Komu1048:



Some of you kids will just wake up n start typing rubbish, I blame it on half education. So your message to people is to be wicked, anyways enjoy your wickedness while some of us have been good n have enjoyed goodness from people. Gracias

lol be good to people but if they choose to wicked you pay back evil with evil

ppogba:


Be rest assured you will still learn more as long as you are a Nigerian.
Some of the things you will learn is that religious titles are for nothing other than to make you loose guard and trust who you should not trust.
Some of the things you will learn is that, more people love you for what they get from you and that when the chips are down, virtually all will desert you. Then, your phone will ring less.

Happy learning.

journey of life everyday learning. God help us in this matrix

Lukepeter:

You are a confuse nigga, can't you just mind your business and remain focus on your goal? Most you be evil?

learn to not be too friendly with people. Pay evil with evil

I just realized this year, I’m in my 30s already that being a nice friendly person around people is not good. I learned late but I’m grateful for the knowledge. Fxxk me, it hurts my feelings a lot. That’s how humans behave just focus on yourself and let people be🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲☹️☹️☹️. Just don’t be too friendly because everybody wants to take something from you since you’re a good person. Good people die early. Jesus said he’s coming back and he has been back and has been killed severally. Stay wicked and pay back evil with evil
Maybe I was raised not to be toxic but as a man learn to be toxic, be evil to evil people

I just realized this year, I’m in my 30s already that being a nice friendly person around people is not good. I learned late but I’m grateful for the knowledge. Fxxk me, it hurts my feelings a lot. That’s how humans behave just focus on yourself and let people be🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲☹️☹️☹️. Just don’t be too friendly because everybody wants to take something from you since you’re a good person. Good people die early. Jesus said he’s coming back and he has been back and has been killed severally. Stay semi wicked and pay back evil with evil. People that you’re kind to will be the first to do you evil

Women world is scary. They feel they’re smarter than guys. Just don’t be too nice too bad to people. Be semi toxic to them. Always para for women

Tarif has already been increased since🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝 Data dee finish fast this days. Even on 3g network eee no dee last. Waiting we do TINUBU

Nigeria na cruise 🌝🌝😂😂😂😂😂😂waiting dee werey hand

Edited shit. Too early for this crab

Hundred years to come table turns

Politics very dirty game

netpro:
Taaaar will you shut that hole you call mouth.

Just because your candidate lost, you are now calling for uprising and military intervention.

What change have you made to your miserable life in the past 10 years?

you’re a devil in peoples life. We are talking about how Nigeria is going to be better. You want to start playing politics with peoples destiny. Eee no go better for your generation

jsp0:

it skipped my mind

Come see 20 missed this morning i ain't picking any call it over no forgiveness for any cheat, once I'm loyal to u I'm loyal, she even knows one of her friends that is hitting on me but she knew I'm not giving her eye

send the olosho back to street. Delete her number and block her, if not she will sneak back into you life with another lies🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝 block her bro. Forgiveness means not revenging, you have forgiving her because you will not revenge but na you get the story of your life to write. Let her be before she born kids way no be your own for you. Don’t be too nice to women they will take you for granted, always be the devil in any relationship with a woman

Data dee finish fast this days. Hmmm

LESSER OF TWO EVÌLS

I am leaving my wife and nobody can beg me!!!

We have just finished cleaning the house, and we agreed to cook together. No one cooks better than her, while I am the world's best dishwasher.

It was my birthday and since there was not much money at hand, I decided to suspend it until some other time.

My sweet baby then told me we should get some juice from the nearby store.

Evelyn has the sēxiest legs. I love it when she flaunts it around the house. Her backside is my weakest point.

She puts on a bump short with a spag. While I put on the usual gym-top and shorts. I just love to flex some muscle around to tell some guys that the six-pack you want to entice my wife with is plenty at home.

We are two playful couples, and we do that shamelessly anywhere. We were just behaving like a newfound love.

Suddenly, a brand-new Mercedes bypassed us.

“Babe, stop playing with me and face front. The man in that Benz is looking at you.”

I hurriedly said. As a smart babe, she coded and played alone.

Truly, the Benz reversed and stopped beside Evelyn.

“Beautiful lady, where are you going this evening?”

The elderly man in white agbada said. As expected, my wife ignored him and walked further. The man refused to back down.

He pursued.

“You are too beautiful to be walking alone without a bodyguard. Besides, you shouldn't be walking with your legs.”

The man insisted. I smiled sheepishly that this man doesn't know my wife.

The person that it took me 17 months, 3 weeks, and 3 days to toast before she eventually agreed to be my friend. The friendship lasted another 8 months, 2 weeks, and 4 days before she finally accepted to be my babe. And we dated for 2 years before she agreed to marry me.

Oga, you will talk today, your mouth will peel.

My wife stopped abruptly. I thought it was a film trick. How will she stop nah?

“Sir, I am not in the mood to talk today because what's happening now is..... (pretending to be crying).”

She sobbed. Perfect actor.

“Oh, sweet lady, don't cry. Even if you want to cry, enter my car and cry. It's better to cry under the AC than in the street. You are too beautiful to be seen like this.”

He flattered her. The man has catchy words. The next thing I saw was he handed over a 100-dollar bill to my wife to wipe her wet face with it.

I thought I was blind. I wipe my face repeatedly to be certain what I saw was what I saw.

Immediately, my wife beckoned me to join the car.

“Hmm. What is your name and who is this young man?”

He asked my wife. My countenance changed like an innocent boy. He noticed.

“Oh him? His name is Ben and we are ordinary neighbours. And my name is Evelyn.”

My wife played that part so well again.

“Are you sure? I want to avoid having a problem with all this young husband, oh. Young man, please don't be annoyed. Who are you to her?”

“Chief, are you doubting me? How do you look at me and expect me to marry this one? (Turn to me) Ben, what are we?”

She snapped. I was confused about what to say. How could she disrespect me like that?

This small acting don enters her head. Abeg fear women.

“We, we… We are neighbours. I can't marry this ash….”

I stutter. Furthermore, I couldn't complete the last word when I saw her reddish eyes.

“Hold the dollar for me, will you?”

She handed the money over to me. The Insult has now been well compensated.

“Guess what, Chief, today is my birthday!”

She announced to the man. Aside from the announcement, she hugged the man like they had known each other for a long time.

“Oh, beautiful! You are so lucky because I am happy today. If today is your birthday, it means I have to give you a big treat this evening and thereafter, we go to my room to complete the party.”

“Oh!!! Chief, you are the best! Don't worry, let me see your treat, then I will decide if the action will be hot or cold.”

“I am a man of my word. I will surprise you tonight.”

I just kept calm, listening to their rubbish gist. It's irritating. I wanted the game to stop. On the other hand, my wife was just getting started.

“My brother, you are lucky to have such a beautiful lady in your house. You will be helping me to look after her. If you see her with another man, just call me. Okay?”

He said. I just shook my head in agreement. This one that doesn't know what's going on.

We arrived at the mall and my wife bought many things. He bought some things for me too. From there we stopped at a boutique. I was shocked when my wife started pointing to male outfits. 2 complete suits, five shirts, and one Italian shoe.

She bought just one piece of clothing for herself. I suspected foul play there. Why me and not her?

There is no way this man is not a politician. He is a politician, only a politician flaunts money like this. Well, this is my time to eat a piece of the national cake.

Daddy carry on!!😂😂

As soon as we got back to the car, the awkwardest thing started.

My wife gave the chief another hug. Ah! Even me, that is your husband, it's a side hug I get on a regular. That full hug is once a month.

Chief has two already.

I think this prank is getting out of hand. I pinched my wife to stop. Instead, she slapped my hand.

That wasn't the thing, the weirdest of them all was when Evelyn brought out the pack of condoms she bought. I nearly passed out.

“Ye!!”

I screamed. They both looked at me and then asked what was wrong with me. I told them I was fine.

The car soon stopped In front of a hotel. It was then I knew it had gone beyond a prank.

My wife used to be an all-rounder. Good girl with a mix of olosho vibe. She was the reason I don't cheat. But now, I don't know her again.

She has everything. Now she's using it to torment me😭

“Babe, don't wound me, oh. You know I am an elderly man.”

He said, laughing like a hyena. I kept tapping my wife, whistled, and winked repeatedly.

She ignored.

This is Wahalur😱

“Baby don't worry. Just a sharp quickie. Then tomorrow I will come and spend the night with you.”

She responded. The tone was seductive. What I call a play has come back to bite me.

“Ben, please wait for us for just five or ten minutes. We will soon be back. Let's go, baby.”

It was as if they muted my senses. I couldn't imagine her turning the game around. How could she do this without even having some decency?

In my head, this marriage is about to come to an end.

I watched as the chief came out of the car and opened the door for my wife, holding her by the waist as they both entered the hotel.

It was like a dream.

I jolted back to life and wanted to rush out of the car, but it was locked. I managed to open the door and rushed into the hotel. The security couldn't stop me.

I nearly created a scene at the hotel. I kept ranting;

“They just brought my wife here. That old man who came in now is with my wife. I will scatter everywhere.”

The security men tried to calm me, but my anger was 💯. I was unstoppable.

The hotel manager could not stop me either. Immediately, the receptionist quickly told me the room number.

I pushed them away and rushed through the stairs.

Getting to the door, I tried to be composed. I want to be angry without committing any crime.

“Guy, relax. Just tell your wife to follow you and that's all. Don't touch the man. Please be calm.”

I told myself repeatedly before proceeding to open the door.

The room was dark and there was a slight moaning. I couldn't find the switch.

I was breathing heavily and ready to do the unthinkable.

Just as I decided to carry the small table and smashed it on whoever is on the bed with my wife, there was a sudden illumination in the room.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”

Unexpected voices roared from different angles of the room. I was shocked. I calmly drop the small table.

There, I saw my father-in-law, sister-in-law, wife's friends, my Mum, my sister, and two of my friends.
Every one of them started laughing… I felt so disappointed in myself.

My wife was holding the cake and laughing.

The old man was my wife's Uncle.

The initial plan was to bring me to the hotel, but when I started the game, she played along.

No more games with my wife again. I can't come and go and die of hypertension. 😂

My name is Amusan Tolulope Writes, and I am an impeccable writer.

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dawnomike:
Get a laptop, I will teach you how to help people gain admission in Canada, Australia and US... You can make 50k to 100k doing that

I will as well teach you how to help them get student loan and you get about 250k from the loan company from the referral. And your client can still pay you like 50k for that.

I will also teach you how to help such person with study permit(Canada). Provided the person can source POV.

If you're serious with these... You should be fine

please I’m interested boss. How do I contact you

Humans are beginning to turn to animals. Lord help us

Humans are naturally evil😂🌝🌝🌝🌝

Liquid Rob nothing is bad about it. Na person use throw am away

A simp in making🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝😂😂😂😂😂😂avoid her like a month when she comes begging tell her is not a phone conversation make she come house.😂😂😂😂😂😂Then you preach small love and remove her pant nack and run.

Some simps are desperate for sex 🌝🌝🌝🌝😂😂😂😂

Delete her number before she starts sending you nudes🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝on WhatsApp.😎😎😂😂😂😂😂

PeachtreeReside:



Lolz. I'm tempted to ask for update for a post from 2yrs ago.

lol

Lol. Aboki boy since you go UK you refuse to update men here

Country is getting worst on a daily basis. Corruption is at high rate. God what have we done to deserve these from this animals in power

Na mouth Yoruba people get

Absolutely rubbish from the op, bro you're married and should stay in your marriage after all you dated her before you married her. If their are things you don't like from the beginning, you should have let her go then. Stop being a f**kboy bro and face your family you animal. If you see the new girl finish now na so you go find excuse again. Lol

Says and idiot with empty brain

Pay the bride price and carry your wife. You want go dee chop person sister with I go marry code. Go and marry her so she can belong to you

A simple man noted

Once upon a time a beautiful girl got tired of her marriage life and wanted to murder her spouse.

One morning she ran to her mother and say to her " mother, I am tired of my husband I can no longer support his nonsense. I want to kill him but I am afraid Law of the land will hold me responsible, can you please help me mother?"

The mother answered:

- Yes my daughter I can help you, but, there is a little task attached.

The daughter asked "what task? I am willing and ready to assume any task attached in order to get him out"

OK, said the mother,

1..You will have to make peace with him, so that no one will suspect you when he is dead.

2.. You will have to beautify yourself in order to look young and attractive to him

3.. You have to take good care of him and be very nice and appreciative to him

4.. You have to be patient, loving and less jealous, have more listening ears, be more respectful and obedient

5. Spend your money on him and don’t get angry even when he refuses to give you money for whatever

6. Don’t raise your voice against him but encourage Peace and love so that you will never be suspected when he must have died.

Can you do all of that?
Asked the mother.
Yes i can. She replied
OK, said tow the mother.

Take this powder and pour a bit in his every day meal, it will slowly kill him.

After 30 days the lady came back to her mother and said.

Mother, I have no intention of killing my husband again. As of now I have grown to love him because he has completely changed, he is now a very sweet husband than I ever imagined.

What can i do to stop the poison from killing him?

Please help me mother.

She pleaded in a sorrowful tone.

The mother answered;
Do not worry my daughter. What I gave you the other day was just Tumeric Powder. It will never kill him.

In reality, you were the poison that was slowly killing your husband with tension and dispassion.

It was when you started loving, honouring and cherishing him that you saw him change to a nice and sweet husband.

Men are not really wicked, but our way of relating with them determines their responses and feelings towards us.

Women if you can only show respect, dedication, love, care and commitment to your husband he will 100% be there for you.