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Spartakos: ALUSI OKIJA try to distinguish between that guy and me. he is from another state. pls read his post and this. i'm not talkin about sex. we've been together for FOUR years. thanks for sharin.

Ekwe!!

And you expect me to believe that Jesus died a virgin.

The richest man of God in Port Harcourt;

SALVATION MINISTRIES!!

This guy is just low-key popping but is a B'astard billionaire

Internet banking is safe so far in Naija!

Thank God for Islamic radicals..... Without them, how would God fight his battles.

Fashola should not negotiate with terrorists.

The president drives in a convoy of imported cars when we have locally assembled cars like Peugeot, Volkswagen and Innoson. Low patronage is what killed the first two and is also bound to kill the last one if precautions arent taken. The senate and reps still use imported cars like BMWs, Toyotas and Hondas as official cars. This has to change.

The entire government officials need to start wearing only Nigerian Wax, Nextem, ABC wax and co to save our textile industry which is potentially worth over 10 billion Naira. Its high time we stop seeing the senate president and his group wearing imported Italian made textiles and english bowler hats on T.V. No more.....

No more imported shoes for the president either. In the north, they make local slippers and shoes. we must encourage these companies. Kpomo must be banned as this is raw material for our leather product industries... THe other day, Mrs Diezani was spotted carrying a 4 million Naira bag, that nonsense should stop. Only local bags from hence fort. Our local industries must grow.

No more imported rice for the FG. Ofada produces alot of rice that is under eaten by Nigerians who trade it in for Dangotes imported long grain rice. No more.

All the Ipads, Laptops and imported devices purchased by the legislatives, executives and all government officials are to be siezed and replaced with the following devices;

- Ipads to be replaced with the Nigerian made Vantium V1 device.

- Imported Laptops to be replaced with Ommatek and Zinox laptops.

No more fried rice at state functions as that is not a Nigerian dish. When we go abroad, they never serve garri at the white house. So from now on, only Nigerian dishes would be served at state functions.

The Nigerian security forces will also return those AK-47 rifles and all other imported arms including pistols and such and be replaced by the Nigerian made SAL-W assault rifle.

Infact, If it is made in Nigeri, the FG should not be found using a foriegn made alternative!!



Arrant nonsense. Encouraging undue monopoly as if na una dash me my money!!

diluminati: whats with this article because i'm seeing this evening when it was posted this morning, and my Mum is working at the hospital this moment.so which strike is this?

Health workers not Native doctors apprentice... Those ones have good pay and benefits...

This na the same guy wey talk say ehn wan fhuck Army girl but ehn mind dey cut!!
EHn don open new account again ontop army matter.
This story na "stories that touch".
See civilian beat army!! You think say na ludo them dey play before you enter army?!
I laugh in JTF.
Maybe na 'Salvation Army" she dey!!

I love Yoruba girls their big breast and yansh!! They can be very wild like ashawos in bed. I have yanshed alot of Kemis, Bimbo, Atinuke, bola and folashades in my life time to know. They are very good bad girls. What they lack in neatness and cleanliness they make up for in bed.

hercules07: Twelve million naira is 1m per month in a nation as poor as Nigeria, that is over 6000 dollars for a public servant where people live on less than a dollar a day, 37 million naira is criminal haba, na only them?

In a country where land is about 3 - 5million per plot, house rent in a decent neighbourhood for a 3 bedroom is around 1million - 2million (If its Abuja, na you sabi), Healthcare is fhucked so you have to cater for yourself, food price and all... Nna, the directors in all federal parastatal should be earning this abeg. After 20years of service (minimum) its time to start living la vida.


Meanwhile after taxes, it comes down to arond 750 o!!

Like Fashola did, Jonathan should sak all of them!!

He would replace them all in under two months. Its high time we show them who is boss.

I am so sorry but I think his is on a long thing!!

2019 definitely.

ifechez: u definitely said it all. Obi has proven his sincerity to things dat affect anambra and alaigbo in general. Hav u seen him talk about Aba. He does it passionately dat u would begin to wonda if he is actually d governor of anambra state. And 4getin d his talent in fiscal management dat has made anambra d most healthy state in nigeria. I fully undastand obi's model of governance in a third country. Dats eradicatin poverty. Governance is nt all about buildin roads and bridges, hotel and mall (especially in nigeria) bt makin sure ur citizens can afford atleast 3 square meal a day. Hw many of these states governors lik delta(dat boasts of street light stretchin 4rm asaba to warri),akwa ibom(dat has more roads and bridges than vehicles) had attracted one industry to d state? Its on record dat orange drugs has started production in osha, sabmiller is 60% completed, d biggest distilleries in africa is about to set up its plant in osha and oda up and running industries at d osha harbour industrial estate, all courtesy of Obi administration. Meanwhile am 4rm Imo state.

Your first problem is that you are from IMO STATE.

You guys in that state have been so a'nally r'aped that if your governor decides to paint all the roads red, you would count it as development. When you spoke about Akwa Ibom was when I realized you had lost the plot of governance. The job of the government is to build roads, provide security, basic amenities (healthcare, water & electricity) and take care of the economy of the state by making the state business friendly (either by special tax breaks to companies or other such incentives).

Akwa Ibom state governor has pushed his state way ahead of its time. He has startegically positioned his state to accomodate the growth he is anticipating. He has invested in superb roads, mapped out streets and is opening up new areas, is one of the few states investing in energy generation (like Rivers State) so soon enough, they would be self sufficient in electricity and then all he has to do is find a way to make the state as safe as possible (although this is a function of the federal government and is barely within his control)... Also he has invested in education both locally and internationally by sending QUALIFIED Akwa Ibomites abroad to further their studies, refubrishing the local schools as well. I dont know how much he has done in Agriculture but Akwa Ibom state is on the right path. This done, sit back and watch that state breakout. They have proximity to River State and Calabar ports so business would be good for importers. They also have a good airport with actual daily flights so go figure... Soon, people would appreciate what he has done. Do you think a factory would want to be in a state where the roads are bad, the electricity is a mess and the security is poor or in one that has all these?!


Industries are good, but basic amenities remain the priority of the government.

Queen James Version: "Nebuchadenezzar chap.4 verses 17; Seek ye first the basic things and all other shall be added unto you!!" QJV

Onlytruth: Well said, only that I hate PDP with a passion.
Somehow I cannot divorce our problems from PDP.

If they allow independent candidacy, then Soludo should run as an independent candidate.
Infact I advise every serious gubernatorial candidate in Anambra state to leave PDP, because that party is a den of thieves!
As for Andy, I like his ambition. Anambra needs a very ambitious governor. His main Achilles heel is his brother Chris Uba.

And how much better off is APGA?!

Like you said, an independent candidate is all we need, but ask for PDP, as much as I detest them, they remain the only party that isnt ethnically biased.

maclatunji: And to prove my point, I present you with this https://www.nairaland.com/548447/shocking-massive-corruption-nigerian-stock

Nigerians are hypocritical; when confronted with evidence of corruption, we scream, shout, curse but FAIL to ensure that the perpetrators are punished according to the law. This country will never make progress with this attitude.

I tire o!!

I thouth this watch gist, the bullet proof trucks were old gist!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Meanwhile Jazzy didnt congratulate him when west signed him. . . .that is spirit of sportmanship for you.abeg show him you are a bigger boy jare oskiiiiiibanj. [/quote]Typical response from an 'O' persin.

Bigger boy ko!! Larger boy ni!!

Let us wait and see how GOOD that his music will be in Africa. Shey you see as the Igbo man don move on!! Sharply relaunch and rebrand. Yoruba people cant keep an Igboman down!!! Our head too strong for una!!

Wait till that eyeglass wearing 'O' boy comes crawling on all fours begging like the 'O's do. Arrant nonsense!!

Carlmax: Na so the name Mohits Records just take disappear... Btw who sign K.switch?

He followed his 'O' brother na!!

P.S: O dosent mean obnoxious

Amen!!

Halleluyah!!

And the spirit is moving!! Receive it!!

davidylan: that is abnormal.

Its very common in face-me-i-face-you type accomodations. Most times, the man is either a drunk or their fights are about his spending habits, but their love is still serious as after they are done, she will cook him his dinner and they will make sweet love all night and tomorrow back to square one.

tbaba12345: Dawah simply means invitation to the religion.... no need to wet your pants

I really dont give a fhcuk as long as it is not another gathering/association of radicals. Like Islam dosent have enough troubles as it stands.

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Lame Arse! I hope you don't plan on dying a st[i]u[/i]pid fellow. . . The magnitude of your stupidity cannot be compartmentalized. Here you are talking of having a brain. Look at the topic of your thread again, bozo. Makes one wonder if your brain has ever been used. Tell you what. Go and auction that unused brain of yours, and with the money you realize off it, go and get a life! Cheers fool. Don't bother replying, cos im'ma ignore your pathetically discombobulated foolish self. Keep your arthritic fingers to yourself, since your comment would be lamer and dumber than the previous. Now, Run along. . . [/color][/quote]https://serve.mysmiley.net/confused/confused0052.gifIn the words of Mortal Kombat, Flawless Victory. . . Killz just murdered a r'etarded amyotrophic lateral sclerosis patient in an unfair match-up.

When I was in Ghana, I saw the most beautiful thing ever!! My muslim girlfriend then (Shafatu) would always drag me to see it whenever it was happening.

There use to be this public session/debate between christians and muslims scholars.

It was done in like a motorpark and was the most interesting thing ever. in the end, both parties shook hands and left in peace. In the end, alot of things are gained like the misconception people have about both religions on both sides fo the divide are addressed. It was always a nice sight. I wonder if similar can be arranged here.

Afo o!! Mbok afo nnyeneke dissapointment o!!

When you catch her, first salute her, and then get down to business.
You must be strong so I advice you drink two alomo before the action.
This is like war film.
At some point, start to do different style. Snake in the monkey shadow and co.
Find Jean Claude Van Dam movies and watch, that guy sabi fhuck well well.
E get like two of ehn film wey ehn fhuck police woman and boss (pronounced bose) wife wey be army.
If you learn am well do like am. . . Mbok, she will never forget you!

And you be Akwa Ibom boy, so just chop 404 for agility and stamina.

God bless!

tbaba1234: The muslim youth in Nigeria faces a crisis of faith.... They are disconnected from the deen and it looks like the deen does not have the solutions to his problems but we know it does...

It is one of my dreams to start up a truly modern, effective dawah organisation to teach real Islam to the youth and help people see the beauty of this deen... We need to also train people in the art of giving effective dawah....

We know we have the truth, lets stop hiding it in our bedrooms....

What do we need to get the proper reach? What are the messages the muslim youths need to hear? How do we reach the people who really need this message?

Let's discuss...

What is Dawah?!

I just wikipedia'd that s'hit and it sounded like a call-to-battle!!

Are you niggars up to some diabolical s'hit again?! Thats how we thought Boko Haram were a simple Islamic NGO whose intention was the spread of Islam until them niggars started learning how to make bombs, fire AK-47s and blow shit the fhuck up!!

Y'all niggars better can that s'hit if it is some radical movement in the making!!

If it aint, you better make sure your agenda is clearly stated from the start and that it is open to even non muslims. The terrorists havent made things easy for muslims today so y'all had better be straight with us.

Good luck in your Dawah!

Okija Juju!! Still loves the muslim girls.

^^^^

1 thousnad 5 Naira. . Bling zinc wey some boys dem dey wear!!
Them start to dey pkariwo!! Dem start to dey pkalantia!

Sagamite: No!

It makes me stand out. It makes me unorthodox. It makes spicy. It makes me entertaining.

Most intelligent people will agree with my insult even though they have no guts to do it themselves or have been programmed only one narrow channel is the only way to a goal. I believe in multiple channels because I am uber-intelligent and have a mind of my own. I insult some, I don't insult some, depending on my judgement of which will help me achieve my goal in each situation.

I am just too good.

duly noted!

Like seriously!!

Wassup with giving half and half info!!

Explain how the scam works jor!!

Right hand drive!!

150,000 Naira last!!

Sagamite.

It seems you cant hold a debate devoid of insults. Well for the purpose of this topic, lets agree to disagree. I think it will be the best thing. Unfortunately neither of us are in any position to do s'hit about the subject matter. For future purposes, you may wanna do away with the insults as it makes you appear rather childish and your point is lost inbetween curse words. #justsaying

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chaircover: Are you beating aso oke or a human being? whatever happened to talking to your partner.

When he does wrong does she beat him? abi he does not need tough love ni?

Cool down jor!!

Like I said, "ONE PARTY" has to beat "THE OTHER PARTY". I didnt specify sex o!! If the woman can beat the man (like I have seen in some cases), then thats the way it should be, if the man can beat the woman, thats it.

Now I am not advocating battery o!! But once in a while, pain is love.

ronkebp: Really whoever does that is 'sick'...

You are talking your own!!

Whats sick about it?! I know a man who fights on a regular with his wife, but their love is stronger than normal.