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Oksman:
It's like you are on opoid or benzodiazepine medication cuckoo? what grip have i got wid you? don't hop into a moving bus if you don't know it's direction, hairless seagull!

Hairless seagull Yinmu
Obelekue
Kikikiki

MadCow1:
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Allah does not like women with Tattoos so she is just wasting her time.



She should try her luck with Jehovah's Witness.

Tell her o my bloda, we no dey select, even if ur color be like lucozade or Rainbow come we go still accept yhu... Na Our calling be dat o

Dey dia na, yhu think say Akure weed na your mate...
Matrix offloaded loading...
Kikikiki

Baby biko go Chinedu, emeka, Abuchi, Seyi and George says they like you, please don't just like em back just bleep dem and tell me you're sorry ooh, I will always accept and understand,

Make I hear say I no take am for Dis hard economy

MichaelsKachy07:
ROTFL!!!!! guy you don kill me...you be real clown aswear

Kikikiki
I dey give am tip on how me take succeed..

The Bad side of requesting for Extra, Jara, mmezi or fisi everytime

They said the world is a small place, please tell me can you trek it

Na wao, see the Bae gorimakpa skull, weavon, wig and attachments dey rili help most of Dis skunk head ladies sha o

Chai, IJEBU IGBO WEED, Mtchewwweee, ah swear e no go beta for you, OP drink garri with Salt, den baff 3 buckets of cold water, dey tin go clear small

OP chop plenty onions, lick, garlic and ginger den drink Aromatic schnapps, then find 1 gworro colanut hang for lips, if you see the girl you like go straight to her and yawn or sneeze, believe me you go get her attention, no thank me now, thank me later, what are friends for

Lmao

@OP try change your boxers, sun all your shoes, change your toothpaste then buy like 7 packets of TOM-TOM, lick 17 everyday, try Dis tips and send her a text inviting her to your place again, afterwards come back here and thank me.... Come on, never mind,, what are friends for

Kikikiki Obelekue

paulGrundy:
I don't need jw.org its filled with lies.

Btw putting strickly does not stop me from being in this thread, this is a social forum, open for ALL to comment intended to stimulate healthy debate. If you want a private group send a PM or try whatsapp.

Better start getting used to my presence, Shunning can never take place in socail media, social media facilitates the spread of all information on a subject so that viewers can make informed decisions. it only happens in watchtowers myopic world

I understand that am making you feel important by replying you which I should not even dare try to, pls sir in whatever/any small watchtower myopic world that's indicated STRICTLY FOR JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES try to keep off, that's the point am trying to make, please try to understand me and steer off STRICTLY FOR JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES threads /posts....

Jw.org Is full of lies but it's the number 1 world ranking website when it come to Bible knowledge & Translation ... Kikikiki Obelekue for yhu

This is the last you hear from me though..

Peace man

A three-year-old boy will get life-saving surgery thanks to a chance meeting with an English doctor.

Ethan Suglo, from Ghana, has a condition called Exomphalos which means his organs are outside his abdomen.
Last summer, doctor David Williams was in Ghana visiting his daughter who was teaching English and working on a radio show when he met Ethan’s father Charles, who also worked at the radio station.

Dr Williams was asked to examine Ethan and within a year he and his wife Jacquie helped to raise
around £51,000 to fly the toddler to the UK for surgery.

Dr Williams
Ethan is set to have what Dr Williams has described as ‘life-saving and life-transforming’ surgery on Wednesday.

Looking back on the day he met Ethan in July 2015, Dr Williams told the Press Association:

‘I was asked when I went out, because I’m a doctor, just to have a look at Ethan. So I went thinking I’d see a little African boy with a swollen tummy… malnutrition and worms, and when I got there I was just shocked by what I saw.

I’d never seen it before, certainly not in a two-year-old. I don’t think I’d ever seen it in my career, I’ve been a doctor 20 or 30 years and I’d never seen this case.

I wasn’t sure at that time what would be involved, but I did look Charles in the eye and said I’d do what I could to help.’

He said he thought he would contact Ghanaian or Nigerian surgeons and the surgery could be carried out locally, but it quickly became apparent that Ghana did not have the facilities or expertise.

Dr Williams, from Stretton-on-Fosse on the Warwickshire-Gloucestershire border, contacted professors and surgeons in England and a paediatric surgeon at the John Radcliffe Hospital said he could do the operation.

He was told that £25,000 would need to be raised, so in March a fundraising campaign was launched to cover the cost of the operation, flights and additional costs.

Dr Williams said that he has been told the total currently sits at around £51,000 thanks to events such as cake sales and half marathons, as well as help from charity Willing and Abel.

The extra money will help other children, he said.
Talking about how Ethan’s condition affects him, Dr Williams said that Charles has told of how people in their home country refer to them as ‘the family with the boy who’s pregnant’.
He added:

‘They don’t let the little boy go out of the house because everybody pokes his tummy and prods at him and makes comments.

‘So when he’s at home he will be able to go to school and have a normal life, play football and be a normal boy again.

‘He’s incredible really. He’s a very happy child, a very happy disposition. Nothing seems to have fazed him really. He’s met lots of people and he’s very brave.

‘But also he just gets on with it. He’s just an adorable three-year-old.’

Ethan’s father Charles said the kindness of Dr and Mrs Williams is ‘bringing a lot of joy and excitement’ to his family.

‘It’s a miracle,’ he said.

Source :http://tiwasblog.co/2016/3-year-old-boy-from-ghana-born-with-organs-outside-his-body-to-undergo-surgery-photos/

My sister dey thing tire me sef o, I don notice say sometimes before you go undastnd some things for NL you no need to dey triba but you need to get Tribal Marks

paulGrundy:
very funny quote, I only asked someone for a copy of your literature, I expect you to be eager that am getting the truth

Funny how touchy you became, anyway am glad you know that your literature contains some riduculous "truths"

By the way who is an apostate?

The bolded really got Me ROTFL

Glad our literatures contains some Ridiculous truth Hun ôgan o

Sorry Bruh, just do your thing and please try to stay off the thread for/of witnesses, you could as well create your own thread to express your antagonistic view... or Better still make the point you're dying for all to see...

Please i don't want to feel you're trying to make yourself relevant by being a leech or a bug..

You're a Matured fellow and I accord it to you that you understand the concept of the phrase PRIVACY/FOR JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES ONLY

Meanwhile Am still saying you should go the same source you get your infos, shebi u say na jwfacts.com abi na kiniko... APOSTACY IS REALLY HARMFUL THAN I INITIALLY THOUGHT THOUGH

Peace to you man!!!!

www.jw.org

She becomes a witness the very day she takes her bag to the field ministry to preach and a true witness the day she symbolises her dedication to Jehovah through water baptism, for now she's still a friend of the witnesses or an interested person..

paulGrundy:
Do you still have the bolded? Am interested in a copy of it, so that can post its articles in nairaland.

PaulGrundy again, man it seems your quest is not really paying you off as expected, you've always had your sources to informations in ridiculing and speaking Ill of the we Witnesses, why asking someone for help now, please do the needful just get it the same place you usually do or preferably go www.jw.org

That's a very Apostate PAULGRUNDY...

Don't try this at Home....

Mechanics no gree me nowadays know mad pipo sef



*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa together with alligator pepper and kulikuli plus okpete

I see trailer wey get only 1 headlight dey come for night, I think say na Okada, na only my mind tell me make I pass the middle, my Broda e take, God, Jesus, Angels and Holy Spirit to intervene for my matter, if not by now I for Don go Luguba, since after dat day na only me use my hands and mouth by myself talk to myself

Abeg, wetin be birthday sef.. I no know am and I never see am before

Ah don come back from ban wey I no know wetin I do or talk na wao for dis mode dem sha, dem say I post pornographique material wey be I no fit even remember the last time I See view or download any pornographique material, abi na my posts dem dey see as Naked

Onyemakwanu

Well to the issue..


Auntie Denrele go MFM go find wetin kwanu....

Wetin concern vulture with barber kwanu

OP, una wey dey bold dey do una thing jeje nobody dey burst una, abeg make una free us kwanu make we dey do awa own, must you say how we behave, most ladies now go take am dey embaras person upandan....

Mtchewwweee !!!!!!

C'est finit

Mimzy don already win na....

Babe abeg if you win just help me use #400 send MTN recharge card for my mother tell her say I dey miss her well well and say I love her pass my phone
Her number na 08068807222

Well, as the Regional District Head of NCA south-east northern central divisional sub headquarters LOMÉ

&

As one of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, I don't do voting Insh buh I go just sign good

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Biko nu my rice dey burn for fire, make I go check am ah dey come

Otapiapia 1of e-Inec

Cc: NlJega

tempem:
Am not gonna bore you down with epistles.. Each app's description will be short and simple.
Explaining why you're so in love with a particular application will help us know what we are missing and why we really need to get it.
Mine First

1.Whatsapp: This needs no introduction .. It's the one and only social app I have on my phone...

2.MX player: Plays both audio and video player, when you have your phone rooted, you can embed subtitles.. Yes *subtitles..*

3.SK neutral: That's my lovely keyboard- it does magic. Comes with varieties of colors.

4.Hi font: I don't really like using the default font.. This gives you the opportunity to use various fonts


5.Puffin: This browser is a beast.. I swear.. It's extremely fast. Just touch, there you go!!

6.JW Library: App developed by Jehovah's Witnesses. It housed over 100 bible translations..
I navigate through bible translations easily.

7.Ttpod: The music player that gladdens my heart.. It displays the lyrics while listening to a music.

8.Adobe Reader: My best, official and the most decent pdf reader.. Smooth scrolling makes hoping from one page to another stress free

9.Daily Text: The alarm and the widget make remembering to read the text each morning so easy..

10.English: That's my mobile dictionary.. You can save, share and it can even read the words to your hearing.

All these apps listed are easily accessible on play store..
Now it's your turn, drop yours.. I want to check up your apps.

. An may Jehovah bless you for number 6, I no dey use dah number 6 play o
JW LIBRARY APP SO SO COOL

Ttrrffyyghuuh:
Can't laugh alone.Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150. They told them they would kill 100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking:"What's your name?" The pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. The next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed: "He is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu." If you were in the congregation, what will be your name? # Laughter is good medicine #.....

Kikikiki
IF I dey dia dem go know say my name na
ZALBERT ZORTUNE ZHIBUZOR

Naija remains Naija, both home and abroad

Falling hands since 1700AD

With the way Dis dia pre-wedding photoshoot dey go so ehnn, me i believe say na one of dem be Dis

Pre - wedding Picture.... Kikikiki

Ogbulaba:
bros na LOUD u dey buy cos last time I checked full bible price dey different depending on d quality u need u fit get am for below 30k sef

Bruh right now ah Don hang boot, but just know say me na AUTHORIZED dealer, ah dey tally between Warri and PH city twice every week, na pure 1st grade ah dey talk about... AFLAO (ghana), ijebu, Alapere, Kunave (Cotonou) Nkpor village (Rivers state), Ethiope East (Delta), these places na you go buy beta first grade Bible kpoli and very cheap

allanphash7:
Baddest






You mouthed

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