See fat heavy nose, nose for two

She should get a rhinoplasty bfre considering flying back to this country.

Did you know?
It's pronounce COME-ME-DIAN, not COME-MAY-DIAN
You're welcome!

Ashawo!!

Nigerians and hypocrisy.

Church matter on top head!
Yet the both of you fornicate every NIGHT!
smh.

Flattering haircut it is.

queenesthr:
I have read millions of books and I will continue to read. I have benefited immensely from the knowledge I gained from novels. It is a shame that a lot of Nigerians prefer watching movies to reading. You cannot learn as much from films.

My advice to one and all is - read! read!! and read!!!

millions?
Fascinating!

blingxx:


Jaden Smith is gay now .... Don't deceive yourself with old pic ... He said it himself on ig

OLD PIC u say?
Being intimate with a woman all the same.

Or is sexuality now fluid?

blissgregory:
wait am cuming

lol

blissgregory:
D guy self is nt even handsome...

what is ur definition of handsome?
Post ur bf pics

Satan66:
Jaden is gay.
It's saddening how you're begging for his attention when his main bitch or gay guy will see this post on Google and laugh over it.
You'd just be named a laughable ugly lover girl.
USe your brain and think for a second.

Jokesnice:
Do u know that the guy you are dying for us gay right? lol

Itsmedozie:
I think sey na better celebrity sef
this ugly nigga
amaka you dey seriously disappoint
if na the money dey draw u its understandable
but if na cuteness abeg update

1Sharon:
He was so cute in pursuit of happyness

what of now?
I think he looks better than when younger or maybe its just me.

What of them queer boys that mastutbate with it.

Btw, you look like a giant lunatic.
Repulsive if you ask me

Mrbolt565:
Guy u can never stop

shut up!

Not everyone has their eternity doomed to pornography even beyond their demise. Fool!

Animal abuse. No no, this is so wrong, very unconvential. No please.

BabbanBura:


Chai, see the kind small pikins wey dey role on Nairaland.
Biko Via, who dash you phone sef!

please shutup and stop acting tentative.
I bought my iPhone 7 I'm currently using to type this, scumbag.

I'm 20 years also. I'm older than him with just 2 months, so shut up y'all.

Abfinest007:
to me this guy is ugly

see your face, I just ran to check profile.
Your face looks ambigious, face like thunder.
Let's not even proceed to comparing and contrasting you and Jaden in looks or even anything. Look at topography sef mtcheew
It seems those spontaneous demons behind your lecherous facial appearance have started speaking through you abi, better drop your chinko tecno and mull on incentives to better your life.
Ugly kill you there.

I'm just staying woke tonight in seclusion wondering what I'll do to this boy, if i could have tons of millions of dollars overnight.
I'll travel to Calabasas, ask him out, and make him mine forever, willingly or forcefully. I have a bizarre fixation on his handsome boy, I can't stop looking at his picture, he's on my lockscreen and wallpaper, I cherish his songs. I mean, look at his lips, perfect dentition, thin nose, flawless complexion.
No, I'm not delusional or having eerie premonitions.
Jaden Smith please my wonb is open, come and fùck me til I'm overleveraged with sèmen, take me into hibernation, make me your mortgage, your escrow, your bitch.
I LOVE YOU!!!!!
God please. Just one night.
I believe I would get rich, either by serendipity or whatever, but when I get wealthy, I would track you down for sure. You spoiled rich handsome sexy batshit crazy brat turning me ON right now.

Waste!!

oboy81:
Money please Come and fuvk my yansh anyhow you like Pleaseeeeee

deplorable homosexual!

Eco99:
...

It is appalling that bodily stuprum
Has become the Clarus cibus
that appeals in this penitus saeculum
while mental viribus
Is forgotten in the shades of tenebris
because of moral decadence
and untrammeled social commercium.


What a demented trollop

What a conspicuously sybaritic loafer

A vacuous cantankerously-caterwauling cretin



#Eco99#

an epic display of grandiloquent ostentation!
I love that!

No you mustn't. Hypothetically, let's say he chipped in half a million to sponsor your broke ass through college, get ready to work your ass off and pay in instalments. Bitch!

So I just woke up to this tacky thread back from 2018, but decided to address it now!
https://www.nairaland.com/4294697/sex-doll-vs-human-woman

I had a premonition it was gonna be a hit! And was i right? Yup!

First, I want to be clear on the fact that I have no jurisdictions over how a young man decides to mortify himself and behave uncouth on a public forum, but that thread was simply ridiculous.
I love to picture Greenbullet as someone ever near to his demise, living his last days in solitude and enjoying the fun in loneliness and ambiguous seclusion.

Points raised in the thread were thus:

1. "The average nigerian woman costs a man 60,000".
I'd like to ask greenbullet how much stipend the average man in Nigeria receives? Start with yours greenbullet, what was your monthly takehome last year?!
It's bizarre to imagine a deadbeat roaming the Jobs/Vacancies section of nairaland complaining on spending 60k on a woman. Nigga please!

2. "Surrogate mothers to replace woman in childbearing"
Again, I put it to Greenbullet, you are broke, penniless, beggared, ruined, impoverished, you have nothing! Just like 90% of romance section boys/men!
So shutup!!

3. "Sex robots cooking and giving sex"
Work for the cash to procure the sex robots first sir?

Greenbullet is a SEXIST, he is not shrewd at all. https://www.nairaland.com/4824764/why-ladies-desperate

Nigerian man, as usual! They never fail in thinking unconventional.
Say no to Nigerian dick
TEAM FOREIGN MEN!

https://www.nairaland.com/4978184/ladies-dont-waste-ya-time/2#up

alizma:

revenue realize from contract after expenses

ok

UrbanExotica:
Dumbo go work for your own money brokeass hoodrat

sorry ma'am. This is my dad's company. My dad, mum, and I make up the limited liability company. I took a pic of it bcuz i wanted to knw my dad's take home. There's only one stinking broke hoodrat bitch here, and thats you. Shameless pròstitute! Idiat

alizma:

profit after tax

then what is the CONTRACT INCOME there for

crestedaguiyi:


they made more than that N100m in each of the financial years

yeah, i know. I'm talking about what they take home, not just what was made.

Curlieweed:


Contract Income is their revenue (or more plainly sales). Their actual net profit is the Profit before Taxation, less the Provision for Taxation (it is a provision because actual tax expense will not be incurred until the following year) which is given as the Profit after Taxation.

understood. Thanks.
I initially thoughy they were making up to 100 mil annually as take home, that's why i asked.

crestedaguiyi:


i knew you would sound insulting but i will not join you in that for now.

since you say its a pursuit for knowledge, the page you screen shot is the directors report which forms part of the annual financial report of every limited liability company. The grammatical blunder on it is what i cant not help with

or is it the sum of both the CONTRACT INCOME and PROFIT AFTER TAXATION