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Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife Over Nagging In Rivers (Disturbing Photos) by AmazingELixir: 4:28pm On Oct 15, 2018
shocked

O! Boy this is capital beating...this is a typical example of physical expression of frustration!
Politics › Re: Soldier Killed In Abia Gas Explosion (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 11:33am On Oct 14, 2018
shocked

So Nigerian soldier follow the boys wey dey vandalize pipeline?
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by AmazingELixir: 8:44am On Oct 14, 2018
grin

It's a DNA thing, cheating is engraved in a man's genome, any man that doesn't cheat fights against his nature.

For the ladies my advice is try not to understand the reason, try not to even probe to find out if your man is cheating because you will definitely will.

Just manage us the way we are we can't help ourselves.. grin grin
Romance › Re: I Had My Baby From 1-night Stand With Stranger - Married Woman Cries Out by AmazingELixir: 8:23am On Oct 14, 2018
grin

If the husband get sense make him accept the baby Kia Kia... because that's his only chance of laying claim of having a child.

There are somany impotent men this days what's really happening
Politics › Re: Rivers APC Governorship Candidate, Coles Picks Running Mate by AmazingELixir: 11:57am On Oct 13, 2018
grin

A loser and his runing mate
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill 28-year-old Lagos Engineer After Robbing Mother (photo) by AmazingELixir: 11:46am On Oct 13, 2018
lipsrsealed

Lagos is a breeding ground for criminals, it is in Lagos you'll see streets with gates yet armed robbery persist.

I can't imagine myself staying out a well Secured estate it Lagos, the rent is somewhat high including security, infrastructure and psp levies but I don't mind.

Nothing compares to rest of mind especially when you have vulnerable people around you.
Politics › Re: Corper Timinipre Isaac Indiamaowei Erects Statue Of Governor Wike In Rivers by AmazingELixir: 11:12am On Oct 13, 2018
grin

This corper is definitely not leaving Rivers state with a lean purse....Wike is most likely going to grease his palm...

The status doesn't exactly look like Wike though but the shade is spot-on
Health › Re: Nigeria Among The Top 10 Countries With The Highest Fertility Rates In 2018 by AmazingELixir: 10:48am On Oct 13, 2018
undecided

Just imagine...this is the kind of stats where you will see Nigeria sitting comfortably at the top, and the worrying part is that the poor and wretched are the ones that give birth like rats
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In India For Illegally Staying In The Country by AmazingELixir: 10:21am On Oct 13, 2018
shocked

Hmm! India of all places what could be attracting Nigerians to that place. The summary is that things must be so tough back home to warrant such movement.

Nigeria really need to fix herself
Politics › Re: APC Appoints Lanre Issa-Oniku As New Spokesperson by AmazingELixir: 10:09am On Oct 13, 2018
grin

APC just suddenly realised the damage Oshomole has done..I just hope diswan will be cerebral enough to curtail his utterances..
Travel › Re: Update On The Oshodi-Airport Road Construction by AmazingELixir: 9:41am On Oct 13, 2018
cry cry cry

Ambo too bad the conspiracy at bourdillon prevented you from reaping the accolades of your dream for Lagos state.

Ambo you had big dreams but the landlord of Lagos YES the one with the brown teeth with his gang of leeches thought otherwise.

Ambo if you can, just complete the projects you can before time runs out.. posterity will remember you...
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Hangs Out With Uche Jombo (PHOTOS) by AmazingELixir: 9:39am On Oct 13, 2018
boss1310:
may be its me but Ini Edo looks different here
The banks just reminded me that today is my birthday,I always forget these things.Happy birthday to me
grin

Happy birthday to you bruv...the size of the pocket determines what is remembered are what is deliberately forgotten this days..
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Hangs Out With Uche Jombo (PHOTOS) by AmazingELixir: 9:36am On Oct 13, 2018
sLentlover7778:
Hope say dem don Aticulate?? I only deal with people way sabi road.. is either you Aticulate or Aticulate that's the only two option on ground now..

#Atiku2019
Seems you've appointment yourself as Atiku's online campaign manager.

I only prays he remembers you during the time of harvest, that is ofcourse if locusts and sweeping flash flood doesn't ruin the harvest party.
Politics › Re: Pipeline Explosion In Osisioma, Abia Kills Many, Burns Down Houses (Graphic Pic) by AmazingELixir: 3:17pm On Oct 12, 2018
lipsrsealed

One look at those gory pictures one is tempted to believe the victims are pipeline vandals...they are all young men in their prime.

RIP young hustlers.
Nairaland General › Re: Rivers Flood: Huge Python Killed In Obagi Community In Onelga (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 3:14pm On Oct 12, 2018
sad

Oh! beautiful creature what a way to die.... nature's fury spares no creature human or animal alike

RIP poor big beautiful snake.. Nigeria is one of the worst places for an animal, hunger and deprivation has turned us to near savages...

Up North Nigerians are turning against their country men slicing them open just as they did this poor gentle giant...down south creatures sacked by the rampaging flood, runing to humans with the hope of seeking shelter only to be put to the sword.

What a world, what a country, poor slain beautiful gentle giant go rest in peace even though your captors sliced you into pieces. cry cry
Crime › Re: Staff Steals 52 Computers, 3 Weeks After Employment (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 12:15pm On Oct 12, 2018
dadalicious:
Ogun state police should be inaugurated
They have been trying recently
shocked

Inaugurated Kwa!.....are they un-inaugurated before...
Pets › Re: Photos From KCR Pet And Car Wash Event by AmazingELixir: 11:57am On Oct 12, 2018
diebuhari1:
Where his Buhari the animal? I guess he's a wild animal
undecided

Mind the choice of your words, despite anything PMB is someone's father and the president of a country.

What you guys are doing is wrong by denigrating and disrespecting the office and person of the president
Education › Re: Enugu Beats 17 States To Win NNPC Science Quiz Competition by AmazingELixir: 9:02am On Oct 12, 2018
cool cool cool

God bless Niger Delta for creating the platform for NNPC to exist in the first place.

Niger Delta the spinal cord of the nation.
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Chioma Go Out On A Date Amidst Breakup Rumor (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 11:20pm On Oct 11, 2018
shocked shocked shocked

Chei kemi's PTSD has metamorphosed to warped reality and delusion of grandeur.
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina Posts Cryptic 'reaction' To Obasanjo's Endorsement Of Atiku by AmazingELixir: 7:48pm On Oct 11, 2018
lipsrsealed

The only thing that will stop Atiku from defeating the incumbent is the likelihood of APC conspiring with the Security agencies and INEC to rig the election.

My concern for Atiku is that would be the case, but on the flip side Atiku Abubakar has smelt blood I don't see him resting in his oars knowing fully well what APC and her cohorts got planned for him.
Politics › Re: Pay Omo-agege His Entitlements Or Appear In Court, Judge Warns Saraki by AmazingELixir:
undecided


Omo agege that should be in prison for the sacrilege he committed with his thugs in the hollow chambers.

Bleep that judge for this pronouncement
Travel › Re: More Pictures Of The Lagos-Ibadan Railway Construction by AmazingELixir: 6:53pm On Oct 11, 2018
lipsrsealed

Op are you on payroll to be hyping this rail project...the way you're going before the project is completed we wouldn't have any new image to see..
Politics › Re: Senate Confirms 22 Commissioners For NPC, Rejects One (full List) by AmazingELixir: 5:57pm On Oct 11, 2018
lastmessenger:
Because of election we are no longer 5%. Even if you chase osibanjo and make Igbo man your vice president, i will still vote for Articulate.
Articulate till 2090 and beyond. Argue with your fellow zombie.
grin

It's like with the disappearance of Nnamdi Kalu your supreme deity...you have adopted Atiku as your new god...

Ipob will not be the end of me on this platform
Politics › Re: APC Is Dead In Taraba – ‘mama Taraba’ by AmazingELixir: 4:50pm On Oct 11, 2018
lipsrsealed

Hmm diswan that just decamped has started spewing like an erupting volcano....
Politics › Re: 2019: Obasanjo Forgives Atiku, Endorses Him For President by AmazingELixir: 4:47pm On Oct 11, 2018
gaby:
In all of these and based on past experiences, I hope Nigerians will be able to look beyond these charades of individuals abrogating to themselves the toga of kingmakership by deciding for the entire populace who should be leading them.

These wanton display of megalomania and narcissism are certainly not borne out of love for country and care for the poor but to keep their relevance and perpetuate their allies in power as they keep with the tradition of plundering and sharing our commonwealth amongst themselves.

We should be deciding who to lead us based on what their pedigrees and manifestos are.

The one thing I have noticed about these our papa's and the one reason I am still sure they still have an edge over us the youths is their intelligence and the sort of education limited or advanced that they were blessed to have had access to when Nigeria was still under the British rule.

My dad is of the same class and even though most of them might not have gone beyond the standard 5, their use of English and ability to articulate themselves gets me vexed at what they bequeathed to us as a country and educational system. It hurts to see they had the best but stood aside and watch while it all went south for us.

I've listened to Obj, Atiku, Buhari, Ojukwu, Gowon, Ibb and a host of them and trust me, bar the accents, these guys understand the English language and would take today's graduate to the cleaners. I enjoy listening and reading from them and its a secret to understanding and garnering some wisdom. I never did a University but i grew up listening to and reading loads from these guys. I was a nosey Lil boy who'd read daddies books about the civil war and every newspaper article. I can tell you the a -z about newswatch magazine, how it was founded including the names of the founding members..lol. I was just under 10 years old at this time.

I tell it the way I feel it and never intend to slight anyone.

Enjoy my siggy
You're an unrepentant zombie and it is crested in your DNA.
Crime › Re: Gunshots As Rival Gangs Clash In Fadeyi Area Of Lagos. Photos by AmazingELixir: 3:16pm On Oct 11, 2018
lipsrsealed

Fadeyi boys are amongst the most violent, aggressive and criminally minded youths in the whole of Lagos state, sporadic shooting along that axis especially on the ikorodu road section is a reoccurring ritual. Cultism is a way of life over there.
Politics › Re: Anxiety As Nigeria’s Fresh 25 Oil Cargoes Await Buyers by AmazingELixir: 1:14pm On Oct 11, 2018
huh

Wasn't it on this platform that it was reported that the Polish government had declared intention to buy Nigerian crude...

Buhariiiiii what have you done this time oooh!...
Food › Re: Man Who Went To Harvest Yam, Catches A Giant Squirrel In His Farm (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 1:00pm On Oct 11, 2018
grin

Hard working Nigerian cum ipobian....you certainly deserve your reward
Travel › Re: LRU Rescues Fatal Accident Victims On Berger Bridge, Lagos (photos) by AmazingELixir: 12:56pm On Oct 11, 2018
lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Peruvian Man Uses Google Street View To Get Direction, Catches His Wife Cheating by AmazingELixir: 12:15pm On Oct 11, 2018
grin

Infor. Tech uncovering discrete affairs since the dawn of tech revolution
Politics › Re: Stop Coercing Witnesses To Implicate Me, Fayose Tells EFCC by AmazingELixir: 12:12pm On Oct 11, 2018
GoTV:
When we warned that Fayose's recklessness will lead to his doom many easterners cheered him on all because of their hatred for our dear President Muhammadu Buhari. Fayose is now left alone while his IPOB supporters are licking Atiku's balls. I hope the Efcc grills you hard like grilled chicken. God bless president Buhari and grant him long life to lead us beyond 2019. Amen sad
grin

Thankgod you didn't include your usual gab.."we Christians are the problem of Nigeria"

Bloody head slammer
Politics › Re: Ekiti House Of Assembly Impeaches Speaker And Deputy, Hon Alagbada Now Speaker by AmazingELixir: 12:05pm On Oct 11, 2018
ChrisMafian:
All PDP politicians are corrupt, come 2019 we will send them packing from all political offices.
grin

All APC politicians are saints including Lawal, Daura, Ganduje, Amaechi, Tinubi, fashola, amosun yari and co.

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