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Career › Re: Power Mech Staff At Dangote Refinery Complain Of Work Despite Lockdown by AmazingELixir: 10:37am On May 02, 2020
They are lucky they've not been deported
Crime › Re: Decomposing Bodies Of 3 Kidnapped University Of Port Harcourt Students (Graphic) by AmazingELixir: 10:37am On May 02, 2020
ddippset:
lol

He has changed topic Sharp Sharp.

Forget about the 50 percent.


Answer this one.

How does me saying that crime in Rivers state refer to only Rivers people or Rivers indigenes?

Answer this one Goat.
That is clearly what you meant when you made that statement concerning Rivers state.....were referring to the culprits to be outsiders abi you're implying Rivers state and her indigenous people are mutually exclusive.

Listen young man stop your campaign of calumny against Rivers state.
Politics › Re: Lalong: I Won’t Relent Until The Last Almajiri Is Relocated From Plateau by AmazingELixir: 10:21am On May 02, 2020
beeblack:
You people brought virus to this country unknowingly, and started causing problem to Almajiris.

Why can't u make shelter and provide food for them during the lock down?
An Almajiri spotted.
Crime › Re: Decomposing Bodies Of 3 Kidnapped University Of Port Harcourt Students (Graphic) by AmazingELixir: 10:03am On May 02, 2020
ddippset:
You that know how to read,

Tell me where I said Rivers people or Rivers Indigenes.


What I said was Rivers state!
Things that happen inside Rivers state, What abi supposed to call it? Kaduna state?


So now you answer the question; Is Rivers state made up only of Rivers people?


Mumu.
Make Ogun strike you there...how did you come about the 50% of crime reports in NL originated from Rivers.....disgusting imp.
Health › Re: COVID-19: WHO To Commence Vaccine Trials In Nigeria by AmazingELixir:
Racoon:
shocked What about Wuhan where it all started or Italy, US? Why Nigeria? On top which person head? So are we truly Guinea pigs? It seems the WHO/Bill Gates conspiracy is true esp.with the HOR hurried passage of the vaccination bill.
undecided undecided undecided

Will you keep quiet and read to understand...is it that basic English language is so difficult for your ilks to comprehend.
Crime › Re: Decomposing Bodies Of 3 Kidnapped University Of Port Harcourt Students (Graphic) by AmazingELixir: 9:54am On May 02, 2020
ddippset:
There are 36 states in Nigeria.

Rivers state accounts for 50 percent of the social crimes I see on Nairaland.

What always Rivers state?
Its Is because of mindless people like you and your ilks that have taken up residence in Rivers that are causing problems for the state, by the time we start deporting you immigrants you people will be shouting all over the media space..

Incase you don't know Rivers state is a melting point with people from all creeds, extraction and tribes domiciled there.

If reading hasn't been a problem for you, you would have realised that the name of the kidnapper is Akpan and that is not of Rivers origin.
Family › Re: Do I Build A Small House Now Or Keep Saving? by AmazingELixir: 9:48pm On May 01, 2020
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Abobi bring the money make we chop...don't waste it on buildings
Crime › Re: Young Man Killed By Avenging Cultists In Delta State (Disturbing Photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:45pm On May 01, 2020
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See as cultist body smooth...na wao!
Crime › Re: Ondo: Okada Rider Robs, Rapes Pregnant Woman To Coma, Goes On The Run by AmazingELixir: 9:19pm On May 01, 2020
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Thank God atleast nobi Soka people...the lady should go for Thanksgiving on recovery, there's every reason to be grateful she came out of it all with the full compliments of her body parts.
Travel › Re: Lagos New Guidelines For Public Transport Operations by AmazingELixir: 8:34pm On May 01, 2020
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People that commute from Ogun state should just continue their holiday...they can't comman kee their selves

Health › Re: Lagos Confirms One COVID-19 Death by AmazingELixir: 8:04pm On May 01, 2020
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Oh! I now see the pattern the health commissioner Prof. Abayomi the grim reaper announces the death while the pointer Pontus Sanwo Olu avails himself of the responsibility of announcing the recoveries.
Politics › Nigerian States Seals, Slogan And Flags by AmazingELixir(op): 7:16pm On May 01, 2020
Here are some identifiable Nigerian states Logos , Slogans and flags

Crime › Re: Man, Pregnant Wife, 3 Children Found Dead In Their Home In Enugu (Graphic Photo) by AmazingELixir: 4:22pm On May 01, 2020
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Chineke miyeeee! What is this
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Career › Re: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by AmazingELixir: 8:37am On May 01, 2020
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This pipu sef contribute billions to fight Corona virus on one hand and cut salary and retrench the already vulnerable staff in masse on the other.

Who does one describe these action by Access Bank , a Greek gift, pyric victory or plain gift from the devil himself.
Health › Re: Ghana Records 1,032 COVID-19 Cases — 10 Days After Lifting Lockdown by AmazingELixir: 8:25am On May 01, 2020
[quote author= post=89050741]Na real 'Hmmmmm' matter o.
That is the only thing to say at this point in time.
But let us add the few words below to our 'Hmmmm'...


Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.


I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.

Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[color=#006600][/color]), we shall choose to live.

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what nonsense post is this Shebi you have come back!
Properties › Re: 8 Storey Building Collapses In Owerri: 40 People Trapped (Graphic Pics) by AmazingELixir: 10:00pm On Apr 30, 2020
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Chaii!
Politics › Re: Ebide Brown: Bayelsa West Senatorial Seat Belongs To Sagbama by AmazingELixir: 8:37pm On Apr 30, 2020
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This yeye people still dey yan politics matter ontop this Corona
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Blames Late Airport, Border Closures For COVID-19 Spread by AmazingELixir: 8:35pm On Apr 30, 2020
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Blame blame people....pontus have been baptized into blame cult of APC
Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by AmazingELixir: 8:06pm On Apr 30, 2020
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What will he be wasting his time with you for..
Romance › Re: Can I Forgive Her Past And Move On With Her? by AmazingELixir: 12:41pm On Apr 30, 2020
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Bros forget about the past ooh...if relationship these days factor in the history our partners, very few will be in relationship..the important thing is her character and conduct at the present time.
Health › Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by AmazingELixir: 12:38pm On Apr 30, 2020
paulolee:
u jus told me to sharrap na...abi sharrap don turn greetings?? no yawa sha..mixing both non intentionally bt i tink it may be bcoz d lockdown always gat my brain tinking of Bleep based on idle mind na devil workshop na...no vex...go try de check am
grin

Ok I apologise
Health › Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by AmazingELixir: 11:58am On Apr 30, 2020
paulolee:
dnt kno Y peps wud mention u n insult u ontop ur mention bt i'll let it slide shaa...xo if u beg ur senior gee for cash and he insult u and odas of ur seniors wey bin don beg am for cash...u no go vex or feel ashamed bcox he insult odas joinhuh seems u gat no esteem n na only insult u get
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Where is the insult there......besides why are you mixing "X" for "S" in your write up.
Health › Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by AmazingELixir: 11:02am On Apr 30, 2020
paulolee:
chai..c total downgrading all bcoz my country choose to be useless.we are the giant of africa n among the top 3 in africa economically bt we hardly see other African countries getting this kind of embarrassment...i kno we need help badly bt must the helpers rub it on our faces?? are we the only country begging for assistance?? or iz it dt this trump guy find solace n happiness within whenever her abuse us??...d oda day it was a high profile politician over there saying Nigerians are fantastically corrupt now jus look at what trump is saying...well ma county no get shame and who go shame for them n all we need is help...i jus wish that this whole corona pandemic teachs our leaders a big lesson on investing more in the health sector..i swear i don tire for this country..God abeg my nxt life i dnt want naija again, if na must say i go b be black abeg i go prefer rewanda or botswana...mk i find fud chop abeg
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My friend sharap if you have nothing reasonable to post.
..did you not see the mention of France, Italy and Spain there....what is so shameful in his speech that you're freaking out for..
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Flaunts His Cars, As He Works Out In His House by AmazingELixir:
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Ganja man...what is the use of working out when weeds will not allow muscle tissue to grow...is it that he is so blind that he cannot see the likes of Snoop, wizkid , lil Wayne, naira Marley etc....not even mentioning his mentor Fela.

I just wasted my time opening this nonsense.
Crime › Re: Over 50 Youths Partying In Lagos Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order by AmazingELixir: 10:31am On Apr 30, 2020
awhybliss:
Whats is the significant of lockdown in winning over pandemic? Without looking inward for possible cure or method of winning the pandemic, we are responsible for our lives. . We can't keep looking up to W.H.O directive on possible cure or vaccines, we've been told vaccine will take 18month before it got ready... Do the math of those who would have died before then!!!
We need to source solution inward,, like Madagascar... They use herbs, no death has been recorded, and over 500 cases...
I know W.H.O won't accept that herb as a cure.. because it comes in form of herb not tablet or syrub..
undecided

Mr friend stop making noise
Politics › Re: Tobias Okwuru: APC Clarifies Buhari's Appointment Of 'Dead' Ex Lawmaker by AmazingELixir: 10:13am On Apr 30, 2020
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Defending the indefensible is their forte..

Donald Trump should be held accountable for this...since his lifeless utterances we have inundated with appointment of dead people.
Politics › Re: Forensic Audit: NDDC Sends Top Officials On Compulsory Leave by AmazingELixir: 8:45am On Apr 30, 2020
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" Its National Coordinator, Mr Kenneth Adagogo, and Secretary, Mr Ambrose Komie, said in a statement issued in Port Harcourt on Wednesday, that a clique of contractors had been planning to “mobilise some misguided youths to stage some protests in Port-Harcourt and Abuja in the coming days.”


Wike go carry diswans shine ...make dem try carry out protest for him state for this Corona period.
Celebrities › Re: Picture Kodak: Video Vixen Dies In Clarence Peters’ Apartment (photos) by AmazingELixir: 8:38am On Apr 30, 2020
lipsrsealed

Stayed clear of Corona virus only to die from electrocution. Ikedc una Weldon una dhan kee dis fyn geh.
Health › Re: Call For The Resignation Of Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, WHO DG, Over COVID-19 by AmazingELixir: 8:32am On Apr 30, 2020
lipsrsealed


Leave that your protestations to Donald Trump
Health › Re: Call For The Resignation Of Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, WHO DG, Over COVID-19 by AmazingELixir: 8:28am On Apr 30, 2020
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We strongly think Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus is not fit for his role as WHO Director General. We call for the Immediate Resignation of Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.

Op who are the "We" you are referring to here exactly....please! please!! we are have enough problems back home to be distracted by such matters.
Health › Re: Lagos Discharges 49 Coronavirus Patients by AmazingELixir: 6:07pm On Apr 29, 2020
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Wonderful...Eko ko ni baje ooo
Health › Re: German Doctors Pose Nude To Protest Lack Of Protective Masks, Aprons (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 1:39pm On Apr 29, 2020
lipsrsealed


Why can't these Europeans adapt...they need lessons from Africa

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