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There's no big deal.
Some of them are really cool.

the shame to u

i spent my xmas in los angeles with my wonderful family

no i wunt

kul 4 clemcy!
Wats up?

Clemcykul,who u de kol newbie?

Gabie, u do well
showbobo,i think i owe u.

That flower na remix of ur grand mama own o!

If you didn’t get any of the answers then u need a mind scrub…
Have a great day.


A Primary three teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for Primary three. My sister is in Primary six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary six too!"

The Teacher had enough. She took the boy to the Headmaster's office.

While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Headmaster what the situation was. The Headmaster told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to Primary three and behave. She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Headmaster: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Headmaster: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the Headmaster thought a Primary three pupil should know. The Headmaster looked at the teacher and told her, "I think the boy can go to Primary six."

The teacher said to the Headmaster, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The Headmaster and the boy both agreed.

The teacher asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Boy: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Headmaster was looking restless, a bit tensed.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Fire truck

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.

Boy: Fork

Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than in others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy: Surname

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

Boy: HEART.

The Headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest

A stitch in time, dey prevent further tear tear.

Birds of the same feather, na the same mama born dem.

One good turn, na correct power steering be that.

A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.

Half bread, is better than buns.

Journey of a thousand miles, Ol'boy carry your car go o

He who laughs last, na mumu. Why im no catch the joke the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?

The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.

All work and no play, Na banker be dat

All play and no work, Abeg na real life be dat. afterall u no see
as u dey happy wen dem declare holiday.

e make sense abi?

Clemcykul, u are hot o!

I hear u!

Love is a decision.
you are in love the moment u decide to love.

If u are not intoducing urself, u are wrong!

Congrats.I'm happy for u.

U are the Bomb!
Will realy appreciate it if u send it to me.
My e-mail is juliaanny@yahoo.com.
Thanx and keep up the good spirit.

U try no b small.

There's actually alot to be scared of wen it comes to nuclear waste.
Gues we stil have a long way to go.
Lets keep praying for our country cos it has alot to do with us.

Hm,

Any sept 16th in the house?

Topup and Abasifo u guys are good.

Yeah,it does exist.
Its the best.

Are u a virgin?
Good luck!

Hmmmmmm!,

Thats serious o!
Pls don't do it
Wat kind of love is that?

Its true that it affects but the individual can overcome this and be a better person.

Its true that love is all that matters but u have to get his family to like u.
Dearie,this is very important.
Good luck!!!

Una try !

Hey! Why are u pple calling him gay?
No mind them jare,
U are the bomb!Those tips are hot and real.

Saying I DO! is a very sensitive issue so, alot of things have to be put in place first.
Compactibility,Religion,family,tribe and a whole lot more are really important to run a peaceful home.

[i]U are all right.
For me o, i dont think any man is worth a fight.