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yanabasee1:
APC and their style of politics.....



They want to use their 2015 tactics....



Paying those celebrities to show up for campaigns....To compel their followers and fans to have a changes of heart......



APC really need to stop this childishness....

So, you think any reasonable person will vote a party because a so-called Yeyebrity campaigned for them? Whoever does that definitely has a leaky brain.

APC=PDP

All of them are rogues!

ruggedtimi:
I amazed how the monkey held tight to the phone without dropping it

Bros, this your English get as e be o. You for kukuma type for your native language nau, at least, a few of your kinsmen are also on this forum.

Ikillbrokehoes:
You even registered recently, slawormi don't take this beech serious, she go still open legs for you las las.

This one you carry my matter for head like Gala. What's up with you nau?

Ikillbrokehoes:
This is the first time you made sense

And who are you to judge who make sense or not?

Nairaland Alfa Males left the thread.

A reasonable government would have reformed or ended SARS after all the public outcry about their atrocities.

But you see this country? It's worse than a 'Zoo'. Nnamdi Kanu might have been wrong about a lotta things, but calling Nigeria a Zoo is definitely spot on.

DSS, I'm in my house send your invitation to me.

ThatFairGuy1:
Eyesore. sad.

E-idiots are still using laughter emoji. Where's humanity


Unapologetically, you're a demented f00l.

I understand you probably lack comprehension skills, hence, you would have realized that the emoji was in respect to my premonition and not the news itself.

Why do I even expect you to understand. You probably graduated from a night school. Please swerve off my mention, I don't do roforofo fight please.

It's like these people don't even want this COVID nonsense to end. Developing a test kit at a later stage of the pandemic like this could only point towards one thing; no end in sight for this Covid-19 hype.

If you know it's going to be Anambra State even before opening the thread. Gather here for selfie.


Anambra will surely win the league of bad news with a wide margin this year. Ogun State has lost form.

aycd44:
Sure you can transfer. You can contact me for more details

Swear sey no be scam you wan scam am.

I'm only aware of transfer from one public university to another public university. But Private to Public? All those old women at the Department of Students Affairs go use mouth finish you.


Those mama dem no get joy.

This kind of post reminds one of the fact that S.S 3 students just finished writing their WAEC.

Oooooiiiiiinnnnn OP! You have represented your age group well.

Nigerian Parents left the WhatsApp group.

Of all the Big Boys wey dey this forum, it's one broke Yahoo Boy that screams 'Damn Niggar' every now and then you want to seek help from?

It's like you're not telling us what you're up to. Why do I feel like you're an undercover EFCC agent. But either ways, it will be a good riddance to bad rubbish.

Abeg, somebody should also help us capture that rotten suya seller too.

BornSnner9:
The girls don't know what they want..

[s][/s]Haven't you heard the saying "girls have fish brain"?[s][/s]

Please speak for your girlfriends and side chicks only.

mrdharkchild:
Its not a poem, I lost track of the topic looking at u. Or u don't like it?

If my boyfriend gets hold of you. I pity you.

mrdharkchild:
Leave d topic, it's not as half as good looking as u r. And I'm not a simp. God is a wonder and I can c it in you, a beautiful creature. No let am enter your head sha

Hian? All these poem for me alone?

Watch how nairaland Alfa Males tap into his annoijting. If it's a woman now, they would have screamed 'Olosho'.

Confused folks.

TheCork:
I like the nyansh thou. Was that yor lovely name & nomba again sweery?

You have changed your moniker from MrCork to TheCork, yet you still haven't changed your old habits.

Shior! e dey your body.

SegFault:
The same experts that are one of the reasons you have drugs right, Nigerians ehn.

If you ask me, na who I go ask?

Researchers, Evolutionists, Dieticians, Statisticians and Psychologists are the worst set of people in this world.

Dem no dey tire to dey dish out useless facts.

Don't rinse your mouth after brushing? Lolz. Wetin Musa no go hear for gate.

This story is more like an abracadabra; the more you hear, the less you understand. But one thing is sure, both the husband and the wife are abusers.

The husband (FFK) was a known woman beater. And the wife too was a known husband fighter cum yaba left escapee.

I thought they said an abusive man and an abusive woman are a perfect match? So, what changed?

Oh! I forgot! A big current will always give way to a bigger current.

Dbanj's song comes to mind;

**If you dey craze, my brother no bring craze come my side. Because if craze meet craze, craze go hide...**

Go and download it to enjoy the rest jare.

'Fool me once, shame on you. But if you fool me the second time, then the shame is on me'.

How you managed to be fooled twice is beyond my comprehension. Perhaps you too want to 'eat her again and again'.

So sorry for your condition sir! May you find true love!

What did you do that would make a lady slap you in public? Or you stylishly tried to tap current?