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Guy do marry abeg, abi you dey fear make we no come finish rice for your parry??

Your sis and hus to be make sense...

Tick says the time tick tick......... You know the rest

Bikonu I forgot my glasses � can, someone summarize the whole story for me?

One word for him is Anụ mpama

But wait o OP.

Come to Togo or perhaps Ghana here, you'll know that this driver is a learner, here they tie as much as 7 motorbikes untop of one bus coupled with all other kinds of loads, you see a 14 or 18 sitter Hiance bus coming and you think it's a Trailer, very risky though

Abee79:
OP, so, in other words, you want me to click on that link to read the rest of the story on your blog abi? Okay wait for me. Make I finish my sugarcane . . .

You be correct guy, abi gimme small even if na the chaff

SadiqBabaSani:
Ffk is so inconsistent... Today Buhari is a religion in the north, tmao buhari is a sadistic old Beast.

Actually buhari is both a Religion of Violence in d north and a Sadistic Blood Sucking Vampire

3 awards for your ibetiberism
1 for the act the other 2 just incase you loss the first one

Nbote:
So many ppl followed d MASSES forgetting d M was silent

Tiri gbosa for you

GBOSA!
GBOSA!!
GBOSA !!!

Brain scarcity

She must be a gardener

Am gardener Albert, the gardener in charge of gardening all these gardens here, it's a pleasure meeting you, which garden do you garde

Bruh, she's very very much happy and interested, go on


But wait o, she no be lord of the ring na im make

Bolé

Your problem dey your back

To serve Nigeria is not by force.. Abeg my family still dey Naija ọ, make una wait make I hustle small come comot dem abeg, dem too dear to me

Hadjiya abeg swerve fine, na una una o, we must suffer am together, if rat follow lizard enter water how body go be the 2 of them after 2 hours..

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Na so I just dey laff outside with towel wey I tie until my neighbor tell me say some like yellow water wey ugu dey inside dey come down from my leg

D**k reduction Therapy (DRT) is the answer, abeg no kill person pikin o

Which particular geopolitical zone e happen sef

I just say make I pass, still ask una say how market nau?

Groom to be, you fine o and your Iyawo make sense too but ah swear you too dey photochronicle..

You be like person wey dey sell sandpaper.. No offense bruh one love..

*if you try quote me I go chop one of your ear comot

I think say Wizkid follow for Eko carol Singers??

Na question I just dey ask o, if na you mumu pass abeg quote me..

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa

GLeesMODEL:
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Nice one OP and korê condemned oil to him elbow

Abeg you say dem dey prepare you for all exams abi?

Shey dem fit tutor me on the things wey I go answer SARS as I dey plan to fall in Obodo Naija cos I know say o go jam dem... Sure sûre

Automotive1:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BdGWPrfy20

Japan is one of the world’s most civilized societies, a country where no one and nothing is above the law, no exceptions. Even the most minor of driving offenses like the one that got the driver of this orange Lamborghini into trouble aren’t left to slide.

It all started when the driver of an orange Lamborghini Huracan ran a red light and was seen by a patrol Officer , who was patrolling the area on a bicycle. 

Without thinking twice, the officer proceeds to chase the traffic code violator, and miraculously catches up with the 610-horsepower supercar shortly after, pulling it over. 

The driver submits, and in another unexpected turn of events, the patrol officer kneels down so that he can talk to the driver at eye level.

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From this position, the patrol cop proceeds to write a ticket, after which the two went their separate ways, and everyone lives happily ever after.

If you thought that it’s strange for the Huracan driver not to resist getting a ticket, don’t forget that politeness is an integral part of Japanese culture, and it’s utmost important to be humble when caught in the wrong.

Do you think the Nigerian police and traffic officers can show these kind of politeness and respect to the citizenry?

Source https://autojosh.com/watch-japanese-police-officer-bicycle-chase-pull-lamborghini-huracan/

No 1, no working traffic light for Naija

No 2, we olopà em no dey drive bicycle, shey dah one chop craze ni

No 3, which one wan Kneel down for you, SARS, RRS, MOPOL, JTF, ANTI ROBBERY ABI NA ANTI CULTISM?

NO 4, if you na you shey you go stop ?

No 5, abeg which ticket dem wan give you for Naija?

With the above mentioned points just carry your mind reason wetin you go pass tru and no forget say na Lamborghini you dey drive o,..

Am outta here biko

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa together with alligator pepper and kulikuli

Why dis PA dey always no dey too correct for dressing sef

I no tlk o

2 baba shey na you dey write that thing abi na your PA, when e start now you go take off, swerve well abeg

Chai, motherhood no be small thing o, e no easy to be mama ọ, she's willing to kapus just cos of 5k, perhaps that's all in all or maybe that's all she hopes on to take care of the family .


To all you real mothers out there may God daily bless your Hustles and struggles, kudos to you all I will always celebrate you, Good health

Trustme2:
Her eggs and your sperm. Oya pay for the enlightenment

You too much joor

I don shift oya come sidon follow me sip this my dogonyaro and aki awusa together with alligator pepper and kulikuli..

Make you follow me see say na 2019 January be Dis

Holy Blood of Ezekiel, waris dis nau , mgbidi Jericho has indeed fallen.

*sips dogonyaro and aki awusa together with alligator pepper and kulikuli

adetayo234:
Don't forget that osinbajo may need to be on the move most times. He may also need to have his phone with him always and may find himself in a place where charging phone via main supply may not be convenient. So, he would need to have something like power bank close by.

And don't tell me you believe that aso rock won't have electricity!

True, but he isn't supposed to show it off this way, my bruh as for the power supply *Mawu(GOD)* the power supply in asọ rock is epileptic, you won't be believe me like i once did until I was opportuned someday to see it MY VERY SELF then you'll confirm, I can authoritatively tell you this, am à Nigerian, though elsewhere but I saw all these myself when I was around