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ProudOlodo:
Lol. You sure know where I've been Let me just manage this backseat for now, that wind might call at any time again, yo know

Lol. Please oga chairman, chair this page for us I beg

Oh that wind, that harmattan wind of change. I hope it wouldn't be too immediate.

Jazmiynne:
Oh puhleez! Amicable09 and Proudolodo... Would you guys get a room already?

Hahahaha
Don't jealous us jare


*Singing in Karleone's voice*
Some have food but cannot eat,
Some can eat but have no food,
I have a friend who returned with food
Glory be to God, Amen.

ProudOlodo:
Be not worried, ye whose guilt shall be counted unto thee as innocence

Lol @ Skye bank. The fear of bankly "yes" is the beginning of caution. Yes, there's roses, chocolates, hair ruffles, perfume. But in Mars, roses are lightings, chocolates are gun powders, hair ruffles are non-existent, and perfumes are weapons.

Hahahaha
You are high!
Why then did you return? Please go back

*singing in Darey's voice*
You're not the guy I used to know
You're a shadow of yourself
I think I lost you long ago
Like a book that's left the shelf
I hear your footsteps down the hall
And I know someday that twill be you...
Going back to Mars

ProudOlodo:
Lol. I knew I could always count on your eyes that could see shadows even in the dark night

Lol. Wait!

You're cheating on me ProudOlodo!
You are.
Did you not say the same thing to Jaz? About counting on each other.

I cannot count on your ears at all

ProudOlodo:
Lol. Amie, how can you not understand me when you've read me like one of dem Chinua Achebe's books? You know the ears were made two for a reason...there's one that is always twitching to hear Amie's words at all times

Hahahaha. You always know what to say to get me laughing . I know where you've been all day, I hope you are back fully now?

Take a seat on the high table. You've loitered enough

ekojoe:
It's awesome..
But with God, this is what I'll be getting next year.

Hi,

Did you design that building yourself? Or you know the person who drew the plan?

I love the design . Will like to have something like that in the future but with Ifeanyi Ubah's kind of roof.

ProudOlodo:
Ehrrm...you see, I wasn't going to listen to any lies o. But these ones aren't flying around like the annoying buzzing flies...no no. These ones are flying around with enchanting serenade like dem fairies Pardon me ehn, I just must listen

Lol. Missed you too.

Lol. Ok o. You'll soon find out that I'm very very innocent of all the allegations you are about to hear.

What did you bring back for me?
Where's your bag?
Any roses? Any chocolates? Any hair ruffles? Any perfume? Oh please say yes to perfume!

Say yes!
Be like Skye Bank

AlexCk:
Amicable09, u no dey halla person ni, shooo, nawa o, lol

Holla you
You this Alex!
You want to implicate me abi?
You see my dear peacock is in town and you want to give him the impression that I know you.

I sabi you before?
Do I know what the CK in your name stand for?
Please, first of all, introduce yourself

I am Amicable.
You are?
Have you gotten that idea that you are supposed to get? Lol

I missed your missing me

ProudOlodo:
Impersonating?? And not just one but two?? Trump must hear this

Lol @ Trump must hear this

Trump my man!
Don't mind those impersonators, I caught them before they could say J-A-C-K!

Even in the darkness night, I will recognize your shadow and real self . I am that gifted in the area of recognizing real pals who have kept me company one time too many

ProudOlodo:
I missed you too...officially and every other "-cially" As for amicable09 ehn, she already has plenty of explaining to do, and this has joined the list of explainings

Lol.

My peacock I don't understand you again o!
Are you for or against me?

Remember how we used to be na
You cannot change like this o!
My word over everyone else's

Right?
Right.

brokenplate:
Mission Accomplished. Broken with ease.

Lol Congratulations

Sleep calls... I'll see you again right here, next time. Rest well.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz hahahahahahaaa na you no code
The meal is free, but entry ticket is 5k per person

Hahahaha This business strategy has no match at all

Na your code win am, babe. Let me go and dream of expanding this business idea dear. Goodnight

Jazmiynne:
Oya sharperly bring that ego wey de backyard let's get this running

First meal of every Joblander would be free of charge

Capital ooo
We need investors

This free meal you're proposing so, haven't you heard that there's no free lunch in Freetown?

First class service demands first class payment

Jazmiynne:
Lwkmd

First of all, would that restaurant be paying 500k per month? I cannor be spoon-feeding grown up individuals without enough dough to back it up

Buh imagine am as business.... To recruit spoon-feeders..... Choi all these business ideas I don de gv u since sef

Hahahaha

Seriously babe, that restaurant will boom o. Check am na, spoonfeeders in a restaurant! You have someone prepare your meal, serve it and another feed you

What a beautiful life that will be!
I know the caliber of people that will patronize such places

We'll be rich in no time

brokenplate:
Thanks for having me properly looked after. just keep off the brokable plates. I can't control my hands.
I look forward to meeting the house . Far too kind Amy.

Oh, how sweet! Such good manners I see why you are irresistible .
Break one plate dear. One only. You deserve one brokenplate

Jazmiynne:
Lolz you better be found... As you go on that your vacation to nowhere, kindly bring back some job offers to go round.

You who brought this brilliant idea should be best fit to do the spoon-feeding na

Lol. Make efforts to find me

This vacation of mine isn't to nowhere, it is to Mars. An interesting place to visit. I would have invited you but I changed my mind, I don't want a situation where you get there and refuse to return back here. It's better you stay home.

Job offers? It's possible.

Hahahaha. What's so hard in spoon-feeding anyone? If you get a job offer in a restaurant nko? Won't you spoon-feed customers?
Begin now to rehearse for the role o. I hope you're below 22 years and have 8 years experience in spoon-feeding?

Send your CV to brokenbottles@feedingbottle.com
On or before Jan. 25, 2017.

Jazmiynne:
Are they synonymous with job offers

You have lost me

If BP breaks any plate ehn, you will get me new matching set! I have a feeling he'll finish then plates before I return from vacation. Please spoon-feed him

brokenplate:
Hi JAZ spoke highly about you .
Much respect

I'm sure she did

Been seeing so much of you around and that's lovely. You're welcome to the chatroom.

Have you met my sweethearts?
I wish I to show you to one of two of them but I have to catch a ride tonight to Mars . When I return, I'll show you the beauty of this city especially of the people

Break no plates!

Jazmiynne:
If u leave with him, what becomes of the others?

With you here, they're in safe hands.

Jazmiynne:
... So dt amicable09 can always fain way to look for trouble

Old things are passed away honey. I'm new

Jazmiynne:
Mehn! I officially missed you!
You need to see how amicable09 has been antagonising me
Please tell me you are here to leave no more....

Use style report me for what I have not done o
FYI, we are leaving together

ProudOlodo:
So, who could be so olodo that it will remind you of my olodoness?

Two guys actually


Impersonating...

ProudOlodo:
#ClearsThroat....Amicable09, before we talk about the trip to Mars, so I get there's a certain explaining about some certain something that I don't really get

Who am I seeing??
Can somebody please wake me up!?

My own proudly olodo is in the house!!!!
I've missed you so much dear.
Welcome back!

Please listen to no lies flying around. Every night and day, I look for you in all the sections and on all threads *sobs*. I am going to follow you when you're travelling again to Mars. Do not ask any questions, I will just follow you like your purse

Welcome again my peacock of life!

DrJawando:
Yes it is only sexually active women that are at risk of Cervical cancer. The HPV that leads to Cancer of the Cervix is a sexually transmitted infection.

Oh oh!
Poor women! This knowledge is new.


Thanks for sharing. At this point I don't think there's so much I need to ask any longer. It's clear now.

tolusan:
Abeg go buy original Bible

Hahahaha.

You caught that joke
I wanted to type Barnabas but I knew I would be caught sharp sharp, so I put Silas

Happy Sunday Barr.
See you after church.

DrJawando:
If she is 18 years and above? If she is sexually active and hasn't had a negative result from a pap smear report she is at risk of cervical cancer .

Sorry Doctor, I'm a tad bit curious tonight, forgive my ignorance but what prompted this response? I didn't see any question.

Is it only sexually active females who are at risk of being infected or should I say diagnosed with cervical cancer?

Thanks.
Very catchy thread title by the way, I like it.

Am I in Jokes section

I came to read health news jare.


Peace out!

Medley:
this guy may even be his best friend that he confides in. Just look at the unsolicited announcement

Indiscretion at its ugliest!

Mmmh...
OP, I know the guy. But did he tell you to announce his misfortune here?

Jazmiynne:
LWKMD

Your head truly don de touch since dt pikin enter ya belle. You are on ya own. I completely dissociate myself from the high BP u are about to give yaself

Hahahaha

Paul, I know.
Silas, I know.
But who dey answer pikin

Nwanyi a', I dey my Lane dey watch you when you call BP . But seriously babe, why did you do that? Lol

I can think up 101 sweet pet names from that moniker but you chose BP, I don't understand you o . Please, rename that guy and introduce me to him

TheSlyone2:
Nah. Just pass a night here Ami. Who knows, you might fall in love with this place.


I can see you're already making friends

Hahahaha.
He's an old friend
Very old!!!!!

Pass the night here ke?
Any mouka foam here?
I don't sleep out

SalomonKane:
Well... no thanks. I like being me.

I like seeing you, you.
It helps in recognizing you even from a distance

Too late, I'm already bald with pot belly. Remember it's a sign of good living.

Hahahaha.
I don't know how this makes me feel
#MixedFeeling