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Politics › Re: Rivers Government Drags FG To Supreme Court Over VAT by AmazingELixir: 12:47pm On Sep 15, 2021
garfield1:
Wike is overreaching himself.by asking for a new appeal panel,he will definitely lose the case.he must have tried bribing them and failed
Young man why don't you go get yourself a life...right from the time of the rivers gubernatorial elections to date you're still grieving the lose of your candidate.

Don't gaan die on Wike's matter....he doesn't even know if you exist grin
Politics › Re: LASG Eyes $60m Investment, As Sanwo-Olu Signs Green Bond Market Agreement by AmazingELixir: 9:55am On Sep 15, 2021
grin

These pipu sef...see how they rephrased Sanwo wanting to take N25billion loan to make it sound palatable and confuse the gullible.
Politics › Re: Imo Is Capital Of Drug Abuse In Southern Nigeria –NDLEA by AmazingELixir:
undecided


If Imo state can surpass Lagos state then it is really bad down there...I recall when I went to ijora frozen food market under the bridge to buy some sea foods....I decided to navigate through a part under the bridge with makeshift stalls...I missed my way and ran in a group of youngmen numbering about 20 in broad daylight sited under a thick cloud of smoke hovering above their head with a strong stench of concentrated weed and little oxygen to breathe..if you don't look carefully you'll think its about to rain on them..

Immediately they saw me they got spooked and three of them with blood shot eyes approached me in charging formation I stood my ground showing no fear even though my liver has relocated to my stomach.

I hailed them .."paddymen nobi small flex dey happen here oo..una no go gimme seat" ...that drew smile from two of them and one among the lots sitting said I should come and take sit nau...I smiled back and told them I was looking for the section where they sell shrimps..they pointed the way to me...I decided to drop N1k for them and that drew some hailing giving me room to scamper off...I just pray they don't kill themselves because of that money.

Moral of the story when faced with situations such as these show no fear by caging it...but be vigilant and scan the environs for quick take off if it all goes south.

Such fearless posturing has saved me in couple of occasions...works with dogs too to a greater extent...dogs senses fear and it spurs them To attack.
Politics › Re: Oyan Dam Release: Lagos Alerts Residents Over Flood. by AmazingELixir: 8:30am On Sep 15, 2021
naptu2:
Do I look like the commissioner of the environment to you??
You're also culpable for circulating and propagating incorrect information...if that commissioner is going for the guillotine you're definitely accompanying him.
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 44th Birthday Today by AmazingELixir: 8:26am On Sep 15, 2021
grin

They can't help the temptations to show off their bodies..at the end of the day the future is female.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Welder Who Manufacture Locally Made Guns To Criminals In Akwa Ibom by AmazingELixir: 8:22am On Sep 15, 2021
angry


Police now arrest local artisans that fabricate Dane guns for hunters in the village...

It is indeed finished, Nigerian police should be totally disbanded they've outlived their usefulness.
Politics › Re: Oyan Dam Release: Lagos Alerts Residents Over Flood. by AmazingELixir: 8:20am On Sep 15, 2021
naptu2:
https://www.facebook.com/492378324116772/photos/a.676862885668314/4535391886482042/
undecided undecided undecided

Op what fvckery is this you posted

"He added that within the last week, the volume of water released had increased from 15,000 to 21,000 millilitres but reduced to 17,000 millilitres on Monday."

You had better confirmed you units properly...17,000 millilitres is just 17 litres oo....perhaps they meant million litres
Politics › Re: Uche Ogah: Private Jets Used For Gold Smuggling by AmazingELixir: 8:04am On Sep 15, 2021
undecided

A thorough check will indicate that these operators and the private owners are at the forefront of those objecting to state take over of VAT.
Food › Re: Checkout What A Man Found Inside A Meat Pie (photo) by AmazingELixir: 8:01am On Sep 15, 2021
undecided


Ungrateful somebody....so because the seller decided to enrich the pie with vegetable that rabble rouser decided to be shouting all over.

If he/she don't like vegetables he should pick it out.
Politics › Re: Southern Nigerian Governors To Meet In Enugu On Thursday by AmazingELixir: 6:44pm On Sep 14, 2021
grin


As expected Prof. Ayade and Hope Uzodimma will not attend....they prefer the Northern government forum.
Travel › Re: Rabat, The Capital City Of Morocco Looks Like Europe by AmazingELixir: 6:37pm On Sep 14, 2021
Jamesbally:
Kaduna, Kano and Jos will make the list. grin
grin grin


This must be Arrewa...those are his regular opium, these pictures gives him the high.
Travel › Re: Rabat, The Capital City Of Morocco Looks Like Europe by AmazingELixir: 6:31pm On Sep 14, 2021
grin

No hawkers, no truck pushers , no owo da, no cripple beggars, no okada, no marwa, no buhari
Culture › Re: Ubang, Cross River, Nigerian Village Where Men & Women Speak Different Languages by AmazingELixir: 12:38pm On Sep 14, 2021
grin


Their ancestors must be from Taliban
Politics › Re: Kabba Prison Attack: Most Of The Escaped Inmates Re-Arrested - Kogi Govt by AmazingELixir: 7:23am On Sep 14, 2021
lipsrsealed


I'm not understanding is it in the Kogi state's government place to make those pronouncements...abi the comptroller general of prisons or its spokes person have all gone dead and dumb.

Very rubbish people....how can they even lay claim of re-arresting most of the escapees when they can't ascertain the number of inmates in the first place.
Education › Re: Progress Report Of Construction Of ESUT Permanent Site, Igbo Eno (Pictures) by AmazingELixir: 7:22am On Sep 14, 2021
grin


Where is Arrewa.... it's been long he posted those Kano roads and flyovers, abi Ganduje has stopped giving him the stipends that spur him like someone high of weeds..
Politics › Re: Military Onslaught In Zamfara: Dislodged Bandits Flee Towards Southern States by AmazingELixir: 7:15am On Sep 14, 2021
undecided

Amotekun putting up strategies to wade off bandits and herdsmen ...inasmuch as we know they are bunch of spineless men's brigades but it's an attempt all thesame...how about the Ogbuagwu of the claimed Israeli descendants what are they doing to protect their people from the murderous fulani bandits.
Politics › Re: LASG Declares Zero Tolerance For Street Beggars, Destitute Persons by AmazingELixir: 12:09am On Sep 14, 2021
cheesy

They should please come to Agege, Ogba and Berger....Those born to Rule have overrun those axis while the acclaimed descendants of Isreal keep sampling different grotesque samples of sick and deformed persons with Christian songs and offering bags begging for alms ofcourse not forgetting the fallen demon Oduduwa's progeny ...those ones will not allow someone sit peacefully in a public bus as they produce a thousand words in a minute....exactly what they are saying I don't know...all in the name of begging.

Las las the problem of nigeria is simply the 3 major ethnic groups Iponjariwa
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Ruling: Rivers, Lagos Free To Collect VAT – SANs by AmazingELixir: 10:13am On Sep 12, 2021
mu2sa2:
In your dysfunctional ipob brain Fct is in the south!
You see why after 5 attempts you are yet to pass your O Level exams... an obvious case of too much ingestion of cow urine ..

Now I repeat the question again with a little more clarity since you're cerebrally very weak "Is Abuja a Northern state or a territory carved out and administered by the central government?"
Christianity Etc › Re: Two Die As Church Building Collapses During Service In Taraba (photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:54am On Sep 12, 2021
shocked shocked shocked


Wawu! " where two or more are gathered in the name of the Lord, He's presence is definitely there" so we were told.

What then do we say to this event....Lemme just blame it on the carpenter and the bricklayer that constructed that building and not forgetting the church member that oversaw the project for shunting some of the funds to private use.
Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Wike Tells Mark Panel He Won’t Withdraw Cases Against Secondus by AmazingELixir: 9:44am On Sep 12, 2021
grin

Secondus and Wike matter sef
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Ruling: Rivers, Lagos Free To Collect VAT – SANs by AmazingELixir: 9:40am On Sep 12, 2021
mu2sa2:
God bless you. I have said it before that more revenue does not necessarily translate to better service delivery. Imagine, Wike is wasting hundreds of millions all over the place but is refusing to pay pension and gratuities to elderly people who served the state all their youthful years and are now helpless!
On VAT, many people are being misled into thinking only northern states will suffer if central collection by FIRS is stopped. But that's far from the truth. FG will immediately rake in over 50% of the present collection by taking all of collection on imports. At present there is only one percentage point difference between rivers(6%) and kano (5%) contribution to Vat collection. Kano, kaduna and fct contribution is more than that of SE states combined.
Wike is just dancing to the gallery.
What myopic view...So Abuja is now a northern state...even have the temerity to compare Rivers and Kano VAT input at 6% to 5%. Better wake up to reality and recheck your data source.

Next online is complete resource control...by then your current tears will turn red.
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Ruling: Rivers, Lagos Free To Collect VAT – SANs by AmazingELixir: 9:24am On Sep 12, 2021
[[s]quote author=richmond500 post=105733400]As a Rivers man, this VAT sweet me but is the common man going to gain anything?

People have been begging Wike to pay pensions, he has been deaf to their request and punishing Rivers people. Now to collect money, he is at the forefront.
The common shop seller who doesn't know VAT, will be tormented by Wike's tout from now on, I like this VAT ruling but Wike's not doing this for the state, he is just being selfish.

Carry flyovers deh deceive Nigeria meanwhile ask the common River state man, u will know Wike is not trying[/quote][/s]

Rivers state pays pensions and gratuities to all deserving retirees who are captured by the state integrated payment system backed by biometrics...if your folks don't get their pension simply means they were ghost workers and by extension ghost pensioners who should be behind bars.

It is obvious you know next to nothing about what VAT means because if you do you wouldn't have written that rubbish up there about touts harassing shop sellers.
Sports › Re: Pogba And Burna Boy Do Focus Dance After Manchester Utd Win (Photos, Video) by AmazingELixir: 7:35am On Sep 12, 2021
cool


Jesse Lingard ma boy
Crime › Re: Italian Kills Nigerian Wife For Filing For Divorce After Three-Year Marriage by AmazingELixir: 11:41am On Sep 11, 2021
Edo geh after milking the Italian dry she wants to escape with her loot..
Romance › Re: I Bangd Both Of Them by AmazingELixir: 7:11am On Sep 11, 2021
undecided

Wow! What an accomplishment!
Crime › Re: Security Forces Arrest Bello Turji Gudde, One Of The Most Notorious Bandits by AmazingELixir: 10:35pm On Sep 10, 2021
shocked shocked shocked

What the wicked nigerian army do to his leg ooo
Politics › Re: VAT: Lagos Applies To Join Rivers As Respondents In FIRS Appeal by AmazingELixir: 5:28pm On Sep 10, 2021
grin cheesy grin


Thieves money matter don come Wike and Sanwo Olu don forget say dem belong to two conflicting parties.

Moneeeeeey matter chai grin
Crime › Re: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Death Over Food In Enugu by AmazingELixir: 12:57pm On Sep 10, 2021
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


Buhari effect is squarely to blame here
Business › Re: I Just Got Scammed. Guys Learn From This And Be Aware by AmazingELixir: 12:37pm On Sep 10, 2021
grin

O0 sorry ooo! Some idiot somewhere is about to add your money to an earlier scam collection to buy Benz that will kee him..
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Produce 150 MW Of Electricity From Waste by AmazingELixir: 10:38am On Sep 10, 2021
lipsrsealed


Government of lies and unfulfilled promises.....I'm sure Air Nigeria is flying all over the world.

Anyways I pray this works out for Kano state this new VAT regime presents a bleak prospect going forward.
Politics › Re: NDDC Hands Over Former Headquarters To Rivers Government by AmazingELixir(op): 10:25am On Sep 10, 2021
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