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You really need to change the subject of your thread if it's possible Richie, the subject isn't enticing/inviting at all.
If I had 200k honestly I wouldn't open this thread ... lol, I'm being honest because it looks like another child's play and it's not mature enough for me on career's section. Personally, I come here for more serious issues and you have to make your thread that way so that older guys and ladies on nairaland who can help you will do so ASAP.

Reyginus:
It's a good thing you didn't get the Job. God/Nature just saved you from fools.

Sorry Reygi, you seem to understand the story even before it began, what is OP trying to say?
How has she just been saved from fools?

Mmmmh.... omereme?

Dahveydson:
Thanks for the reply. It's not GMAT kinda CBT. It's a skill test on computer knowledge and usage.

I'm back!!!!!!
Typing well and fine! No fear of multiplication of post
Dave, I just replied your mail. Congratulobia!!!

karleone:
That'll be great... I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I've got a wonderful AK48' for the mission... Do we have an action plan?

Karl confirm you have the wonderful AK48 please, we don't want to appear before them armless.... I wouldn't want my bones broken o lest we return as casualty *sad

Action Plan? There is a good plan A but you see there are still 25 alphabets left so we will use them all, Plan B-Z still required. We may need to go to Army cantonment for that...lol

Preparing for church? See you there. Happy Sunday!

Dahveydson:

I'm in!!

hahahaha Dave start now to do press ups o, no stories will be accepted then ... lol.
One blow should produce 7 'akpus'...lol Happy Sunday dear.

Jazmiynne:
Lol I'm totally in! Start making the calls let's pick on who and who would be helpful to this mission...

We'd not announce the date here though so that all the HRs don't run for cover

I'm thinking we should allow them celebrate Christmas and New Year with their families in peace before we launch our plan.....

The catch however is that if we have to wait till after New Year's celebration, we wouldn't be having need of this 'brilliant' idea judging from the fact that we would already have cool jobs by then

lolz... you've got a point there! Still, we must act... You know our pens are a powerful tool as well, maybe when we are settled sometime in late January or early February, we (all 4 of us) will write a thought provoking piece that will make FP!

That's going to be a project... will most likely send you a mail so we can plan accordingly. Happy Sunday!

*smiles, I so love my NL buddies!!!

adeaks:
Its easier said than done though. After spending over 16 hours (6am-10pm) awake, you might find that you are more than half asleep on your feet.

You are going to join us very soon by God's grace. We are eagerly waiting to welcome you to the late night suit club.

Lolz... Thanks

adeaks:
Thanks.

V.I crew all the way. Usually I'm still fully "suited up" by 10pm when I get to Costain....and even at that late hour I always find many people like me there.

Now which category do you fall under? I'm guessing young couple. You are one of those who whisper sweet nothings into each other's ears while others are fighting for buses.

hahahaha... 10p.m, me outside? Nah, not yet
Soon to join your crew sha, watch out for me *smiles

I won't be half asleep on my feet though...lol

Jazmiynne:
Lolz pls d ears remain intact o *winks*

Flexing... I sooo wish! Had a rather lazy/busy day. Ironical combination right? Well really my day today was a mixture of both.

Fresh new week loading.... # #I'm thinking what do you say we kidnap a few HRs ransomable by giving us a job within a specified time period##

Yea if everyone did that.....

Hahahaha we should do that honey, without wasting time #smiles.
But first of all, we will need some hefty guys, I'm sure the likes of Karleone and Davehydson (not sure Dave's moniker is correctly spelt though) will come in very handy. We need all the muscles they can offer!

Ok, let's set a faith date...lol. what do you say?

Jazmiynne:
Hi
Nice weekend yes?

Yea jaz, with my ears intact *winks....lol
How are you holding up? Flexing tight right?

adeaks:
Hi people.

*just passing by*

adeaks which category of costain bystanders do you fall under?
interesting update by the way

OP, you sound like me, this is my mind you have just expressed. I don't like talking politics because my opinion is always not that of sycophancy, I love to say it as it is bringing out the wrong of our 'leaders'. Leaders who have not been able to lead themselves first, little wonder they take decisions without thinking.

We talk about development in Nigeria but see the reverse, the policies and practices of our government reeks of hypocrisy - no sustainable development in the country, no plans whatsoever for the present generation let alone the survival of the future generation.

But of course we remain hopeful and optimistic, someday things will be better.

Mubaraq07:
Guyz i missed you all, as i am back again to enjoy your company. Serving Lord is good and sweet oo, i have given my life to christ. Only JESUS can do it. One love, one nairalanders.

Welcome back Mubaraq, we are delighted to receive you. We can't wait to start enjoying the warmth of your presence. Talk to Jesus about us too... we know he cares!

*

onismate:
forget ooo. some people can romance your head to believe they can help you.

That's right. Anyway, you've got a job at least - teaching, congrats.

. I've had a good laugh... lol. That part where you said some ladies came with ulterior motives cracked me up.

Onis you really experience something, but then, this idea of paying someone to get a job is somewhat funny. If you had 200,000 will you be looking for a job as Secretary?

BTW I chose a smiley, God help this post. May there be no duplication of words. Amen... lol

You have indeed roared as a true Lion! Congratulations, the journey has only just begun therefore we strive to get to the top that is not crowded. I love to see success as not a Zero Sum game... there's more than enough to go round.

Congratulations!!!

Dahveydson:
Alright. Err, not really urgent.

Small show sha

Hahahaha... my ears are itching to hear oooo
I wish I can just hear it *weeps
All these electronic devices are not reliable

Ok, Dave congrats in advance, I will speed things up to get that info pretty soon *winks

davide470:
No o, I have Oga's and Forefathers here! The problem is, they keep changing their monikers!

Introduce me to the ancestors please... lol

Dahveydson:
Please do check your mail

Dave please give me one more day, I don't have access to that yahoo mail for now... my system is .... but soon I will. Hope it's not sth urgent?

Any show? *winks

karleone:
Like seriously? @bolded
Why do you want to change your job in this period of "no jobs"?

Good morning good people of Nairaland and Job Street Landlords. How una dey?
Hmm... This job hunting stuff ain't yielding fruit(s) o. No hope lost sha. Maybe I'll have to change my hunting techniques. BTW, see me see wahala yesterday o... It seems most of these scam companies are taking someone's "no job" situation for child's play. I got 3 different text messages from one MG Resources for a proposed interview (abi na briefing) in Lagos. The funny thing about the messages is that they came with different phone numbers to contact for feedback. And the address directions all came in different format, though they were directed to 161 Ikorodu Road, Onipanu. Somebody should help me warn them o, else, I'll sue someone for privacy breach.


I'll be back...

Lol... Karl come back fast o. So, you are calling Davide470 jobstreet landlord?

BTW those MG Resources wahala don too much sef

karleone:
Just for one post? Nawaoh

Lol... I got my back covered by you anytime *winks

tollyB:
Lol Christmas hair leave....adult like you fa...Lol.....Good morning Dear... How was ur night

Lol... Adult ke! It's Christmas na *winks
I need Christmas clothes and shoes sef, with an eyeglass to go with and someone can buy me a wristwatch I won't mind...lol

My night went well dear, hope yours was peaceful? Have a fruitful Friday!

tollyB:
Lol.
... We sharing our testimonies soon....
Hope u ve gone to make your hair...and Hope ur day was not So stressful

Lol, no o. Gave myself some beauty rest lol
And why are you still awake? It's late.

Since I'm going nowhere with my hair anytime soon, I'll leave it for a while. Maybe until early next week before I do my Christmas hair *smiles

oyekola:
Everything talks about me. How can I effect changes. I'm sure, to every problem, there's a solution.

Don't say everything talks about you, your life can't be that bad! lol
Op just pointed out somethings to look out for in unsuccessful people's lives and you hijacked them all, not good bro, denounce some so others can relate with the rest ...lol

OP will soon be here with therapy sha. Start first by consciously doing the opposite of everything.

tallmoney:
Bros.. Na confirm bread nd ewa gan... On a serious note have decided to back it up with part time courses that will lead to an HND degree cos Nigerians love Certificate so much

lol...you see why I said you have decided already?

All the best!!!!
BTW, I'm not a bros, I'm sisterly

Lero15:
yes! Expecting...

I'm fine... I think

You?

You think? why?
I'm here now, you can talk to me about anything you know? lol

I'm not fine since Lero15 isn't sure of his own state *sad

Lero15:
Wine.... Got none

Lolz... yours is special. I'm bringing a full bottle of champagne to you.
Hope you are fine?