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Travel / Re: You want to COME TO AMERICA - Do You REALLY Know America? by Alubosa: 8:48pm On Nov 14, 2015
Obalende:
My research shows Maine, new hampshire and Vermont are very peaceful US states.

For me my problem with America is shootings.

Gbam!!!!

And instead of Obama to push for the guns control bill, he was busy lobbying congress to pass the gay right law.

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Politics / Re: Murray-Bruce Opens Silverbird Cinema In Festac (Photos) by Alubosa: 6:46pm On Nov 13, 2015
Uncommon valor was a common virtue. I expected this dude to be a vocal person in the red chamber, instead, he only makes his common nonesense sense in the blue chamber (twitter)
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Eating Ofada Rice (Photos) by Alubosa: 5:41pm On Nov 13, 2015
billyG:
Verily this man is a clown!for 6 good months this albino has not sponsored a single bill,he is showing his constituency how 2 eat offada Rice using "common sense"this fellow look like Obama but act like Fayose.



Dont mind him. BMB is active on the blue chamber (twitter) but sloppy in the red chamber .. He should go and sit down jare

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Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by Alubosa: 11:28am On Nov 13, 2015
kacchiz:


I tire o...dere is no issue nau, all na scope to help person succeed. The bottom line is I have d visa. Dey don't put it in dere system dt u are engaged. Some people lie dt dey ain't going to give birth jus visit, and they are given only for dem to travel n give birth.

That's misrepresentation dear. Its a serious offence which could earn u a life ban if found out. The mantra here is "say the truth and nothing but the truth"...........If LadyG catches u ehn!!!
Travel / Re: Share Your POE (point Of Entry) Experience Here! by Alubosa: 11:21am On Nov 13, 2015
POE: DFW, Dallas

CBP: Why r u here?

Me: Vacation (Chorused me and wifey)

CBP: Travel documents pls

Me: Gave him. Including my son's US passport.

CPB: Looked at my son and requested for zero balance receipt from hospital. Wifey handed him the receipts. At this point my son cringed and hid behind me.

Son: Daddy?

Me: Yes son

Son: Is he gonna arrest me for being naughty?

Me: (keeping a straight face) Yes. That's exactly what he's gonna do. I warned you.

Son: Oh my!!!! (He held his mum and started crying)

CBP: Started laughing so hard. Beckoned at his colleague to come see a hilarious li'l man. Didn't check any document, stamped us in for 6months and told my son he made his day.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Can’t Wait Any Longer For Steady Power Supply – Fashola by Alubosa: 6:48am On Nov 12, 2015
Chaiiii See my Fashola grey hair oooo. Laago melody? Walahitalahi! By the time he finishes this foreman job before him his hair would've turned green or yellow.

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Politics / Caption This Photo Of Fashola And Amaechi by Alubosa: 5:19am On Nov 12, 2015
Amaechi to the class captain BRF;

Amaechi: When you're ready I'll transport you to Lagos. The car is parked out there.

Fashola: I see...work don start be that?

grin

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Politics / Re: Twitter User Lands Heavy Blow On Ben Murray Bruce by Alubosa: 5:45pm On Nov 11, 2015
He failed to make common sense this time around
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Alubosa: 6:07am On Oct 29, 2015
byvan03:
Gizzard ngwongwo...

#healthyeating


grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Photos Of USA by Alubosa: 5:59am On Oct 29, 2015
California30:


Are you currently in the states ??
The statute of liberty is in Staten island & the ferry price is $4.
Colorado is a lovely state.
I will post more pictures of all the states I've been to.
I have been to almost every state except New Mexico, Alaska, New Hempshire, and them shitty states.

No I'm not. Back in Nigeria now. Was in Florida. I'd have posted some nice pix I took but unfortunately I lost that phone. Keep 'em com in' bro
Travel / Re: Photos Of USA by Alubosa: 8:01am On Oct 28, 2015
Nice 1 OP.

Would really wanna visit Time Square and Staten Island during ma next trip to the state.'tho ma destination is Denver, Colorado Whats the cost of the ferry to the Statue of Liberty pls?

More pix pls....
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: Popular Nairalanders, Silverdam And Mrvocalprowess Hang Out... by Alubosa: 12:52am On Oct 19, 2015
ipledge10:
bro I jump am grin...5months ban no be beans...Am too lazy to create new account

No man...getting a ban is not d ishh here. Silverdam's IT guys will track u down via ur IP address. Then his lawyers will come for ur throat for defamation of character and violating his privacy by sharing his pictures on a pubic forum without his consebt. At the end u beg him to forgive u. And he tells u on one condition........just "that" one condition.......u know d rest grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: Popular Nairalanders, Silverdam And Mrvocalprowess Hang Out... by Alubosa: 12:12am On Oct 19, 2015
llaykorn:


You modified the pictures away and you started crying wolf? Interesting!

And why are you crying more than the bereaved? D young man ( silver dam) has worse pictures on his Facebook profile for the whole world to see!

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Family / Re: Right Or Wrong? Promising A Child A Reward For Academic Excellence by Alubosa: 4:37pm On Oct 17, 2015
daniel9202:
it's also good to know that putting them in such challenge makes them work harder.
using what they need to lure them into their responsibilities until he grows up to know quite well that it's a responsibility

Well said. But let's not also forget children are apt to live up to what we encourage, support and believe of them...... So that they don't start flunking their exams the day we stop making those promises
Family / Right Or Wrong? Promising A Child A Reward For Academic Excellence by Alubosa: 4:00pm On Oct 17, 2015
My nephew is presently with me to spend the mid-term brake. We were having breakfast this morning and I decided to engage him in a little conversation about his academics, peer pressure, grades and school generally. Minutes into our conversation the li'l man told me his dad has promised to take him to Disneyland (Orlando FL, USA) if he comes top of his class this session. shocked. Is this necessary? Ain't we supposed to make our wards understand the fact that it is their sole responsibilty to excel in their academics? My wife is however against my stand on this. Pls I need your opinions.
Family / Re: Thought Provoking Stories by Alubosa: 3:41pm On Oct 17, 2015
Thumbs up OP. Nice posts.

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 2 by Alubosa: 7:55am On Oct 09, 2015
Adebuble:


please was it just that apartment or there are more like that, am also interested.

thank you

Check out airbnb.com
Travel / Re: Usa Visit Visa by Alubosa: 8:44pm On Oct 07, 2015
hoomogh:
Hi, please send me the link for that airline. Thanks.

Jesu Kiristi o!!! shocked shocked shocked

U mean u can't just Google arikair.com?

Chineeeeke!!!! shocked
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke Appears In UK Court - BBC Correspondent by Alubosa: 2:25pm On Oct 05, 2015
Rilwayne001:
The clueless drunkard called Jonathan should be the next to go to jail for allowing this woman to eat our Dioscorea rotundata AND for saying openly that it is a normal thing for the Capra aegagrus Hircus to eat the dioscorea rotundata that doesn't belong to it.

Wassapp lalasticlala wink cheesy

Maybe we wouldnt have had Dieziani to blame in the 1st place if OBJ had not forced GEJ down our throat. The yoruba adage goes; "bi a ba fa gburu, gburu a fa igbo"

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Crime / Re: PHOTO: Nigerian Man Brings Out Manhood On London Train, Releases Sperm On Passen by Alubosa: 10:42pm On Oct 03, 2015
noblegrex:
I guess the guy knows he'll be jailed.I don't think there's much turturing in their cell.he wanted to have good food to eat and place to stay cos I'm sure he has no where to stay he's just there jobless.

Exactly.....and prolly share the next cell to Dieziani Allison so that.. .....

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Politics / Re: Between Saraki And Tinubu: Who Laughs Last?- Daily Trust by Alubosa: 10:24pm On Oct 03, 2015
Rotimi47:
Saraki is being floored,

8. What do you have to say about his senator supporter who just lost at election tribunal in Taraba?



Spot on!!!

U forgot to mention 24hrs after he moved the motion for vote of confidence in the SP
Politics / Re: Between Saraki And Tinubu: Who Laughs Last?- Daily Trust by Alubosa: 10:16pm On Oct 03, 2015
chukwudi44:
Saraki has been repeatedly flooring Tinubu over and over in each political battle both were engaged in!! So far he has never lost a political battle!! Sai Saraki the master tactician

U never cease to amaze me PaChukwudi44. At ur age do u still think through ur anus? shocked
Travel / Re: Eight Annoying Questions Nigerian Airport Officials Ask International Travellers by Alubosa: 4:15pm On Oct 03, 2015
grin

Reasons why u need to get to the airport atleast 2hrs before ur departure time.

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Politics / Re: Diezani Was Arrested Due To Efcc's Request/cooperation - Punch by Alubosa: 7:37am On Oct 03, 2015
Former Petroleum Minister, Deziani Madueke's lawyers on their way to United Kingdom..All Jazeera. grin

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Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke Released On Bail - TVC News by Alubosa: 10:14pm On Oct 02, 2015
Omotolu:
The confistication of her passport is a negative omen for her. If she survives this, she is very lucky.

Gbam!!!

U took those words off my mouth

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Saraki Receiving The List Of Ministers by Alubosa: 6:03pm On Sep 30, 2015
awoyam1:
Photos of Saraki receiving the List of Ministers. With him are the Chief of Staff and Special Adviser to the President.

pls make it public right away

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meeting With His Chief Of Staff Over Ministerial List- Sahara Reporters by Alubosa: 5:03pm On Sep 30, 2015
His integrity is at stake and it will be very dishonorable of him if he fails to the list today

Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Alubosa: 6:23pm On Sep 24, 2015
liliana:


Oh! You never mentioned she was pregnant again. No worries. Hope it all goes well.

grin
Yes she is. Thank u ma'am d milk dried up after like 3 days
Politics / Re: Five(5)things People Don't Know About Bukola Saraki.. by Alubosa: 4:06am On Sep 22, 2015
xpat1:
I can bet it with my last kibosh that nothing will eventually happen to Bukola Saraki at the end of the day, he will still continue to be the Senate president and Tinubu, Akande , lai Muhammed et al will still continue to find ways to tame him... Till 2019

What people don't really know about Bukola Saraki Include

1.He is the first child of the former Senate majority leader Dr Olusola Saraki. He has gone through his father's political tutelage and he understand the intricacies of Nigeria politics


2.He was the last 'successful' chairman of the Nigeria Governors Forum he knows how to playp Nigeria politics well! Well!! base on his experience


3.Though a medical doctor by training, he comes from a state where virtually every elite in that state is a lawyer... Kwara state has the highest concentration of legal practitioners in Nigeria (Wikipedia is your friend) So they know how to rap with the laws. That is why CCB will just shout and shout the man will still continue to be the Senate president. .. Even the emir of the state is a former justice of Nigeria


4.There are thousands upon thousands of Alfas in Kwara state.. So forget any issue of spirituality that might go against Bukola Saraki majority of the Alfas in that state are in his support.


5. Bukola Saraki has so much court connection within and outside Nigeria. Every captain of industries in Nigeria are his loyal friends, most of the emirs, Obis, Kings and Obas in the country are his friend.


This man remain unshakable except God himself wants to remove him...

Front page pls let's hear people's opinion



To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reasoning is like administering medicine to the dead.

Op ur write up is absolutely senseless
Travel / Re: Usa Visit Visa by Alubosa: 7:09pm On Sep 21, 2015
thegreengooner:


That's cool...I have a friend that owns a condo in Parker...not bad...

Look out for 16th Street mall...it's a fun place to shop in the centre of Denver but be careful on Colfax...that's all I'm saying.

Kk baba! But my fear is, as a Lagos boy that was brought up in " Isale Eko" ion get comfortable wherever I perceive d smell of marijuana (IGBO) And marijuana is legalised in d state of Colorado. This is not my 1st time in d State tho' but my wife, my 3yrs old son and my 1yr+2mths baby girl will be going with me. But no P. sha! I garrit under control. THANKS BABA 4 D HEAD-UPS. Wa gbayi!!!

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