Petvin2000:
Urination and having a full erection are two mutually exclusive events.What this means is that both cannot happen at the same time.
For a man to penetrate a woman he must have an erection, and for a man to urinate he must loss erection.
So it's impossible to for men to pee inside a lady. This is different from ladies as they can wee anytime during sex.

However, I know that there are some freakisk men who can get instant boner on perceiving the smell of urine.

.......are you sure about these fact,my little boy's Johnny stands whenever he is pressed

Yoloboy098:
Please when Elephants are gathering.. dogs don't bark..

.........lol, elephant indeed..........imbecillle elephant

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Lool
General Ibrahim Babangida is still alive Ma.

.,........sorry sir,my eyes aren't too good again,I thought it's Gen sanni Abacha

The only men that had shown me seriousness are average height,why??

The lady is extremely beautiful

DelphiOracle:
great singer but placed on d same scale, not better than Beyonce. Anyways what's d meaning of Lee Lee

.......Lee Lee is look

ProfGday:
Who will forget songs like these
1. Colour of Love Boyz2men
2. I drive all night- celinedion
3. Talk about love- celinedion
4. No scrub - TLC
5. Brown eye - Beyonce
6. U remind me - usher
7. I wish - Rkelly
8. Heaven I need a hug - Rkelly
9. Dragon - sisquo
10. Walking away - Craig David
11. 7 days - Craig David
12. Swear it again - Westlife
13. Eji owuro -
14. I'm real - Jlo feat Fat Joe
15. Rainy days - Jblige feat Jarule
16. In DA Club - 50cent
17. Clapback - Jarule


In fact all my neighbourhood eardrums no gree rest from my blasting.... Then home threatre was newly introduced ...
Childhood was fun

,.

I was there when all those songs reigned........the one that was most popular was unleash the dragon

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Exactly Bro.
....
I salute u..

,...,..... the late General who has turned to your meme,is a cute One o

Pavore9:
Back then in Enugu!

Babe graduated with First Class (Psychology) UNN, what do you expect from the daughter of a Professor of Psychology! Only God knows where and what she is into now.

That reminds me of Sky B, where is that guy?

.......Ma babe

Lovelyn451:
She looks like a fulani

no she doesn't, check out her nose

Ayoswit:
I really loved their songs. By the way, who also remembers the music group 'styl-plus' ?

very talented boys...........I can remember one of their tracks then....CALL MY NAME

I regret reading this waste bin ,worst of all is that I read it on a beautiful Monday morning..........Lord pls forgive me

Detolanny:
Firstly, Chioma was roaming and not only that, she was cruising on an Island when she made the 5 mins call in question. As we all know, regular roaming attracts higher charges (because you'll have to latch on to another network) not to talk of when you are roaming on an Island, which will require you to latch on to a satellite network and this attracts even higher charges. Even at that, if Chioma feels aggrieved, she should have easily called 9mobile's Customer Care Centre, visit any 9mobile Experience Centre, send a mail to their Customer Experience Team or better still visit any of 9mobile's Social Media handles, to lodge a formal complaint instead of exposing her ignorance or shallow IQ to the whole world on social media.
The last time I checked, Chioma is a Glo ambassador and if Glo network is that effective (as they claim), why is she roaming with a 9mobile Sim and not Glo? Lastly, in her bid to de-market 9mobile, she ended up re-marketing them (advertising for them) for free because many peeps now know that in whichever part of the world you find yourself, even if it's on an Island, with 9mobile you can communicate seamlessly.

good talk

CeeJay9ja:
Me think she is indirectly telling us how much airtime she has on phone

...


And what the hell is 15k

KingAzubuike:

Use Vaseline next time. Tho it tears condoms once in a blue moon.

........but condom is already lubricated

Gratefulheart01:


Wetin concern am with your semen? why follow you to the toilet? no be you get your semen again? i'm not understanding.

her body fluids touched the condom too........that could also be used in harming her

mezarddinny:
look at all those poor and wretched women insulting the wife. what is bad in a man listing all the things his woman did for him during courtship? or is it a must that the man must always be the one helping the woman?



it has already being said, poor women think giving gifts and money to a man is stupidity

I don't understand o,had it been the woman was the one that listed all these as what her man did for her,no one would have criticised her

flowx:
. Pls, can you be my "baby mama"? I l have a lot of package for you if you can...

.......can you buy ordinary diapers?

flowx:
Ahhhhh! Local man still dey use Startime in this dispensation.... U beta upgrade youraelf...

you are the local and unrefined one here,if startimes is his choice ,how is it your business?lazy Nigerian youth

Livefreeordieha:
make e hustle so u go call am marlian?? Please let the guy be.. We all can't be rich... Even the Bible said there will always be slaves and maids to serve kings..

Startimes is what he can afford.. Everyone has their own clock of success his time will come and he will upgrade..

.......you are also insulting him indirectly

Hot music,nice meat and my big stout....you can even lock me inside and I wouldn't mind

freemanbubble:
Is like you are young, dumb and broke

That is called garter snake you moronn
Very harmless

To many electrons, protons, neutrons and morons in this universe



These are friendly garter snakes and different from cobra

The rate at which we kill them these days, their population will soon be threatened. Lets learn to live peacefully with these beautiful snakes. They don't bite to attack and to defend.
If you keep your cool, a human - garter snake cohabitation is very possible.



Even the cobra self they only bite to defend
Because i dey reason am why he be say if snake come meet us for house them nor dey harm us. Sometimes self you fit live with snake for two years inside house them nor go do you anything

There is no way you can be bitten by a snake in a residential building
Which means they respect us
So lets learn how to respect them
Please lets learn to live and stay with this beautiful creature called snake

.....walahi....you are more than foolish

SaucyBenks:
Have you been getting enough sleep? Have you been itching your eyes? Have you been bleaching or using bleaching agents in the dark circles? If you've been doing any of these, then you need adjustments in your lifestyle.

I sleep for 8 hours daily,yes I itch my eyes sometimes and as for bleaching cream .....No idont

ouzo1:
Try engine oil

are you serious?

Craziestgirl:
Sunburn doesn't target the eyes.

so what could make the eye region dark

GogobiriLalas:
I live in LA we straight pounding...I don't even play; you don't know nuffink.

ok o

Pls who knows the treatment for sunburn, especially around the eyes........have tried so many skin products but no positive results....whenever I stop using the creams those dark areas even turn to be darker than before

Na so e reach?

AntiBrutus:


What did he do?

I am asking because I know how annoying men can be. Ask them one and they will answer 15. It takes patience not to slap the hell out of the average man.

Not saying what she did is right, but don't judge her till you hear her side of the story.

Do you think any normal woman will just stay and start beating her man?

Boss, shun o, some men can bring out the beast in you.

.......she did it because she knows she can get away with it,try this on your boyfriend and tell us the after effect

GogobiriLalas:
Whenever I meet a new girl and she starts hitting me playfully, I make it a matter of principle to hit her harder playfully...I die on this hill for a woman to beat me and go without life changing injuries na lie

......cos you are in Nija..... whenever you travel to America touch a woman and see what happens to you

Davash222:
Sissy men everywhere.

God, abeg, instead of giving us sissy men, we beg you, please create more broilers for us. Make our broliers lay more eggs. You need more chickens than sissy men.

....the guy is not sissy or whatever......that scene isn't Nigeria where you can beat up a woman and go free,he is just avoiding trouble

Fine gal,but the skin doesn't have a natural glow