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haywire07:
Under dis hot sun

Kikikiki Kikikikikikikikakakakakakaka
Na AC coat him wear so, him get coolant inside

Shebi dis tin na banana?
Dem dey lick am?
Na fruit ?


*Licks Banana and okpete

Ademat7:
u fit summit ur CV to d man before he depart 9ja

Monsieur,
Niggur, que dites-vous l'homme? Ok peut-être vous aider à me le présenter avant qu'il ne quitte?

yetunsbay:
in english pls

You're welcome

I hope you ate before coming cos hunger will force you back to france

Bon arrivé patron...
Espérons que vous le voyage était ok et nous espérons que vous avez mangé avant de venir parce que la faim vous renvoyer en France

But wait o no vex, who buy all this sofisticated weapons for BH...

Una just dey deceive pipo wey una go fit deceive but I no follow sha

Abeg hu em fine pisure don Epp

Ndi ara Anokwamrii n'ele unu n'onyonyo 7.5D

See as you resemble Maluu...

Worstest fashion accessory ever made #WFAEM

*Eats white rice with alligator pepper and kulikuli

Wait o OP you mean say Dey story Don end for road ba?

Na your type dey tell story finish, pipo wey you tell the story go gather beat shege comot for your head

Just Negodu...

You need to drink liquid Polish make you get yourself...

Nnyapa....
Kikikiki Kikikikikikikikakakakakakaka

ikbnice:
I tire o, he was all over the media castigating GEJ.
*abeg, ur white rice no get stew?*

I get ulcer so stew no good for my body, na that aki awusa with okpete na im I dey talk supplement the concoction Sorry food I mean to say

Na the transcript I dey find o


Ftc

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

Baba Jagbadan no vex o, wen dat oga from Bayelsa been wan remove Dis subsidy of a thing, wetin you talk and wetin be de action wey you take...


Mara Mara n'ihu, gbompiti n'azu
Just negodu yourself Anya ofuma...


Anyways the evil wey men dey do dey live with them for compound

*Eats white rice with alligator pepper and kulikuli with ji mmanu

AsanwaKC:
what's that bugging out below Bred trousers...they look good.

Kikikiki Kikikikikikikikakakakakakaka
My sister I no know say yhu sef see am, BTW wetin your eye dey find reach Dia come even notice am, I hope you no dey de league of Xtra ordinary. ........
I no talk anything ooo

Your type fit use eye rob person...

Anyways sha, the surest way to chilax na by
*Eats white rice with alligator pepper and kulikuli

Meen dis talent... I hope e no dey waste sha?

*Eats white rice with alligator pepper and kulikuli

hadura29:
This na trouble to all those ladies wey no sabi boil water., not to talk of folding moi moi leaf... Ooh my mama, she teach me well...

Amalbert how market?

Bruh we go only dey buy and well if only these my customers dem go try dey leave Dia change make we use am dey gum body together

I hope dem dey price well for your side

Bruh Hadura29 and Ikbnice I don change diet o
See my combo na
Very wicked...

*Eats white rice with alligator pepper and kulikuli

If you pursue dog comot from shit shey na you wan chop am?

*Eats white rice with alligator pepper and kulikuli

Mam abeg no vex I get one question for you and I go like make you carry your church mind answer me jeje....
If no be cos of baba money you marry like you talk, shey na cos of him look?

Just dey deceive yourself thinking say you dey deceive pipo...

*Eats white rice with alligator pepper and kulikuli

Na wao #Vanguard even una kwa, which kain news be Dis one na, b4 dem go go NTA go broadcast their address for una, abi dem suppose to dey waka freely? Abegi dis una news na nonsense no wonder my pale no like Vanguard newspaper... so so trash and trashes


*Eats white rice with alligator pepper and kulikuli

I read re-posted o, dah means person been Don post am before him repost..



BTW who re-posted Epp sef...


*Eats white rice with alligator pepper

Joy worry I go buy you pad




















Bt Na PS 3 pad sha....












Dey dia dey wait for you, you go bleed like Ramadan Ram










BTW, I no dey trust anything wey fit bleed for 4 days without dieing












*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

Finally her name go feature for the e-diot will

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

ikbnice:
My broda, gud mornin...u av bin lifted high abv odaz.
.
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that oga Saraki jxt dey use style form say im no be thief. Dem suppose ask am how he made his first million. Oga dey fear prison.

*oga hadura29, early mornin palmwine gud for body o, pass me the bowl. Oga amAlbert, early mornin palmwine dey ground o. cum balance dongoyaro with cold palmwine*

My broda make and devil and him senior broda get accident cos of you..
Abeg shift for me.. Early morning highness dey sure pass at least you no go dey reason like some pipo wey get rattle snake brain

*sipping continues

hadura29:
Una dey share all these yakaka blessings without me @ikbnice, anyway, make una shift Abeg, wey my palmwine bowl. *sips*...

Saraki say him be millionaires before him be governor, how una see am?

I dey mad, bruh make upstair of abundance grace collapse for your whole body, make any idiot wey no like am enter South south without weapons go fight NDA empty hand, make any Bingo wey wan hear bad story about you get cancer and epilepsy for ear...


No mind oga Saraki, him just use our pipo Dey play nchoro and draft, wetin him been dey do before him get the money na, the thunder wey go fire am still dey near fire dey get warm...


*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa together with okpete

2dugged:
*yawns*abeg who know which insecticide dey kill mosquito pass,e be like say the mosquitoes wey dey my area dey use gas mask, dem nor dey grin die

My sis na rst poison dey kill mosquito dem now pass, insecticides now na for rat....
Just try amam you go see
✌just thank me later

ikbnice:
I dey shine teeth and pple dey luk say wetin do me, na u dey cause am ooo.

See my broda frm anoda mother wey comot 4 chair for me to sidon. God go sama u wit blessin frnt, back, ryt and left. Dat phone go make sense die.


Naija near hell wella nah, na im dey cause scarcity of petrol most time bcuz na d petrol dem dey use fuel hell.

*Y u take dat kulikuli nah, I don dey eye am since*

chei my brother MAKE trailer of God's blessing jam you infact make e kukuma press all your body make you no even fit get space to shout, make anybody wey carry kasala to come meet you carry mountain for back go back him house, make all the pipo wey dey look you bad eye get quarter past 11 eye...
Abeg just kuku carry the drum of this my highness go house you deserve am...
As you carry am dey go so make any tatafo person wey look you begin dey dance shikiti Bobo..

Before Dis week go finish make one yeye politician make mistake pay inside your account after all all NA God's blessing in disguise


*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa together with alligator pepper and kulikuli plus okpete and fura da nono inside ginger flavour...

Olukokosir:
Dz celebs can frustrate person wf der day to day activities....

It is like God jst dey receive d same caller ni.., God, pls ehn, biko, pick my call too

Bros abeg change line, Airtel dey get get issues, the contract wey dem sign with pipo for heaven Don expire, try use Ntel..


For now sidon with me dey sip dogonyaro and kulikuli with me still dey try call God back

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

money121:
who exam epp

Abi o, after all 2baba no write any exam and now d Dey beg am give am certificate, try hustle get osusu the rest NA history

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

More than 700,000 psychiatric hospitals supposed dey Ghana cos almost everybody for Ghana from Dis Aflao go reach Ghana coast no well, em dey get skusku for brain

money121:



"Nfana Ibaga"

Echo Yeah
I'm coming out straight this time
I'm coming out with a little piece of my own kind of piece of mind
I'm doing it my way this time
Like I'm not gonna bore you with some flimsy kind of piece of rhymne
So pull a cushion, sit back relax and listen
To this introduction of me, myself and my mission
My vision is to let you all see
That there's more to this life than just faking up reality

I wake up in the morning and I stretch out my feet
Say a thank you prayer then I brush up my teeth
A little exercise then I grab something to eat
Put on a piece of clothing and then step out into the street
The into the studio just to hook up some beat
Later to the club to make the people feel the heat
Make an honest living and I'm proud about it
Making sure that all my mistakes I don't repeat
Like I mind my own business and I don't give a shit
I say whats on my mind I don't have time to edit
Got to thank the Lord that He's helped me find my feet
Oh praise the Lord he give me power to defeat
If you give me stoneness they got to give me meat
I try to find it and I try to forget it
Everybody know that me too lazy to quit
Everybody know that me physically fit
Everybody know that me humble and cool
But some poeple them take me for a fool

Nfana Ibaga
Never give another one yawawo
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is that I got my conscience by my side
Got piece of mind inside
Nfana Ibaga
No matter what I do I'm going to make my dough
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is who has this, no man can curse
No man can curse
No man can curse

Today is the first day of the rest of my life
I got to be strong, got to be ready for the strife
I know some people will say somethings that will cut like a knife
I know some people will say that I might never find a wife
But I'll do my thing my way oh my brother no be fight
Sometimes I might be wrong sometimes I might be right
But I'll keep my head straight
And I'll keep my game tight
'Cause what I can't see is the future where the pride
Got to have it all not just the vine
Got to have it all not by power not by might
But I can squeeze the cup by day and by night
And the Almighty Lord He never let me leave His sight
But upon on top of that I still will do my peope right
So I promise I go use my music to dey shine the light
I no go comform I say I know the sight
I go bear my mind I go bear am black and white
Just because I say I no finish school
Some people them they take me for a fool

Nfana Ibaga
Never give another one yawawo
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is that I got my conscience by my side
Got piece of mind inside
Nfana Ibaga
No matter what I do I'm going to make my dough
so the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is who has this, no man can curse
No man can curse

So I say welcome to my world
Welcome to my world
Me I get plenty things to talk about yeah
I say me I get plenty things to yawn about yeah
No man can curse

Nfana Ibaga
Never give another one yawawo
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is that I got my conscience by my side
Got piece of mind inside
Nfana Ibaga
No matter what I do I'm going to make my dough
So the reason why I say nfana ibaga
Is who has this, no man can curse
no man can curse
no man can curse

Who God has placed no man can curse

Bros you try oya clap for yourself, if na exam now you go fit..........?

I no talk anything o

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

Make una no vex o, doctorate degree give 2 baba?

Una dey carry fire play o, how manage na, hp fit spell do*****.
Abeg na joke I dey o, 2baba no carry me sing o, if not I go bite your brocus o...

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa