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ProudOlodo:
Spirit + Cuisine just ring all over the place...amicable09, you must have roots in Benin

Lol

Goodnight jare
You be character!

ProudOlodo:
Yes, he lies sings too

Hahahaha.
You're a big tease!

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahahahahahaha
I didn't tell you balloon popping is one of favorite things?

Edit: amicable09...are you feeling this right now? My vigil has not been in vain

Hahahaha.
I cry! Lol

Current Score 2:1

ProudOlodo:
Please, I can bribe you with anything including my precious sleep....edakun, don't report me to Benin people. I fear them more than the ICJ. Is Ben Okri from Benin too?...I honestly don't know him.

Lol.
Fear fear!
I have wine and dine with one ogboni man from Benin before
Fantastic old man!
He told me plenty of stories especially about soul travel

Actually your mention of Benin market places took me back to one of his fictitious writing. Excellent work!

ProudOlodo:
Ahaaaa...you mean your brain makes it up when it needs to defend you from true testimonies?
#Busted

Lol.

This thing I said sounds like balloon to you abi?
Why 'burs' it?

ProudOlodo:
He does that for charity to humanity

Lol. Joe and I have a lot in common then

ProudOlodo:
EErrrhhmm...you can only get that recipe from one place and specific time only. Just go alone to Benin marketsquare at 1am. Knowledge findeth them who seeketh her

Hahahaha

Benin people must hear this!
You just referred to their market as a place where spirits hold their meetings

ProudOlodo, do you know Ben Okri?
Ever read any of his books?

ProudOlodo:
I kuku know no such proverb. Not even my grandfather or grandmother ever mentioned it...are sure it's not from Atlantis? Cos that proverb must have sunk with it

Hahahaha.
It didn't sink anywhere

Except for my brain sha. It sunk deep into my brain . I dig it out when fingers are pointing at innocent me.

ProudOlodo:
He was my lie detection tutor...and he's good at it

Poor guy. He must loathe his job
How much is his take home?

ProudOlodo:
Oh...you're the Mama Jollof Rice in that song. I see Didn't I talk about a spirit cuisine?

Ah! Wait a sec.

Give me the ingredients for this cuisine you talk so much about. Is it prepared with Rice and Tomatoes?

I am mama Africa

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thank God you know that siggy goes every way....your way, my your way, their your way

Hahahahahahaha.
Kindly remind me of that African proverb which says 'When you point a finger at me, the rest of the four fingers point towards... YOU! '

Put it right for me please

ProudOlodo:
I can tell you're lying Cos when you're replying Stutter Stutter Stutter Stutter #DoingADuetWithJoe

Lol. Who is this Joe you speak of? Is he a stutterer? I hear it can be cured

ProudOlodo:
Lol. O ya, what's that song?

Lol. It goes thus;
Left, Right Left, Right The day is bright It's bright and fair Oh, happy day The day of joy The day is bright It's bright and fair Oh, happy day of joy!
Mama Jollof rice

ProudOlodo:
Issokay...I just know my guesses tell more truth than amicable09's keypad

Quick reminder on what your siggy clearly states.

'Everyone wish that their truth is the truth'
Everyone, including every keypad

ProudOlodo:
I will kuku remind you...it was said in the Annals of Amicable09. That book that will be written in 2044. And let's take a closer look at it sef...
Who knows LM's gender?...amicable09
Who knows his daily route and routine?......amicable09
And who coined the LM pet name acronym?...yours truly, amicable09

This is how I celebrate your new page

Hahahaha.
Is that so?
Is this how you lie?
All these rumours flying left, right, center, am I safe at all?

I need to pick race!

ProudOlodo:
You remind me of my old grannies. Please remind me, how old are you again?

Lol.
During the time I was born there were no calendars in my hometown but I was told that, it was that year they planted the plantain tree that is behind our compound

That's not all.
In that year, the missions school in my community taught the children how to sing a new song for marching

You want to know the song

ProudOlodo:
Lol.
You only mentioned you built a castle...but where? Let me guess...IN THE AIR

Lol.
Your guess is wrong as always

The castle I built is in a choice location . I don't like disclosing it in public because it's very dear to my heart.

ProudOlodo:
Later you will coman be saying you're not juggling four men at once

And no need advertising it in my face...I already see you just scored another page opening

Hahahaha
I am as innocent as innocentina
Juggle four e-men at once Remind me again, where did I hear a group of people saying that stuff before before?

LM loves to take a particular shortcut I'm aware of. That's all.

Is LM male or female sef?
She is female

I hope you like my new page?

ProudOlodo:
I'm sure twas only because the s and c on his keypad failed, that he managed to use bag instead of sac

Hahahaha.
I have said it times without number, you are weeked!

You want to sabotage my good name and empire . I have taken time to build this sand castle, please don't bring it down with your rain

Udochee:
shoutouts to Amy & LM, congrats on your respective awards. you guys owe us lunch tomorrow oo. am okay with garri ijebu + fried fish head. Hennessey is too precious to pop now

Lol.
Thanks Udo. I have called out to LM but his usual shakara won't let him reply me. I know the bus stop to waylay the guy sha ... Trust me there'll be plenty of food and drinks tomorrow.

Owambe loading

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahahahaha
What are you still doing in the kitchen at midnight...are doing spirit cuisine?

Hahahahahahaha

The spirit cuisine no be here
Actually, I sleep with a wooden spoon by my bed side so as to wade off mischief makers and their crew members

ProudOlodo:
Bro I can't agree less. I've seen it and tasted it...in fact, still very fresh

Lol. If I use this wooden spoon in my kitchen to hit your head ehn! . You will disagree with him on the mischief part

kaboninc:
What an achievement!

Good morning, my nominated partner in the Couple's Award.

Lol.

Good evening, sorry I'm just seeing this at this time.

Nominated partner in the couple's award kwa? Lol. It's partner in crime award I need a partner in. Will you volunteer?

It's late already, will be surprised to see you awake if you are. Sleep tight.

Ka chi fo.

ksstroud:
EVERYTHING

This 'Everything' is serious o! Please give me the breakdown , I don't understand in capital letters

LastMumu:
Lol, na Amicable09 give me the acronym o. That babe is a bag of mischief.

Hahahaha. I just have to reply this particular mention . Since yesterday I stopped understanding my mentions, twas a little scary when I logged in earlier today. Now, make I face you

Did you call me 'bag of mischief'?
Isn't that why I'm spicy ? But, If I'm not mischievous, who will?

Oh boy, arrange to send me a PM na.
I have a present for you.

ProudOlodo:
Let's see how that claim will save you before old roger's court

Lol. I'm so happy that I still feel like rubbing my new page victory in your face

Have you seen the new page I opened?
Have you been there?
Have you written in it?
The court ruled in my favour, don't you think?

Ehen! Where's Emmaesty?
Babe you no loyal o
You pursued me because of e-love last night , I will send him back to Mars and you will be left with me here. Then I'll see if you won't come around

This page is dedicated to my arch beef, ElDeeVee .

ProudOlodo:
I hereby sentence you to a refresher change class with Martin Luther King Jnr's ghost

Hahahaha.

Oh my prof!
Prof Emeritus
Martin Luther King Jr himself! I have changed already

I believe one day, little boys and girls in this section will be grown men and women walking on the moon
Modified

My peacock are you seeing what I am saw?

A brand new car page!!!!!!
Wow!!!! Fantastic Monday this is! Lol
I just got my groove back

ProudOlodo:
Is it my sleepie eyes or what?...amicable09 is able to juggle four e-men at once? Maybe my deceptive eyes will see better by morning

Lol. I didn't juggle e-men o!
They just keep pairing me up with any e-man I smile with. I'm super faithful to one mingled boo. Don't believe the lies you see on social media

ElDeeVee:
Na wa o......So, after all the Amicable Tsunami, @amicable09 no get one single award.

It is really a tough world

Lol... If you don't call me out for disaster, who will?

It really is a tough world at least we haven't been swept off by ojoro

ProudOlodo:
Lol..."old roger" didn't kuku come from my e-tonge. We both know who will be held responsible for that

Lol. It was rolled up
I just helped you

ProudOlodo:
Let me borrow a few lines from "What can I do" by "The Corrs" What can I do to make you stop hating? What can I do to make you change?

ProudOlodo:
A change can begin with you, Amie...Yes, you can!

Change, Change, Change. This must be an anthem I missed growing up
Can you organize a refresher course for me? Learning begins with me

ProudOlodo:
You mean wheelBARROW to help haul her load of awards abi

Hahahaha.
Even in your modesty, and the pretense of not misunderstanding, you are showing care

I'm just good!
Too good!
I match and make the best couple on jobland
I'm too much!