pDude:


Yep. The seller's name is Dale and he is the number one seller in the US.

Pls welcome me home. This is where i belong. I just don't know why i love pepper

Removing 3 strands of hair from ur left eyelid, 4 from d right and putting them at d door so dat ur dad or mum can cross it and 4get ur punishable offence


For those dat had d priviledge of growing up where outdoor bathroom made of rusted zinc existed.....drilling a hole through d zinc so dat u can peep through when a girl u like (love) is having her bathe

And lastly........table soccer.....family competition as far as d 8th street. No Sega, no Nintendo, no X-box, no Playstation.....my childhood was the best

Does this guarantee the baby being the next Obama? Arrant nonsense!!!

Chillisauce:
Food

.........for thought

sirjohnson:
Ok, we've heard

PS: Linda Talks About The Guy That Is Trying To Bring Her Blog Down. Read it Here

Must u troll every thread? R u actually da.ft or u pretend to be da.ft

Serene...

victorVIC1: Having seen dat d subject matter was tweeted by Nasir El-Rufai in the year 2012...I had to modify my post.
@ op wot u av just done is a mere display of stupidity.
#Unfollows thread.

Blockhead! Do u know and understand the meaning of the word "antecedent"?

What u av just done , my friend, is a mere display of wasted education

Ibnsultan: His statement was clear any one who engage in extra judicial murder will not go free as justices will should catch up with him
Get a life & leave Nasir alone tell ur bosses to pay his 2m along side the apology on newspaper

Who are the fulani's? What alternate universe did they originate from? Are they the chosen in Nigeria? What is so special about them? Malam Hell Rufai has not hidden his support for either Boko haram or other fulani butcher roaming every state spreading death and destrction.No day passes without reading the mayhem, the havoc they left behind , even today. So if Fulani blood is a loan , what of the blood of all the innocent he and his brothers shed. When is he paying back this loan on behalf of his fellow comrades in arms. Is blood of non fulanis worthless before you and your own god. Hell Rufai needs psychitric assay. He has lost touch with reasonings and need to be confined to assylum

This is very "unstatemanly" of Nasir El-Rufai. It is sad to know that people like Nasir El-Rufai are Nigerians like us. This is really shameful, i am battling to come to terms that this really came from him. I am so speechless ..........DSS or SSS should get this guy arrested and have him charged for treason

Marriage is a holy institution within society. Through it we connect and inter-act with society and find meaning, position and purpose of our lives. Thus, the society uses it as a yardstick to measure how succesful a man is.

Why are u asking a question which u already v an answer! Of course it's our mother's generation. There was no maggi or seasoning those days but yet they made delicious meal with "iru"(locust beans), ogiri etc

BreezyRita:
Can't really say much in this case. I'm not much of an expert. But I feel if natural doesn't work out fine, you should try some contraceptives and see how it goes......
Be happy. Many are looking for what you have........ I know its important to space though.
Good luck!!

Thank u for the bolded

Tolexander: Just thinking about my childhood experience then i remembered one of those things dad used in scaring me when i was young.
We had a calendar then that had Jesus' image, dad told me that if i commit any evil at home when nobody is around, that the Jesus image in
the calendar is watching everything. I used to be very scared that time to commit any sin cos dad said if Jesus sees me, he will throw me to the lake of fire immediately and many other things we did hear in sunday school. There was this day when i saw fried fish on the table in the sitting room, it caught my eyes that i intended stealing but i was scared seeing calendar Jesus watching me. That day i just summoned courage and said actually this fried fish was not supposed to be on the table in the sitting room that it was supposed to be in thekitchen. Then i moved it to the
kitchen and balanced with it actually, there was no calendar jesus looking at me in the kitchen. I finished the fried fish that day.


I believe everyone also have one or two experience(s) like this, will be very glad tohear your own story also.

Ours was Late Pastor Babalola of CAC. Me and my senior bro piercred his eyes on the calender! In our mind we "blinded" his eyes so he wont see our naughtiness! Omo see flogging when Pupsy came back....

I smell voodoo

jennykadry:

visa gi o seti go?

Shawbabe:
lol course I know. Don't mind me. I just woke up this morning and was so frustrated when I tried to pick out what to wear today that won't be so tight! So I already had it in my head all day that I am now fat lol. But it's all good. Healthy AMERICAN baby first ....weight loss can come later

jennykadry:
''Dancing azonto''. Congratulobia nne . Ano'm a hundred percent behind you in support . Bright future for nwa i bu na afo. America ka kwa Nigeria mma.
We are good.

Phema:

I dey tell you! Kam'ji dokwa godu nka. Aussie dikwam no'bi for future. Nwayo nwayo.

E wa!!!! E lo so ra yin o! Vernacular is not allowed o!!!! This Phema sef nobody knows where u belongs! Se Igbo abi Yoruba? Small time u go speak Igbo, small time u go speak Yoruba! Even awusa ur head dey dia!

In another news! Pls where is Egariyi, Miri7b5n, Larade, hopefullme etc? .....dem suppose don drop since and they r all "border" mammas .......just being my mammas' keeper o! E jo ooo

MadameU:

Alubosa, please na which hospital this article dey refer to? The link isn't opening on my phone.

Providence Memorial Hospital

P0rtHarc0urtB0y: It is also bullet-proof bcus of incessant threats and attacks by Niger Delta ex-militants and touts parading the NDDC's vicinity

SPSpecial: I entered it the last time i went to PH to see one of the directors of the NDDC. That environment is so secured.
Besides, what is this doing on first page.

Taaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

yabilalz: Found on internet

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-than-740-people-exposed-to-tuberculosis-in-el-paso-texas-hospital-nursery/

My friend and also a member of this thread moved his family to New York yesterday 'cause of this outbreak. There was also a bomb scare last week. It was rumored that ISIS placed a bomb at the county passport agency centre.Infact ppl were evacuated and the whole street was cordoned off.

tzetzefly:

Your wife's passport is all that's needed. Your baby's details are already with the Embassy. He is an American.

Hope you paid for the hospital bills?

Yes i did.And the hospital's zero-balance receipt was scanned to the embassy. Thanks tzetzefly.i'll keep u posted. God bless u real good

claremont: People would always migrate from one place to the other for various reasons. In the EU, citizens of any of the countries migrate from one country to another in search of a better life. Some Americans have been known to migrate to Australia and even as far as the EU all in a bid to eke out a better existence. My point is that migration is a universal characteristic of the human species; and hence, its manifestation among the Nigerian populace is not abnormal, it is a universal norm.

The notion that ''If you cannot make it in Nigeria, you can't make it anywhere else'' is not only ill-informed, but it reeks of ignorance. The first thing that strikes anyone who reads such a statement is ''make it'', everyone's definition of that phrase is different. Some people are quite happy to eke out a miserable existence in a country with appalling public infrastructure, abysmal public services, blatant corruption, and a healthcare system that is a joke. To these people, getting paid peanuts whilst working in the aforementioned country is what they define as having ''made it''.

Thankfully, not everyone believes in sacrificing their destiny on the altar of blindfolded patriotism. This is why people would always migrate. The lure to live a life better than the one currently been lived is far greater than the pull of a below-average abysmal existence they call ''making it in Nigeria''.

*gives him standing ovation* well said bro, well said

Na front of Aztec Acum Event Center be dat 4 Stadium Road for PHC. See dem yeye TIMARIV (=LASTMA)

Hello tzetzefly,

My family would like to spend our Xmas in the state. My 8months old son was born in the US and my wife still has a valid US visa. We v visited Seychelles and Dubai for family vacation in the past. Pls what document will i need to take to the embassy for my interview coming up soon? Do i make copies of my son's US passport and wifey's visa page or what do u advise?

Thanks

Tvegas: MIHS breaking hearts since 1776 . Sorry my people,God will provide the extra funds. I dedicate the song "Hopeful" by twista and faith evans to everyone waiting for this review. All other requests Should be sent to Dj Lizcom25. Love you guys and goodnight.

Phema:
Now, I feel like killing you

malory84: Ha ha ha. You guys are all welcome to join the border crew. "were do broken hearts go" ? lol

U guys are cracking me up Can't stop laughing. It's painful tho'. That's roughly $3,000 unplanned increase!!!. Hell no! This would distort alota ppl's plan

Doctoresparati and APC should be blamed for the increment.

fujirice:
Oga, you'll do well to stop trying coz its not in you.
Online dating and marriage predates as far back as the days of only yahoo mails, so why are you hating? Come off it bro!

Kanwulia na lady. Una dey worry una sef ontop her post! D babe get craze die!!! Read her posts, u go see say she no normal @ all but i like her. She's in a class of her own

TeamclicksAir: For last minute deals, Qatar and Emirate are the cheapest but if you booking a month in advance then Delta is good also.

You must be a very matured person. Thumbs up! Respect!!!

iamastar: I have worked in a bank for years. This kind of fraud is easy to track down unless it is backed by the Oga at the top. One the I.t guy does not have the overriding password to withdraw such amount.
2. The system cannot allow such transaction to take place on weekend.
3. Such huge amount can hardly be withdrawn as cash, since most banks are going cashless.
4. It is traceable. Since it is debit and credit kind of transaction.

Ur monicker says "i am a star" oga!! U must be fool!!! Who employed a fvcktard like u into the banking industry? As a cleaner- i guess! Cuz u v just proven beyond a reasonable doubt that ur brain size is that of a clitoriizs....

Who told u they would withdraw cash? Ode ni e! Tufulu is ur first name! Ur father's name must be Mufutau Didinrin and ur last name must be Sule Oponu!

They need no withdraw cash! They can get like 6 major BDC (Beareu De Change) and wire 1Bn to each and get the $USD equivalent. They can as well buy diamonds, gold or other precious stones (Mind u nothing would happen to the BDC guys or d Diamond Fencers)! Better still they can wire the funds to countries like Swiz, Turkey, Mexico or any free-world country! They can as well stay back in naija and settle d EFCC boiz 1.5Bn outta d 6Bn and relax

Hope i've schooled u enuf.........next time think b4 u run 4 ur keyboard

myescrow: The dude is probably out of Nigeria . And the cash withdrawn. If he did a wire transfer to countries like Mexico, Turkey. Then the money is long gone. Untraceable.

God bless u jare!!! U 4got to mention Swizz

Gooooosh..........this really cracked me up meeeehn

axortedbabe: d kitchen tho...

Looks like a baby nursery

*cobtinues sipping my 13th borrle of origin*

I took my time to read through all the posts looking for all these APC e-Ninjas and internet warriors.....abeg wey dem?