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Thank God atleast nobi Soka people...the lady should go for Thanksgiving on recovery, there's every reason to be grateful she came out of it all with the full compliments of her body parts.

People that commute from Ogun state should just continue their holiday...they can't comman kee their selves

Oh! I now see the pattern the health commissioner Prof. Abayomi the grim reaper announces the death while the pointer Pontus Sanwo Olu avails himself of the responsibility of announcing the recoveries.

Here are some identifiable Nigerian states Logos , Slogans and flags

Chineke miyeeee! What is this
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This pipu sef contribute billions to fight Corona virus on one hand and cut salary and retrench the already vulnerable staff in masse on the other.

Who does one describe these action by Access Bank , a Greek gift, pyric victory or plain gift from the devil himself.

post=89050741:
Na real 'Hmmmmm' matter o.
That is the only thing to say at this point in time.
But let us add the few words below to our 'Hmmmm'...


Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.
Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[color=#006600][/color]), we shall choose to live.

what nonsense post is this Shebi you have come back!

Chaii!

This yeye people still dey yan politics matter ontop this Corona

Blame blame people....pontus have been baptized into blame cult of APC

What will he be wasting his time with you for..

Bros forget about the past ooh...if relationship these days factor in the history our partners, very few will be in relationship..the important thing is her character and conduct at the present time.

paulolee:
u jus told me to sharrap na...abi sharrap don turn greetings?? no yawa sha..mixing both non intentionally bt i tink it may be bcoz d lockdown always gat my brain tinking of Bleep based on idle mind na devil workshop na...no vex...go try de check am

Ok I apologise

paulolee:
dnt kno Y peps wud mention u n insult u ontop ur mention bt i'll let it slide shaa...xo if u beg ur senior gee for cash and he insult u and odas of ur seniors wey bin don beg am for cash...u no go vex or feel ashamed bcox he insult odas join seems u gat no esteem n na only insult u get

Where is the insult there......besides why are you mixing "X" for "S" in your write up.

paulolee:
chai..c total downgrading all bcoz my country choose to be useless.we are the giant of africa n among the top 3 in africa economically bt we hardly see other African countries getting this kind of embarrassment...i kno we need help badly bt must the helpers rub it on our faces?? are we the only country begging for assistance?? or iz it dt this trump guy find solace n happiness within whenever her abuse us??...d oda day it was a high profile politician over there saying Nigerians are fantastically corrupt now jus look at what trump is saying...well ma county no get shame and who go shame for them n all we need is help...i jus wish that this whole corona pandemic teachs our leaders a big lesson on investing more in the health sector..i swear i don tire for this country..God abeg my nxt life i dnt want naija again, if na must say i go b be black abeg i go prefer rewanda or botswana...mk i find fud chop abeg

My friend sharap if you have nothing reasonable to post.
..did you not see the mention of France, Italy and Spain there....what is so shameful in his speech that you're freaking out for..

Ganja man...what is the use of working out when weeds will not allow muscle tissue to grow...is it that he is so blind that he cannot see the likes of Snoop, wizkid , lil Wayne, naira Marley etc....not even mentioning his mentor Fela.

I just wasted my time opening this nonsense.

awhybliss:
Whats is the significant of lockdown in winning over pandemic? Without looking inward for possible cure or method of winning the pandemic, we are responsible for our lives. . We can't keep looking up to W.H.O directive on possible cure or vaccines, we've been told vaccine will take 18month before it got ready... Do the math of those who would have died before then!!!
We need to source solution inward,, like Madagascar... They use herbs, no death has been recorded, and over 500 cases...
I know W.H.O won't accept that herb as a cure.. because it comes in form of herb not tablet or syrub..

Mr friend stop making noise

Defending the indefensible is their forte..

Donald Trump should be held accountable for this...since his lifeless utterances we have inundated with appointment of dead people.

" Its National Coordinator, Mr Kenneth Adagogo, and Secretary, Mr Ambrose Komie, said in a statement issued in Port Harcourt on Wednesday, that a clique of contractors had been planning to “mobilise some misguided youths to stage some protests in Port-Harcourt and Abuja in the coming days.”


Wike go carry diswans shine ...make dem try carry out protest for him state for this Corona period.

Stayed clear of Corona virus only to die from electrocution. Ikedc una Weldon una dhan kee dis fyn geh.

Leave that your protestations to Donald Trump

We strongly think Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus is not fit for his role as WHO Director General. We call for the Immediate Resignation of Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.

Op who are the "We" you are referring to here exactly....please! please!! we are have enough problems back home to be distracted by such matters.

Wonderful...Eko ko ni baje ooo

Why can't these Europeans adapt...they need lessons from Africa

Look at diswan, how can you be fish expeditioning when lockdown is in force ...you better not transfer Corona to the fishes, the challenge we are grappling with is already overwhelming us..

And why is he not wearing a different mask from what he is advertising...politicians wee no kee us in this country.

OP have you turned yourself to a vector for spreading of hogwash from alarmists, calamitists and doomsday theorists.

This thread is for the UK audience unless you can relate or connect the alleged deaths in Indian to what is happening is Kano presently, otherwise hold your peace.

What is this nonsense

What we need are test kits ooh not ventilators, we can make do with the local ventilators fabricated by Dicon and the airforce

For those doubting the authenticity of the news it's TRUE...Trump on one of his daily briefings alluded to the fact that the United states has about 10,000 ventilators they want to shares to some countries in dare need of it and he mentioned Germany, Italy, Spain etc...I guess including Nigeria was an after thought seeing the calamity that is about to befall the country.

Na dem way....since they've not shared money amongst themselves they don't feel complete.


Meanwhile see environment very unkempt, roads with broken_off edges and you day this country go better...issorite

Hmmm

RIP is losing its potency this period...its becoming careless as good morning