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allanphash7:
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Tothosewhocandecode

Half Bible cost, not to talk of full Bible, den not to talk of this stack wey I dey see so, street worth of full Bible na almost 120k if you sharp, omo if you distribute Dis one finish na just to stroll go moon go piss, cos na enof pepper be dat

hadura29:
Kein problem mein bruder, Apelex we don dey plenty oooooo. Amalbert, you go join, Igodo movie in the making oooooo... ikbnice tebells91 please come fully loaded to this snake expedition...

Walai na vi smal tukwuma fa, alapos go pollo dey inside da movie fa,
Hadura29 fa, na yhu gwo diret am fa, ikbnice yhu fa gwo froduze am, me gwo act... Kajikwo

And dem no dey Eva gree say dem dey bleach, some go say na only pears baby oil dem dey rub, odas go say na na dia soap and now dem Don get solution to heel, ankle, elbow and ol dos places wey no dey gree bleach before, as a sharp guy wey I be, I go just tell you make you pull your skirt/trouser make I check..
Una know say cream no dey reach middle of yarsh, so na dia I dey look to confirm if true true yhu dey bleach or not.....

queenzena23:
Your translation app is doing a bad job, we can communicate in English.

In other words, I dnt need to form what am not, if I can't speak French and I tell you I can speak it den am a very big fool

Even for Abidjan, I neva see wia dem dash pesin work before for free cos him sabi speak English or French

queenzena23:
Your translation app is doing a bad job, we can communicate in English.

Merci beaucoup mon chérie,
Traduction app ke? Ma sœur, je suis allé à Cotonou et lomé plupart de ma vie, je parle, Igbo, yoruba, efik, Ikwerre, brebis et funbo, je ne suis pas trop bon en français, mais je sais que j'essaie très bien

Union oshi weréy Bank

NCA (name checkers association)
SOUTH-EAST North central western division representing East-Middle Africa sub branch/Region

Live from lomé

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I no dey tribalistic o, but for you to see some things for NL you need to get Tribal Mark
Yinmu
Kikikiki

OP, hummmmm, abeg gist me more, Dis kind story dey make me enjoy my pepper-soup, the small girl lick from back to front Abu from front to back...

Compliant:
ARE YOU SURE TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

KINDLY CHECK VERY WELL PLS

BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW ***WHO IS TELLING THE TRUTH NOW***

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Okerenwo

mikaelzX:
We hope so too. One day our naira will be more valuable than the dollar

Wake up Bros, e don neck 12:58pm and you still dey sleep?? And yhu dey even snore join am

Mtchewwweee!!!!!
No be valuable na VALUABILITY

viktohmarkz:
shout out to does were go quote every thing to make no point.

be like one of my friend were go blow grammar like Hon Patrick for 10mins just to tell you to shift make em siddon.

bros were I quote I deh hail you oh

I don talk wetin I talk & i believe say you understand me, Drinking Alabukun for my Headache no make sense o

StepTwo:
guy, must you quote everything?

Na lie I lie?
Abeg answer me

zik4ever:
Less than a week to the end of the tenure of the Inspector- General of Police (IGP), Mr. Solomon Arase, there are indications that lobby for his successor has intensified. By virtue of his date of birth (June 21, 1956), Arase, who is the 18th indigenous IGP, will be 60 years on Tuesday, June 21; the mandatory age of retirement from service.

Arase, who was appointed Police boss on April 21, 2015, would have put in 35 years in the Police by December 1 this year. New Telegraph, however, gathered from highly placed sources that President Muhammadu Buhari is under pressure from about three different interests, who are pushing forward their preferred choices.

While two of the forces are rooting for two Assistant Inspectors-General of Police (AIGs), the other interest, which is said to be the most powerful, is projecting the candidacy of a serving Commissioner of Police (CP) from the North, who is holding a command position in a strategic state.

This is as there is uncertainty over the fate of seven Deputy Inspectors- General of Police (DIGs), who constitute the Police Management Team (PMT), which has the IGP as head. Already, those jostling for Arase’s position now spend more time in Abuja lobbying some powerful forces in and outside the government.

According to a source, who spoke with New Telegraph in confidence, the groups mounting pressure on the president are articulating the operational capabilities of their choices. This, he noted, was because Buhari wants a very competent successor to Arase who, many believe, would have achieved a lot, at the end of his tenure. “It is true that there are about three interests making separate cases for their preferred choices, who have showed good operational capabilities to lead the NPF.

“Out of the groups, one is pushing for the appointment of a very competent CP, while the other two are making cases for two AIGs. “But, I think the president knows what he wants, and as an upright, disciplined and firm man, he will get the best,” the source said. New Telegraph’s earlier investigation had revealed that one of the DIGs was being considered, considering the fact that none of the service or security chiefs, comes from his zone.

The man Solomon Arase

Arase, the 18th indigenous IGP from Oredo Local Government Area of Edo State, was born on June 21, 1956. He got enlisted into the Nigeria Police in December 1981, after bagging a degree in Political Science from the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria, Kaduna State, in 1980.

Until his appointment as Acting IGP, Arase was the Deputy Inspector General of Police (DIG) in charge of the Force Criminal Intelligence and Investigative Department (FCIID). Apart from being a lawyer and Fellow, Defence College (FDC), the IGP holds two Masters Degrees in Law, as well as in Strategic Studies from the University of Lagos and University of Ibadan, respectively.

Some of his achievements

Arase, who made it clear, upon assumption of office, that the Police under his leadership will be intelligence-driven, scored some firsts, including the provision of scholarship to children and wards of deceased officers, establishment of the Complaint Response Unit (CRU), creation of a database centre, as well as the appointment of the first female Force Public Relations Officer (FPRO).

Seniority in appointing a new IGP

If the appointment of IGP were based on seniority, then the DIG in charge of Finance and Administration, Mr. Dan Azumi Doma, would have naturally succeeded Arase. Doma had served as DIG in charge of FCIID, before he was redeployed to his present office.

However, sources said the possibility of Doma emerging the 19th indigenous IGP cannot be ruled out, considering the fact that none of the heads of military or security agencies, is from his North-Central zone. Doma hails from Nasarawa State.

The following are the heads of the various Armed Forces and their regions of origin: Chief of Defence Staff (CDS), Gen. Gabriel Olonisakin (South- West); Chief of Army Staff, Lt-Gen. Tukur Buratai (North-East), Chief of Naval Staff, Vice Admiral Ibok-Ete Ekwe Ibas (South- South), and Chief of Air Staff (CAS), Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar (North- East). The Director-General of the Department of State Services (DSS), Mr. Lawal Daura, is from the North- West. If President Buhari will be persuaded to zero- in on the Police Management Team (PMT) composed of the IGP and seven DIGs, then DIG Chintua Amajor-Onu, may also be hopeful.

The case of DIG Amajor- Onu may also be predicated on regional persuasion, save for the fact that, like the North-Central, none of the heads of the military and DSS, is from the South-East. Other DIGs, apart from Doma and Amajor-Onu, are: Messrs Mamman Tsafe (Logistics and Supply), Hashimu Argungu (Training), Kakwe C. Katso (Investigations), S. L Wakama (Operations), and Jubril O. Adeniji. The Force Secretary is Mr. Patrick D. Dukumor, an Assistant Inspector General of Police.

Trend of recent appointment of IGP

It suffices to say that the appointment of IGPs by past presidents had not been restricted to the rank of DIGs, as there are instances in the recent past, where Assistant Inspectors- General (AIGs) of Police emerged IG. Available records show that former Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan appointed IGPs from the AIG rank. Some of those that were appointed from the AIG rank include: Messrs Tafa Balogun, M.D Abubakar, Hafiz Ringim, and Suleiman Abba.
https://newtelegraphonline.com/buhari-shops-arases-replacement/

No be small thing, even without CERTIFICATE? abeg make we call cup cup instead of mug

Sound sultan sing am..

One day the bush meat go catch the hunter o

Bush meat for catch hunter....
Common CERTIFICATE?

It have be
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NCA (name checkers association)

SOUTH-EAST Northern central west
Representing from Lomé East divisional branch
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My people, whats ur take on this?

Omo your suffer name supposed to be igbiogolo

Omo ah just dey blast Dis song since meen, so loving it..
Messing around - Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull...
O.o dis TRACK too dope, e beta pas oga Lie lies

omusiliyu:
Joachim Ike

Reporting for Name Checkers Association of Nigeria (NCAN)

Rivers state Branch,

Km 45, Ikwere road, Mile 1, Diobu, Opposite Zenith Bank, Port harcourt.

RESULT

we aren't disappointed after we checked the name, he belongs to the lost tribe of Israel. When it comes to drug trafficking, they're better by far

If na opposite diamond bank you dey stay that means na for Mgbuka back of Ikoku, abeg try get house cos Dia no be house na den

Omo my own Christianity no deaf, daft and blind like this o, una for kuku SAY DAB na d step wey Satan do before God pursue am come earth
Ndi ofeke Ndi ara

Shey if you graduate from this kind school come dey find work dem come say make you write your experiences, shey you no get gboza the person beta slap, no experience for dis world pass to school for Dis kind place,.......

DaMotivator:
if i give u blow for ur left eye eh...u wee forget ur state and capital....

Yinmu, abeg no blow o, Dis small eye wey I don dey try to see say I and l dey different na im you wan kuku blind finish...
I no forget o just say if a full state fit run comot go another state go stay, shey I go still count am as state?

The population of some states now sef no reach one market and you want make I count am as state... No be my fault

Even some states capital sef be like the main state no difference

herbie27:
Na only one man we all knw say deaf for dis country, u no go blame me na

I dey madt to blame yhu?
I no blame you jare, na true you talk... So play play play play if someone now ask say

Who be the man wey been get ear problem come......
Before the person go ask finish sef, one small Boi for corner go shout

B****i.. Yinmu

I no dey o

Kikikiki Kikikikikikikikakakakakakaka

DaMotivator:
lawd help us....u don't mean it... here in Nigeria?....

No oo oooo na for Abeokuta country inside Nigeria state...

Yinmu

MosakuAW:
May Allah protect us all in Jesus name. Asee..

Earthquake in Naija! Na big disaster be that ooooo.

Christian, Muslim, Juju

Bros I been think say na me be the most confused person wey dey alive but from wetin I dey see say you type so ehnn, your name supposed to be CONFUSION, infact na you lead the children of Israel enter land of Confusion

stankezzy:
a fault line connecting osun state and zungeru niger state , no wonder yorubas de mumu for hausas , na fault line connect them.
nothing will ever connect us with them

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Obelekue
Guy yhu dey madt funny ah swear.. Fault line Nnyapa

herbie27:
Must we blame Buhari for everything?, including a natural disaster.

Na deaf man him talk o, na you come call person name... So Nigerian President deaf and I no know

Na you dey tell me...

If i say BABA you come add NGIDA na you sabi o

Someone please remind me when they finally decides to sell Nigeria, I'll bid well I promise, mind you I love POD(pay on delivery) method of payment... Deliver It to my doorstep and collect your cash.

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Na Joke i dey o, try masturbate for my post make you know say native doctor dey inside EFCC Logo

dorocent:
Lalasticlala, seun, myndd44 n oda mods.. N nairalanders, I wanna use dis medium to tell u dat my elder sista jux put to bed dis morni. (Baby gal)..... Tnk GOd fr safe delivery

Thank God for you & Elder sis & Family
In same vein, I just get call now from my old girl from 9ja say the dog wey my dog climb Don get Belle born, I confuse cos I personally carry the dog go see vent. Doc wey castrate am when him dey 1 week old, I want make dem interrogate the other dog make she talk who dey responsible for her pregnancy cos males wey dey dah my area reach like 8

My dog cannot take the responsibility of another dog o, if possible sef I go need DNA and blood test

Yinmu

OP, no vex o... Personne wey im piss dey color turquoise pink nko

Dah 1 no be die?

In case you get am or you want make your piss dey color appleish green come meet me make I give you mixture

Thanks OP
What's The Urine color of someone who's infected with any infectious disease... Like STD's