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FamilyRe: My Elder Brother's Wife Is So Rude. by AmazingELixir: 10:21am On Jan 18, 2022
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Op una dey try oo....I can't even imagine myself going to live with a married relative no matter how close under thesame roof.

Way back When my elder brother completed his house and moved in with his wife and two kids then the wife's sisters visits regularly they spend some days atimes weeks ....there was nothing my brother did not beg me with to come and stay with him....Omo I refused oo, I'd rather stay in my father's house and receive insults than have anybody look down on me...the wife even joined him to ask me to come...I blunt told them No.

Before you know it...you'll be hearing can't you clean this house...please gaan wash the plates, you're just lazy and all that crap...make I dey my papa house dey wash my mama pot, I'm not about pleasing anybody to be addressed a good boy.
PoliticsRe: "Banditry Will End Soon: An Optimistic Response To Matawalle’s Prophesy" by AmazingELixir: 9:53am On Jan 18, 2022
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Diswan that banditary will outlive his administration.

" He was quoted in the briefing in view to have said that his infamous peace accord with the bandits yielded result for nine months until opposition politicians convinced the bandits to back out."

Which of the opposition politicians this time.....I'm guessing the referenced opposition transformed from APC to PDP since he also transitioned.

Meanwhile Op why is your heading and the body of your post behaving like farmers and herdsmen.
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Marks 7th Wedding Anniversary On Husband’s Birthday (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:50am On Jan 18, 2022
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This lady and Mercy Johnson just dey live their lives jejely with little or no scandals at all..well done to them.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria To Launch Second Satellite Into Orbit by AmazingELixir: 9:49am On Jan 18, 2022
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The only satellite Nigeria needs now is the one capable of tracking terrorists and bandits ofcourse not forget bullion vans movement to private residents especially days to election.
PoliticsRe: Joy As Sanity Gradually Returns To Lagos Ports by AmazingELixir: 8:52am On Jan 18, 2022
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I can stake Slowimirr and shrunken balls that 98.99% of those that open this thread will jump and pass without reading it..
CrimeRe: Odili’s House Invaders Had Wrong Address On Search Warrant - Police by AmazingELixir: 8:20am On Jan 18, 2022
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Nigerians generally don't like reading....See comments above, that is how they propagate fake news.

Puah#
PoliticsRe: Bandits Targeting And Killing Our Male Children In Zamfara Worrisome – Rep Gumi by AmazingELixir: 11:37am On Jan 17, 2022
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Meanwhile Buni says they now sleep with joy eyes closed....These pipu ehnn...they haven't learnt anything
PoliticsRe: Kano Crowd To Tinubu: You Are Our Next President by AmazingELixir: 11:23am On Jan 17, 2022
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We shall see
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Asaba Is Taking Over The Economy Of The East by AmazingELixir:
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Does that explain why the ancient art of Olosory is at all time high in that city.


Somuch fvck girls and boys in that city coupled with crest high yahoozee business.
CelebritiesRe: Sunmbo Adeoye Goes On Beach Trip With Her Husband (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 8:29am On Jan 17, 2022
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Op yamad somebody's wife you're still addressing as that fvck boy's baby mama.

Children of these days sef..
PoliticsRe: PDP Governors Arrive Port Harcourt, Receive Warm Welcome By Gov. Wike (photos) by AmazingELixir: 8:19am On Jan 17, 2022
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And they allowed Buhari into their meeting.....so Wike and his colleagues doesn't know that Bubu is watching from that picture on the wall.
EducationRe: 19-Year-Old Virgin Graduates From Taraba State University As She Celebrates (Pix by AmazingELixir: 8:11am On Jan 17, 2022
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What fvckery is this...must her sexuality or lack of it be introduced to buttress or rub off on her accomplishment...these are the issues women must fight against in an increasingly gender suppressive society.
PoliticsRe: Jewel Cianeh Visits Yahaya Bello: Says Bello is the type of Leader Africa Needs by AmazingELixir: 8:08am On Jan 17, 2022
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Lolzz a state governor receiving a visiting foreign dignitary not in his state but Abuja residence.

This is funny...how are we sure they're not dating.
FoodRe: Bobrisky Shows Off The Sumptuous Meal He Cooked For His Lover (video) by AmazingELixir: 5:30pm On Jan 16, 2022
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OP Why call caller her he when she is a her
FamilyRe: You Met Your Wife Like THIS.. What Would You Do?? by AmazingELixir: 4:28pm On Jan 16, 2022
Anigreat:
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I will received the message she's trying to pass immediately. That I am not performing my husband's duty in the bed, also that I am not giving her the needed satisfaction. As such, i will immediately grabbed her and smash/pulverized that wonderful pussy of hers to smithereens ..that she moan and gasped for breath. I will so do things to that her pussy.

I can even take the cucumber and sellotaped it to my dicck and put the both at once inside that amazing wetty pinkish hole of her honey pot.
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Yamad
PoliticsRe: Buhari Okays Military Operation Against Bandits In Niger State by AmazingELixir: 2:02pm On Jan 16, 2022
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The mannique
CelebritiesRe: Ruth Kadiri To Ladies: Stop Trying To Replace Your Ex After Break Up by AmazingELixir:
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Forget all those things you guys are saying ooh.....some Exes were never supposed to be in past, things happen and ways are parted not by deliberate intention but by circumstances.

I've got one such ex and whenever she calls ,she'll be like B.... anyday or anywhere I see you I'll fvck you...she'll always say she can never bring herself to love any man the way she loves me...

Me and dawan lived like man and wife during our service year.
PoliticsRe: Barayan Bauchi & Education Minister, Adamu Visit Tinubu In Abuja by AmazingELixir: 11:29am On Jan 16, 2022
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Useless old cargoes
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Young Bola Tinubu In Suit by AmazingELixir: 8:28pm On Jan 15, 2022
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Still doesn't change the fact he will fail woefully in this his latest ill advised endeavour.
CrimeRe: DPO Owns Illegal Refinery In Rivers, Says Wike by AmazingELixir(op): 8:57am On Jan 15, 2022
Abfinest007:
Wike the money man .he place money on everything
That's the ultimate motivation.. grin
PoliticsRe: Kanuri Origins Of The Tinubu Family - Farooq Kperogi by AmazingELixir: 8:37am On Jan 15, 2022
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Nobody is interested, the man is a damned T_I_F
CrimeRe: DPO Owns Illegal Refinery In Rivers, Says Wike by AmazingELixir(op):
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@lalasticlala come and see oo
CrimeDPO Owns Illegal Refinery In Rivers, Says Wike by AmazingELixir(op): 8:33am On Jan 15, 2022
....gives LG chairmen 48 hours to identify operators

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, has issued a 48-hour ultimatum to the 23 local government chairmen to provide a comprehensive list of illegal refineries and their operators within their jurisdiction.

Wike gave the ultimatum at a meeting with the council chairmen and heads of the Nigerian  Army, Nigerian Air force,  Nigerian Navy, Nigerian Police, the Directorate of State Service and the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps at Government House on Friday.

The governor challenged the council chairmen to prove they were not complicit in the noxious business that had continued to threaten the health of Rivers people and the national economy.

The governor stated that as a responsible government, it would be unwise for them to fold their hands and do nothing to safeguard residents of the state from the death forced upon them by criminally-minded operators of artisanal refineries.

Special Assistant to the Governor on Media, Kelvin Ebiri, stated this in a statement released to journalists in Port Harcourt.

“Now, every council chairman must go and identify where illegal refineries are taking place. If you identify one, you get N2m. So, go and identify as many as you can.

“I will pay N2m for each one. And I am going to fight against this. Our people are dying and we owe our people the responsibility to protect them, to save them from death they never caused.

“So, you must, and you’re given 48 hours to go and identify all illegal refineries sites, and those who are in charge of them,” Wike stated.

The governor emphasised that any of the council chairmen who was afraid to join in the fight against the criminals operating the illegal refineries should be ready to resign.

Wike, however, frowned on security agencies for the role some of their personnel had played in aiding and providing cover for the operators of the illegal refineries in the state.

The governor urged the State Police Commissioner, Eboka Friday, to redeploy out of the state a particular DPO in Emohua Local Government Area operating an illegal refinery in the area.

“It’s unfortunate for this country how security people will be involved in illegal bunkering. I can’t believe it. Mr. CP,  I thank you for transferring the DPO in Rumuji, who owns a refinery. But the man must leave here, not transferred. He must leave this state.

“I can’t be governor here and security man owns an illegal refinery. No, it is not possible…the man has to go. Take him to wherever they allow bunkering,” Wike stated.

Governor Wike directed the CP to immediately arrest  Chief W. J. Wocha, Fubara Ohaka, and chief Promise Ezekwe, who have been fingered for operating illegal refineries deep inside the forest of Ibaa community in Emohua Local Government Area.

The governor further urged Commandant of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, Rivers State command, to immediately transfer its personnel in charge of vandalization of pipelines in the State.

“Transfer the man, and tell him to leave. He is a complete saboteur. I mean, how can security men be the one involved in this. What kind of country are we?”

https://punchng.com/dpo-owns-illegal-refinery-in-rivers-says-wike/

CrimeRe: Police Officers Mistakenly Record Themselves After Extortion In Delta by AmazingELixir: 9:34pm On Jan 14, 2022
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See em kanda lips.....villagers don remember him papa name.
PoliticsRe: Khadijah Okunnu-Lamidi Declares Interest In Presidential Race by AmazingELixir: 9:28pm On Jan 14, 2022
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I rather waste my vote on diswan than give it to the brown toothed okpolo eyed and bullion van thieving burdillonian drug lord.
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Attacks Nigerian Army University, Biu. Kills Two Employees (Video) by AmazingELixir: 7:56pm On Jan 14, 2022
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Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Arrests, Dismantles Revil Hacking Group At US Request by AmazingELixir: 5:31pm On Jan 14, 2022
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TravelRe: Mother Forgets Her Baby In A Commercial Bus After Alighting In Imo (video) by AmazingELixir: 3:42pm On Jan 14, 2022
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Chineke meee ey!!! ....which kind ear person go carry hear diswan.
CelebritiesRe: Ibinabo Fiberesima Celebrates Her 51st Birthday (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 5:25pm On Jan 13, 2022
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Chai black soot oooo....see as the fence don discolour finish...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Commissions New Vehicles, Gadgets Donated To The Police by AmazingELixir: 4:48pm On Jan 13, 2022
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So these are the nonsense this man left Abuja to come and commission.....What Ogun state needs the most are roads.
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Used Baby Diapers & Sanitary Pads In Rivers Community by AmazingELixir: 4:31pm On Jan 13, 2022
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And the reason why he is still looking fresh is what....?
TravelRe: Railway Workers Attempt To Quench Fire On Train Using Leaves In Delta (video) by AmazingELixir: 3:23pm On Jan 13, 2022
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Some officials have embezzled the monies earmarked for the extinguishers.....and these same people if you owe their pension for just a month...they bring down heaven to earth

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