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Politics › Re: Our Growth Projections Contradict That Of Nigerian Government – IMF by AmazingELixir: 7:07am On Oct 22, 2018
grin

This is hardly surprising....is it not APC in government again, bunch of career liars
Sports › Re: Aper Aku Stadium Wears New Look Ahead Of CAF Champions League by AmazingELixir: 7:06am On Oct 22, 2018
lipsrsealed

Op Instead of showing us the stadium you are busy showing picture of a rebranded governor
Politics › Re: Flood Sacks Otuoke, Ex-president Jonathan’s Hometown In Bayelsa by AmazingELixir: 6:51pm On Oct 21, 2018
ManirBK:
Badluck the agogoro drunkard looter number one.
undecided

You see how common sense is expensive for people like you...
Politics › Re: "President's Men, Governors Plot Against Oshiomhole" - This Day by AmazingELixir: 3:33pm On Oct 21, 2018
olatade:
Wait ooo!

So, if I vote for Peter Obi now, Atiku would win? And PDP will be in power again 2019?
Saraki would remain the Senate President?

Obasanjo would march into Aso Rock again whenever he wants?
Our National leaders would become Wike, Fayose, dino melaye Fani-Kayode?

Dasuki would be released and diezani would be back to loot our treasury...no, never again would this happen!

Habadai!!!!!

Nigerians won't go back to Egypt again.
For the Egyptians you saw in the last 16years will not surface again.

Copied.
As it is now Nigerians are drowning in the red sea.... Egypt seem a better option
Celebrities › Re: Chris Ekejimbe Is Dead by AmazingELixir: 6:39pm On Oct 20, 2018
shocked
Choi
Travel › Re: Top 3 Roads Gov Ambode Transformed From Traffic Prone To Traffic Free by AmazingELixir: 9:12am On Oct 20, 2018
Lexusgs430:
You see so....... I never mentioned bus stops.........
undecided

The young man you quoted what was it about....plane stop?
Celebrities › Re: Ebuka And Usman Shagari Are Making Ladies Drool With These Hot Pictures! by AmazingELixir: 8:38am On Oct 20, 2018
shocked


Hmm! Fulani people too dey gym...??
Travel › Re: Top 3 Roads Gov Ambode Transformed From Traffic Prone To Traffic Free by AmazingELixir: 8:36am On Oct 20, 2018
Lexusgs430:
You asked if Lagos state had a masterplan ? I stated yes ........

It looks like you are now contradicting yourself or arguing with yourself...........
Perhaps you misconstrue the original import of my question, the emphases are on the projects listed on this thread...if you're quick to state that the bus stops currently being constructed by Ambode are not in line with your so-called master plan....the 3 projects captured are they part of any grand master plan....?
Crime › Re: Thief Electrocuted While Trying To Steal Wire During Power Outage. Graphic Pics by AmazingELixir:
cool

Instant justice.... justice is sweetest when served this way...no processes, no bureaucracy, no time lag..just swift and direct.

The onus is for him now to go to the judges of the afterlife and explain what killed him and the circumstances that lead to it.

I pity him ...he will still be found guilty there.
Travel › Re: Top 3 Roads Gov Ambode Transformed From Traffic Prone To Traffic Free by AmazingELixir: 8:15am On Oct 20, 2018
Lexusgs430:
Lagos state has a masterplan, 100% ........ Is it been followed or fair ?
Every city has a master plan....what is taking place in Lagos state doesn't come close to that plan....BRT on ikorodu road was Fashola's creation and Ambode is in the process of creating his own BRT plan along Lagos Abeokuta road.

The only project that falls in line with the original plan is the rail network started by Jakande which is in its in comatose
Travel › Re: Top 3 Roads Gov Ambode Transformed From Traffic Prone To Traffic Free by AmazingELixir: 7:43am On Oct 20, 2018
Lexusgs430:
Not part of the masterplan grin
undecided

Which master plan... have you ever sighted the so called master plan...?
Health › Re: Drugs From China Containing Human Parts - South Korean Ministry Raises Alarm by AmazingELixir: 11:33am On Oct 19, 2018
shocked
Crime › Re: Mentally-challenged Beggar Caught With N200,000 In Anambra by AmazingELixir:
lipsrsealed

Slam dunk case...partime beggar and part oloshory

The authorities should please not deprive her the fruit of her labour grin

By the way why do certain men derive pleasure in sleeping with mentally challenged women.

Wayback when I was still in the grove game my friend and I were coming back from the club way into the night..as we made a detour from the major road into our street by a block moulding roadside factory...we started hearing a female moaning as we wondered where the sound was coming from thinking that someone might be in distress...we followed the trail of the sound and as we approached the moaning became louder and the moaning was accompanied by .."E dey sweet me''...at this time we sensed what was going on and we decided to tip toe and take them by surprise... immediately we bursted them what we saw dropped our jaws simultaneously...two young men were seriously bleeping a well known mad woman in the area.. immediately they sighted us the nigger inside the madwoman slid out and took to his heels unclad with just his singlet on...his accomplice followed him immediately..we nearly bursted their heads with stones...mehn those guys were damn fast....we came back took the guy's trouser and boxer and threw it across the fence bothering the block factory...all the while the mad woman was laughing at us sheepishly....we went our way in laughter. After a long while we saw the madwoman heavily pregnant.
Politics › Re: UN Contradicts National Population Commission, Says Nigeria’s Population 195.9m by AmazingELixir: 11:49pm On Oct 18, 2018
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

All the people killed by Boko haram + the herdsmen killing + those that had their skull mined + those killed by armed robbers/ kidnappers + those that died on their way to Libya + those killed by violence road accidents + those that died from sicknesses and natural causes + those that died from communal clashes + those that had bade Nigeria goodbye and emigrated to other countries + those that committed suicide + etc


Yet Nigeria population is still growing....hmm Nigerians must have a semblance to rats when it comes to reproduction, little wonder you see rats in practically all the homes in the country.
Health › Re: Buhari Signs White Paper That Bars Public Doctors From Owning Private Hospitals by AmazingELixir: 6:39pm On Oct 18, 2018
kiss

Mass resignation envisaged because most of the doctors are culprits
Health › Re: Stick Used As Drip Stand In Kebbi Hospital (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 6:34pm On Oct 18, 2018
grin

Najuria my country
Travel › Re: This Is Lagos; A City Swimming In Filth (see PHOTO) by AmazingELixir: 5:28pm On Oct 18, 2018
lipsrsealed

Lagosians are originally very dirty set of people...open drainage is like a waste dump site for them.

There's no need clearing the waste the grotesque site can be presented to prince Charles and his wife as tourist sites when they come visiting early next month

Eko Oni baje
Politics › Re: Lagos House Of Assembly Dares Ambode, Orders PSP To Resume Work by AmazingELixir:
shocked shocked shocked

Hmmm! Legislators now taking over executive responsibilities...the humiliation of Ambode is now going full circle.

Just imagine the hitherto rubber stamp assembly that wavers to the whims and caprices of the governor before the APC primary debacle now stand up to the governor in defiance.

A popular proverbs goes as thus ;If the rhythm of the drum beat changes, the dance step must adapt..

Who is the drummer... definitely domiciled in bourdillon
Politics › Re: Ganduje Bribery Video: Kano Protesters Shout ‘Ganduje Barawo’ (Video) by AmazingELixir: 4:30pm On Oct 18, 2018
grin

Crisis situation... how would this man get out of this quagmire

I suspect Jonathan and PDP tempted Ganduje to take dollar bribe grin

Meanwhile how was this protest possible thought the police banned any kind of protest on this issue.... PDP must have bribed the police too ooh... grin
Romance › Re: She Has A Very Big Yansh But Tiny Chest & Wont Allow Me Touch Her Breast by AmazingELixir: 4:15pm On Oct 18, 2018
undecided

Op don't be so dumb,....abi are you the proverbial man that does things thesame way all the time and expecting different outcome.

Kamman explore quickiie method from the backside without her taking off her clothes and see If it wouldn't work...what do you need the boobs for when they are obviously not available.
Car Talk › Re: Checkout Our Made-In-Nigeria Keke NAPEP (PHOTOS) by AmazingELixir: 4:06pm On Oct 18, 2018
kingkakaone:
U just can't be happy for once about Nigeria, can you?
Abeg they tried.
So far they assembled it here it is ok. At least someone got a job through that.
My brother I'm happy...I just think by now these machineries are things we should be producing locally...we can't afford to be left behind like this naa..
Car Talk › Re: Checkout Our Made-In-Nigeria Keke NAPEP (PHOTOS) by AmazingELixir: 3:58pm On Oct 18, 2018
I'm more interested in the percentage local content of the mechanical components especially the engine and drive assembly.
NYSC › Re: NYSC BATCH 2017 B STREAM-1 POP Pictures by AmazingELixir: 3:54pm On Oct 18, 2018
Congrats

Unfortunately you're arriving bubu's Nigeria... wish you good fortune in your job hunt..the real struggle begins here on
Celebrities › Re: Fan To Anita Joseph: 'Lose Weight To Increase Your Chances Of Getting Married' by AmazingELixir: 3:49pm On Oct 18, 2018
Westaslave2:
Anita dey ar jealous of ur success ,houses at lekki, chicago,illnois n calaber! One of d biggest fastfood at chicago! Wat more can i say anita u ar super rich!

Men ar full of jealousy eeh!

Anita make more money anytime u feel lyk settling
"Just buy urself some hungry guys ,pick d best n marry " Men ar 2 hungry dis days tanks 2 sai baba"
grin
NYSC › Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by AmazingELixir: 3:30pm On Oct 18, 2018
Congrats sha....but endeavour to go for professional certificates that will enhance your job prospects...those are the ones that counts in the scheme of things.
Politics › Re: 2019: Yoruba Youths Set Agenda For Atiku by AmazingELixir: 3:13pm On Oct 18, 2018
Hmm!

Afonja youths Atikulating... shocked

Their head slamming brothers and MURIC wouldn't like this ooh!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kingwa Kamencu Releases Unclad Pictures by AmazingELixir: 2:49pm On Oct 18, 2018
made4naija:
Ok
wink

I seriously recommend you and I join this party....what say you?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kingwa Kamencu Releases Unclad Pictures by AmazingELixir:
lipsrsealed

Gradually and in steady steps Africa is catching up with the western world where the mystery of nudity in public space and places is demystified.

We are almost there and there's no stopping Africa particularly Nigeria, Kenya, south Africa and Ghana..
Romance › Re: South African Lady Weds Man Who Photobombed Her Photo 7 Months Ago by AmazingELixir: 2:43pm On Oct 18, 2018
cool

Persistence has most often worked out when trying to woo a lady... fortunately for me I never really struggle to woo a lady...dunno maybe because I'm good looking.. grin

However there's a girl that turned me down wayback i still remember her in my mind's eye damn she as a violent work of art... grin
Family › Re: Sad-Looking Bride Goes On Honeymoon, Kisses Husband, Now Looks Happy (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 2:02pm On Oct 18, 2018
shocked

What could possibly have lead this lady to marry this kind of man bikonu..??

Could this be what they meant by the maxim..Love is blind
Travel › Re: Corpses Recovered As Bus Plunged Into A River In Ahoada, Rivers State. Photos by AmazingELixir: 1:11pm On Oct 18, 2018
cry

Ooh! see fine well endowed sweet babes wasted, it's always advisable to learn how to swim, they could have been able to save themselves if they had.

RIP beautifully endowed ladies.
Travel › Re: Khalid Al-makura: Drunk Governor’s Son Crushes 6 Persons In Motor Accident by AmazingELixir: 1:05pm On Oct 18, 2018
Ok ooh! Using the citizen's money to kill them....karmic has finally caught up with their progeny,

The authorities shouldn't let him off the hook ooh!..

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