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Chai awa population go soon increase ehhh....there will be toomuch sex this period.

I'm very sure Abba Kyari moving to Lagos for treatment prompted these donations from NIMASA...Kyari himself might even had instructed them to make the donation, the old fox ain't ready to die yet...life is too sweet for him at the moment.

CORONA VIRUS is not a death sentence afteral...

I'm tired of staying at home....so na so prison dey.

Aahh! Na so Akure come resemble red soil republic.....greedy people they are in complete control of red roof now they are challenging ipobians for red soil too.
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OP your own better....meanwhile how much dem dey sell one condo of garri for your area?

MisterGrace:
Foolish man. What does he not understand about social distancing, lockdown and safety?

To him, he's smart, not knowing that he's contributing to spreading the virus infection more.

See how they cluster in one place.

Will you shut up your gutter

Why is this drug baron suddenly all over the airways

How did this APC guy get into the employment of Gov. Seyi Makinde in the first place...the guy's lying ass reeks everything the broom wielding party.

Diswan na 4 bed isolation centre ...if case reach 5 wahala dhan come oo

Direct from where I thought Buhari is missing or has he been found...??



Buhari tweeting indeed....dis pipu wee not kee me..

todugo:
I Smell lies We know say Rivers State wan follow collect part of the money budgeted for covid-19 nd the funds donated by International Organisations to Nigeria now that bubu has signed the budget and is dew to release it other State will start announcing their own index case hungry leaders

NCDC that made the announcement in the first place is a federal government parastatal....Mr. Lie detector

That 1plus meter distance is toomuch for Nigerians to comply with....Nigerians no fit see that space without the temptation to jump cue...its in the DNA

Danfo nko..?

Owo da miscreants should all be quarantined...they all corona vectors

Useless gonment those bus stops wey agbero piss, dust and dorti dhan scatta since dem no consider to clean am...na corona out break dey RESET their brains. Nonsense and ingredients

NGpatriot:
If this mediocre and incompetent wike is Mr Project, then Ganduje in Kano must be Emperor, Field Mashall Project.

If you haven't been known for your daftness you would have realized that the picture showing the kano state project is a mere underpass with very minimal structural members not Spanning upto 20 metres with earth works on the other sections of the road as against serious structural work on the Rivers state design spanning over 80 metres with adjoining roads on both sides of the flyover.

Wicked OP you can't even be a good host to a gentle and harmless creature that came to visit you this Corona period, would you have preferred an infected human visitor...people are just wicked for nothing oya gaan eat it naa

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Rivers state governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike Says he is impressed by the pace of work at the Rebisi flyover bridge in Port Harcourt.

It would be recalled the governor initiated and awarded 3 flyover bridges in Port Harcourt all to be executed simultaneously within 18 months window.

This is one occasion I dey enjoy afonja miscreants ...when dem dey beat police hia dem dey carry mind put for back beat police dway I dey enjoy well well.

I remember one video wey make the round about some police officers wey kee one guy throway inside gutter...some Afonja wey catch one of the police guy beat the living day light out of the policeman, as dem dey tell am make him carry the guy dead body inside gutter dem dey still pummel am...that video sweet me nobi small.
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What is even wrong with this Davido...is he not aware of this pervading virulent pandemic....leg work kee am and him crew there.

TheChameleon:
Google UNN female hostel and stop crying here

C'mon bruv let's not go there UNN is a federal university and the inhabitants of the female hostel can't be tied down to a particular ethnic nationality, besides we all know having passed through the university that female hostels generally are seldom clean.

But if I want to do a Google search I would want to start with places like mushin, Ijora and Agege..

The few women we have in the legislature dying away..

TheChameleon:
This is why they create the myth that Yoruba ladies are dirty, they are unfaithful etc.

They know they can't have them and then try to sully them. If that fails, they resort to rape.

Useless beings!

It's not a myth but the plain truth, if you can't see that it only goes to show that you fall within thesame category piggy lifestyle....

•sets up border surveillance posts

• sets up Local Government Monitoring Teams

•Bans Public Burials and Weddings

•directs religious bodies to temporarily stop open worship

In furtherance of the commitment of the Rivers State Government to protect residents of the state, Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike on Monday announced that beginning Tuesday, March 24, 2020, all public parks, night clubs and cinemas will remain closed till further notice.

In a State Broadcast on Monday, Governor Wike directed religious groups to temporarily stop all forms of open worship.

He said: "with effect from the same date(Tuesday, March 24, 2020), all public parks, night clubs and cinemas in the State are to remain closed till further notice.

"Similarly, after due consultations with religious leaders, it was agreed that all religious organisations are to temporarily stop all forms of open worship . Public burial and wedding ceremonies are also banned within this period.

"In view of the fact that the disease spreads fast through body contact, social distance has become imperative if we are to contain the spread.

"May I, therefore call on all Religious Leaders, Traditional Rulers and Opinion Leaders in the State to assist government to implement these decisions by ensuring that persons under their care do not fall foul of this directive. "

Governor Wike directed Local Government Council Chairmen to ensure that public burials and weddings do not take place in their respective areas.

He said: "May I emphasise that Local Government Chairmen are to be held responsible if public burials and weddings take place in their Local Government Areas.

"Government will set up monitoring teams for the 23 Local Government Areas to ensure compliance. Defaulters will be seen as enemies of the State and will be made to face appropriate sanctions.

"My Dear Good People of Rivers State, the essence of governance is to protect lives and we cannot be indifferent when this COVID-19 continues to claim lives world-wide.

"We urge everyone to remain calm and maintain social distance. We shall continue to review the situation and adjust accordingly.

"Like I said in my Broadcast last Friday, these decisions may seem painful for all of us but there is no price that is too much to pay for us to stay alive. "

The Rivers State Governor stated with effect from Tuesday, March 24, 2020, surveillance posts will be set up across the state.

"The Rivers State Government having reviewed current developments across the country is desirous to further strengthen prevention measures across the State to keep our citizens safe.

"To this end, with effect from tomorrow, Tuesday, March 24, 2020 , Surveillance Posts are to be set up at the following Borders of the State:

(1) Emohua for motorists coming from Bayelsa and States

(2) Omerelu for motorists coming from Owerri

(3) Okehi for motorists coming from Imo State through Etche

(4) Akwuzie in Ogba/Egbema/Ndoni Local Government Area for motorists coming from Imo State

(5)Oyigbo Toll Gate for motorists coming from Aba and

(6)Opoku in Khana Local Government Area for motorists coming from Akwa Ibom State.

"Marine entry points: Port Harcourt and Onne Ports , Nembe, Bille,Bonny and NLNG Jetties are also going to be under surveillance. Each of the Surveillance Posts shall be manned by trained health and security personnel who will ensure that motorists and seafarers are tested before they are allowed to enter the State.

"All motorists and seafarers are please enjoined to cooperate with the Surveillance teams as they have been empowered to legitimately enforce this directive," Governor Wike said.

The Governor added: "I use this medium to call on citizens to minimise family visits . Rather , everyone should maintain contacts through the use of telephones. "

Metaphorically this is term erectile dysfunction.