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Crime › Re: SACS Operative Beaten In Agege After Damaging A Boy's Leg While Chasing A Man by AmazingELixir: 12:50pm On Mar 24, 2020
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This is one occasion I dey enjoy afonja miscreants ...when dem dey beat police hia dem dey carry mind put for back beat police dway I dey enjoy well well.

I remember one video wey make the round about some police officers wey kee one guy throway inside gutter...some Afonja wey catch one of the police guy beat the living day light out of the policeman, as dem dey tell am make him carry the guy dead body inside gutter dem dey still pummel am...that video sweet me nobi small.
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Music/Radio › Re: Mafa Mafa: Davido & His Crew Release Legwork Dance Steps For His New Song by AmazingELixir: 9:33am On Mar 24, 2020
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What is even wrong with this Davido...is he not aware of this pervading virulent pandemic....leg work kee am and him crew there.
Crime › Re: Teacher Rapes His 14-Year-Old Student In Ogun State (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 9:02am On Mar 24, 2020
TheChameleon:
Google UNN female hostel and stop crying here grin
C'mon bruv let's not go there UNN is a federal university and the inhabitants of the female hostel can't be tied down to a particular ethnic nationality, besides we all know having passed through the university that female hostels generally are seldom clean.

But if I want to do a Google search I would want to start with places like mushin, Ijora and Agege.. grin grin
Politics › Re: Senator Rose Oko Is Dead by AmazingELixir: 8:55am On Mar 24, 2020
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The few women we have in the legislature dying away..
Crime › Re: Teacher Rapes His 14-Year-Old Student In Ogun State (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 8:53am On Mar 24, 2020
TheChameleon:
This is why they create the myth that Yoruba ladies are dirty, they are unfaithful etc.

They know they can't have them and then try to sully them. If that fails, they resort to rape.

Useless beings!
It's not a myth but the plain truth, if you can't see that it only goes to show that you fall within thesame category piggy lifestyle.... grin
Travel › Re: Nigerians Abroad, How Do You Cope With The Coronavirus Issue? by AmazingELixir: 8:01pm On Mar 23, 2020
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Politics › Corvid_19 : Governor Wike Close Down Public Parks , Night Clubs & Cinemas by AmazingELixir(op): 7:47pm On Mar 23, 2020
•sets up border surveillance posts

• sets up Local Government Monitoring Teams

•Bans Public Burials and Weddings

•directs religious bodies to temporarily stop open worship

In furtherance of the commitment of the Rivers State Government to protect residents of the state, Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike on Monday announced that beginning Tuesday, March 24, 2020, all public parks, night clubs and cinemas will remain closed till further notice.

In a State Broadcast on Monday, Governor Wike directed religious groups to temporarily stop all forms of open worship.

He said: "with effect from the same date(Tuesday, March 24, 2020), all public parks, night clubs and cinemas in the State are to remain closed till further notice.

"Similarly, after due consultations with religious leaders, it was agreed that all religious organisations are to temporarily stop all forms of open worship . Public burial and wedding ceremonies are also banned within this period.

"In view of the fact that the disease spreads fast through body contact, social distance has become imperative if we are to contain the spread.

"May I, therefore call on all Religious Leaders, Traditional Rulers and Opinion Leaders in the State to assist government to implement these decisions by ensuring that persons under their care do not fall foul of this directive. "

Governor Wike directed Local Government Council Chairmen to ensure that public burials and weddings do not take place in their respective areas.

He said: "May I emphasise that Local Government Chairmen are to be held responsible if public burials and weddings take place in their Local Government Areas.

"Government will set up monitoring teams for the 23 Local Government Areas to ensure compliance. Defaulters will be seen as enemies of the State and will be made to face appropriate sanctions.

"My Dear Good People of Rivers State, the essence of governance is to protect lives and we cannot be indifferent when this COVID-19 continues to claim lives world-wide.

"We urge everyone to remain calm and maintain social distance. We shall continue to review the situation and adjust accordingly.

"Like I said in my Broadcast last Friday, these decisions may seem painful for all of us but there is no price that is too much to pay for us to stay alive. "

The Rivers State Governor stated with effect from Tuesday, March 24, 2020, surveillance posts will be set up across the state.

"The Rivers State Government having reviewed current developments across the country is desirous to further strengthen prevention measures across the State to keep our citizens safe.

"To this end, with effect from tomorrow, Tuesday, March 24, 2020 , Surveillance Posts are to be set up at the following Borders of the State:

(1) Emohua for motorists coming from Bayelsa and States

(2) Omerelu for motorists coming from Owerri

(3) Okehi for motorists coming from Imo State through Etche

(4) Akwuzie in Ogba/Egbema/Ndoni Local Government Area for motorists coming from Imo State

(5)Oyigbo Toll Gate for motorists coming from Aba and

(6)Opoku in Khana Local Government Area for motorists coming from Akwa Ibom State.

"Marine entry points: Port Harcourt and Onne Ports , Nembe, Bille,Bonny and NLNG Jetties are also going to be under surveillance. Each of the Surveillance Posts shall be manned by trained health and security personnel who will ensure that motorists and seafarers are tested before they are allowed to enter the State.

"All motorists and seafarers are please enjoined to cooperate with the Surveillance teams as they have been empowered to legitimately enforce this directive," Governor Wike said.

The Governor added: "I use this medium to call on citizens to minimise family visits . Rather , everyone should maintain contacts through the use of telephones. "

Crime › Re: Man Blinds Another During Fight With Lady Over Sex by AmazingELixir: 9:38am On Mar 23, 2020
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Metaphorically this is term erectile dysfunction.
Events › Re: 8 Nigerian Entertainment Events Cancelled Because Of Coronavirus by AmazingELixir: 7:11pm On Mar 22, 2020
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Science/Technology › Re: First Humans Acted Like Vegan Monkeys, 3 Million Years Ago - Study by AmazingELixir: 6:59pm On Mar 22, 2020
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Some of them are still in Nigeria in one particular party that goes by A_P......... lipsrsealed
Sports › Re: Ifeanyi George Dies In Motor Accident (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 5:16pm On Mar 22, 2020
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He had barely survived Corona virus only to succumb to another form of death...Indeed a 10001 ways to die in Nigeria.


Ifeanyi oya na RIP even though there's nothing peaceful about that form of death.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Are You Going To Church Today? by AmazingELixir: 10:05am On Mar 22, 2020
stevmatt15:
Then the whole of your generation is ignorant.

If u like hide inside the pit, corona go still catch you
Mumu, church and market which place get crowd pass, see them. Stupid people everywhere
.....And these are the words of a devout Christian keep deceiving yourself it is like ilks that steal offering money.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Are You Going To Church Today? by AmazingELixir: 10:04am On Mar 22, 2020
stevmatt15:
Then the whole of your generation is ignorant.

If u like hide inside the pit, corona go still catch you
Mumu, church and market which place get crowd pass, see them. Stupid people everywhere
And these are the words of a devoid Christian keep deceiving yourself it is like ilks that steal offering money.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Are You Going To Church Today? by AmazingELixir: 8:22am On Mar 22, 2020
stevmatt15:
Corona is too small to stop me from going to see my God in His Temple and Tabernacle.
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These are the kind of people that cause problems everywhere, why not go to the quarantine centre and test your faith since the virus is too small for you... you think God has time for ignorant people.
Politics › Re: Oil Price Fall: FG Moves To Use Pension Fund On Infrastructure by AmazingELixir: 8:14am On Mar 22, 2020
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Health › Re: Three New Cases Of Coronavirus Confirmed In Nigeria, Totaling 25 Cases by AmazingELixir: 8:11am On Mar 22, 2020
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The number is still manageable...
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos Bus Service Limited To Enforce No Standing Rule In Buses by AmazingELixir: 7:53am On Mar 22, 2020
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Long over due....this has been in my thought for a while now, especially the Primireo and Old red buses those guys stack humans like cartons.

The long dilapidated buses that ply Oshodi routes is even worse.
Romance › Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by AmazingELixir: 10:34pm On Mar 21, 2020
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Yeye fowl....oya gaan chop your oga meat make your third leg rest..

The fact that you are seeking for advice simply means you're reasoning that lady puna seriously.
Politics › Re: Fayemi, Obaseki, Ganduje And Sanwo-Olu In Lagos (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 7:03pm On Mar 21, 2020
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The possibility of one of the persons in that gathering testing positive to the virus is ....... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


PS ; I'm very surprised Edo state has no known case of Corona virus infection, the last I checked Edo state has the highest number of ambassadors to Italy.. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Travel › Re: Nigerian Railway Shuts Train Services Nationwide by AmazingELixir: 6:55pm On Mar 21, 2020
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The best news ever according to fulani herdsmen along Kaduna_Abuja highway ...business will start booming again
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ayman Zawahiri Could Be Eliminated Soon (Pix) by AmazingELixir: 6:07pm On Mar 21, 2020
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When will Abubakar Shekau be added to the list
Family › Re: Groom Dies On Wedding Day In Jos, Shocked Bride Lands In Hospital by AmazingELixir: 5:50pm On Mar 21, 2020
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Chisos! ....village pipu catch diswan siki_one
Travel › Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria Shuts All International Airports To Foreign Flights by AmazingELixir: 5:17pm On Mar 21, 2020
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Why won't the herdsman shut the borders after allowing in enough infected persons.

Very lazy and cerebrally inept government.
Celebrities › Re: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:20am On Mar 21, 2020
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Chai.!!!! Barry whyte and now Kenny Rogers my best acts ever....and now I'm left with Kenny G
Politics › Re: ICPC Arrests Okoi Obono-Obla by AmazingELixir: 8:11am On Mar 21, 2020
Yenefer:
Yep. I hate it that they wont let you comment without signing up.
However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Ignos are naturally עבריינים
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Which of the medic.... lipsrsealed institutions did you escape admission from..
Politics › Re: ICPC Arrests Okoi Obono-Obla by AmazingELixir: 8:05am On Mar 21, 2020
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Revenue is dwindling and Buhari dhan dey find money anyhow possible...no sacred cow anymore.
Education › Re: Video Of Reverend Sister Henrietta Alokha Who Died In Abule Ado Explosion by AmazingELixir: 7:58am On Mar 21, 2020
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This calls for celebration She is a very good candidate for heaven...she lead a life of service and humility dedicating a greater part of her life to the service of man and God.

I can't confidently say same of many people reading this thread now and wishing her RIP.
Business › Re: Central Bank Starts Uniform Exchange Rate For Naira, Now ₦380 To $1 by AmazingELixir: 7:46am On Mar 21, 2020
grandstar:
This is a fantastic development and sound economics has been allowed to carry the day.

I suspect the severity of the economic crisis presently before the country may have forced the government's hand.
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Fantastic indeed have you for a moment considered the impact it will have on commodities prices for an import dependent economy and its attendant inflationary pressures ...
Family › Re: No Court Marriage. Must We Separate By Going Through Divorce In Court? by AmazingELixir: 10:21pm On Mar 20, 2020
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Dem go dissolve wetin no exist in the first place...na to pack her things waka if she dhan tire naa, as for the pikin dem...Na the woman people get pikin na....if the man no pay bride prize come wan claim pikin...na to carry cutlass chase am away...unless the woman wan surrender the pikin dem on economic grounds...otherwise the man no get claim
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Jeremiah Godman Iziduh Impregnates Widow's 2 Daughters by AmazingELixir: 8:05pm On Mar 20, 2020
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The widow no get family wey she from ni....abi na those kind women wey dey carry church matter for head like galee??

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