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coogar: transport allowance - most oil/gas companies in nigeria pay transport allowance. i know chevron does this on the regular on the day of the test. NNPC delayed payments for 2 years for reasons best known to them but sanity finally prevailed.



there was no job in the first place - NNPC vacancy was a hoax!

My dear, there were jobs. Trust me. I know 3 people with no connection who independently got the job.

byvan: For some strange reasons I didn't experience the first baby thingy,probably because mum gave me one to care for before I actually had mine(my little brother who was 21years my junior).By the time I had mine,I was a pro at baby matters lol,though the first baby thingy happens to most people.Nice piece op.

think that will be my case too cos I've taken care of my fair share of babies...

Got this from another forum I belong to. Couldn't help but laugh and share. some are however quite true...

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your doctor confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Dummy:

1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Nappies:

1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins:

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin, you deduct it from his pocket money.

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When will the controversies end??

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I have recently been involved in some matchmaking ventures. Not because I want to, but circumstances somehow thrust it upon me. This ranges from a friend or hubby's friends that believe that since am recently married, I'll have some cool single girls as friends to relatives especially abroad that want a relationship with a nigerian gal. But I have come to discover that men do not appreciate girls they meet that way because out of about 7 I've matchmade (if there's a word like that), only one has come out successful (meaning leading to a stable relationship that'll soon culminate in marriage. The others have fallen by the way side usually from the guy's angle. Maybe its just me but...
so what are your own experiences with matchmaking, has it worked for you? or is your relationship a product of one?