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Magnifiq:
The issues we had when we met stemed from the fact that I realized that he had lied to me. When we first started talking, he said he was single and had been celibate for months. I had also been celibate for years. Anyway, I found out he lied. Then he is a perfectionist so he used to stand behind me and monitor the amount of salt or seasoning I use in cooking. All these things put me off. He also has a way of being insensitive when he talks. He makes comments like " I hope you don't have HIV oh." because I complained of headache. It was winter when I first visited and I was shivering and he continued to taunt me about being a chicken just because I was cold. He also wears this long face constantly when we are together. Like he's unhappy being around me. I didn't want to go back the second time cos I spent the whole time crying while I visited the first time but he continued to communicate with me and I went back again. It is not about physical attraction, but I can't pinpoint exactly what the problem is.
He is also not after any citizenship. He is settled legally in the country where he is. I am the one in Nigeria but I have access to travel whenever I want.

He might be the humourous type who jokes with everything but you didnt understand.

shakmati:
I am really considering this. Thank you. I am sure I will be able to handle their responses!

If you were your brother-in-law and someone did what you were about to do to you, how will you feel?
If he's a wicked person, he would just pretend he has forgiven you but when you least expect, he would send a hired assassin to eliminate you.

shakmati:
I appreciate you but we have gone beyond the point of making things work. If you are advising me to take Angela as a second wife, I might consider...as long as you can advise me on how to do that too....because my wife would never ageee.

Since you have made up your mind on what to do, why asking for advice again?
Seems all advice fall on deaf ears, people should stop wasting their time.

Something wey our ancestors don de do since time immemorial! Contact my Benin people with a bottle of schnapps and it's done in no time .

peterduro2000@yahoo.com

The carton is like this

frozen70:
Thanks dear, I finally bought it today and will like to consult with you on any issues I don't get to understand during operation

But I believe its going to be easy for me to use

This is the picture

I also bought 8kg from a shop here in Kogi but it's like mine is different than the one you posted the picture.
I hope I've not bought fake/clone Sha.

michealblakky:
. Please send the TV to Nigeria for me I want to buy your own TV. How much will u sell?

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GeorgeD1:
My insatiable quest for satellite knowledge coupled with a driving desire to break free from the
clutches of payTV led me to nairaland and eventually I stumbled on the official FTA thread (part 1).
The likes of olofofo, badaru, microgiant, olason, F-marshal, adex70, blexxonmak, Dejsam,
enitan, Evans Ghanney, Gadotor, ikiriye, jujukemist, obnelly, borderline, twinsoris, tox naija,
including adewest who single handedly pulled down nilesat signals (BBC, CNN, Aljazeera, etc) with
a 2.4m pan dish in Lagos at a time when other installers were struggling to make headway even
with 3m. Not forgetting butsoneday, the undisputed king of sat who raised the BUD bar with a 5m
monster installation. Also, twinstaiye, Pidzo, sathob, freshp, jayron, enigma, twinskenny,
ameboperoo, bodejohn, pitodenze, sayso, Maddox, illish, arelukman, pofolo, esuo, odilibe and
others too numerous to mention...
We rode the waves together, through the Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (parts 1 - 5) and
when that thread was finally closed we moved on to the Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread.
It's been an exciting decade of learnings. A time in history never to be forgotten.
And now as we move on into the new year, may our journey take us to places never before explored.
As the old gives way to the new, I hope new members and others yet to join will be proud to have
their names mentioned among the great ones who helped to keep the FTA fire burning.
Break the myth, dispel the belief, YOU KNOW YOU CAN!!!

How exciting is it to see that GeorgeD, the Guru of sat himself is still very much around!
Twale for the oga patapata of FTA.

enshi:
Pls guys help me with the right words actions and steps to go about this..

Yes I was caught in the act.
She had traveled to her village to see her parents and she was to come back 2nd January. She left 24th ..

I was on this antibiotics since two weeks now and it really made me experience extra morning sicknesses (guys will understand) so we kept communication every now and then while she was away.

Today I met a lady in the morning while I went to buy my dog feed.. So I invited her to the house she came and we had little alcohol and one thing led to another we were on the bed pants down.. To my greatest surprise my window were flipped open all of a sudden low and behold it was my gf peeping through.. Omg

She had tried to come through the front door but it was locked . she probably had knocked but I didn't hear due to the generator that was on..
She called me my love and asked for how long I have been doing this then she left.. I was agog likewise the naked lady on my bed...

The lady left just immediately... I have not called my gf up till now.. I am confused don't know what to say or do.. Pls guys.. I love her and I have never cheated on her in a year and four months now.

What do I do

It wasn't me!

IgboSomalia:
The DG budget, Ben Akabueze was nominated by Tinubu. He's a very respectable gentleman and Fowler's colleague in Lagos.

If they remove Akabueze tomorrow, you people would start crying marginalisation, hatred, betrayal, bla bla bla. Meanwhile, your own father at home is not qualified to even become Fowler's driver.

Shukudi Eponokoro, they have killed one of your brothers doing the family work at the bank in Abuja. Waiting to hear from Ohaneze in their usual mentally deranged press releases, crying hatred for killing robbers.

Finally, the thread has turned into a tribal war between Yoruba and IBO.
How will Nigeria get better with this type of mentality?
Criminals could be found in any nation tribe tongue. Instead of condemning the act, you are here fighting. SMDH

Ogunnnowos:
They should hold the bank customers there as shield while they march out,hijack a car with the driver in with them,drive to a save spot bfr fleeing. If they can execute this perfectly,they will escape,talking from experience

Today is Saturday, there may only be few staff in there.

azpekuliar:
How dem wan do am? Dem wan start to dig tunnel?

What if they enter inside the ceiling or hide in the hidden places in the bank till when it's dark?
Mpape is too overcrowded with buildings so close together like a refugees' camp. If you are chasing after someone in the street, the chance of catching him is very slim.

YourCoffin:
You don't necessarily need your wife to achieve sexual gratification so why get bothered when she denies you sex?

Please explain

CHoccolaTE:
Okay so it's fine for a woman who is handling the family financial responsibilities to sleep around?

You are misquoting him.
He said
1. if the woman in question paid the bride price to marry the man from him family
2 She is the owner of the house or maybe the one who rents the house where they both live.
3. YIMU.
She might not necessarily be the bread winner of the house (according to his post)

Join me on page 2000.
FTA thread has really helped me. When I was broke, I was able to get going through the knowledge I acquired from here in the past 10 years. Also, I have been able to impact some people too with the little I acquired from here, thanks to the founding fathers of this great thread.
Happy New year in advance to everyone.
Long live FTA thread! long live Nairaland!

Pr0cter:
I'm doing giveaway of 5k to 10 males and 10 females.

Your moniker should be at least 6 month old.

Mention me with your Christmas message for me and your account number.


First come, first receive alert

Merry Christmas to you and your family
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First Bank

Give me the child to take care of till you are able to get on your feet.
We will however go to the law court or civil defence to sign an agreement that you gave the child to me to take care of.
You can come visiting anytime you want to but don't constitute a nuisance in the name of visiting o!
Any other thing you want, you can State it here but I don't have any money to give you o.
Alternatively, if you have someone who can take care of him/her, I can assist in bearing part of the burden only if I'm convinced that what you are saying is true.

Oldmillionaire:
Hello,

I can't go into long talks right now but I have been having a hard time. I'm 21 years old and I have a girlfriend of 18, she was my neighbor until we started dating. I live in Avu in Owerri. I took her away from our town in Mbano to here in Avu so she can deliver without our families knowing. The. Problem now is we have realized we are not ready for this now, my girl still has a future, and I can't take all the responsibilities. This past six months have been really bad. Please we want to I've the child out to someone that can take care of her please anyone that lives around can tell me.

Valto:
u simply bought a Chinese clone LG and it is sold for 32k @alaba int. there is no original authentic brand new LG 32 inches sold for 35k

Honestly, most of the electronics I see in stores these days look like clone to me. DVD players, home theater, tv especially, washing machine etc. When you buy tokunbo, it's always looking heavier, more sturdy, stronger than the fragile looking Chinese clones sold as new.
The price too sometimes give them away. Though some still sell at the price of original.

This is a vintage phone. Op, keep it, the price will still go up.
Don't sell it yet.

Kreamie:
It’s actually a harmless non venomous snake that feeds on rodents, roads and frogs but unfortunately for it, it was hatched/born in Nigeria where all snakes/reptiles are perceived as venomous.


Even the gentle giants (constrictors) are gruesomely killed.

More like garter snake. It's harmless

How can one be a beneficiary?
Please let me know. Anyone.

Neduzze5:
I have a laptop I was planning on selling. Just sold my small Gionee phone a few days ago for a measly sum. Perhaps I should have brought it here too.

Anyways, the laptop is in good condition. Bought it for a huge sum, for business purposes. But I've not been able to get a staff to use it.

Would have loved if I could get someone to use it and get paid monthly for working.

However, I won't also mind giving it out to someone who really needs it and will use it to better his or her life.

And for legal things only.... If you plan on using it for Yahoo or scam and I detect before I give it out, I will withhold. If you've already gotten it and use it for illegalities, the laptop will blow on your laps.

That said, interested guys should mention me with what they want to use it for, and how it could better their lives financially and otherwise.

I don't have the picture here else I'd have posted. Goodluck guys.

I don't know how I can convince you but I honestly need it for learning programming. This is the only thing left for me to take off. I have all other things ready.
God bless you as you sow this. It will come back to you in multiples.

maynattion:
6. Ashewo work

Some pretenders will quote me to start saying shtts.

Shtts

Ijumu LGA

Would have patronize you but your price is too high compared with Jumia!

mickykhe:
Who did we offend in the shithole. How will u kwnif they have boarded the bus bf 6pm

If you are carrying Corp members and it's 5.59pm, just stop and tell them to get down even in the bush

Agemech:
Do you have cassava tubers to sell around Kogi and it's environ? Then contact us on 09079743391 or agemechinfo@gmail.com

What is your farm gate price?

Is this not grapes or canadise?

Royalty1:
LOL... Yes Bro. I am relocating. Breaking new grounds

Good one. God will do my own too o.