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Celebrities › Re: FFK Reacts To Onwuzuligbo Nneka Miriam Who Died Due To Buttocks Enlargement by AmazingELixir: 9:04am On Mar 28, 2019
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FFK is such an eccentric character....so from his busy political and topical issues schedule he still makes out time to reason woman buttock matter.

cry cry
As for the late beauty queen it is fortunate that she couldnt find contentment and comfort in her own skin, and just as FFK said vanity upon vanity.

Rest on late beauty you came forth from the loins of beauty and made whole by it but now your watch has ended in a quest not designed by nature hope others learn from your mistake.
Business › Re: Bolaji Oluwadunsin: Nairalander Wins 2019 Tony Elumelu Foundation Grant Of $5000 by AmazingELixir: 9:52pm On Mar 27, 2019
Op congrats ooh...

If you has consulted me on that miss FUTA contest I would have strongly advised against it...if your pic is that one I just sighted on your dp.
Crime › Re: Woman’s Corpse Found Floating In A River In Okrika, Rivers State (Graphic Photo) by AmazingELixir: 9:45pm On Mar 27, 2019
Can't someone swim in peace
Crime › Re: Man Tries To Rape Teenage Girl In Lagos Hotel After Offering To Help Her. Photos by AmazingELixir: 5:15pm On Mar 27, 2019
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Chai! my pipu how we go do this thing wey no get bone wey God put between our legs ooh
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Blasted For Stripping To Her Panties On Instagram by AmazingELixir: 5:09pm On Mar 27, 2019
IamD18:
Virgin ladies are the best set of ladies on earth.

I spit on every Non-Virgin lady. Nothing much really differs them from Cossy Orjiakor, the only difference is that they strip their panties for men in private with their lagoon pussay.

Spit on them. angry

Non-virgins don't deserve the air they breath.

They are the root of all evil.
I hope you know that the term virgin is unisex
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Blasted For Stripping To Her Panties On Instagram by AmazingELixir: 4:50pm On Mar 27, 2019
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Madt gal
Politics › Re: Buhari Celebrates Tinubu 67th Birthday: "Among Nigeria’s Pillar Of Democracy" by AmazingELixir: 4:48pm On Mar 27, 2019
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Just imagine Tinubu dey dey claim 67....lies from the pit of hell
Politics › Re: Several ‘flaws’ Identified In Atiku’s Presidential Election ‘server Result’ by AmazingELixir: 3:43pm On Mar 27, 2019
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Nonsense APC apologist post....are they now the court.

Rubbish people
Education › Re: Stephanie Idolor Is A Scam—man Who Visited Success’ Mom Narrates What Happened by AmazingELixir: 3:30pm On Mar 27, 2019
lipsrsealed

Opportunists once a story goes viral every tom dick and harry rushes in to take a bite off the cherry...
Crime › Re: Lady Raped, Half-unclad Corpse Found In A Bush In Enugu State. Graphic Photo by AmazingELixir: 3:29pm On Mar 27, 2019
freemanbubble:
Hmmmmmm

I don't know how person go get mind kill another person.
If i see a stranger who has not eaten i still feel pains inside me not to talk of killing

Even to kill chicken dey hard me

I don't understand
Just negode dis kind somebody...you'll feel pains inside seeing a starving person...instead of you assisting the person.

Nna mehn kupu yasef dia.....Mr pain feeler

Sports › Re: Meet Debbie Larry Izamoje, Daughter Of CEO Of Brila FM - Larry Izamoje by AmazingELixir: 3:19pm On Mar 27, 2019
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Wey the beautiful ...?
Crime › Re: Man Opens Fire On Churchgoers In Ebonyi, Kills Mother Of 7 (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 3:08pm On Mar 27, 2019
Only yee!!...diswan naa US style shooting oo shocked shocked shocked

Op but this your reportage get as e be o...the story just get k-leg one kin..
Politics › Re: Tribunal Orders Service Of Atiku’s Petition On Buhari by AmazingELixir: 1:27pm On Mar 27, 2019
ChristianNorth:
Lol, this is a flattery.

You can't institute a legal proceeding without servicing the summon personally. I have used that before to buy time in one useless litigation in Bayelsa to buy my lawyer some time.

Don't forget Wole is leading Buhari's team and that is favourite tactics anything he is clueless that guy is vulnerable without Ikpeazu SAN.

In 2015, Buhari (APC) vs Jonathan, that is a pre-election case at the Supreme court about the use of military in election, Wole dragged that case shameless that it was overtaken by events. A lot of lawyers blasted him for that and he shamefully defended that is also a defence tactics.

He is doing the same thing again to buy time, APC legal team is afraid of case so they are dodging summons. Don't forget they recently called for the arrest of Atiku and Secondus for accessing INEC server.

PDP is lining up 400 witnesses which is one of the biggest ever and they have hard evidence that is why they want the case to begin immediately.

With this motion, PDP can even serve them through the newspaper and APC will be forced to begin their defence or they will lose out entirely and their will be no leave for appeal.

Wole is not running to anywhere, let see how he can perform without Ikpeazu SAN.

Those fools rigged the election.
Very apt analysis and suggestions...are you into the business of adjudication..?
Politics › Re: PDP Set To Take Over Adamawa State - NewTelegraphng by AmazingELixir: 12:36pm On Mar 27, 2019
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That report is not Correct Op, it is not just 2 states the opposition PDP have taken over.... Oyo, Osun and Kano states inclusive, Ganduje is on that seat on borrowed time.
Politics › Re: No School Enrolment For Children Without Birth Certificate — Governor Akeredolu by AmazingELixir:
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This is targeted at future Tinubus the likes of whose immediate elder sister's son (Osun governor) is 63 and he is claiming 66

The one whose first wife died in Lagos recently unannounced at the age of 74 and very importantly the one whom the old boys of Government college Ibadan wanted to plan a reception for but when they asked which set he belonged till date no reply and the reception cancelled..

Dey wee not kee us in this country..

Politics › Re: N1.3 Trillion: 'Nigeria More Corrupt Now Than During My 5-Year Term' - Jonathan by AmazingELixir: 9:54am On Mar 27, 2019
[[s]quote author=Sirjamo post=77019009]I don't know how much truth is there in Magu's claim, but I am absolutely sure that Buhari's administration does not have the luxury of losing over a trillion naira to corruption, where did the money come from? Is it from crude oil whose value has been going south since 2014?[/quote][/s]


This youngman you have a penchant for reasoning through the wrong sources, you better detach your thinking faculty from your shi.t sack..
Politics › Re: Dave Umahi Building Project In Abakaliki, Ebonyi (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:39am On Mar 27, 2019
deji17:
Everytime, you wonder what Bayelsa, Delta state and others are doing with their Monthly allocation, when States with low allocation and large Civil Service are embarking on big projects like this...
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My friend if you have nothing to say you better shut your sh.it hole, the fact that you too lazy to find out or those governors don't pay huge amount of monies to media house or go about the social media brandishing their accomplishments doesn't mean they are not doing anything...go to Delta, Bayelsa and other south south and South East states Facebook accounts and see massive infrastructural developments.

Most of you come here to run your mouths carelessly because you manage to buy N100 data.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s External Reserves Hit $44bn First Time In 2019 by AmazingELixir: 9:23am On Mar 27, 2019
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Ok ooh foreign reserve is crawling upward and while foreign and local debt is sprinting to Jupiter.

I wonder who this brainless mofos want to impress
Career › Re: Real Madrid Football Academy Ready By May Ending Says Governor Wike by AmazingELixir(op): 1:52am On Mar 27, 2019
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Career › Re: Real Madrid Football Academy Ready By May Ending Says Governor Wike by AmazingELixir(op): 1:49am On Mar 27, 2019
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Career › Re: Real Madrid Football Academy Ready By May Ending Says Governor Wike by AmazingELixir(op): 1:44am On Mar 27, 2019
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Career › Real Madrid Football Academy Ready By May Ending Says Governor Wike by AmazingELixir(op): 1:41am On Mar 27, 2019
Real Madrid Madrid Football Academy in Port Harcourt will be completed and commissioned in May 2019 , Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has announced.

Speaking with journalists after projects inspection on Tuesday, Governor Wike said that the Academy would groom International football stars.

The Governor said that the project will create talented soccer players and manpower that will positively impact the economy of the state.

He said: "This project will be completed and commissioned before the end of May this year. As you can see, the facilities are almost set.

"This facility will create International soccer stars and develop the economy of the state".

Governor Wike said contrary to propaganda by the opposition, the Real Madrid Football has been developed since it was initiated.

"Already 12 coaches are already in training in Madrid to work at at the Academy. This academy will help the state".

He noted that so many soccer enthusiasts have applied for admission into the Academy.

Governor Wike also inspected the cinemas at the Port Harcourt Pleasure Park. The facility will be completed before May ending .

"This cinema will develop tourism across the region. We will build a five star hotel in Pleasure Park ", he said.

Crime › Re: Debby: Lady goes missing after traveling to Abeokuta to meet Ayo, online friend by AmazingELixir: 10:43pm On Mar 25, 2019
lipsrsealed

Afonja dhan mine diswan oooh chei
Crime › Re: Men Kill Taxi Driver In Rivers, Bury Him In A Bush After Boarding His Car by AmazingELixir: 10:38pm On Mar 25, 2019
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vioment:
Rivers state, from garden city to hell foundation. The place is so filled with lazy people, envious people, angry people, not too smart people but for them mind dem think say dem too smart, wickedness is everywhere there.


To be fair, the whole naija is not far from rivers, but the evil in rivers has made the devil give it the 1st position, while devil is the assistant only to rivers state.
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Arrant crap
Politics › Re: Wike Reacts As Akpo Bomba Yeeh Joins PDP by AmazingELixir: 10:05pm On Mar 25, 2019
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JusticeSeeker:
Wike thinks he can use money to do anything from buying judgments to people's conscience. He has bought INEC too but one entity he can't buy is GOD. He's taken away too many souls of which God can't allow him to go scot-free. Just a matter of time since he values no human life. Wike the killer.
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Who be diswan wey dey like him brain get direct link to him big intestine
Politics › Re: Akpo Bomba Yeeh Decamps To PDP, Dumps APC by AmazingELixir: 4:43pm On Mar 25, 2019
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KenOne:
And 2023 Ogoni man will come out to talk of Ogoni governor. We'll remind them of their serial betrayal.

How they destroyed APC, Accord and AAC.

Magnus Abe - Origin Ogoni to destroy APC
Barido - Origin Ogoni to destroy Accord
Akpo Yeeh - Origin Ogoni to destroy AAC

2023 Ogonis would start shouting marginalisation like they're the South-East of Rivers state.

Ogoni man have never been governor since the creation of Rivers state.

Ogoni man have never been deputy governor since creation of Rivers state.

Ogoni man have never been speaker since creation of Rivers state.

Ogoni man have never been chief judge since creation of Rivers state.

My question is how would Ogoni man become all these with their treachery behaviour as seen in this 2019 election, let them keep up with their sell out behaviour.

Dominant parties are taking note of their behaviour and they'll all see how it will manifest come 2023 when APC and PDP will over look the Ogonis in governorship ticket.

Let Wike keep using them for dirty jobs.

AAC deputy governorship candidate have collected his 200million from Wike, next is for them to sponsor him to AIT programme democracy today before this week runs out to speak and blast Amaechi as usual.

If Wike had use the money he used in bribing Abe, Barido and Akpo Yeeh all of Ogoni extraction to pay Rivers workers and pensioners been owed then hardship would have been reduced to 50% in Rivers.
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A sefialy pained wailer cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Ajimobi Awarded N30bn Last-minute Contracts In One Day, Says Seyi Makinde by AmazingELixir: 3:15pm On Mar 25, 2019
Gsteve01:
Thiefs

Ist time FTC
You meant thieves....
Politics › Re: Court Dismisses Suit Challenging Collation, Announcement Of Bauchi Results by AmazingELixir: 3:14pm On Mar 25, 2019
Zico5:
One thing Buhari fails to understand is that history is there to judge him if truly this is the way his predecessors ran the affairs of this country. Obasanjo single-handedly removed Fayose from office for corruption despite his closeness to him but Mr integrity openly endorsed Gandollar and made sure he returned to office despite Kano people's objection to this. Now they are trying to prove their mettle again in Bauchi. The dullard will surely go down the memory as the worst and tyrant president ever ruled the affairs of this country.
Which history go judge Buhari...history has no bearing in Nigeria besides Bubu doesn't read and he had already lived the best times of his life.
Car Talk › Re: Not Washing Your Car Properly In Australia Could Earn You A Fine Of N162,000 by AmazingELixir: 1:06pm On Mar 25, 2019
Countries that functions not the type the military and the police snatch ballot boxes
Romance › Re: Faith Ogochukwu: Soldier Exposes Married Man On Facebook. See Why (photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:45am On Mar 25, 2019
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And the soldier woman sucksexfully edited away her emotional responses not to give away the fact that she fell for modafvcking Casanova.....

But my pipu men ehnn..how dey go do us for puna matter
Romance › Re: Faith Ogochukwu: Soldier Exposes Married Man On Facebook. See Why (photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:45am On Mar 25, 2019
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Politics › Re: Commissioning Turns Sour As Angry FCT Minister Suspends FCT Fire Service Boss by AmazingELixir:
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This reminds me what happened at one of the TCN facilities in Lagos when Fashola came on an inspection tour, the usually very unkempt environment was hastily cleaned up and the district head had earlier on gone to borrow transformers, isolators, breakers and other maintenance spares from different locations and neatly arranged them in their store room, when Fashola finally arrived he was all smiles and nodding his head like agama lizard in acceptance of the organisational expertise of the district.

After he departed they started moving back the gears to their owners and where they belonged and back to square one they returned.

I'm absolutely sure these modafvckers have been provided with funds to stock their stores but some corrupt greedy mofos had diverted the money for personal gains.

This country is such a terrible place, the corruption in the civil service is mind boggling, thieves and crooks all over the place.

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