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Xzbit91:
Name your price
Aww, selfless amicable. The one with the foreign company would do

Lol. You can't pay me cos I'm giving it to you FREE of charge!
How about that?

Tidamsel:
Lolz, 4uny u.

Sweetheart I mentioned u on a subject under D romance thread, ur opinion is nided, hope u v seen it. Waiting 4 ur response soon.

You mentioned me elsewhere?

Hope you didn't just mention 'Amicable' without the 09, if you don't put the two together, I won't see it. Like I have not seen the mention.

Edit that post there on the romance thread and mention me well.

Happy Sunday

Tidamsel:
Cup cake mi, Every thing is kul o, Jus DAT am missing u lyk kilode

Huhn huhn....
I'm so touched!
That's a very lovely thing to say. I miss you as well, more than you know.

When do we play catch up?

Xzbit91:
No be all that one, come reduce the 3 job offers wey you get give some of us wey still dey look for

Hahahaha.

Offers for Sale!
Which would you prefer?
I don't want to be selfish. You can have the other two

press005:
people have gotten good jobs tru d said processes. I dnt dispute dat. Bt hw many so far?

Talking about English wahala, antonyms and synonyms get levels oo

I'm sorry my head is so full that I don't even know how to reply you.

Carry out a poll if you may. You'll be amazed at the result you'll get here.

On antonyms and synonyms, well, because you have no prior knowledge of the words that'll be asked, that's why you think it is difficult. In actual sense, it isn't as long as the words are familiar.

Ademolu2002:
What abt GMAT

What about it?

Tidamsel:
My Delectable Amicable

Oh my sweetheart!
I've missed you Tell me, how's everything with you?

press005:
It can be frustrating at tyms as regards to online job applications.

Pele. People have gotten jobs through this process without two heads. Tell yourself, you can as well. Positivity in the midst of the frustration will go a long way.

They make you send ur CV bt also mandates you to fill some boxes .After about 30mins, you will realize you have repeated all the details on your CV.

What are you trying to say in this part?
I don't understand the boxes you make reference to. Is it psychometric tests?

A job that is meant for graduate trainees will still be asking you of 3-5yrs experience.

If they ask for 3-5 years experience, then it's not graduate trainee. Move to the next.

After spending 6 or 7yrs in school plus ASUU strike, some job adverts will require you not to be above 25yrs and must have completed your Nysc.

Well, this happens. Still there are some for 26 and 27 year olds. Take advantage of those.

The one that baffles me the most is that a firm that advertised for an engineering graduate trainee position will invite candidates for a Job test and the next thing, they will give you a CBT on Antonyms and Synonyms as if say na English Language you study for school.

Anyhw sha, no matter what guys, dnt be discouraged. Keep pushing

Ehen! This part, you did Use Of English in Uni na despite the fact that you were an Engineering student. Antonyms and Synonyms is something we've been doing since primary school. Don't make it look like Nigerian graduates don't know opposites and nearest/similar in meaning.

When you start working, you'll communicate in English therefore I think the test of English is in order. Engine guys have no complain at all .

In all, like you said, keep pushing. Keep practicing as well.

Boujurz:
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Young man!
Young man!
Young man!

How many times did I call you?
This is not how to do things. Type this stuff and print it on an A4 paper then paste it on an electric pole.

We'll apply within!

yorex2011:
Pele... Yesterday was good, real good

Lol. Thanks. I see that smile
You're gunning for 30 now o Soon you'll get to that age where it is said that life begins at

yorex2011:
thanks... Soo emotional right now

Lol. I should be the emotional one here jare

Hope you had a good time yesterday though?
I'm still trying to recover from the rain that beat me mercilessly last night myself.

Oh my world!
Yorex it was your birthday yesterday?
I missed it and it hurts me now. How did that even happen?

I'm terribly sorry for coming late, I was out till 10:30PM last night in the rain. I dozed off like a log of wood the moment I got home. Forgive me. Can I still have a piece of cake please?

I know you'll oblige me, you're such a great guy and a wonderful friend. You've helped in too many ways that I don't know how I'll ever fully repay you. Know this, when the autobiography of my life will be written, you'll have more than a paragraph . You're too kind to be human. In fact, I'm going to dedicate an update to all of my e-friends in my e-book of life soonest (I should do that).

In this new age, I ask that the forces of nature work in your favor. May your dreams and aspirations come true. May your rise to the top be swift. And may lasting peace be yours for enjoyment!

Happy belated birthday, Yorex2011!

Babacele:
hahahaha you think we are small people anymore? The only begotten son , palm oil millionaire, is my politico buddy. EFCC can't do him anything since the old witch has baked a 2019 deal in Daura's coven oven. Any update from your end? open a special account directly with the CBN, no bvn ,no traces.

Lol. You have started this your parable mode of communication . But I understand perfectly. I will do as you have commanded. Knowing that your wish is my command.

Babacele:
Bia, Chief Agaracha is back with econo-political akanchawa! From Indian embassy to Russia consulate ,I ve been meeting men and nations of timbre and calibre . Most Articulate politician in the land just left here and I'm going to see an old witch at [b]Igbere[/b]from there to see the aged poultry general whose birthday would provide a photo op pre launching opportunity to our great plan. Glo is not happy we are going to be empowering Xenophobes so that they can have energy to attack our people the more . " holla ,me numbre coordinator Buharipraysglobal..." see I got to answer this call from Spanish embassy, abeg.

Oh no! The bolded!!!!
How did you go there?
That very place *lips sealed*

I can't talk no more.

Mujtahida:
Yes it does

Lol. I just know

Social media ehn!
The kind wahala e dey cause too much.

I can bet my last 5 naira that this OP doesn't know this lady whose picture he's uploaded here for jokes.

OP, now that your mission of bringing the NL true ngeneukwuewu to this thread and also pulling traffic here, can you take down this poor lady's picture

Abuse of DP!

Mujtahida:
Would you want to read Dostoevsky? Or Tolstoy? (they say he is arguably the greatest novelist. Tolstoy and I are birthday mates: September 9) I'd suggest you read Anna Karenina. You can download free pdf copy of it online. Other books written by Tolstoy which I love are War and Peace(it's quite a tome, a period novel with more than 900 hundred characters, also available online. Tolstoy writes sweetly with a hard to pin lightheartedness and exuberance). Dostoevsky is the author of crime and punishment( A psychological thriller) Available online. He is the opposite of Tolstoy in that he likes to probe into the dark side of human nature. Is your plate full or you'd want some more serving? I trust I got the pass to keep on our conversation. Cheers

You got the pass!

Actually, when you mentioned Russia, my mind went to Mavrodi. With what you've just done, you've wet my appetite and I'll look for these books as soon as I submit this post. Recently, in the last two weeks I should stress, I have been reading a lot of management books by American authors. I have been combining it with 'The Richest Man in Babylon' by George Clason and so far I've enjoyed myself with the company of books.

I still have a little free time I can use for Tolstoy, I must have a feel of his work this weekend or next week at most. I see you both share the same date of birth , that's Providence at work right? I attribute it to that. Does that make you feel special sometimes?

Babacele:
Mtn just called that they would be interested in using our hashtag # Buharipraysglobal# on their airtime cards since the volume of our global audience is a huge population to tap into. Please go to their VI head office to MOU and other modalities...my secretary is here with a call from Indian Embassy , excuse me please.

Lol.
*Speaks in vernacular*
Agaracha must come back

When you drop the call, I'll still be right here waiting.

Mujtahida:
No need being dismissive. Sorry for indicting your readings. I'd like to ask: What kind of writings do it for you? favorite authors? I have appetite for the Russian greats- Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Turgenev.

I smile at your level of maturity BUT

I frown cos' I don't want to talk with you again unless you offer to send me a book you've read. Then and only then, will we be on the same page.

You've got a great appetite by the way.
Russians are bad! Bad in a good way if you know what I mean.

Babacele:
See ehn leave those who wants jump into well to measure your reading depth alone and let us organize a global prayer convention for Buhari. Fantastic ideas are already flying over themselves to be picked on how this great event would play out. You are going to be the Supreme coordinator because I no go fit trust another person especially all those yahoo boys speaking smooth English posing as Diasporan Nigeria with the proceeds from our effort at praying for country's number 1 leader.
Atiku is going to declare the event open in London and CNN,BBC,NTA, al Jazeera, Fox ,TVC, major newspapers ,and radio stations are going to be there while you will organize all those your youths to handle the live social media posts abi naa tweets with Google AdSense or something per click so that as millions of people all over the world click to see the live videos we shall upload, Google pays us some dollars.
Relax, I chose Atiku because more people and the international community would see him as a central figure and influence - a cynosure of some sorts an ambitious politician like him has never experienced before. Imagine your photos going viral among 200million people globally with different languages like French,Spanish, Chinese, Arab,Kswahili, Dutch and Russian talking about you at the same time globally.

haa ,I was in Chinese embassy yesterday and they have shown a great interest in this project than I even thought ........let me know if you interested in this noble adventure asap pls.

Lol
How do you do this?
Making me laugh so hard this morning. Thanks jare. Abati was right about this publicly organized prayers currently going on in all quarters . The prayer has become a thing of competition and money making venture

Please carry me along. I have been praying for free all this while, it's time to think business like you. Your business sense is sharp

Ayam very very much interested
Were you around Chinese embassy for real? I was at Adeola Odeku on Saturday. I walked past there too. That place is always too busy in the mornings of weekdays. People really want to leave this country o

Mujtahida:
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Nigerians do this a lot@the bolded. Once you criticise a man they shoot you with this spiteful arrow saying you hating on the man. I don't know Abati. I do not hate him. I started by respecting your love for Abati's writing and doubled up with my own impression at least on this particular article. Every writing is a well-deep or shallow. In fact words are vessels of meaning, experience and history. Ever wondered why most of the books that charmed you as a child lose their magical grip on your soul as you grow older? It's all a matter of depth. I raised no issues as regards his writing style. You were singing hymns to the depth of his writing and truly I frowned and scratched my head wondering what is deep here. There's no water to drink here, none to slake my thirst. This is my opinion.

I would have ignored this mention but I realized it will be absolutely wrong not to let you know that your last statement to me in your first mention was insulting and a slap to my face.

It just isn't about Abati as you would have quietly sang his criticism without quoting me and I would not have seen it and not bothered too except in cases where I feel I should disagree with a comment.

But when you said you wonder how deep my readings are, I began to wonder how highly you think of yourself and your reading. We are what we read. I have no clue as to what makes up your library, neither do you have any as to mine.

Every writer has his audience. Fortunately, Abati has me! There's no going back on that stand. I'm loyal like that. Next time when you are tempted to come after me like this, ask yourself, 'have I ever offered this lady one of my DEEP collections?'. Until you do, don't question what I read. Thanks.

Mujtahida:
I respect your love for Abati's writing but to my mind there's nothing deep, absolutely nothing deep in this write up. If you call this deep then I wonder how deep your readings are.

Lol.

Brother, cool your temper!
A little background check on me here on NL would have helped save you this misjudgment and frown lines I see on your virtual forehead.

This isn't his first work I'm coming across and if you had done your homework well, you would have noticed that on almost all of the threads created about him, I made this similar comment. He writes well and only those who appreciate good writing can attest to that. It's not up for debate as I don't know what you read yourself.

This particular write-up is simple and fraught with no problem. He's only shared a story/telephone conversation as it's obvious, he had with a friend after his last article that raised so much dust (All his writings has same effect anyway). It's easy to see. You don't need to jump into a well to check for depth or height.

So stop hating and appreciate the man's writing skill.

TRADEMARK:
In fact he was the Editor In Chief for long years. He has been erudite, brilliant and of course ageless with his writings. I was always looking forward to his writings at the law library. university of Ilorin..
His writing is always a masterpiece and am a good fan

Kindred spirits!
There we have it!

He's a University of Ilorin Alumni?
I'm just knowing this.

ThatIgboBoy:
He is the chairman of the editorial board of guardian newspapers and writes on fridays and sundays for Guardian newspapers

You've made my search for him easier
Thank you very much. I now look forward to his Friday and Sunday publications.

I'm grateful for this useful post/mention

Babacele:
Yes ,your Abati still writes for Guardian ,and I have been seeing him more frequently on the e-space these days.

Oh! That works perfectly fine. I have him to look forward to whenever I see 'The Guardian'. You've been seeing him more frequently here while I only started knowing him on e-space. Times and seasons really are different for everyone

His thought could be so deep that each of his various readers felt a sense of being addressed and understood by a single article or essay. And that is the emotional attachment your guy tampered with when he chose to defend the nest of killers we had co-condemned in his previous thought provoking literary arsenals.

Deep thoughts! Deep, deep. And I think that's why I love writers. Good writers give readers a sense of ownership as well as discretion to understand however they choose to.
Abati is one.

You can Google all about him and try to connect with him either through his mail or any of social media portal.

I should do this. I really should. Thanks for suggesting it.

Pele, fruits ,deep breathing, hot baths and tea and playing your favorite set of songs, a nap or deep sleep as well as a massage therapy , singly or in combinations conquer stress. But what works best for you ?

Lol. This part got me laughing. Actually, sleep does it for me. After resting through the night, I feel better this morning and ready to take on the activities of today. It's going to be a long day sha but I should be fine.

Good morning.

Babacele:
u go pay me mobilization fee to do the connection. lols......Abati was already building one of the most awesome followership or readership in this nation and beyond as an Editor in the Guardian. He had this special aura that was so soothing to many because of the depth of his wordy expression that enlightened and resonated with the feelings of our everyday realities, until Abati joined PDP. Like most things it touches, PDP contaminated Abati . His pen now justified the impunities of power and the powerful to the chagrin of his earlier pro-truth convictions before he flirted with PDP. I hope he can be trusted for I do not know the magic his seemingly beautiful writings can now evoke to heal the broken hearts of a disappointed but once loyal population if such writings are removed from the convictions they are intended to birth especially from the originator when real life experiences present themselves. abegi lmao! how u dey?

Oh wow!
I must have been a kid in days of yore when he wrote in the Guardian. It breaks my heart now knowing that I missed such crucial part of his writing career when it was unadulterated.

I've always sensed that there must be more to his skill than meet the eye. His writing is deep and only deep readers can draw from his depth. Oh my Reuben! Organize a writing workshop and I'll be the first to grace the seminar.

If he still writes for the Guardian newspaper, I'll love to know. Somehow, for a very long time, I haven't done prints sha.

On a jolly mood , I dey fine o. Stressed out a little but fine. How about you? How you dey?

Babacele:
make I collect im mobile number from my guy RMD give you?

Lol.
Babacele, if you know RMD personally abeg tell me make I PM you sharp sharp!

As for my Reuben, I am his secret admirer for life. He has a vast amount of words and his writing is always on point. You'll think he's a youth without his picture attached, that's why I love his writing language/style.

Lol.
I love this Reuben Abati with all that's in me

Crazy guy like me
We have a lot in common.

One day, I'll create a thread to specially thank Oga Seun for this platform cos through NL, I've met hot brains and amazing friends who have got my back. One of such guys is oga MOD.

Oga MOD who volunteered to be my guarantor even before job come (Enthusiast!)
A friend who is quick to help out. Always willing to go the distance for a craze girl like me.

Dave you are good. Happy birthday to you. This time last year I was beefing you. Today again, I'm beefing you still. But e no reach me to ignore this special day cos you're a special guy.

Happy birthday dear. More investment tips for your radio program More money to your account from the downloads. More drinks to your table. And more blessings from God.

Have a blast!