ( Pic ) by Alubosa: 9:08am On Sep 03, 2014
Can't stop laughing.........Although it'd take me some self control not to whoop his/her a$$. I would sit the child down and explain the gravity of the damage he has done......i'd tell him/her it simply means no Disneyland for the next 5years. i'd also blame myself for being careless with such sensitive document
Culture / Re: The Magic Of Calabar And Their Women by Alubosa: 8:10am On Aug 26, 2014
*in Tupac's voice* I'm going going back back to Cali Cali.............Calabar oh my Calabar... .what happens in Calabar stays in Calabar

Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedure? by Alubosa: 6:23am On Aug 20, 2014
congrats @ PH Man and @ blesyn83
Foreign Affairs / Re: Giant Nigerian Snails Seized And Destroyed At Los Angeles Airport. by Alubosa: 11:13am On Jul 17, 2014
Malakh: Snails are unclean, since yall don't keep dietary laws, you eat whatever, yall eat abominable things, yall call it delicacies

See wetin u dey miss?

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedure? by Alubosa: 12:29pm On Jul 15, 2014
efuru: @ timtim12 you re a life saver.thanks for the insight



U didn't have to quote the entire post. it makes the thread unecessary longer

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedure? by Alubosa: 8:45pm On Jul 04, 2014
Congrats BnBarbie. oyibo too dey follow get winch. I rmbr ur transcript in the other thread. U clearly told the VO u was going to have ur baby and then i think she asked if u know anybody in the State or something like that....no mind am! na only she waka com...congrats! Na wa o' everybody just dey share testimony
Travel / Re: Travellers To US Face Tighter Airport Security by Alubosa: 8:56pm On Jul 03, 2014
imsu.boi:
a president with brains..

Brains + tactical deployment of strategic defence mechanisms to combat, forestall and anehilate future terrorrist attack. i call it being proactive. Even if our government gets a wind of imminent attacks, they will do nothing to arrest d situation. It's only in 9ja a terrorrist group would write to d govt that it plans to attack a community and yet succesfully carry out it's dastard act!.........there was a country

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedure? by Alubosa: 12:56pm On Jul 02, 2014
abcv657: @portharcourtboy she should prob go back there think it's a mix up

@ PHBoy i was gonna suggest that. Good she's done it. Congrats pally! Welcome to the club of Baba Amerikanah's. lols. But i nor be troublemaker o! My delivery might be tough but it nails it tho'. So make we jam for GRA na! mo pop something! lols
Politics / Re: Omisore Eating Guguru (Popcorn) In Market Square by Alubosa: 11:14pm On Jul 01, 2014
dgitrader: ignored


Next time say "i bow out" ......................................and dont forget to add "Boss"......gez u just did some research, that's why u have internet on ur palms anyways
Politics / Re: Pictures From The Burial Of Late Justice Oputa by Alubosa: 11:07pm On Jul 01, 2014
berem: yes he has sons. His first son is actually a half-caste from the fling he had with a white lady. That was before he married Diane. Dude has so many kids out of wedlock.

angry

But wait o!!!! God is wonderful o! Come to think of it...how come such a madman gave birth to such a pretty daughter?
Politics / Re: Omisore Eating Guguru (Popcorn) In Market Square by Alubosa: 10:50pm On Jul 01, 2014
dgitrader:

relax, life can be unfair sometimes, dont give up, rather visit ..... world.guns.ru/assault/isr/tavor-tar-21-e.html
or google tavor tar 21 assault rifle.

then meet me in the other thread. no need to extend your frustration here.

Yepa!!! i don see mysef finish! Chisos!!!! see as small pikin wen suppose dey study em Social Study and Home Economics dey follow me dey argue gunz! O'l boy oya go sleep!!! C'mon go sleep before i flog u! U don forget say school dey 2moro abi.....? if i see u post any rubbish again......
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Ile-Ife In Osun State by Alubosa: 10:26pm On Jul 01, 2014
tonychristopher:


THE CLASSICAL YORUBA MAN AND HIS ESCAPIST PHILOSOPHY

CARRY ON WITH PLAYING OSTRICH .WE ARE WATCHING

IFE IS CAPITAL OF YORUBA LAND AND THIS IS A MESSAGE TO YORUBAS

TAKE IT OR GO DANCE OWAMBE

Iya Fatai!!! E dakun e fun mi ni amala meta, ogufe meji, ara eran kan ati ponmo meta pure water kan!

Mr. Oga! let me first advice u to go ask ur mother who ur father is! Oloriburuku, ajokutamamomi! one of the brainwashed Biafran soldiers despoil.d ur mother during una yeye misled war.......why did ur brothers in Abia State release the 486 alleged BH members if they were truly BH boys? u even posted CAPSLOCK! That's why u r failing NECO fifth time running.......stewpidity runs in ur family's DNA...... . next time u quote me i'll body-bag u. Cretinous b.astar.d......anuofia

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Politics / Re: Omisore Eating Guguru (Popcorn) In Market Square by Alubosa: 9:46pm On Jul 01, 2014
dgitrader: agbero!
take note, the hooded gunman behind him is armed with a tavor(Israeli type machine gun used by the dss) what a show of shame, he is even afraid of the same people he is trying to expliot.

Ode! aburo oponu! aka mufutau olodo! thats a Barret MR8-EXACTO desert arm stealth surgical precision trained sniper rifle. Next time do your home work well before you post here on NL.....sule dindinrin....one would expect a daft person like u to ask who he's trying to take down with that kind of monster!
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Ile-Ife In Osun State by Alubosa: 9:19pm On Jul 01, 2014
i know some eeediots would blame Boko Haram for the explosion and start giving them undeserved attention....just like a clown just told me BH has infiltrated SW and they want to start from Odua ancient town! ... this has nothing to do with BH but the ongoing politial rally in the state......the perpetrators were alleged to be political parties thugz

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Nairaland / General / Re: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by Alubosa: 6:02am On Jun 28, 2014
hollajay: It was like they komot my scrotum lipsrsealed


D tin bn do me like person wen dem troway inside Sambisa forest . Minawilly i bn hear from a very reliable source say na PDP hack NL ......same way dem "militarized" Ekiti State and fence APC party bigwigs.......awon were!

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