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SportsRe: Dream Big: Lingard Shares Ronaldo's Then Vs Now Photos by AmazingELixir: 8:12am On Sep 20, 2021
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

And I witnessed all these....chai person don old oo
SportsRe: CAFCL/CC: Rivers United, Bayelsa United Advance Into Next Round by AmazingELixir: 10:03pm On Sep 19, 2021
Ok
PoliticsRe: Why Is Borno State Not Paying VAT? (Photos) by AmazingELixir:
blamingthedevil:
Op olodo...no VAT on selected basic food items. You must be a graduate without knowledge.

If you are knowledgeable, When you were charged in Portharcourt, you were supposed to know that they are doing the wrong thing in Rivers, while Borno doing the right thing.



The moderator that brought this to front page should be sacked.

I can see bandwagon comments too. Most just went to school, but zero knowledge clouded by tribalism and religion.
Young man are you sure you read the attachment you uploaded on VATable commodities.

From that attachment foods from restaurants, eateries and the likes ain't exempted.

Kindly apologise to the Op for being stupid.
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Committed No Crime On US Soil, Shouldn’t Be Extradited – Panel by AmazingELixir: 10:51am On Sep 19, 2021
lipsrsealed

Hushpuppi didn't step foot in the United states before he was extradited...Fulani has come bold to defend their own.

I hope the United state sanctions Top government officials for this.
FamilyRe: 4 Children Of Same Parents Who Died Same Day Buried In Abia (Pictures) by AmazingELixir: 8:48am On Sep 19, 2021
undecided

Why still mysterious....wasn't autopsy conducted to ascertain the cause of death..

Wouldn't be surprised the parents objected the autopsy on the ground that they don't want their bodies mutilated, then one can't help but ask.... is it not thesame body that will break down to sand and dust.
CrimeRe: Man Caught Sexually Abusing His Neighbour's Little Daughter In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 2:13pm On Sep 18, 2021
Born2winnx:
like I tell you fool.....if I won fûck na your mama, I go fûck nor be small pickin


if she scream rape, then passers by go ask why she come meet me for hotel in the first place.

ewu.


you fit say mob, not get Sense?


you don even ask your miserable life, why the guy felt relaxed and untouched in the pics dropped.


your a bloody fool.



so mob go allow am wear dress? when they said he was caught naked.
Now get lost...its all been laid bare, birds of a feather.
TravelRe: Ogun Residents Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Tanker (Pictures & Video) by AmazingELixir: 1:48pm On Sep 18, 2021
undecided


These will never learn
CrimeRe: Man Caught Sexually Abusing His Neighbour's Little Daughter In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 1:46pm On Sep 18, 2021
Born2winnx:
without clothes?

na from him mouth you take hear am?....or the pics dropped was he naked.




nor worry, you go experience similar thing like this before this year runs out.....just as you explained in your post go happen to you.


confirm drilling before vnormal investigation go commence.

zombie.
Young man your stout defense of this man is giving me cause for concern....for your own sake I hope you don't share similar traits with the accused because where ever you are I go come follow beat you..
PoliticsRe: ACM AMOS SOBOSU: Burial Poster Of 22-Year-Old Nigerian Soldier Killed by AmazingELixir: 1:36pm On Sep 18, 2021
lipsrsealed


At this age and time in Nigeria....a sane personn will gaan enrole in the Nigerian army and the parents sits back and watch.

I no see bricklayer work to go learn.....Please I'm low on RIP....im just managing diswan because he deserves better..

They should comman carry all these abok.is littered all over Lagos and constituting nuisance to gaan join their military.
CrimeRe: Man Caught Sexually Abusing His Neighbour's Little Daughter In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 1:35pm On Sep 18, 2021
Born2winnx:
you don even think am, what if na false accusations
At least let him be warmed up with some beatings before investigation commence...what was he doing with a minor that is not his child without clothes.

Especially these days that it is unsafe leaving the girl child with even their biological fathers.
CrimeRe: Man Caught Sexually Abusing His Neighbour's Little Daughter In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 1:25pm On Sep 18, 2021
lipsrsealed

I'm in shock he still appears unruffled...are there no boys there?
PoliticsRe: Zamfara Governor Matawalle Gives Cash To Soldiers (Video) by AmazingELixir: 1:14pm On Sep 18, 2021
grin

That's the only way the money can get to them...their superiors might even ask them to submit all the monies immediately the governor from the bandits state departs the scene.
PoliticsRe: Defection: Stop Insulting Fani-Kayode & Read The Handwriting On The Wall by AmazingELixir: 8:36am On Sep 17, 2021
[[s]quote author=blackpanda post=105894871]Bottom line: 2023 is going to be a battle between south and north. The battle ground will be within APC as pdp is practically dead!

The best candidate for the south remains Tinubu or osinbajo ( but most likely Tinubu as of today), the north is yet to present a candidate but we know that if or when they do it'll come with a bang!

All those insulting Fani Kayode should stop. The truth is that the guy is a survivalist. Highest bidder grin cheesy[/quote][/s]

Nonsense!!
TravelRe: Agbado/Opeilu Road: Community Women Do Remedial Work, Collect Toll (Ogun State) by AmazingELixir: 8:26am On Sep 17, 2021
lipsrsealed

Extortion in Lagos state has destroyed the southwest.... they are now creeping up in all nooks and crannies...
EducationRe: UNN Physics Lecturer Gets Stuck In Class While Solving A Question (Photo, Video) by AmazingELixir: 8:16am On Sep 17, 2021
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And these are the kind of undergraduates our universities are churning out.....the ones they video their lecturers and share them on social media. Little wonder they're not employable.

If the UNN authority does not rusticate the student that did this, then they are no different from the hopeless student.
CrimeRe: Afolabi Mabogunje, Cyclist Dies After Being Stabbed By Armed Robbers by AmazingELixir: 10:17pm On Sep 16, 2021
lipsrsealed


I suspect Mc Oluomo boyz....they most likely asked him for owo baale and he refused to pay
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Begins Recruitment For 82 Regular Recruit Intake by AmazingELixir: 8:35pm On Sep 16, 2021
grin


Terrible times for anyone to consider enrolling into the armed forces.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Army Convoy In Borno, Kills 12 Soldiers, Steals Cash- Gazette by AmazingELixir: 3:52pm On Sep 16, 2021
lipsrsealed

Ok ooo

Army now carry cash around in the battle theatre.....I see an in house conspirator in diswan.
PetsRe: Newborn Twin Pandas Cuddle Up To Their Mother In Adorable Snaps ( Pictures) by AmazingELixir: 3:49pm On Sep 16, 2021
grin

I hope chinese people will not eat them....since they eat practically anything that has breathe.
PropertiesRe: Simple Steps To Successful House-hunting In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 2:37pm On Sep 15, 2021
grin

Op your list is not complete...the best time to inspect a house in Lagos or indeed anywhere in Nigeria is at the peak of raining season.

And more importantly try to ask around the neighbourhood about the house you want to rent if it's got history to make one grow wings and also the personality of the landlord or land lady...make e nobi say na baba or mama olowo house person wan rent.

Thank me later.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Government Drags FG To Supreme Court Over VAT by AmazingELixir: 2:09pm On Sep 15, 2021
garfield1:
How? Rivers pdp is divided,wike is zoning power to ikwerre so how will pdp win? Are you ok at all? Stop taking elixir
grin grin grin

APC that is in tatters in Rivers state saying PDP is divided .....what a joke you're Garfield.

And if I must ask when and where did you hear about any zoning is Rivers PDP, certainly not when Wike had publicly opposed and fought against godfatherism in politics.

Abeg go find yourself another lie to peddle afteral that's all you're good at. cheesy
HealthRe: David Gbodi Odaibo Dies In His Sleep After His Work Won $125M US Contract by AmazingELixir: 1:10pm On Sep 15, 2021
Chai
PoliticsRe: Rivers Government Drags FG To Supreme Court Over VAT by AmazingELixir: 1:05pm On Sep 15, 2021
garfield1:
Apc is taking rivers 2023 boy
grin

You're in for another rude awakening....this time around you might get hospitalised for nervous breakdown.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Government Drags FG To Supreme Court Over VAT by AmazingELixir: 12:47pm On Sep 15, 2021
garfield1:
Wike is overreaching himself.by asking for a new appeal panel,he will definitely lose the case.he must have tried bribing them and failed
Young man why don't you go get yourself a life...right from the time of the rivers gubernatorial elections to date you're still grieving the lose of your candidate.

Don't gaan die on Wike's matter....he doesn't even know if you exist grin
PoliticsRe: LASG Eyes $60m Investment, As Sanwo-Olu Signs Green Bond Market Agreement by AmazingELixir: 9:55am On Sep 15, 2021
grin

These pipu sef...see how they rephrased Sanwo wanting to take N25billion loan to make it sound palatable and confuse the gullible.
PoliticsRe: Imo Is Capital Of Drug Abuse In Southern Nigeria –NDLEA by AmazingELixir:
undecided


If Imo state can surpass Lagos state then it is really bad down there...I recall when I went to ijora frozen food market under the bridge to buy some sea foods....I decided to navigate through a part under the bridge with makeshift stalls...I missed my way and ran in a group of youngmen numbering about 20 in broad daylight sited under a thick cloud of smoke hovering above their head with a strong stench of concentrated weed and little oxygen to breathe..if you don't look carefully you'll think its about to rain on them..

Immediately they saw me they got spooked and three of them with blood shot eyes approached me in charging formation I stood my ground showing no fear even though my liver has relocated to my stomach.

I hailed them .."paddymen nobi small flex dey happen here oo..una no go gimme seat" ...that drew smile from two of them and one among the lots sitting said I should come and take sit nau...I smiled back and told them I was looking for the section where they sell shrimps..they pointed the way to me...I decided to drop N1k for them and that drew some hailing giving me room to scamper off...I just pray they don't kill themselves because of that money.

Moral of the story when faced with situations such as these show no fear by caging it...but be vigilant and scan the environs for quick take off if it all goes south.

Such fearless posturing has saved me in couple of occasions...works with dogs too to a greater extent...dogs senses fear and it spurs them To attack.
PoliticsRe: Oyan Dam Release: Lagos Alerts Residents Over Flood. by AmazingELixir: 8:30am On Sep 15, 2021
naptu2:
Do I look like the commissioner of the environment to you??
You're also culpable for circulating and propagating incorrect information...if that commissioner is going for the guillotine you're definitely accompanying him.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 44th Birthday Today by AmazingELixir: 8:26am On Sep 15, 2021
grin

They can't help the temptations to show off their bodies..at the end of the day the future is female.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Welder Who Manufacture Locally Made Guns To Criminals In Akwa Ibom by AmazingELixir: 8:22am On Sep 15, 2021
angry


Police now arrest local artisans that fabricate Dane guns for hunters in the village...

It is indeed finished, Nigerian police should be totally disbanded they've outlived their usefulness.
PoliticsRe: Oyan Dam Release: Lagos Alerts Residents Over Flood. by AmazingELixir: 8:20am On Sep 15, 2021
naptu2:
https://www.facebook.com/492378324116772/photos/a.676862885668314/4535391886482042/
undecided undecided undecided

Op what fvckery is this you posted

"He added that within the last week, the volume of water released had increased from 15,000 to 21,000 millilitres but reduced to 17,000 millilitres on Monday."

You had better confirmed you units properly...17,000 millilitres is just 17 litres oo....perhaps they meant million litres
PoliticsRe: Uche Ogah: Private Jets Used For Gold Smuggling by AmazingELixir: 8:04am On Sep 15, 2021
undecided

A thorough check will indicate that these operators and the private owners are at the forefront of those objecting to state take over of VAT.
FoodRe: Checkout What A Man Found Inside A Meat Pie (photo) by AmazingELixir: 8:01am On Sep 15, 2021
undecided


Ungrateful somebody....so because the seller decided to enrich the pie with vegetable that rabble rouser decided to be shouting all over.

If he/she don't like vegetables he should pick it out.

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