₦airaland Forum

NwaNimo1:
Lol.....this virus is really targeting the cabal!

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Like your meme.

Please God have mercy on them

Did he study naiaralogy.

Economics

He is not even talking about feeding the masses, rather he is talking about naira note for him self.selfish

I have even see money buy sanitizer.

Tonto thanks jari

Na bleach and detol I dey use

Me self.

I have donated 2million to federal govt

topsquino:
I've been on this platform since 2007. Thank you Seun for Nairaland.

I feel this is the right time to give back to the community.

I'm doing a 1 MILLION NAIRA giveaway today by 6pm

Please check my post today 6pm so that you won't miss out.

You can also check my profile to confirm my credibility.

I clean like slate and gentle like dove.

Wey the money?

I hope is not Nigerian Invisible COVID 19 donations

Bollywood, NOLLYWOOD.
FILM PRODUCERS KNOW BETTER


BRINGING TWO DIFFERENT SCENARIOS TO MAKE ONE.



I HAIL UNA OO

This should be at every corner

Bobbyfreshh:
1)the USA has tested more patients than any other country

2)the communist regime of China has far more cases and deaths than the figures released my the state controlled media

3)take a break and think about our own problems .....and the whereabouts of your president

And our own is just starting o

Does it mean that some people were not healed and discharged?

No number of healed patients

tajualesh:
This is the current picture of President Buhari with the Donors.

Another bomb.

Original doctored PICTURE

NO FACE MASK NO , NO DISTANCING

NO HAND GLOVE.
IN this CURRENT CRISIS

He should impose curfew.

I still can see people hanging at different drinking joints

BigJoe19:
This is what makes me think women are more wicked than men, a man will cheat and still live peacefully with his wife but once a woman start cheating she will start thinking of how to eliminate her husband.

There s nothing like living peaceful.

An adulterers home can never be peaceful.it can only be peaceful, ifThe woman can pretend to be happy If she is not financially independent.

Goodgod213:
In the midst of corona landlord is still penetrating

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady

Same applicable to some men.

Some men/husband are chronic adulterers

If I'm the landlords wife, I will be happy that someone has taken my emmotional trauma away.

Denique:
What has "Our Darling Daddy President" done again?

From Doctored Waec result

To Doctored INEC result

To Doctored speech

To Doctored Picture

What has Buhari not Doctored in this life

Let me wait for the elders...

You people should leave this man alone.

Somebody cannot doctor in Peace again

sLentlover7778:
Bush meat has finally catch the hunter..

You see the lies eh?

Ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhha

tamonokare:
Get well. Meanwhile some people don create USSD code to take thief money from Nigerians in the name of tithe.

Na waoh

Goodgod213:
My sympathies and Best regards goes to Boris who gave us extra two years to look for job after studying in UK. Boris na better person

If na one baba, I pray he catches it, infact his whole family down to the one that is using mtn simcard

skedman:
Who tested him and where was he tested.it is the responsibility of the Lagos State government to take care of him and that is why the different centres were built including in the national stadium
Sahara reporter you are so irresponsible how can you have this information and you did not take this up rather than reporting after the deed has been done .he might have contact with one of your staff

Our rich men are pumping money for them to share.

Any man any woman that will pocket 1 kobo that these good Nigerian s has donated for this course.

Let this CORONA ViRUs wipe him/her and their generation

Homeboiy:
Nigeria and France, which one safe pass?

Mchew.

Don't mind them

Let them allow AIT to cover the report

MelesZenawi:
All land borders should be closed as soon as possible.

All movement halted.

The thing don already entet

RaptObserver:
Wow! Obviously the thing spreads mysteriously. There re other ways it spreads which has not been mentioned. That is why staying at home remains the safest preventive measure for now. It is reported that an infected person infects 2/3 persons on the average. Mallam Kyari infected three of his staff, Governor Muhammed has infected 2 ppl so far, Atiku's son infected Governor Muhammed and most likely one other undetected person who is busy infecting others now. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a huge crisis on our hands. Right now Nigeria is like a headless chicken because the Captain Abba Kyari is sick and Buhari who has never been in charge is no where to be found. You can see why the FG is not making any pronouncement like the states so far.

Jonathan is 100℅ better

[quote author=seunmsg post=87790947]We need to scale up the rate of testing. We cannot contain the virus without massive testing of people who have had direct or indirect contacts with those that have tested positive. Ordinary folks are not being tested until they start showing serious symptoms while governors and political aides who have not shown symptoms are given priority and tested immediately.[/quote


Yes , let there be mass testing.

But I would not allow them to use kits from China on me biko]

Ezmans:
countries are fumigating there roads, airport,seaport, parks & gardens zoos are fumigating office

Can you imagine

They go fumigate, they go tire
They think say dey stubborn
Corona virus stubborn pass them.

This global corona virus pandemic has taught me to acknowledge and respect God more.

It has also taught me to live each moment as if its my last moment.

Not good to borrow into your future, eg loan.

It has also taught me to be me.

It has taught me that God can make and can also bring down.

To have an untouchable savings.

Don't hope or trust in anything thing, because nature can change it for you.

It has taught me not to trust anybody, any knowledge, except God


It has also taught me that as time goes on church may not be necessary except our relationship with God


It has taught me that it is necessary to train your body, spirit, soul and body.

Also to forgive people and help them

That God has power to subdue anything, and to humble people, eg. Trump and some chronic night crawlers , bihari and his God father.


It really taught me that that there is a greater power above all earth

[quote author=olumidedvd post=87785365]Buhari is a joke. Ko le work... The money Atiku gave us, the FG did not bother to talk on how to share it. Liar Mohammed is joking. Total lock down cannot work.[/q



They should share the money , room by room
House by house.


Shame to bihari govt.

People are hungry , you and your collegues have stock their kitchen.

fergie006:
https://punchng.com/breaking-coronavirus-presidency-begins-fumigation-of-buharis-offices-others/

They go funmigate , they go tire.
They think say they sturbon ,
Corona virus sturbborn pass them

Kama.

175:
No atom of fear at all. Gimba we've a constitution naaa.

Ode!

They know that something is going wrong

ifykris22:
10k ?? What will that do for 1 person in this country not to talk of an entire household...

This country some household are up to 20 and you call that what??
US dey give Dem citizens $1000k you no even say give household $100 sef Metweewww

But at least it will go along way.

They should pay this money .

House by house