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chaircover: @suv a man that really loves you will not in your words "always beat you up" and if you dont beleive me, The way to prove it is to see if he will remarry if he finally kills you one day but by then it will be too late.

Its a lie jor!!

Sometimes in love, one party has to beat the other, its called tough love.

Havent you heard the song "Your love is wicked" by those ejima girls.

Tell her that if she really loves you,

let her use coke bottle or 50cl pepsi and open the place.

hercules07: @Okija

12 Million is slave wage, where can I sign up for the slave wage.

You got jokes!!

Dont get me wrong, If you are an accomplished expert in your field, 12million per year is change money!! Thats not even up 100,000 Naira per annum. Nna na wah o!!

For youngins like us, 12million na gongo aso money!!

Demdem: i wonder why this lady is still in her post. what is the retardeen doing about all these?

52. SEA PETROLEUM & GAS CO. LTD N1,019,571,609.00

SEA PETROLEUM & GAS CO. LTD is owned by the present Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah. Since her company has been indicted, does she still have moral justification to remain in govt

http://www.seapetrol.com/staffmgt.html

Is this not conflict of interest? i voted for Retardeen not PDP, u see ur life

If they relieved everyone because of every allegation labelled against them, nobody would have a job!! #jussaying

Obi1kenobi: Dude, you are bleating here under the cloak of internet anonymity. You and your other loud-mouthed brethren can't do diddly-squat in the real world. Lagos has become a cosmopolitan no-man's land and will continue to evolve as such. If anything, if the state government decides to deport economic liabilities from the state, even more Yorubas would be shifted out than other Southern groups. We are here to stay and there's absolutely nothing you can do other than rant and bang your head on your keyboard.

Gbam!!

All the NURTW's. Alayes, OPC and co would leave... THey are the nuisance in Lagos!!

So how do intend to attract the best into the public sector when you arent willing to pay them well. These folks have a family and also desire the good life too you know. And I still maintain that 37million per annum really isnt that insane.

And dude seriously!!! 40%!! Thats about 12million per annum!!! Like seriously!!!!!

I'm sorry hommes, I beg to differ on this one.

I did not say pay a desk clerk 37million, but a director, manager and upper level management should be well paid.

If a man is worth his wages, give him his money. What you are advocating is slave labour all in the name of patriotism/call-to-service.

I want the best minds in the public service, I want them to be amongst the best paid in the country so they can also have pride and happiness in their work, and that would make joing the public service attractive to the bright and intellectually gifted citizens who would believe they can actually make a good career in the public service.

Pay shitty money and you get shitty employees like we already do in the civil service today. No incentives, poor wages (that are not even paid as at when due), terrible working conditions, poor benefits, no insurance cover, absolute rubbish.... Thats why the genius minds would never want to join the public/civil service.

Nna odika this Jonathan is on cheap crack!! So I will now have to pass a federal government approval process to collect my 7th chieftancy title?!

nna odikwa risky o!!

The government is playing with ome'nani!!

Somebody should better advice Jonathan o!! Them no dey use Champagne pour libation o!!

hercules07: @Okija

You are wrong on this, I know investment bankers who earn 2.5m per month in nigeria, should they earn the same in the public sector? That amount is obscene, those guys should not earn more than 30 percent of that, if they are not satisfied, let them go to the private sector.

Obscene?!

I dont think so!!

Like you said, if investment bankers are earning up to 2.5 million per month in the private sector, how much do you think a manager in CBN should earn monthly (after tax & without benefit)?! Emphasis on upper level management.

Who she be?!

Were her breastices that big?!

R.I.P to her... Sadly, her journey has come to an end!! Hope she ran a good race.

domdolly2050: Robert is lookin 4 trouble,its nt possible 2 toy wt God elect!

Where you there when God held the election that elected him?!

Why do you choose to be ignorant in 2012?!

What makes him more annointed than the poor girl he slapped?!

Last time I checked, all men were equal in the sight of God, so why have you chosen to subjugate yourself like this?! How does a free man choose to enslave himself?! Why are you wasting the blood of Jesus that he shed for you?! Did you miss the part of your bible that said you are now a priest?! by virtue of the death of Christ?! Do you even read your bible with an open mind and not along the lines your pastors have set for you?! Did you miss the part in the new testament where God stopped annointing Priest and Levites specially?! Or didnt you notice that in the New testament, God stopped choosing people to be priests like he did in the case of Samuel and the others?!

Nna you really need Jesus if a Juju man knows more about your God than you do!!

I pray you find Jesus and quick because it would be sad for you to live in this bondage in the name of Christ only to die and still go to hell because of your ignorance.

onyewec3: Don't mind dis confused foolish scumbag.ur way just remind me u will not be less dan T-bag in prison break.foolish gobler

Nna na wah o!!

You go like quarrel pass fight!!

Who call you enter me and the Ofe boy matter now?! See as person dey price market wey e no fit afford!!

Nna abeg carry yourself pass o!!

All that grammer wey you knack for there na nursery rhymes when the main event go start!! r'etarded autistic i'mbecile...

I dont think its too much at all!! Especially for Management.

Everyone is entitled to their opinions.

For the lady who asked about the function of the NNPC, I suggest you grab a book on the subject as their functions too plenty and I am not being paid to school you.

For those shouting that its too high, I suggest we strat by attacking the Senators who take up a significant percentage from the Yearly budget of the nation as testified to by Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. NNPC as a coporation has more workers who do real work in their employ compared to these senators. Cut the salaries of the public sector all you want, but dont expect professionals to come work for peanuts when they could make a killing in the private sector. And then when you pay them peanuts, how do you expect them not to collect bribes when the average guy in the private sector makes more than they do with even better benefits.

I suggest that we put sentiments aside, In Nigeria today, 30 million is about right as the yearly income of a certain level in the public sector if we want them to have pride in their work.

Start with the Senators and Reps!! Thats just my qualms. . . They (reps & Senators) cant be shouting about another mans salary when they make morethan 3 times that in a year.

[quote author= Nigerian Senators Salary without benefits and sitting allowance]Wednesday, February 11, 2009 Printer Friendly Version
What senators, other lawmakers earn

By Chiawo Nwankwo





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The Revenue Mobilistion Allocation and Fiscal Commission had late in 2008, increased the monthly salaries and allowances of all public officers in line with the powers conferred on it by the Constitution.

The increase generated national debate while the development encouraged organised labour to agitate for increase in the salaries of civil servants amid the current global economic downturn.

The hike was over 100 per cent just as judicial officers also benefited from the increase

The RMAFC upward review came after the 2,000 exercise

Under the last increase, the monthly basic salary of a senator was hiked from N993,697 to N2.48m per month just as that of a member of the House of Representatives moved from monthly N794,084 to N1.98m per month

A state Assembly lawmaker's salary was increased from monthly N794,084 to N1.98m per month.

Other perks that were affected by the RMAFC upward review not to be slashed include sundry allowances such as vehicle maintenance from 30 per cent to 75 per cent, entertainment from 10 per cent to 30 per cent.

Also, utility allowance went up from 20 per cent to 30 per cent.

For legislators, wardrobe allowance 25 per cent, personal assistant allowance is 25 per cent; domestic staff allowance is 75 per cent, recess allowance 10 per cent while newspapers allowance is 15 per cent.

http://odili.net/news/source/2009/feb/11/407.html


Basic Salary - 2,484 245.50

Hardship Allowance @ 50% of Basic Salary 1 242 122.70 ( I love this kind of hardship 00000)
Consistuency allowance @ 200% of BS 4 968 509.00
Furniture Allowance @ 300% of bs 7 452 736.50
Newspaper allowance @ 50% 1 242 122.70 ( Which kind newpaper be this sh na online or hardcopy).
Wardrobe allowance @ 25% 621 061.37
Recess Allowance @ 10% 248 424.55
Accommodation @ 200% 4 968 509.00
utilities @ 30% 828 081.83
Domestic Staff @ 75% 1 863 184.12
Entertainment @ 30% 828 081.83
Personal Assistance @ 25% 621 061.37
Vehicle Maintainance Allowance @ 75% 1 863 184.12
Leave Allowance @10% 248 424.55



one off payments As advised by Sagamite

Severance grautity @ 300% 7 452 736.50 Once they get fired
Motor Vehicle Allowance @ 400% of Bs 9 936 982.00 - Every Four Years



Senators Salary per month - N 2 456 647.7

Total = N 29 479 749 * 109 Senators Grand Total = N 3 264 329 264.10


What a drain

also do not forget the under the table sharing and ghana must go bags -[/quote]

No time!!

In Jonathan we trust!

I dont feel any pity for him because I know he has everything under control.

He would surprise Nigerians very soon. I have faith in him even more than I did in his former boss "Mr. Rule of LAW" (Late Yaradua [ṣall Allāhu ʿalay-hi wa-sallam ]).

Fresh Air is still blowing!! Soon t would be a hurricane of Fresh Air.

celeboi: Listen to yourself...people submit themselves. I will advise you try and visit one and see for yourself. I was in that Service on the day the girl was slapped. The Media only showed where the girl was slapped and did not show how it all started. The Altar call went like this as I quote: "If you know you are a Witch, you know by yourself, not that someone said you are a witch, with your own personal conviction come out side"

In addition to the above: Is that why the lawyer should be asking for 2 Billion? Is he seeking justice or Fortune? He should first of all start the case with Cele Church...if he him wont be humiliated with Broom. The Damage he is asking for makes his intention Criminal and Negative. Thief...who ever know him should help me pass the message to him...He is a Criminal..even worst than the Slapping of the Girl.

Abobi!!

You are ranting!!

Do you also understand what the girls response was?! I watched it and I quote "I AM A WITCH FOR JESUS". Its no different from when you Christians say I am a "CHRISTIAN GANGSTA" like Kirk Franklin, Gospel Gangstas, Preachers in tha Hood and co.

Secondly, if you see the look on the girls face, you would see that she didnt even understand why she was being b'itch-slapped by the pastor.

Thirdly, Oyedepo was so arrogant that he came out on air to justify abusing that little girl on T.V like that and even boasted that he would do it again.

Fourthly, in law, their is what we call punitive compensation. He humiliated that girl in front of the entire Nation. Slapping a person is a very degrading gesture. How do you weigh in terms of money the compensation she deserves for such an embarassment? The Lawyer was kind going for 2billion, I would have said go for 15 billion so maybe in the end he would get like 5 billion. The whole idea behind it is to serve as a warning to other would be slappers. Also he should petition the office of the attorney general of the federation to take up the matter as this is a criminal matter of malicious assault with intention to cause pain and bodily harm.

By the time he is done with Oyedepo, every other pastor in the country would think twice before pouring olive oil on a erson for fear of being sued.


Finally, the celestial church issue is different. And just because they do it dosent excuse that of Oyedepo. Just because everyone is doing something wrong dosent automatically make right.

I hope he gets jail time without the option of a fine. And I hope he gets r'aped so bad he can barely sit his ass down in his G-IV jet.

WOW!!

Election tribunal no dey pay for france at all!!

If na Naija, some lawyers for don hammer by now from filing cases alone for annulment.

I hope this is not the new means being employed by Boko Haram to pass message across to their sleeper cells o!!

Awon boys wont find it funny if the government bans Blackberry because of una o!! #JustFuckingAround. . . .

Anyways!! Do your thing!!

Okija has got nothing but love for y'all

Yes boss!!

Igbo boys no dey slack!!

naijababe: I can only assume your fingers slipped or you were half asleep when you posted this drivel

I'm sorry you consider my post to be drivel but the truth is I work in the oil industry and know and understand what the function of NNPC and its many subsidiaries are. Now I didn't say that NNPC was an efficient company nor that they were donig great, but their functions can never be understated.

37million per annum isn't too much. Infact, its just about right for a manager. You may not appreciate it cos maybe u aint used to it... But I am just on the very bottom and my annual without bonuses and allowances before tax is approximately 12million. So I hope u understand where I an coming from.

Once more, those senators abi reps take over 20million per quarter so who are they to point fingers.

celeboi: Why has the so called Lawyer not go an sue Cele Prophet and Churches that flogs with Broom and Cain? Why is Oyedepo's case a special one. Thief Lawyer that want to reap where he did not sow. Go and start your own church if you think making money is easy. Foolish lawyer.

The difference between his case and celestial church is that those people willing submit themselves to be humiliated like that..

In Oyedepos case, the girl didn't suscribe to be slapped.

I would like to see him locked up in a jail cell and slapped around by inmates whiled being a'nally raped by Hot burly convicts.. Then I want to see him pray for a 'paul and silas' type jailbreak.

I hope they award the innocent witch girl a shitload of his money.. Payback is a female dog!! Hehe

37 million per annum is very okay! IF and only IF they are management position.

Whay are we even shouting about this? All things being equal, that's not bad as NNPC actually does a shitload of work regulating the oil sector...

How much is the salary of a Senator and Rep in Nigeria? How much are their total annual allowances as well?!

Look at the people complaining about another persons salary...

What a nation!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]It just showed how fooolish and inhuman you are;playing oxymoron with a man that was murdered ? long hiss[/quote]I would have called you the 'O' word, but all the Yoruba mods on nairaland have got an e'rection for me!! So I will let you slide today!!

Wait till Okija Juju gets out!!

[quote author=The bible according to Moses]Gen 1:1 In the beginning God created[fn1] the heavens and the earth.
Gen 1:2 The earth was empty, a formless mass cloaked in darkness. And the Spirit of God was hovering over its surface.
Gen 1:3 Then God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
Gen 1:4 And God saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the darkness.
Gen 1:5 God called the light "day" and the darkness "night." Together these made up one day.
Gen 1:6 And God said, "Let there be space between the waters, to separate water from water."
Gen 1:7 And so it was. God made this space to separate the waters above from the waters below.
Gen 1:8 And God called the space "sky." This happened on the second day.
Gen 1:9 And God said, "Let the waters beneath the sky be gathered into one place so dry ground may appear." And so it was.
Gen 1:10 God named the dry ground "land" and the water "seas." And God saw that it was good.
Gen 1:11 Then God said, "Let the land burst forth with every sort of grass and seed-bearing plant. And let there be trees that grow seed-bearing fruit. The seeds will then produce the kinds of plants and trees from which they came." And so it was.
Gen 1:12 The land was filled with seed-bearing plants and trees, and their seeds produced plants and trees of like kind. And God saw that it was good.
Gen 1:13 This all happened on the third day.
Gen 1:14 And God said, "Let bright lights appear in the sky to separate the day from the night. They will be signs to mark off the seasons, the days, and the years.
Gen 1:15 Let their light shine down upon the earth." And so it was.
Gen 1:16 For God made two great lights, the sun and the moon, to shine down upon the earth. The greater one, the sun, presides during the day; the lesser one, the moon, presides through the night. He also made the stars.
Gen 1:17 God set these lights in the heavens to light the earth,
Gen 1:18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good.
Gen 1:19 This all happened on the fourth day.[/quote]1.1 - HEAVENS & EARTH SO according to this, the first thing God created was HEAVEN & EARTH.

1:2 - FORMLESS SHAPELESS EARTH

1:3 - LET THERE BE LIGHT Now the problem here is what light are we talking about here?! Because the sun wasnt created until verse 14. Geologically, it is common knowledge that the earth gets its light from the solar system. So!! do explain!

1:4-5 - SEPARATION OF LIGHT & DARKNESS This we understood to be the formation of day and night. But if the sun was created until verse 14, how does this make any sense. AND JUST SO YOU KNOW!! As at this point, The bible officially created DAY & NIGHT!! 24 hr cycles.

1:6-8 - SEPARATION OF CLOUD WATER AND GROUND WATER Now we all learnt elementary water cycle, which allows for evaporation due to heat from the sun, condensation, precipitation and the cycle continues. Now if we are trying to tye creation and geology together, how do you account for eveaporation without sunlight?!

1:9-10 - LAND FORMATION Now, geologically, there is no eveidence ever that the world was ever flooded at any point in history. A global flood would be detectable today in terms of geological markers such as 'uniformity of deposition/sedimentation' that could be found all over the world. A single layer of earth that would have the same geology. Unfortunately, none exists. The bible holds two accounts of flooding all in Genesis and none can be proven geologically.

1:11-13 - VEGETATION Now, how does vegetation survive in the absence of sunlight?! And the interesting part is that the plants started reproducing withing the space of 24hrs.

Genesis Chapter 1 verse 14-18 - SUNLIGHT IS FINALLY CREATED Clearly states that God went on to make luminaries in the heavens (the sun and moon) to divide day and night. But God already divided it once already in verse 3 of Chapter 1. SO according to this, the SUN & MOON are both younger than the earth. . . The earth had been recieving light since chapter 2, despite the absence of the sun which is the only source of light known to man. Geologically, the earth is approximately 4.5 Billion years old, the sun is 4.5billion years m- 5 billion years old, and the Moon is definitely y older than both the earth and the sun according to the results of dating carried out on the moon rock brought back from space by the Apollo crew. Geologically, this is an EPIC FAIL.

AND THE KING OF ALL BIBLICAL FHUCK-UPS; THE EARTH BEING OLDER THAN THE STARS!!!! Geologically unforgivable!!

ziga: Don't get me wrong. . . I'm happy for Enugu state governor (though i hope he is doing more than just moulding blocks) You shouldn't make ridiculous statements like this just to belittle another's achievement. it just shows how small your mind is.

Nna wassup!!

I said that just as a pun, so!!

Belittle what?! You yoruba people have been shouting Fashola for president because he brought train to lagos!! Nna look bush jor! HE built chemist as hospital, BRF for President!!! He repaints an old building, BRF for PRESIDENT!!

All I did was point out that he isnt the only one doing that!! Rivers State is building a Mono rail system. . . Enugu just started work on theirs. . Thats my point!!

Nna free me men!

We just came out of the cluthces of one Yoruba man and you want to send us back into another. . So Lastma will become Nigerias new road safety!!

lilkech: how can a sane human being liken him/herself to t'iger head finger battery' ?


as in ehn, what do you think will happen to this life you are living now (your ups and downs, loves and hates, good and evil, wars and peace, friends and enemies, family and all other strangers e.t.c) once you die ?


is it that you just go blank ? enter into a state of nothingness ? as in at that time you take your last breath do you think that you just go 'OFF' ?


as much as all i stated above seem true according to our common sense, physical earthly science and nature I STILL CHOOSE TO DIFFER because i was born with with the elements of HOPE, FAITH and an UNCOMMON sense .

something has to happen to this life you and me are currently living after we die


please if you do/do not believe in God and wish to convert someone, go to the person or get the person to come to you and then make your business clear to them. do not do so here as your seriousness wont be seen

if you claim you are an atheist but in reality you are not . . . i pray God forgives this 'life' you are living now


bone say dis na internet, dat baba wey dey the SUPERNATURAL world dey look u

Wetin concern this your story with this thread?!

Do you sell Tiger head battery as an occupation?!

onyewec3: just look at ur post......sound rather myopic and does not reflect you attended a primary school at all. is the person in question a lady?meaning you did not take time to read and digest the topic before u spew rubbish out of your blank head through ur foul mouth.how can you justify dat the pple or group u named above did the killing? dats why i will continue to say GEJ IS BY FAR BETTER THAN SO MANY PPLE/CRITICS on this platform

So you that graduated from Primary School and couldnt pass 'FIRST SCHOOL LEAVING' did not notice the sacarsm in my post!!

I suggest you google 'Figure of speech' and be enlightened. .

Oxymoron. . . And that was not an insult either!!

EVen Hausa people now are a target for the Yoruba mods on Nairaland. . .

WHY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE?!

Is it because it is Hausa people under attack?!

If the post read "EKITI STATE SEND YOUTH CORPERS TO SERVE AS NURTW AGEBROS" would it make the front page?!!

One Nigeria!!

Stop the marginalization. . .


Free Okija Juju

ckkris: Beblessed.
As Genesis 10:25 explained how the horn of Africa fits into Arabia, and how the Americas fit into West Africa, I thank The God Who created all these, and empowered Moses with the scientific genius and insight to record them. Alusi Okija no go fit confuse me.
JESUS IS LORD.

You are already confused. . . If Alusi Okija put hand, na crase be dat!! Nna free me and talk your own jor!!

Moses the scientist wey first invent 'snake walking stick' and the only scientist to carry out 'sea-floor exploration'. . . Jonah the first man to explore the inner working of the digestive system of a whale, Elijah, the first man to disprove the theory that Iron/metal and its bouyancy in water, Elijah the first man to defy the laws of gravity by flying without a jet pack into the sky, Mary the first female scientist to invent 'ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION' in humans, Daniel the first man to carry out a National Geographic experiment on the feeding habits of Lions, Shedrach, Meshack and Abednego, the first three scientist to invent flame retardent human skin. . . . Like seriously my niggar!! Wassup nu?!

Afolabs101: @okija_juju, there's no need to attack/insult people because of their views. When it come's to religion, let each say his/her belief.

"FAITH IS BELIEVING IN SOMETHING YOU KNOW CAN'T BE SO" - Huckleberry Finn. So for those of us who believe in and have faith in God, it doesn't matter what science proves or disproves, we stand by our faith. However I welcome the discussion as an open-minded person, everyone is free to have their opinion

Dude!!

Their is no insult or fight going on between us. . .

I am only pointing out the flaws in his statement thats all. It dosent matter if he is christian or not. . . I just want his post to make sense to me. I havent insulted him in anyway.

donigspain: I must also clear the misconception as exhibited by most contributors. There is a meteorological difference between HAIL STONE/STORM and ICE PELETS. This difference is due to size. Hail stones are relatively bigger in diameter than ice pelets. The picture of the OP depicts hail stones and not ice pelets as some might think. One even made mention of sticking out his tongue! My God, do you want to have face reconstructive surgery? Hail storms are quite destructive unlike ice pelets.

Dont mind her. . Her name is Ileke Idi. . . Shes from Ekiti State so she is a born liar. . Thats how the other day, she said her family in Ekiti State are very rich. .
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