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RomanceRe: She Dumped Me And Got Married. But Now She's Saying This! by Amb1045(m): 6:23am On Aug 24, 2023
Delete her number before she starts sending you nudes🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝on WhatsApp.😎😎😂😂😂😂😂
TravelRe: Travel To London From Cotonou With Nigerian Passport by Amb1045(m): 6:32pm On Aug 22, 2023
PeachtreeReside:
Lolz. I'm tempted to ask for update for a post from 2yrs ago.
lol
TravelRe: Travel To London From Cotonou With Nigerian Passport by Amb1045(m): 6:31pm On Aug 21, 2023
Lol. Aboki boy since you go UK you refuse to update men here
SportsRe: "Pay Them": Osimhen, Ighalo Others Put Pressure On NFF To Settle Super Falcons by Amb1045(m): 9:05am On Aug 09, 2023
Country is getting worst on a daily basis. Corruption is at high rate. God what have we done to deserve these from this animals in power
PoliticsRe: Origin Of False Statement Attributed To IBB About Yorubas Drumming For Wars. by Amb1045(m): 9:25am On Aug 07, 2023
Na mouth Yoruba people get
RomanceRe: Married But In Love With Someone Else by Amb1045(m): 7:23am On Jul 26, 2023
Absolutely rubbish from the op, bro you're married and should stay in your marriage after all you dated her before you married her. If their are things you don't like from the beginning, you should have let her go then. Stop being a f**kboy bro and face your family you animal. If you see the new girl finish now na so you go find excuse again. Lol
PoliticsRe: Fuel Hike: Nigerians Buy The Cheapest Petrol In The World - Eniola Badmus by Amb1045(m): 7:17am On Jul 26, 2023
Says and idiot with empty brain
RomanceRe: Her Brothers Dont Want Me by Amb1045(m): 5:17pm On Jul 24, 2023
Pay the bride price and carry your wife. You want go dee chop person sister with I go marry code. Go and marry her so she can belong to you
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Date Or Marry A Sex Worker (runs Girl) by Amb1045(m): 5:13pm On Jul 24, 2023
A simple man noted grin
RomanceRe: Greedy People Are Dangerous People by Amb1045(op): 3:48pm On Jul 19, 2023
Once upon a time a beautiful girl got tired of her marriage life and wanted to murder her spouse.

One morning she ran to her mother and say to her " mother, I am tired of my husband I can no longer support his nonsense. I want to kill him but I am afraid Law of the land will hold me responsible, can you please help me mother?"

The mother answered:

- Yes my daughter I can help you, but, there is a little task attached.

The daughter asked "what task? I am willing and ready to assume any task attached in order to get him out"

OK, said the mother,

1..You will have to make peace with him, so that no one will suspect you when he is dead.

2.. You will have to beautify yourself in order to look young and attractive to him

3.. You have to take good care of him and be very nice and appreciative to him

4.. You have to be patient, loving and less jealous, have more listening ears, be more respectful and obedient

5. Spend your money on him and don’t get angry even when he refuses to give you money for whatever

6. Don’t raise your voice against him but encourage Peace and love so that you will never be suspected when he must have died.

Can you do all of that?
Asked the mother.
Yes i can. She replied
OK, said tow the mother.

Take this powder and pour a bit in his every day meal, it will slowly kill him.

After 30 days the lady came back to her mother and said.

Mother, I have no intention of killing my husband again. As of now I have grown to love him because he has completely changed, he is now a very sweet husband than I ever imagined.

What can i do to stop the poison from killing him?

Please help me mother.

She pleaded in a sorrowful tone.

The mother answered;
Do not worry my daughter. What I gave you the other day was just Tumeric Powder. It will never kill him.

In reality, you were the poison that was slowly killing your husband with tension and dispassion.

It was when you started loving, honouring and cherishing him that you saw him change to a nice and sweet husband.

Men are not really wicked, but our way of relating with them determines their responses and feelings towards us.

Women if you can only show respect, dedication, love, care and commitment to your husband he will 100% be there for you.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Failed To Show He Scored Majority Votes, INEC Tells Court by Amb1045(m): 9:07am On Jul 19, 2023
It's so disheartened to see matured men foam at their mouth. Get a life OBI is here to take over
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Like This? by Amb1045(m): 1:34pm On Jul 16, 2023
Drink agbo, if you dee nack her two rounds before nack her fours rounds make the madness comot for her body. A sex starve woman is an angry woman. Sometimes your woman will make you angry so you can punish her on bed
RomanceRe: I Finally Break Up With Her (pixels) by Amb1045(m): 7:00am On Jul 13, 2023
Small boy that lacks patients. Why can't you calm down and make the relationship work. She might be your lucky woman why always the rush to break up lol
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Can’t Be Subsidising Fuel For Neighbouring Countries - President Tinubu by Amb1045(m): 8:28am On Jun 01, 2023
Actually I never campaign for tinubu, but that man has power to control other evil men like him. They know what he can do and undo, so everybody has to respect him. I think the supreme court should allow Tinubu as the president for a while before they return the mandate to my mentor Obi
PoliticsRe: Tinubu May Be Sworn-in May 29, I Will Still Get Justice – Peter Obi by Amb1045(m): 10:19am On May 25, 2023
God will bless Peter Obi.
FamilyRe: 19-year-old Boy Won N38 Million Bet ,his Father Insists He Return The Money by Amb1045(m): 10:16am On May 25, 2023
Lol. Let love lead
PoliticsRe: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by Amb1045(m): 6:51pm On May 16, 2023
Touch not my anointed and my prophet no harm
PoliticsRe: USA: Allow Court Determine Those That Undermined Nigeria’s Democracy - FFK by Amb1045(m): 5:57pm On May 16, 2023
People must learn to chain their negative energy
PoliticsRe: Obidients insults The Ooni of Ife On Social Media by Amb1045(m): 10:30pm On May 10, 2023
baretalk:
Another braggish empty flat head, nothing in your heads but to brag, what an empty lot grin

Even Arabs with their Arab money no brag like this, if Dangote and Otedola na Igbo men, we for no hear word again. Lowlifes.
we Igbo's are better and lovely because we understand and know what we deserve.
PoliticsRe: Obidients insults The Ooni of Ife On Social Media by Amb1045(m): 10:01pm On May 10, 2023
gannod:
Alright, continue disrespecting your elders if it makes you feel good.
we respect elders that respect themselves. Stupid, criminals, ritualist, arm robbers and evil doers grow old too. Keep respecting them, we don't do such in Igbo land
PoliticsRe: Obidients insults The Ooni of Ife On Social Media by Amb1045(m): 9:58pm On May 10, 2023
baretalk:
The Ooni is more reasonable than Ohaneze, cultural leaders are to promote peace and build harmony, not talk recklessly from every side of the mouth like Ohaneze, who don't know when to speak and when to observe. You clowns will always suffer for your uncouth mouth, disrespectful, and braggish thoughtless nature. If you look, you will see this has affected your tribe and states a lot, negatively. Even next door neighbors are begining to resent you because of this childish behavior. Even Azikiwe, the greatest Igbo man, said it "the problem of the Igbo man is his loud braggish nature" seems it's something in your genetic makeup, you people need deliverance.
in all your political gibberish the Igbo's still have more middle class rich men more than all other tribes. You can't take something from someone whose time has come.
PoliticsRe: Obidients insults The Ooni of Ife On Social Media by Amb1045(m): 7:39am On May 10, 2023
baretalk:
Their uncouth mouth will send them to hell, from civil war, to enslavement by Simon Ekpa and Kanu, still making mouth...seems these people are under a spell.
Darkness has no power over light. When light shine on darkness all secrete will be reviewed. Your ooni should stay out of politics
RomanceRe: My Wife Told Her Father I Asked To Suck My Dick by Amb1045(m): 12:58am On May 10, 2023
Unreasonable pleasures are evil, because it has no end. Your dick is made for procreation not for someone sucking it. Gay sex is all about pleasure and it limit human procreation. Forcing your wife to suck your dick is evil and bad so stop seeking for unreasonable pleasures before motor kee you
PoliticsRe: “Why Does Obi Always Feel Need To Dispel Rumors Against Him"—APC Fumes by Amb1045(m): 9:00am On May 03, 2023
Greedy people are dangerous people.
Disassociate yourself from people when you discover they have sense of greed in them.

Greedy people are the cause of most sufferings in the world, they are never contented, they want everything for themselves including what belongs to others. Keeping them close to you is tantamount to endangering yourself. They want what belongs to you, she wants your wealthy, good looking husband, he wants your beautiful wife because to him what is good should be his.

They double cross in business deals, or wants higher shares, they borrows and refuse to pay back even though they have what it takes to pay back, they could keel you to have everything to themselves, to them you don’t have need for what belongs to you, they should be in possession of everything, they should be the one giving you tips, while you continuously beg them to be relevant. They enjoy your dependence on them, set yourself free from such people at all cost.

As friends, they want to boss you, they want to be praised, they should be the only one to enjoy every accolade. They don’t really celebrate your solo wins, in families, they don’t want their siblings to be greater than them, they want to be breadwinner at all costs even if they are poor, their concern is no one should have more reverence than them, they don’t wish anyone have what they could not get.

Greediness is the reason Africa is underdeveloped, As politicians, they never rest, they want to remain in power till eternity, this is why you will see a governor finish his tenure and he will not pack his things and go home in peace, he wants to plant his stooge in office so he can still have control over the state, he ought to somehow continue to be in charge after 8 years, then he goes to continue in the senate, like it should be him, him and him, insatiable glutton, they loot much more than they can ever spend while the people suffer for it. They don’t care how you feel.

Greed has dealt so much with the human race especially in Africa.

Greedy people should be avoided, greedy people should never get the support of the people. Everyone should isolate themselves from greedy people.

Greed is satanic,
Greed is unholy
Greed is ungodly.
PoliticsRe: I Have Delivered On Change Agenda – Buhari by Amb1045(m): 8:57am On May 03, 2023
Greedy people are dangerous people.
Disassociate yourself from people when you discover they have sense of greed in them.

Greedy people are the cause of most sufferings in the world, they are never contented, they want everything for themselves including what belongs to others. Keeping them close to you is tantamount to endangering yourself. They want what belongs to you, she wants your wealthy, good looking husband, he wants your beautiful wife because to him what is good should be his.

They double cross in business deals, or wants higher shares, they borrows and refuse to pay back even though they have what it takes to pay back, they could keel you to have everything to themselves, to them you don’t have need for what belongs to you, they should be in possession of everything, they should be the one giving you tips, while you continuously beg them to be relevant. They enjoy your dependence on them, set yourself free from such people at all cost.

As friends, they want to boss you, they want to be praised, they should be the only one to enjoy every accolade. They don’t really celebrate your solo wins, in families, they don’t want their siblings to be greater than them, they want to be breadwinner at all costs even if they are poor, their concern is no one should have more reverence than them, they don’t wish anyone have what they could not get.

Greediness is the reason Africa is underdeveloped, As politicians, they never rest, they want to remain in power till eternity, this is why you will see a governor finish his tenure and he will not pack his things and go home in peace, he wants to plant his stooge in office so he can still have control over the state, he ought to somehow continue to be in charge after 8 years, then he goes to continue in the senate, like it should be him, him and him, insatiable glutton, they loot much more than they can ever spend while the people suffer for it. They don’t care how you feel.

Greed has dealt so much with the human race especially in Africa.

Greedy people should be avoided, greedy people should never get the support of the people. Everyone should isolate themselves from greedy people.

Greed is satanic,
Greed is unholy
Greed is ungodly.
FamilyRe: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by Amb1045(m): 8:43am On May 03, 2023
Love still dee your eyes lol. Bro grow up please and be in charge of your relationship. Tell her what your father said, plus her HIV test and all needed test, marriage is to raise a family for your father's future generation which he must protect. If your father don't like the girl, cut her off please don't be a simp and be saying you love her. Love is a sweet illusion not real
PoliticsRe: I Will Be A Governor With The Fear Of God, Dino Melaye Meets Religious Leaders by Amb1045(m): 9:51am On May 02, 2023
Greedy people don't change. Dino is a greedy being and should not be trusted. He wish to inherit earth
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Just Dismantled The Entire Propaganda Machinery Of The APC by Amb1045(m): 9:45am On May 02, 2023
emkz:
Peter Obi is a standard for mediocrity.

(1) He claimed he was only invited by the UK immigration to be told his identity was duplicated. Why did he leak a story that was apparently a routine security threat to make it seem as if APC was trying to frame him? Remember the initial leak came from someone who had served as a commissioner under him.

(2) He blamed Lai Mohammed for going to the US to accuse him of treason. Same Obi went to USA and Canada to campaign to people without PVCs. He is okay to travel for stupid reasons, but Lai is not?

(3) He initially claimed the audio between himself and Oyedepo was doctored and fake. Now he is insinuating the audio happened, but he never said "religious war". Same man said he would sue the media house that leaked the audio, and he hasn't. Kenneth Okonkwo was suspended for a month for confirming the audio between Obi and Oyedepo.

(4) Obi tried to pander to Christian voters and was roundly beaten for it as core Muslim states in the North and conservative Yoruba states voted massively against him. He denies being a religious bigot.

(5) Is it not insanity that a man who performed woefully in Anambra State is now seen as the person to rescue Nigeria?

(6) Is it not disturbing that the greatest importer of consumer goods through his Next superstores is now the one who is promising to move Nigeria from consumption to production? How many factories did he build as governor?

(7) Is it not shameful that a person who wanted to lead Nigeria was too naive administratively to set up his own situation room to collate election results that his party foolishly relied on INEC, used social media to collate results and are relying on PDP to state that he got over a million votes in Lagos? Is it not naive for him to believe he won the election from 3rd position? Is it not insane that he accused Tinubu of not being validly elected because he did not win Abuja, whereas he did not even win majority of the votes nor did he even win two-thirds of 36 states and Abuja.

My sincere advise to Peter Obi is to be man enough and own his narrative. Buhari was called an Islamist, he never denied it, nor did he confirm it. Atiku played ethnic politics by calling on Northerners to vote for him and never denied it. Tinubu shouted that it was the turn of Yorubas and he was the arrowhead of Yorubas, and he never denied it. The other candidates demonstrated courage, which is what Peter Obi lacks and is shameless about it.

Finally to his supporters who are champions of mediocrity. You were fixated on the Presidency and forgot there were more than 1462 elective positions in Nigeria. If the blunder of Obi had bedeviled Nigeria, how would he have run the country without control of the National Assembly and states? You people were too naive and approached the elections like amateurs. Buhari's CPC went allout in 2011 and won one state, i.e., Nasarawa and locked the entire North. By that action, he proved he was a formidable force and those who wanted power teamed up with him and gave him the additional 3 million votes that removed the PDP.

You people have not won a state, a seat to even test your abilities, but you were so convinced you could install a President. What the hell were you thinking? Is Nigeria Presidency that cheap for you to walk over?

Tinubu defeated your Obi. You can choose not to accept it, but you must respect it or slide into depression because there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
you're foaming in your mouth lol. Hatred will destroy you. Light shall prevail. When dark force fight against light all their secret will be exposed. Change your ways or your ways will change you.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Receives Wike, Makinde Two Months After Election Victory by Amb1045(m): 7:02am On Apr 29, 2023
Snakes lol
PoliticsRe: Rita Daniels Rallies Support For Lauretta Onochie, Decries Attacks by Amb1045(m): 12:15pm On Apr 10, 2023
Money has exchange hand. Lol

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