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Properties › Re: Cost Of Rent Around Lagos by AmazingELixir: 6:56pm On Apr 11, 2019
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Chai.
Crime › Re: Little Boy Electrocuted After Walking Into An Open Transformer. Graphic Photos by AmazingELixir: 6:40pm On Apr 11, 2019
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Chisos!...there's no manner of horrific death we have not seen in this country since 2015.

Ooh Lawd please have mercy on us.

Meanwhile Op that is a feeder pillar and not a transformer I know say you no sabi which be which.
Celebrities › Re: Ceec Wears Tight Massive Cleavage-Baring Outfit. Photos by AmazingELixir: 2:50pm On Apr 11, 2019
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The word " Massive " is being flagrantly abused on this platform and I don't like it...how can I rush to this thread expecting to see that Roman goddesses like thing or even Cossy size only to be greeted with oranges nor even grape.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is So Stupid I Almost Beat Her To Death (this Is What Happened) by AmazingELixir: 9:47am On Apr 11, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
I don't understand these. You mean you don't lend a helping hand to your gf? Even when you lost your job and stay at home, you don't think it's needful to help her out, especially since she's working. If you do help out, she would not be sending you on errands. Some women like kind men who help out with chores, if she wasn't okay with your nonchalant lazy attitude towards house chores, she should have just quit the relationship knowing you ain't her kind of man. If she's a peaceful lady, she wount fight for the house, if she can afford another house, give her sometime to tidy things for herself. It is a very good thing that the two of you have broken up, cuz u are incompatible and foolish fighting over silly things. If you can also get accommodation, then leave the house for her, it should be about peace and maturity, not trying to act like a man, nonsense.
You started your advise very well and ended woefully...you should remove the "nonsense" at the end of your post.
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamia Hosts Some Of His Colleagues In The 9th Assembly by AmazingELixir: 9:20am On Apr 11, 2019
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Desperation wan kee diswan, I hope he doesn't ingest sniper if his second time shot at the house of representatives speakership goes south.

Although he seem cerebral to me but the idea of imposition from external forces is a no no for our democracy let the rep members decide within themselves who they want.
Crime › Re: SARS Officer Who Raped Ochanya Samson Arrested. Photos by AmazingELixir: 9:13am On Apr 11, 2019
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Third leg matter nobi today matter ooh!...even Sars sef is not immune to it..
Crime › Re: Zambian Woman Takes Selfie With Her Half Dead Husband, Sends It To Her Boyfriend by AmazingELixir: 8:57am On Apr 11, 2019
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Her actions is borne out of joy that soon and very soon she will be en-joy-ing full life joy-stick real time with the expected passing away of the joy-less half-lifer
Politics › Re: APC Lawyers Set To Defend Governor Ganduje At Tribunal by AmazingELixir: 11:20pm On Apr 10, 2019
yarimo:
That is very commendable from patriotic lawyers, no place for rogues PDP politicians in kano state and nigeria in general.
cheesy cheesy

Nothing dey diswan head except APC matter.
Crime › Re: Man Nearly Shocked, While Connecting An Electric Pole With Bare Hands In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 11:15pm On Apr 10, 2019
lipsrsealed

Can't someone commit suicide in peace again in this country..aproko pipu everywhere.

Next please...
Crime › Re: Who Do We Blame When People Do This On The Street? (PHOTOS) by AmazingELixir: 3:18pm On Apr 10, 2019
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Politics › Re: Operation Puff Adder: Sultan Of Sokoto Pledges Full Support To Police Force by AmazingELixir: 3:15pm On Apr 10, 2019
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Nigerian security forces and funny operational names sef...

Na result we want ooh.
Crime › Re: Adebayo Gbadebo: Teacher Who Had Anal Sex With Students Arrested For Sodomy by AmazingELixir: 3:00pm On Apr 10, 2019
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Crime › Re: Adebayo Gbadebo: Teacher Who Had Anal Sex With Students Arrested For Sodomy by AmazingELixir: 2:54pm On Apr 10, 2019
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Teachers and MOGs these days ehnn....

violent crimes and sexual perversion is spiralling out of control in this country.
Romance › Re: If You Collect Money From A Guy After Sex, You Are Olosho - Young Nigerian Lady by AmazingELixir: 2:49pm On Apr 10, 2019
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What is diswan talking about....why then are they called olosho
Crime › Re: Family Of 6 Burnt To Death In Ebonyi Communal Crisis (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 2:44pm On Apr 10, 2019
topeayan:
South west is the only region that is peaceful today. We need restructuring cause am tired of bad news from the North, South south and South East
Something is devastatingly wrong with your thinking faculty shay it is in the north abi east that Sars clipped that modafvcker abi is it in my village kidnappers took a fire department chief and six others or is it not in that your horribly stinking ass that armed robbers raided a bank in Ondo leaving a trail of blood and death.

You this afonja wailers your deceit and treachery is better illustrated as thus.

Crime › Re: Family Of 6 Burnt To Death In Ebonyi Communal Crisis (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 2:33pm On Apr 10, 2019
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Oboy yee!...see as human beings dey like roasted Bush meat.
Crime › Re: Retired Policeman Assassinated! Pregnant Daughter-In-Law Go Into Coma (Graphic) by AmazingELixir: 5:42pm On Apr 09, 2019
lipsrsealed

Nemesis and sins of the fathers.


'My dad has being assassinated by unknown Assailants. He was shot and left in the pool of his own blood.an innocent man who served 35yrs in the Nigeria Police & retired, they murdered him in cold blood.

I doubt the bolded very much ooh police can never be innocent both serving and retired.

Anyway for humanity sake RIP to the dead.
Travel › Re: Kenyan Government Clears Blocked Drainage Ahead Of The Rainy Season (PHOTOS) by AmazingELixir: 4:44pm On Apr 08, 2019
lipsrsealed

If you just see pictures taken anywhere in sub Sahara African you'll just know immediately.

As for Lagos I just look out for plastic cans filled drainages or yellow danfo buses.
Christianity Etc › Re: Brighton Elliot Moyo Dies After 'Resurrection' By Prophet Lukau by AmazingELixir: 4:17pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Death has come to claim it's prize...I suspect Jaqen h'ghar
Car Talk › Re: Kenyans Mock Lagos Danfo (PHOTOS) by AmazingELixir: 4:12pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Auturugbeke!
Politics › Re: Zamfara Killings: Nigerians In UK Protest At The Nigeria High Commission by AmazingELixir: 4:08pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Nonsense pipu they had better come back home and suffer with us...we can't suffer next level by ourselves.
Family › Re: Pregnant Wife Pranks Husband That Her Water Broke by AmazingELixir: 4:07pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Kasala dhan gas oo
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy: Why I Am Yet To Marry by AmazingELixir: 4:02pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Who cares I definitely don't.
Travel › Re: Man Rejected A Bus That Later Had An Accident That Killed All The Passengers by AmazingELixir: 3:50pm On Apr 08, 2019
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He succeeded in cheating death for the time being, I suppose the next step is thanks giving the Nigerian way while relatives of the deceased go sorrowing and wailing.

How come with all the massive number of deaths in this country our population is never reducing.
Crime › Re: Herdsmen In Anambra Kill Six Farmers, Injure Many by AmazingELixir: 2:47pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Crime › Re: Bonny Iwuoha & Goziem Akpenyi: 2 Nigerians Stabbed To Death In South Africa by AmazingELixir: 2:46pm On Apr 08, 2019
stephleena:
Like seriously, this is the only time I wish the whole of Nigeria, had the northerners aggressive spirit,trust me MTN,SHOP-RITE, DSTV for don japa back to their xenophobic HIV ridden people..

Nobody has monopoly of violence .
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Aboy get small sense naa...na you go employ the pipu wey such fallout go necessitate...??

People must learn to differentiate emotions from logic when it comes to reasoning.
Crime › Re: Bonny Iwuoha & Goziem Akpenyi: 2 Nigerians Stabbed To Death In South Africa by AmazingELixir: 2:39pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Oboy yee!
Politics › Re: FG Declares Emergency On Public Health by AmazingELixir: 2:22pm On Apr 08, 2019
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The only emergency worth noting is when Buhari himself stops medical tourism.

He can't be declaring emergency while he flees to the UK when ever he experiences the slightest medical issue.

This deception only works for the B-zoned wailers.

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Beaten To A Pulp While Trying To Run From His Bills At A Nightclub by AmazingELixir: 2:21pm On Apr 08, 2019
Britishcoins:
And how did he becomes yahoo boy?

Just simply say, a yoruba destitute could not afford to pay his bill....

If someone wear good clothes, and orders for costly drinks he becomes yahoo boys.....

Be careful ooo
undecided undecided

I'm beginning to suspect you.....this your yahoo advocacy has a twist to it..
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Beaten To A Pulp While Trying To Run From His Bills At A Nightclub by AmazingELixir: 2:17pm On Apr 08, 2019
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Wahala dey naija oo
Politics › Re: APC: Why We Lost Election In Imo, Oyo, Others by AmazingELixir: 12:12pm On Apr 08, 2019
Kay512:
I didn't read this because of two things:

1. It's too long.
2. It is of no benefit to me.

With just #3,500, you too can start a blog. Ask me how.
Why then did you bother commenting and by so doing occupying valuable space.
Politics › Re: APC: Why We Lost Election In Imo, Oyo, Others by AmazingELixir: 12:01pm On Apr 08, 2019
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The answer to that is very simple nau....the people have realised what a monumental fraud the APC represents and decided to boot them out. The only people left with the broom wielding party are those in Zone B...

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