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Crime › Re: Angry Mob Executes Suspected Bandit In Zamfara (Viewers Discretion Advised) by AmazingELixir: 7:24pm On Apr 01, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Oboy yee!...What a waste of skull...an invaluable asset in a particular section of the country.

If you know you know

Meanwhile I love this part of the report

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"The sad story of ZamfaraZamfara when people have no option but taking law into their handSuspected Bandit was catch in Shinkafi local government area of Zamfara State by civilian JTF know as (y'an sakai) and later execute without proper legal trial by an angry mob."

Celebrities › Re: Relative Uses Dead Body Of 'kay Low' To Curse SARS. Davido, Banky W React by AmazingELixir: 6:40pm On Apr 01, 2019
OKOATA:
When will you shut the fvck up you this bitter fool. Did he fraud you? Evil minded bastard like you should rot in hell where you belong, always looking for attention like a bag of poop. I wonder if you even have a job? always spitting about like a maniac. How many of the old politicians do you curse like that? Evil goat.
This is Sifia pain... easy bruv...you should have looked at his moniker and wake pass..

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: My Next Cosmetic Surgery Will Be Worth Over N5m by AmazingELixir: 11:39am On Apr 01, 2019
grin grin grin

Tonto my geh....I love you sweetie not even a thousand surgeries can change that..
Crime › Re: Kolade Johnson Death: Nigerians Call For #EndSARS On Twitter by AmazingELixir: 11:02am On Apr 01, 2019
grin grin

Of course the social media is the only sensible place to protest, make it live protest and catch a bullet..
Car Talk › Re: "No Abeg, Scratch And Work": Hilarious Inscription Found On A Car by AmazingELixir: 9:37am On Apr 01, 2019
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Even before seeing the number plate I instinctively knew it will be a vehicle registered in the wastelands
Crime › Re: Twitter Users Mourn Young Father Allegedly Shot Dead By SARS Officials by AmazingELixir: 9:30am On Apr 01, 2019
SteveOfu:
8 rules of life:

1. Be adaptable
2. Learn to say no
3. Patience is a virtue
4. Hard work always pays off
5. Fail fast, fail early, fail often
6. Stay away from toxic people
7. Giving is better than receiving
8. Don’t let others opinions hold you back
In your opinion do you classify me as Toxic?
Crime › Re: Twitter Users Mourn Young Father Allegedly Shot Dead By SARS Officials by AmazingELixir: 9:24am On Apr 01, 2019
SteveOfu:
“I lost My father at 18, My mother at 19, lost My son at 30, Then My Daughter at 33. And Hey!!
Life goes on, it’s not the end of it. But above all i choose to rise” Happy New month.
Your case is generational ... you've got good body though at least it's a compensation cheesy
Crime › Re: Twitter Users Mourn Young Father Allegedly Shot Dead By SARS Officials by AmazingELixir: 9:16am On Apr 01, 2019
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Sars is back Next level things....BUHARIIIIIII WHY !!!

Y'all keep raining curses on SARS and they keep losing it upstairs and taking mores lives...perhaps it's high time we explore a different tactic.
Education › Re: SS3 Student Falls From Mango Tree, Dies In Ondo (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:00am On Apr 01, 2019
cry cry cry

Chei ancestral curses has caught up with diswan ehhh!..Afonja and okuru who knows how many souls they've promised that mango tree.

RIP future hero that was cut off before his prime.
Romance › Re: Check Out Our Wedding Pictures by AmazingELixir: 8:54am On Apr 01, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy


BMC man I hope you were rewarded handsomely for your online wail...this is the best time to reap oooh!

Congratulations anyways.
Celebrities › Re: "My Wife is Here" - Davido spotted with Chioma in Bahamas after two months apart by AmazingELixir: 8:47am On Apr 01, 2019
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I'm betting they must have had countless rounds of sex....Davido and puna matter ehnn.
Politics › Re: Rivers On Knife’s Edge As INEC Resumes Collation Of Guber Poll Results by AmazingELixir: 8:46am On Apr 01, 2019
[[s]quote author=Japsylee post=77160997]Papa u r reaping the fruit u sowed in 2015..... The violence u unleashed on rivers people that year wike. Even you enter inec office and was shouting and rewriting results.
Monkey dey jump ..monkey dey jump... na when tree dey near......
Iranu.......[/quote][/s]

This is 2019 and countries making progress learn from their past experiences to move forward and better the past. Besides what happened in 2015 in Rivers state to a greater extent reflects the will of the people as Wike got a lot of sympathy votes because of Jonathan despite some electoral infractions.

Besides I don't know of any election in this country that has been won and lost without rigging.
Politics › Re: Rivers On Knife’s Edge As INEC Resumes Collation Of Guber Poll Results by AmazingELixir: 8:15am On Apr 01, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy


All these mofos sensationalizing the Rivers result collation...there's no knife edge anywhere just INEC delaying Wike's victory song.

Wike's victory is unnegotiable it is packaged sealed and awaiting delivery.
Crime › Re: SARS Stray Bullet Kills Boy Watching Football Match In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 12:01am On Apr 01, 2019
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What if he had played bet naija and his permutations worked who will then claim his win?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Changes Her Son's Name To King Andre Dikeh by AmazingELixir: 3:24pm On Mar 31, 2019
Okuda:
i swear all these ones wey she dey do na for the gram. in real life she changed nothing. she has no right to do so because
1. they were married when she birth her son.
2. the man did not gove her the consent to do so.
3. he is not dead.

all na mouth...
And if the man in question is not living up to his paternal responsibilities what then happens....or you think she is so daft as to go about effecting a change of the son's surname without substantive grounds

She's every bit entitled to rename her son if a case of dereliction is established on the part of the man toward the child, my issues with Tonto is her unguarded online rants and shinanigan.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Changes Her Son's Name To King Andre Dikeh by AmazingELixir: 3:03pm On Mar 31, 2019
[[s]quote author=WHITELIGHTER post=77145076]And she will come to twitter and start preaching like a truly repented farm tool(hoe)... Same gabbage coming from her dirty and empty head. One idiot will call this thing role model. I know someone who paid 1.5m to sleep with her and the dude is a G-guy from benin here[/quote][/s]

undecided undecided

Why someone and not you.....broke was modafvcker craving attention where there's not.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Changes Her Son's Name To King Andre Dikeh by AmazingELixir: 2:56pm On Mar 31, 2019
grin grin grin grin

Dis geh nogo kee person!!.
Politics › Re: Nkechi Ikpeazu Gifts A Widow Living In A Half-built Tarpaulin-mud, A New House by AmazingELixir: 2:15pm On Mar 31, 2019
huh huh huh

I'm really struggling to understand the import of the term gift as used in this context, is the money used to build that house her personnal money or money from the state coffers.

Anyways well done to the first lady the truth is that if she hadn't invested in the goodwill she would have probably used the money to enhance her already overflowing Jewery stock.
Politics › Re: INEC Rules Out Fresh Governorship Election In Rivers State by AmazingELixir: 1:46pm On Mar 31, 2019
olajizz01:
Wike ban APC through court, when LP roared,he banned them,But he couldn't secure cash and carry ban for AAC from our corrupt judiciary because AAC roared a day to an election.
undecided undecided

This young man the way you carry Rivers state election matter for head..i wonder weda dem bury your umbilical cord for Rivers state ooh!..

Rivers people have made their choice and it is Wike they chose, you either accept it as such or you gaan Ingest sniper.
Politics › Re: VIDEO: We Didn’t Hacked INEC Server But Got Our Info Through A WHISTLEBLOWER by AmazingELixir: 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2019
peacettw:
I knew someone will counter my concerns. Interesting.

So not only will this whistleblower be paid off handsomely, he also does not need to appear in court to testify since it can be made through a video. Are you sure about that?

Oh well, in that case, I wouldn't blame anyone for opting to be a whistleblower. Let's just hope his statements add up because my gut feeling tells me that this wasn't how the document was gotten
My friend if you had the opportunity to look at the document that PDP shared especially as it concern the INEC computer IP address, the document containing the aspirants and their votes and other computer details, you'll realise they are pictures taken by a camera in front of the computer and not direct system print out as would have been expected if it were hacked.

The fact is that PDP got that Information from someone within the INEC system that had access to those information.
Politics › Re: Rivers Guber: Wike And Awara Clash In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 12:52pm On Mar 31, 2019
[[s]quote author=Charly68 post=77142539] Aren't you ashamed of yourself! Ameachi ruled that state peacefully for 8 years ,.He silenced all the criminal elements in the state .But on daily basis ,there has been bloodshed in Rivers since your patron became the leader..aren't you ashamed![/quote][/s]


Claptrap! Your argument is bereft of logic how exactly did he silence all the criminals in his 8 years tenure...I guess he did so under thesame CP Mbu you guys claimed was used to oppress him.

You see how hollow your reasoning is...
Politics › Re: Rivers Guber: Wike And Awara Clash In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 12:44pm On Mar 31, 2019
[[s]quote author=Charly68 post=77142539] Aren't you ashamed of yourself! Ameachi ruled that state peacefully for 8 years ,.He silenced all the criminal elements in the state .But on daily basis ,there has been bloodshed in Rivers since your patron became the leader..aren't you ashamed![/quote][/s]


Claptrap
Politics › Re: Rivers Guber: Wike And Awara Clash In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 12:36pm On Mar 31, 2019
olajizz01:
Anytime I see Wike ,I see violence.



Rivers of cultists.
Ogbomosho brown roof inhabitant in twenty live cycles you and your generation can not come close to what Wike has achieved so your better shut your stinking hole.
Politics › Re: Rivers Guber: Wike And Awara Clash In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 12:33pm On Mar 31, 2019
[[s]quote author=Sunnyshinylight post=77139863]INEC, wike answer Awara questions, how and where did you got the results if the election were violent suspended[/quote][/s]
Politics › Re: Rivers Guber: Wike And Awara Clash In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 12:32pm On Mar 31, 2019
[[s]quote author=yarimo post=77140213]WIKE is a criminal he must be kick out from government house.[/quote][/s]

Take your wish to the wastelands and the lands of the head slammers.
Politics › Re: Why APC Sacrificed Governor Bindow In Adamawa by AmazingELixir: 11:21pm On Mar 30, 2019
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What da bleep does the broom wielding party mean by sacrificing...can someone remind them that they were roundly defeated at the presidential and kano state elections and that they are living on borrowed time.
Celebrities › Re: Cobhams Asuquo Shows Off His Family - Pictures by AmazingELixir: 11:09pm On Mar 30, 2019
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Cobhams Nigerian Stevie wonder
Romance › Re: Man Reveals His Friend's Girlfriend Of 6-months Is A Married Woman Of 2 Years by AmazingELixir: 5:30pm On Mar 30, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Okokobioko...

I just can't understand why things done in hidding are often times so sweet.
Family › Re: See How A Mother Tricks Her Baby Into Sleeping by AmazingELixir: 10:38am On Mar 30, 2019
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Lazy mother
Crime › Re: Eiye Cult Members Nabbed While Robbing Victim In Lagos. Photo by AmazingELixir: 10:24am On Mar 30, 2019
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Lagos state the sanctuary of cult culture from NURTW thugs, street gangs, primary , secondary and university cult gangs and groups. Na dia work. Not leaving out the traditional and ethnic cults like badoo and the likes.
Crime › Re: Eiye Cult Members Nabbed While Robbing Victim In Lagos. Photo by AmazingELixir: 10:24am On Mar 30, 2019
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Politics › BREAKING: Adamawa Governor-elect Fintiri Survives First Scare Hours After Defeat by AmazingELixir(op): 10:01am On Mar 30, 2019
Ahmadu Umaru Fintiri, Governor-Elect of Adamawa State, has survived the first attempt to have his governorship victory taken away from him — just hours after securing it.

To emerge victor in the Adamawa State governorship election, Fintiri had polled a total of 376,552 votes to beat Jibrilla Bindow, incumbent Governor and candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), who secured 336,386 votes. 

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) had declared him winner shortly before 1am on Friday. Hours later, the High Court sitting in Yola dismissed the case filed by the Movement for The Restoration and Defence of Democracy (MRDD) seeking the cancellation of the election and the ordering of a fresh one.

Reverend Eric Theman, candidate of the party, had approached the court with the suit, claiming exclusion of the party's logo on the ballot paper. But Justice Abdulaziz Waziri ruled that Theman and MRDD had failed to prove their case, saying "he who asserts must prove".

Also on Friday, Kassim Gaidam, the Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC) in charge of Adamawa State, issued Governor-Elect Fintiri with a Certificate of Return. 

Speaking at the occasion, which held at the INEC headquarters in Yola on Friday, Fintiri thanked the electorate for their confidence in him.

http://saharareporters.com/2019/03/29/breaking-adamawa-governor-elect-fintiri-survives-first-scare-hours-after-defeating-bindow

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