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Christianity EtcRe: True Story About Ghanaian Pastor Bathing Church Members During Crossover Night by AmazingELixir: 5:30pm On Jan 04, 2022
huh
CelebritiesRe: Black Soot: Hilda Dokubo Cries Out About The Pollution In Port Harcourt (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 5:14pm On Jan 04, 2022
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Why are some parts of the big toes looking boobs on the body of the owner.


Please no quoting ....
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Construction Of 2.5Km Kanti Kwara Flyover, Kano State by AmazingELixir: 11:13am On Jan 04, 2022
Arrewa Hisbah...
PoliticsRe: Wike Critic Buhari For Signing Padded Budget But Refuse Assent To Electoral Bill by AmazingELixir: 7:16am On Jan 04, 2022
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RomanceRe: My Friend Wants To Come To My Parents House With His Girlfriend To Have Sex. by AmazingELixir: 10:07am On Jan 03, 2022
AmancalledGod:
Good morning friend's, please i really need an urgent answer to this, thou for now I'm still staying with my people (parent's) pls is it proper for a friend to carry a woman to your parent's house to sleep over obviously to have sex with the girl, when your parent's is not around. He has be begging me to allow him come over with the girl.

I have agreed shaa, but I'm still thinking of it if i could have a change of mind.
Op tell us the truth have you slept with any girl in that same house before....if yes grant your friend full and unfettered access to grind his grind......and if no better call him back and tell him to go fvck himself.

By the way why are you asking for our opinion when you've already consented to his request...I think it is shear hypocrisy to deny your friend access on the ground of disrespect when you yourself have been galloping under thesame roof.
EducationRe: Sylvester Oromoni: Autopsy Report Exonerates House Master, Others From Murder by AmazingELixir: 10:01am On Jan 03, 2022
kiss


What fvckery is this
CelebritiesRe: Teni Was Almost Kidnapped While Performing On Stage In Rivers State: Video by AmazingELixir: 9:13am On Jan 03, 2022
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Op yamad....so you think those bodyguards can foil a kidnap attempt when the military are helpless.
PoliticsRe: Ngige: I Rejected Money To Accept Uba’s Victory In APC Primary by AmazingELixir: 8:41am On Jan 03, 2022
undecided



But why is this Andy Uba so dubious.
SportsRe: Photos From Super Eagles Second Training Session Ahead Of AFCON by AmazingELixir: 8:24am On Jan 03, 2022
lipsrsealed

Who are all these players...can hardly recognise any, and why is Okocha and Kanu not on the list of invited players.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari's Failure To Supervise Military Activities Is Affecting Terror War by AmazingELixir: 8:14am On Jan 03, 2022
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

However, I think the president is limited by age, health and other factors. I remember he once said that old age will limit his perfor­mance”.

....And yet again another old crook desperately want thesame position.
TravelRe: Passenger Collapses At Abuja Airport (Video) by AmazingELixir: 11:20pm On Jan 02, 2022
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That is how everything about Buhari rolls....if you check the budget of the ministry of aviation you see very huge sums appropriated to airport emergency care every year with nothing to show for it just like the Aso rock clinic.


And yet some blasted idi.ots will come here to sing his praises
PoliticsRe: Joke Sanwo-Olu Welcomes First Babies Of The Year In Three Lagos Hospitals by AmazingELixir: 4:11pm On Jan 02, 2022
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The mother is pretty.......now where is the sharp shooter.

If my calculations are on point...by the first week of April 2021, while we were here on Nairaland posting , commenting and arguing away...a certain prolific striker was pounding away behind closed door, the result of which is now in the Open domain witnessed ofcourse by Pontus's firstlady.
CrimeRe: Police Rescue 21 Kidnapped Islamiyya School Pupils, 2 Female Adults In Zamfara by AmazingELixir: 4:09pm On Jan 02, 2022
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Rescue indeed.....ain't these children of bandits.
PoliticsRe: Fire Guts Port Harcourt Refinery Section On New Year’s Day by AmazingELixir: 3:56pm On Jan 02, 2022
shocked
CelebritiesRe: Nengi’s Fans Gift Her ₦10M, Other Items On Her Birthday (Video) by AmazingELixir: 3:51pm On Jan 02, 2022
grin


They are busy gifting an already comfortable Nengi N10m while an MOG asking for a common phone and Car is being addressed as entitled.
PoliticsRe: Falae: There May Be No Government In Abuja After Buhari by AmazingELixir: 11:07am On Jan 02, 2022
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Point of correction.....we don't have any in place, Nigeria is in free fall for all to see.
FamilyRe: Thank God For A Beautiful Outing To Celebrate The First Day Of The Year. Photos by AmazingELixir: 10:13am On Jan 02, 2022
cool

Better don't add toomuch weight this year....
Christianity EtcRe: First Presbyterian Church Of Bellefonte Holds Last Service by AmazingELixir: 10:03am On Jan 02, 2022
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I won't be surprised a Nigerian pastor will come and acquire this structure....
FamilyRe: My Wife Poisoned My Mother With Salt by AmazingELixir:
kiss


Op be calming down, which one is salt poisoning again....the only thing I can make out from your write up is that your wife was apparently too tired or lazy to prepare for your mom her own food and probably didn't grasp the severity of your mother's condition.

On the other hand how come your mom didn't bring to her notice the salt content in her meal when she tasted it since she relates with your wife very well.

Op just go back home to your family and wife, she made a costly mistake which she had admitted and apologised...on your part you need to be more observant and involved in knowing what your mother takes not just providing the money.

Now Op run back home to your lovely daughters and wife and more importantly give your wife a good fvck, you both need it to calm those frayed nerves.

Shalom.
RomanceRe: Check Out My New Year Pictures, Shey I Fine? (pics) by AmazingELixir: 9:13am On Jan 02, 2022
lipsrsealed


Let me check his moniker to see if he is one of the miscreants disturbing this platform.
RomanceRe: Tattoo Around Vagina Area. Please Help! by AmazingELixir: 8:57am On Jan 02, 2022
lipsrsealed


All manner of weird stories on this platform.
PoliticsRe: Gov Ugwuanyi Hosts Ex-Enugu Lands Commissioner, Nnam by AmazingELixir: 7:55am On Jan 02, 2022
lipsrsealed


I actually think the purpose for the visit us to repair and renew his source of survival....

Politicians only make calculated moves when their survival and sustenance depends on it.
CrimeRe: I Learnt Kidnapping From Watching Zubby Michael’s Movies – Suspect Says by AmazingELixir: 4:14pm On Jan 01, 2022
Deborah98:
Laughable but guys I'm most mindful with what I watch and more especially my younger sisters. Devil easily attacks our mindset with the information been relayed to us that's why you see people contemplate whether or not to do certain things they see or hear. One thing is to hear and another thing is for devil to attack that which you hear. Be sober and vigilante,the devil your adversary walketh about like a roaring lion seeking whom to devour, disgrace,manipulate and humiliate.
Youngman leave the devil out of this..... hope when the devil charges you to court for libel you can defend yourself.
CrimeRe: I Learnt Kidnapping From Watching Zubby Michael’s Movies – Suspect Says by AmazingELixir: 4:07pm On Jan 01, 2022
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What has Zubby got to say about this nau...seem movie rating ain't enough anymore.
PoliticsNew year State-wide Broadcast Wike to tackle Soot, Sanitation, Manhole theft by AmazingELixir(op): 3:12pm On Jan 01, 2022
My dear people of Rivers State

2. As the clock ticks down and as we look forward to ushering-in the New Year 2022, this is the time to give thanks to the Almighty God for his blessings and the opportunity to look into the future with greater hope and optimism.

3. On behalf of my wife and the Government, let me thank all Rivers State citizens in particular, and Nigerians in general, for your continued love and support to our administration throughout the year 2021.

3. Indeed, we cannot thank you enough for the trust, the solidarity, the cooperation and above all, your prayers for the success of our government and the peace and progress of our State.

4. We also thank the police, the department of state security, the armed forces and the para military services for working round the clock to make and keep our dear State peaceful, safe and secure, not only in this festive season but throughout the outgoing year.

5. Indeed, there is no denying the fact that crime and criminality have been at very low rates in Rivers State and citizens felt safer and more secure in 2021 than the previous years.

6. With the cooperation of the security agencies we identified and destroyed most of the shanties that hitherto served as safe havens and hideouts for criminals, who have now been dislodged and dislocated from the State having lost the space and capacity from which they could operate with ease.

7. To consolidate on the gains of the dislodgement and dislocation exercises, and make the State even safer and more secure, we have decided to demolish all shanties and makeshift structures in identified crime hotspots in Port Harcourt Township and the Illabuchi areas of Diobu from the second week of January 2022.

8. Those rebuilding the shanties we had demolished at Eleme or attempting to resume illegal trading activities at the closed Oginigba slaughter have one week to vacate or be arrested and charged to court.

9. Additionally, we have discovered that most vacant plots or uncompleted buildings in the Old and New Government Reservation Areas (GRA) and some other parts of Port Harcourt city and Obio/Akpor Local Government Areas have been hijacked and are now inhabited by criminal elements who are daily constituting menace to public safety.

10. We have therefore decided to end this danger by taking over all such abandoned plots and uncompleted buildings and re-allocate them to citizens who are ready to develop and put them into effective occupancy.

11. In a similar vein, we have revoked the certificates of occupancy of several undeveloped plots of land in old GRA, Port Harcourt, for breaching the covenants attached thereto, which we would also re-allocate to interested members of the public for immediate development as part of the ongoing efforts to restore the entire old GRA to its pristine state of development, beauty and serenity.

12. We will also not spare those contributing to the perennial flooding challenge in parts of Port Harcourt city and Obio/Akpor Local Government Area by blocking natural water and drainage channels with illegal landfilling, reclamation of wetlands or the construction of concrete structures.

13. Consequently, we shall recover and restore all landfilled or reclaimed wetlands and demolish all structures erected on natural water channels spanning from the Eastern bypass areas up to Abana and Eleme streets in Old GRA, Port Harcourt. Only those with genuine government permits and allocation papers will be duly compensated.

14. Again, it is important to appreciate what we have done to successfully transform our capital city, Port Harcourt, to one of the most beautiful cities in Nigeria with well-paved streets, pedestrian walkways, dual carriage roads and flyovers.

15. However, the beauty of the city is being defaced by illegal and indiscriminate trading on our streets, under flyovers and other unauthorized open spaces as well as the challenges with the current largely inefficient refuse disposal system.

16. I wish to therefore remind citizens that the ban on street trading and commuting on motor cycles in Port Harcourt and Obio/Akpor Local Government Areas is still in force.

17. Consequently, I hereby direct the task force on Illegal Street trading to arrest and prosecute all those:

(i) shuttling with their motorcycles and or hawking foreign exchange along Birabi street, Hotel Presidential, GRA junction by Zenith Bank up to Tombia street; and

(ii) trading on, under and around the Rumuola junction and flyover; Rumuogba junction and flyover; as well as Rumuokoro junction and flyover.

18. Security personnel abetting illegal Street trading by collecting bribes and offering protection to street vendors are advised to desist forthwith or they would equally be made to face the wrath of the law.

19. Furthermore, we have decided to end the menace of cart-pushers who have become notorious for indiscriminate scavenging and littering of wastes on street corners and the medians of major roads and highways across the State.

20. These cart pushers and their unknown collaborators are also responsible for the recurring stealing of manhole covers, an act which endangers peoples’ lives and public safety on our roads.

21. Consequently, the State Government has placed an immediate ban on the activities of cart pushers and directs law enforcement agencies to arrest and prosecute anyone who attempts to violate this ban.

22. In addition, a taskforce would be put in place to enforce this ban while we plead with the courts in the interest of public safety and security to impose the severest of punishment under the law on any convicted manhole vandal.

23. The indiscriminate and prolonged packing of trailers and other articulated vehicles along our streets is another environmental menace we must tackle to bring sanity to our cities and living environment.

24. Consequently, I hereby direct the Chairmen of Port Harcourt, Ikwerre, Obio/Akpor, and Oyigbo Local Government Councils to within three weeks from today impound and or remove any trailer, trucks or articulated vehicle that is packed on the streets beyond 48 hours in their respective administrative jurisdictions.

25. As we all know, achieving effective environmental sanitation in cities and urban centres is a global challenge, and ours is not an exception.

26. However, we are determined to improve on our refuse disposal system by reviewing, overhauling and strengthening the legal, institutional and economic framework for a more effective delivery of sanitation services to residents.

27. I urge that you bear with us for a while and things will certainly change for the better in our refuse disposal system.

28. As an initial step towards achieving this objective, we have placed an immediate ban on the disposal of refuse on the streets or open spaces in both the old and new GRAs of Port Harcourt and Obio/Akpor Local Government Areas.

29. Every household in both old and new GRAs must therefore procure and keep approved refuse disposal bins in the front of their houses to facilitate the door-to-door collection of the wastes they generate by designated contractors.

30. We will not hesitate to revoke the certificate of occupancy of any house in these areas without a refuse disposal bin or whose occupants are caught disposing refuse on the streets or open spaces.

31. We have also banned the posting of advert materials of any kind, including posters, fliers, pictures, artworks, placards or inscriptions on or under our flyovers, bridges, concrete walls and the safety barricades along the roads.

32. We will establish environmental marshals to enforce compliance with our sanitation laws, including this ban, by arresting and prosecuting both the person who places the advert and the person and institution on whose behalf it is placed.

33. Fellow citizens, we also have reason to be concerned about the operations and socially harmful activities of nightclubs within residential areas of our State.

34. Apart from the noise and traffic nuisances suffered by innocent residents, no responsible government should continue to tolerate the open display and solicitation of sexual services, drug abuse and public intoxication that takes place along the streets and public areas abutting some of these nightclubs, lounges and bars by the youths, some, as young as under 14 years.

35. Consequently, the State Government has placed an immediate ban on all nightclub activities, including night-time trading and street prostitution along Abacha road and surrounding streets to stop the harmful effect of these depraved activities on the moral development of our children and society at large.

36. Let me also reiterate that we are as overly concerned as the public over the black soot environmental disaster that has continued to envelope Port Harcourt and upsetting residents for quite some time.

37. As a State Government, we have drawn the attention of the Federal Government to this problem and requested for its intervention to stop the activities of illegal bunkering and artisanal crude oil refiners, which have been identified as the main sources of the soot pandemic.

38. Unfortunately, the Federal Government has remained inexplicably silent over our request and even complicit to a large extent with the security agencies actively aiding, encouraging and protecting the artisanal refiners to continue with their harmful activities unabated.

39. We have equally appealed without success to our people engaging in this illegal business to consider its negative effects on our economy, environment, public safety and public health and disengage from it.

40. We will continue to engage and plead with the Federal Government to intervene and save our people from this serious environmental and health emergency.

41. However, since the federal security agencies have largely refused to stop the illegal crude oil refining activities in the State, we have no option than to take necessary measures to tackle this particular and direct challenge to our collective health and survival by ourselves.

42. Consequently, I have directed the Chairman of Port Harcourt City Local Government Council to go after all the illegal crude oil refining sites along Creek road and adjourning areas of the city and shut them down with immediate effect.

43. Furthermore, all Local Government Chairmen are directed to work with community leaders to locate and identify those behind all illegal bunkering and crude oil refining sites in their localities and report to my office for further action.

44. Once again, we express our sympathies to the victims of the recent fire incidences in the State, especially those who lost loved ones and valuable property.

45. As a government we will continue to do our best to strengthen the State Fire Service to effectively intervene to mitigate the damage during fire incidents.

46. However, members of the public also have the responsibility to do the right thing to prevent or avoid some of these fire incidents from happening and those who deliberately bury fuel and gas tanks in residential areas are certainly not doing the right thing, and should therefore relocate their precarious businesses to more convenient and less risky places.

47. We wish to also express our concern over the poor compliance with the existing Covid-19 protocols by citizens and the effect on the transmission of the disease in the State.

48. Believe it or not, Covid-19 is a reality that has already taken the lives of hundreds of thousands of people and disrupted economic activities across the world.

49. Here in Rivers State the transmission of the virus continues to surge daily and we all need to act together to stop the diseases from further ravaging our State.

50. We therefore appeal to all residents to make themselves available for testing and vaccination whether it is for your first, second or booster jab in addition to observing the existing preventive protocols, including social distancing and wearing of face masks to reduce the level of transmission.

51. Let me also remind all government recognized traditional rulers that they are, at all times, subject to the authority and directives of the State Government and not to other allegiances, culture or otherwise.

52. Therefore, the consistent absence of some first class traditional rulers, especially the Amayanabo of Okrika, the Amayanabo of Ogu, the Amayanabo of Kalabari and the Gbenemene Nyo-Khana from participating in State functions is unacceptable and will no longer be tolerated.

53. Should they therefore continue to absent themselves from State functions or in the regular meetings and activities of the State Traditional Rulers Council, we would have no option than to direct their immediate replacement.

54. Finally, as the New Year 2022 inevitably beckons, we wish to assure you that we will continue to do our best to meet the aspirations of our citizens for a more peaceful, safe and secure society throughout the Year 2022.

55. We will continue to pursue our objectives for a stronger and more sustainable economy centred on fiscal discipline, revenue growth, job creation, and improved standard of living for all residents.

56. We will continue to accelerate our development with the sustainable delivery of quality roads, bridges, schools, hospitals and other socio-economic infrastructure and complete all ongoing development projects across the State.

57. I wish to, once again, thank our leaders, traditional rulers, elder statesmen, party chieftains, our women, our youths and the press for the warmth and support we have received throughout 2021.

58. We wish to specially thank our religious leaders for their prayers for peace and progress as well as for their continuous support to our Government in the primary task of building the Rivers State of our collective dream.

59. We remain grateful to God for the unprecedented peace, security and transformational strides the State is enjoying under our administration.

60. But we must also be vigilant because our enemies, especially, members of the opposition, are not happy with the prevailing peace, security and the unprecedented achievements we have recorded; and are therefore determined to cause crisis and disturb our peace and joy if they have the opportunity.

61. Let us therefore prayerfully continue to place our dear State and everyone in the safe and protective Hands of God Almighty through our Lord Jesus Christ.

62. I wish each and every one a happy and prosperous New Year!

63. May God continue to bless our dear Rivers State.

CelebritiesRe: Samklef: 'My Manager And I Made $32m In 2021' by AmazingELixir: 10:17am On Jan 01, 2022
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CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal Celebrates Her Birthday (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:15am On Jan 01, 2022
undecided


Why is her chest so big and disproportional.
PoliticsRe: Hon. Ben Nwankwo Recognized As Honorary Citizen Of Awka Ancient Kingdom by AmazingELixir: 10:01am On Jan 01, 2022
undecided


Just like the masquerades I saw displaying at Ihiala along Onitsha _ Owerri road.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Nengi Celebrates Her 24th Birthday With Stunning Photos by AmazingELixir: 9:47am On Jan 01, 2022
lipsrsealed


How can Nengi say she's 24years....That is how one lady I boarded an inter state bus with wanted to lap from Lagos to Asaba a girl she claimed is her daughter and 10years of age, meanwhile the so called 10 years old girl is bigger than her both in height and stature. Both the bus company and other passengers were dumbfounded and unable to say anything... Then it suddenly struck me the future is Female.
PoliticsRe: Gagariga Brothers Become Generals In Nigerian Army by AmazingELixir: 9:42am On Jan 01, 2022
undecided


Whenever I hear about Odi, Obasanjo murderous campaign there comes to mind.
CrimeRe: Prophet Jay Jay Enejeta Kidnapped, His Wife Shot Dead In Delta State (Photo) by AmazingELixir:
shocked


What a way to start the new year....killed a man's wife and adopted him....this is pure wickedness.

I just hope the clergy is a real MOG....in which case the battle is no longer his...the God he serves will feed the perpetrators of this heinous crime with brimstone and fire.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Zazu Zeh Cries As He Is Given A Range Rover (Pix, Video) by AmazingELixir: 8:59am On Jan 01, 2022
lipsrsealed


Now!, my people can we truly say this is the Lord's doing ....if Righteousness88 preaching here is anything to go by Pacolee both in appearance and in deed seem outside the boundaries our resident Nairaland pastor has drawn.

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