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Samsimple:
mine goes thus:

[color=#007700]on the 31st of march 2016 I asked my best friend to dash me some cash cuz I was damn broke as in I got only 50 naira for my bank acct.. After whining and pleading he promised to send 5000 to me... I just thanked God, throughout the day I was expecting the alert but for where... I called his number till I slept off but he refuse to pick...


on the 1st of April I received a text I just look at the pop up notification without really going through the message I was certain it was a bank alert not just any kind of bank alert buh credit bank alert ... i checked my torn wallet brought out my squeezed last card enter bike to the nearest ATM...[/color]

when I got there the queue was damn too long I just shouted "snake", omo line scatter I just stroll enter front
con tell dem "April fool"

finally I stood face to face with the ATM people where already raining insult on me, I don't give a fvck joor I was a five thousand naira or more... I typed my pin **** .. typed in the amount 5000 naira... buh the atm wrote "insufficient funds on the screen"…

I was dumbfounded I checked the text OMG credit alert of 50naira... I called my guy he picked up immediately I told him what happened buh he just shouted

"April fool"!!!!!!!…


as I sit dey type now I don dey organise my revenge....


cc. lalasticlala mynd44

hahah evil for evil

Checking on your partner phone/PC depends on the individual. so that guy should shut his damn mouth on this Esther Sunday or we get his lips fried up like chicken. lols

If it was to be in Nigeria the oga at top would have sold the PC and give the school only 4. One for the techear, Principal, vice principal and the other one for reserve. 9ja leaders na wa

Pidginwhisper:
Gionee M6

what is the price of this phone

3kay945:

Really?

Yes o and the most annoying part was when the so commissioners went along with him in convoy. Delta state Governor Me Okowa is the worst that the state has ever had.

Ambode dey try, Delta state governor Mr Okowa dey commission petrol station for Asaba. that man na mad man.

madgoat:
Durex condom. Waste of money when i could get cheaper brands

At least your own better. the babe said i shouldn't bang her with condom, I was like I for use the money buy suya or recharge card.

Shey na she sing say "I wish I didn't have a heart, if it was only filled of stones". so she still spread her legs open for one guy. THIS LIFE SHALL.

Lordcenturion2:
Honestly, not that I have any problems with love songs, but our Nigerian hip hop has let me hate love songs,they now sing for women to seduce them, we never see anyone of this new artist singing a nice song, although am not a fans of 2baba but he's trying, I think this new artist must learn from 2face and 9ice, this is y I love 2pac,I love u, I love u in all their album, are they not tired of singing for women?, everyone is tired of love song , it's now boring �, no inspiration, no message in their song,

That's why Yung6ix and Erigga got the street. no time for lovely dovey

Katier00:
I don't understand. What is mouth action

It means acting movie/drama with your mouth. that's what I know.

zinaunreal:
Case closed

shey na Una day say make pesin no use phone wen e dey charge am. na you dey us your own... lol.

Rubbish upload. if you no get anything to upload make you shokin your ass. $1 is N362..

no dey talk trash. I even what $1 to be N500 self.

AJ get mouth and e still hold ground, I like the way AJ talk during his press conference. Any way the best would win.

They should invite that hunter that killer an elephant to kill all the monkeys after all Nigeria don't support tourism

Tiffbuxas:
My broda I only compared ghost and spirt ooo..... I no pass my boundary o

Na dem go decide way tin to do you.

1stSonOfLucifer:
To hell with the two and the person controlling them (ie God)

as long I don't like anything harmful please eh carry your cross waka far.

Desirae:
I’m expecting a lengthy speech from my mum... “what will people say? A single unmarried woman living alone... you’ll chase men away”

What will be, will be. But I’m done.

what people will say then you're not ready to move ahead. I don't think what anyone would say matters to the joy you're been deprived of. Honestly I think you made it come this far with your parent, my parents where very questioning but I had to sit them down and talk to them that was how I stop that been overprotective about me, though am a lot younger than you. LIFE IS ALL ABOUT DECISION.

Tiffbuxas:
Nope only dat ghost is an outdated version of spirit... Spirit is a modern ghost while ghost is the one you see chasing people with slippers in nollywood home videos

be like say you want make the two torment you because you dey yarn anyhow this morning.

newsynews:
Those that wear fake and those that wear original will both end up 6 feet below the earth.

Isn't it insane to spend such an amount on a wrist watch that tells the same time as the one bought for cheap?

This is no poverty mentality. Somethings are just plain stupid, that's why Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates don't use expensive wrist watches, at least not the flashy types.

shut up and stop saying Zuckerberg and Bill Gates doesn't use expensive watches. thus how you go on deceiving yourself all in the name if ignorance..

It would have been better we don't have a president than the log of wood called buhari. This man is making me hate northerners...

Euouae:
Scam!

Juju expire, time to pay-back with you life!


Even the bible states that no one knows the appointed time

don't be a fool,, Elijah knew his time, same was with moses. be mindful of your speech.

Euouae:
Scam!
Juju expire, time to pay-back with you life!

Even the bible states that no one knows the appointed time

don't be a fool,, Elijah knew his time. be mindful of your speech.

Abeg pour him holy water or rather invite Eazi to do it

ogaJona:
this how Nigerians will erase every trace of
wildlife in the country, I also read a news
yesterday on how some farmers shot and killed a
lion in abia state.
that farmer should be flogged publicly you don't
try this in western world

western world lol.. guy park well.

Why blame konji, this one an act of wickedness. this little when e supposed protect, some people dey heartless even mature women are guilty of this act having sex with young boys under 17years.

LEOSIRSIR:
They will still use VPN

if only they know about VPN na.

Means Buhari would as be persecuted because he said HIS WIFE BELONG TO THE KITCHEN AND BEDROOM is hate speech. Hang PMB let's know your guys are serious.

Terminator1234g:
Pls if they need anyone to sweep the hall after the event they can call me. Or to even help you park car outside.

The guy saying vanity bla bla bla over me tho

bros wish yourself greater things, you deserve more than sweeping hall for any wealthy man. Success to you.

chukzyfcbb:
I opened this thread with the hope I would read the strategy used by the yahoo boiz to clear his moms account.

Was her Online Banking login details compromised?
Was it an Insider job?
Was she coerced to release her pin and other sensitive details?

How exactly was her account cleared, because that's how the public can stay afloat of these Yahoo boiz. Saying sorry doesn't help us lots.

sharp guy you wan eat soup wen you no sabi cook, try harder.

Mine doesn't have duration, i can delete any message even after 7days or more. gbam.

Vandalization goes wrong, the people responsible don run hide.
Niger delta when get oil but to see NEPA light hard pass when you dey find virgin. lol

I heard Muslim doesn't use toilet paper. Abeg please i need to know how true it is.