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Na only 3 I witness sha though the 1st one neva die finish but e been dey very very scarce

Nice one OP
But wait o OP, all these animals wey you post so no reach me for transparency....

I transparent pass glass sef.... If you think say I Dey lie go ask my mother...

I transparent sotey you no go know they difference between my Belle and my back

Abeg o my people, na wia I fit buy 6 years old lion, I wan use am as pet... After I buy am then I go buy antelope..

Nice post OP, anyways sha mke I park for this lane in case we grace front-page.. .

Follow her go see the engineer, tell the engineer say una wan sell the HTC phone wey him hold so that una go take the money buy screen for the other phone,

Then just leave am, begin dey observe her reaction, if she do whiimmmmm, tell her for her ear say "nkita liforu gi nsi dia" Thank me later...
Wetin we be friends for kwanu

Abeg o polich no be person friend o, na when you enter their van you go know say tribal mark and tattoo dey different

Make una tell am say no need for the write up cos pipo go still park there, if him wan pursue pipo from parking there once and for all MAKE HIM COME MAKE I GIVE AM MY PISHURE, ah swear no body go try near that gate again Lailai to Lailai...
Make una thank me later

Came:
Make dem pity dat wall paint am,if not for anything for this Xmas way dey come ... Hmmmmmm.....

Abeg you too much, your eyes dey penetrate clothes, gboza for you

Collenshy2020:
BiG congrats O.p, your babe nah d definition of portability, may oluwa strengthen her to be a virtous woman and you a caring and super motivating husband, AMIN.

Buh U take style stingy o.


Where's the venue n date, abi U noh go cook Rice?

Haba bros you sef stingy pass the OP sef o, so you dey expect to eat rice for this recession, OP say na Zobo and Kunu him wan serve that day..

ScienceWatch:
Pastors run churches as their own private business while TB Joshua don’t even own a bank account.

Prophet TB Joshua is today, father to the fatherless, mother to the motherless, friend to the friendless, always giving because Jesus said, “It is more blessed to give than to receive.

Sadly, the gap between the so-called religious accusers and the Holy Prophet TB Joshua is ever widening as many leading pastors in the world are becoming more embroiled in the pursuit of money and material gain than the essence of Christ’s gospel and work. Kingdom business seems more like worldly business, with pastors making headlines for expensive acquisitions, lavish living and political speeches as opposed to solving problems, meeting needs and changing lives.

Ilobi Austin, a catholic in faith, wrote, “While God is ordering the Holy Prophet (T.B. Joshua’s) counterparts to acquire more automobiles and in some cases, private jets with cost in the billion bracket, the same God is asking the Holy Prophet TB Joshua to love humanity like himself and consequently, improve their earthly and heavenly fortunes.

Prophet TB Joshua is today, father to the fatherless, mother to the motherless, friend to the friendless and government to the government-less. Little wonder then, that the good Lord magnanimously found him worthy for the arduous task of delivering his people from the vice grip of the devil. Such powers in the hands of such ministers, who have made the criticism of his ministries their pastime, would have seen deliverance going to the highest bidders.”
Investigations reveal that TB Joshua don’t even own a bank account. He simply gives away freely.

Isiorai, lemme be sipping my zugbo and be watching you as you be talking, inukwa... .

uzuede4:
You know wetin you dey talk so? You know wetin you dey talk so?

Yes auntie I know, all no be pre-wedding pishure??

Abeg who tissue paper, I wan shit abeg

Na lie o, na Buhari go win this election..

Abeg I dey find better photographer cos my own pre-wedding pics go be inside suckaway...

Yeyebrities

Abeg the iPhone 7 get swimming pool?
CanalPlus
AC
I go buy am if e get all these features
If not make dem wait I Dey come, make I go toilet

Abeg if you get low battery, kuku use that opportunity carry your charger gum body cos I hear say the Eclipse Dey very powerful, maybe even fit charge phone...

Just an advice from a Bruh

abokibuhari:
the only sensible comment you have made for like ages...

KIKIKIKI Kikikikikikikikakakakakakaka Kikikiki Kikikikikikikikakakakakakaka
Na your bad mouth go put you for wahala

Oh God my love for you be like Corruption in Nigeria e no go eva fit END..

KIKIKIKI

The terminally ill man who is set to become the world’s first head transplant recipient says more details about his extraordinary surgery will be revealed next month.


Valery Spiridonov, a computer scientist from Russia, is set to undergo the risky procedure next year.

The 31-year-old who is wheelchair reliant due to a muscle-wasting disease, announced he is ready to put his trust in controversial surgeon Dr Sergio Canavero who claims he can cut off his head and attach it to a healthy body.

Neither the exact date or location have been chosen yet, but the world first procedure is aimed to take
place in December 2017.

Speaking at a press conference, Valery said his Italian surgeon – dubbed Dr Frankenstein – will reveal more soon.
Mr Spiridonov said:

‘I continue the dialogue with Mr Canavero, we exchange information and as far as I know, he is preparing a portion of news this September.’


Severely handicapped, Mr Spiridonov received worldwide coverage when he volunteered as a guinea pig for the operation.

He suffers from Werdnig-Hoffman, also known as spinal muscular atrophy, which can result in problems moving, breathing and swallowing.

Most people with the disease die within the first few years of life, but he is among the 10 per cent who survive into adulthood.

With his condition worsening every day, he previously told the MailOnline that he wants the chance of having a new body before his disease kills him.


He claimed his family fully support his decision to be the first human to undergo such surgery and said:

‘If you want something to be done, you need to participate in it.
‘I do understand the risks of such surgery. They are multiple.
‘We can’t even imagine what exactly can go wrong. I’m afraid that I wouldn’t live long enough to see it happen to someone else.’

The new body would come from a transplant donor who is classified brain dead but otherwise healthy.

Dr Canavero has named the procedure HEAVEN, which is an acronym for head anastomosis venture. Anastomosis involves the surgical connecting of two parts.

The cost of the 36-hour operation, which could only be performed in one of the world’s most advanced operating theatres, has been estimated to cost £14 million.
And he insists all of the necessary techniques to transplant a head onto a donor body already exist.


Both donor and patient would have their head severed from their spinal cord at the same time, using an ultra-sharp blade to give a clean cut.

The patient’s head would then be placed onto the donor’s body and attached using what Dr Canavero calls his ‘magic ingredient’ – a glue-like substance called polyethylene glycol – to fuse the two ends of the spinal cord together.
The muscles and blood supply would be stitched up, before the patient is put into a coma for four weeks to stop them from moving while the head and body heal together.

When they wake the patient should be able to move, feel their face and even speak with the same voice.

Powerful immunosuppressant drugs should stop the new body from being rejected.

Critics say Dr Canavero has simplified the difficulties involved in reattaching a spinal cord and said his plans are ‘pure fantasy’.

But if the operation is successful, the pioneering procedure could give new hope to thousands of paralysed and disabled people.

The first monkey head transplant was performed 45 years ago and a basic operation on a mouse was carried out in China recently.

Dr Robert White transplanted the head of one monkey onto the body of another at the Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine.

The monkey died after eight days because the body rejected the head.
The monkey was unable to breathe on its own. The animal could not move because the spinal cord were not connected...

GlorifiedTunde:


The problem with Kemi is she can never recover.

She has terribly defamed the.man of God so much that God has visited her with an insanity she will never be aware of.

So if you're hoping she'll change for.the better, you're wasting your time.

She's gone, God has wasted her already. She's just a walking dead.

And as for many others who make it a point of duty to speak against men of God, just observe Kemi Olunloyo to see what will become of you, that's if God decides to leave you alive.

Mr Man close that gutter you call mouth and cut off those Spaghetti sticks you call fingers that you used in typing these poo here, are you saying the guidance and guidelines (qualities) stated out in the Bible for one desiring to get married should be abhorred simply cos of what your so called man on God told you??
Indeed religion is doing we Africans (especially Nigerians) more harm than good, simply peruse through the trash you typed once more and ask God to give you a brain, cos all I can see that you have is Simply Akamu(ôgi) instead of brain..

I really feel like giving you a reset Slap for this jargons you spewed....

barackodam:
Amalbert




Please please and please, i need your help,come and vote iamkingzlee as the next mr Nairaland before 6pm here


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No wahala I dey come, make I baff

Best Keyboard for Samsung Galaxy S6 ah swear down, I love am die...

Abeg make dem resolve am fast fast o, Johnson and Johnsonn no get the same meaning o

OP I initially thought you were joking but after seeing from your profile that your Moniker was created today I have no other option than to believe you...

Well first the deed is done, so no need of crying over a spilled milk, my advice is this, for now lay low until you hear the Subject being raised or till your boss confronts you about it, since you're sure no Cams and Vids were involved just lock up for now, when you see am don't even act strange or feel awkward, they're men and I think they would reason and act like men on this issue, and please as an advice, please and please try not to jeopardise your sensitive position with Making out Issues again try to get a hold of yourself and Control your Burge before you'll cry more than you've laughed... Don't worry Sir you'll scale through..

Abeg ah get B2 for Economics and I get like 7 Policies wey I wan sell, interested buyers please pm me, please pass this message to bubu while the stock lasts

Abeg o, ah dey sell Lucifer pure water and Lucifer Groundnut, so make una come buy am, e dey sweet well well with Lucifer biscuits...

Reference:
That is a good development. Come back and make the stuff they purchase from there over here. We can no longer support the Togolese economy at our expense. We are not Saudi Arabia. Why should we help you there in Togo. Why. Every damn country in the world makes a living at our expense. Do we have a trade surplus with any country, no. Every other nation is getting rich at our expense, and we should continue like this?

My brother shey you think say I happy as I dey anoda country dey do my business, na Okirika Bales I dey sell, Nigeria Economy no gree see am as better business na, for Togo here dona Legit and Legal business and I like am, so try tell you government make dem raise the embargo on Okrika...

Empero1:
Step aside. Since when did cfa's now gain weight more than naira, to the extend of exchanging 1k naira for 916 cfa ... parallel market or not. In fact, before close of office today, we exchanged 1k cfa for 650 naira. And this happened to be worst it has gotten to.

At xe currency, it's still even 2 cfa to 1 naira... and this happen to be its worst slide against cfa, too.

Brother man forget about parallel market and XE currency converter, am telling you of what my I changed from Eco Bank yesterday being 22/07/2016

Empero1:
You can lie oh!

Which 1 is I can lie oh Eco Bank changed 1k naira to 916 cfa today and you're saying am lying, I dont like it when you argue something you know nothing about...

Oya how much is exchange rate today

Please FG help us here in Togo, Imagine I changed Naira today only to see that exchange rate now goes for 916 cfa to 1000 naira, please nau you people should help us, Nigerians hardly comes to Togo nowadays to purchase goods cos of the exchange rate... Please help o

Bros gimme spaghetti #50, Rice #25, Beans #120, Mosquito Liver #125, Kpomo #60, Snake Meat #300, Yam #70, Marcaroni #15, then with one bag of Pure Water,..

Quick quick I dey hurry abeg no forget to tell me where toilet dey o.. ..

One thing Must kill a man

Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/fashola-usman-kachikwu-7-nigerians-who-can-upturn-imfs-depressing-gdp-forecast

Abeg na which Ministry NIGER DELTA AVENGERS dey oversee, cos na only Ministers full for your List...

MyQuestionThough