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Emmaesty:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.... ... .. You're so romantic. I'm liking you already

The bolded got me laughing

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahahahahaha...
Singing "Whatchu got" by Justin Timberlake

Hahahaha. Stop singing my song

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...iyaf pain her I was there in 1847 and I remember how Michael Faraday beside me was laughing

Is now antispam you wee use against me. You need to see the video in that link...it explains what wee happen if you hit that report button on me You will understand why Faraday's remains will giggle in the old grave again


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmsdSVQSXLg

Hahahahahahaha....

Officially, you are weeked!
You just called Faraday 'old roger'
Only old Roger will get up from the grave and give an old woman who innocently wants to pluck apples, a knock on her head

But you see me so, I'm immune to all those things

ProudOlodo:
Why na? When you should be encouraging me like twitter

Lol.
Who Twitter epp?

ProudOlodo:
Lol...why are you being the devil's advocate like this na? You sha want to see to it that dem lawyers that have been my very good friends are turned against me...all because I've been snatching those pages from you

Hahahaha.

Emi?
How can I?
I am only doing what a friend in deed will do
After using style to mock our learned friends, you want to play the victim in front of them abi?

Kolewerk!
Watch me take back my rightful place

ProudOlodo:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe...I just see sugar everywhere. I must see my doc for a diabetes test by morning

Hahahaha.
Laugh wan kee me
My network is crazy, what I plan on doing ehn! This thread for cry

Emmaesty:
Lol Thanks bae. I feel so honored to have such an incredible date Maybe our next date will be at the White House or the moon

ProudOlodo where are you oh.. ... Emma is waiting for you
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Abi my date has dumped me?

Hahahaha.
Not possible! He is somewhere around

I think the same way network is messing with me, that's how it is for him. Be patient

He's coming with His Excellency, Barrow himself!

Emmaesty:
Amicable09, God bless you oh I've been looking for Feb 14 bae since This year will not pass me by

Hahahaha.
Not when I'm here!
This year cannot fit pass you by

Let me do a short citation on the 'Man' you are with tonight

ProudOlodo is a man of many big and small words. A respectable and highly traveled joblander. He has been to Venus. Jupiter. Mars. In fact, he recently returned from Mars. The man I speak of is one whose intelligence is beyond description. He's widely read and has bagged many degrees and awards from Atlanta to New York. From Nairobi to Nigeria.

He has met with the Duke of Edinburgh
He has sat down to drink tea with Queen Elizabeth.
He has visited the newly sworn in Gambian President.
He was present on CNN with Christine Amanpour a few days ago.

I bring you no ordinary person
He is proud and he's my peacock!
Give it up for ProudOlodo! Emma's Official date for the award ceremony

All this is at no cost baby, just enjoy the night

Ogbeni, iz like this film show award ceremony go get cinema effect o

*Spots a fine round table*
Lero15, please let's walk in together . Bad belle people who thought we would have broken up by now will see us together tonight

Where the paparazzi at
Jazmiynne love, tonight is tonight? Even your boo get e boo . Let me see who you're coming with tonight. Udochee or Karleone

ProudOlodo , you will like it here trust me. Tonight is tonight! Come and open new page here lemme see you! I hope you have a date sha, if you don't, there's this new babe on the block, her name is Emmaesty . Rumour has it that she's into HR things.

Abimbawealth, this one no be match na but sha bring ElDeeVee along with you. We need ladies wearing Jersey to spice up this cinema. Ooops, Our red carpet

Ksstroud, the hour has come o! Where is my daughter? Where is Abimbex007? I know you don't know but sha produce her by yourself

Lastmumu... hahahaha. I hope you still get blue ink sha , I don't know how you will cope in a black world such as this with many restrictions. We're about to go live o. Who did you leave me for? Come and show us your Valentine bae! February 14 is around the corner

Mannylex and Beau49, my mind is telling me something about you two

LadyF, how market? Tolutweety don send the dollars? Market must move o

TheSlyOne2, where your bae?

Jamean show!

Baba Davide470 and Uboma, Twale!

Joblanders!!!! Oya o, let's do this!

Udochee:
hahahaha. baba dis is your night. i see a double-brace coming your way tonight.



yep many things have changed though. blender e haff take over na

Oh! That's a welcome development for me too

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahahahahahaha...now, this is one-(wo)man conspiracy!

Thank God all I did is a cover of the original song O ya coman goan sue Bryan Adams

Hahahaha.
Remember the popular Miranda warning?
'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law'

Talk to them lawyers
They are coming for you

ProudOlodo:
Lemme put on that amicable09 spirit and do a song to that
I'll be there for you Wherever you go Whatever you do
Backstreet boys - I'll be there for you

*Gives him the bad eye*
Be following her o Be following

ProudOlodo:
Lol...ewedu yaf suffer in your hand and Udochee's. People use blender to do the thing these days and there's also a plastic-made substitute for the short broom too But you see ehn, as leaves is to moin-moin, is original short broom to ewedu

Edit: Yes! I did it! The hat trick! I'm feeling so CR7 right now Amicable09 can vex all she wants

Seriously this thing happened in 1847 and what I did next was no joke!

Call me bad belle, I no send but I don't like this thing! Are you the only one with ororo on top your moromoro head , I don't like this o!

Why will you be opening new pages all the time when it used to be my thing. At this point, I care not about anything but I want to say if this repeats itself again, me I go vex!

I go vex and hit the report button!
I'll stop at nothing until I see you behind antispam butt

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahaha....you've started with the songs again

Lemme borrow from Bryan Adam's "Not guilty" too

Do I have to prove my innocence?
Don't need a lawyer with a fat degree

Hahahaha.

How dare you abuse them lawyers with their fat degrees?
Please Tolusan don't ignore this. He should be guilty of a five count charge and of course, no bail option after judgement has been passed!

My sincere concern expressed herein.

Udochee:
"but you were determined to try out some catering practical"...lol @ the bolded...

Lol. I was until I asked the lady if I can prepare the soup without the broom and she said no. That was when I gave up.

But Nigerians in diaspora who crave for ewedu soup, do they also use a broom over there? Modernization should change things a bit, I think.

Jazmiynne:
I think he would
Cos he'd be busy calculating how much it cost him to rent a reception hall in Jupiter

Lol. Is it the money involved that causes them to frown? Really, I'll appreciate answers. The frown is worrisome.

ProudOlodo:
That's the best news today. Please there's this one they call cameroun pepper or somtin...try that one. I learnt it's good food + medicine for bone-infested vexing

Lol.

Evuls!
Let me take a few lines from Maya Angelou's "Still I Rise".

You can write me down in history with your bitter twisted lie
*My line*
You can serve me pepper instead of dog meat,
But still, like dust, I'll rise

karleone:
Hmmm.. What was he wearing??
Sure! February will be great.

Lol. A T-shirt with the inscription "Diary of a Loner"
I wish you don't see yourself as such though.

LastMumu:
Amicable09, when I was a lot younger, just like you, I wondered why men always look gloomy and down on their wedding day, and I asked my Uncle why. He asked for my phone, deleted all the songs and left just one. He said that is what men have to put up with once they get married.

Lol.
Bia LM, you have a way of throwing subtle shades at me . Which one is when you were younger like me?

What are you trying to say?
You just called me a kid!
Unto what?

This is the singular reason why you and I will continually fight on this forum. I don't see myself extending the olive branch let alone olive oil towards you any time soon!

But quick question, will you wear that gloomy face on your wedding day too?

ksstroud:
Jazmiynne and Amicable09 . . . . . . . don't lemme "tear my gutter"....

Lol. Sir Kss. what I do?

Udochee:
lol @ amala + ewedu..i can only imagine the feeling. when you remember the "broom" that was used to prepare the ewedu you will just get a turn off. but amala na correct chow anytime,any day

Lol. Udo after eating that day, I left with a new determination to learn how to prepare the soup. I bought the amala flour and told my neighbor to teach me how to make the soup.

On the D Day, she knocked on my door and invited me for the Home Economics practical . Then she started to rinse this very short broom. I wasn't prepared for that shock... lol. I was like, how do I go back home to PH with all the ingredients and broom to my mother, lol. The woman go just pursue me.

ProudOlodo:
The name has been given and I can assure you on Tolu's honor that the billions is halfway here already We have more than enough to prove it's nothing but a personal beef

The only way to shelf that memory away is to bury it with the sand of another one. Let's say you try dog meat...it doesn't have plenty pepper

Edit: Opening two pages in a row is not a small something...I should aim a hat trick

Lol.
Stop stealing my new pages!
I really don't like this deprivation you are causing me to experience. It is vexing me to my bones!

For this reason, I'll go and lick pepper!

Hurray!!!

I just saw Karleone somewhere today as a loner oooo! February is gonna be good!

I can feel it in my ears!

ProudOlodo:
Happy SUnday to you too

So, what network are you on so I'll know who to sue? Thank God ToluSAN is around who will teash us how to make all manner of billion-count allegations from the situation and make some billion worth of fine

Lol @ your amala+ewedu experience. I guess it included a tale of peppered tongue

Hahahaha.
It's Airtel o. After porting from MTN to Airtel and then back to MTN , I think they hold a grudge against me. It has to be a personal beef . Tolu will make a good case out of this, let's table the matter before him cos I smell the billions already

Lol @ a tale of peppered tongue
Ah! Don't bring back the memory . Good thing I went with others who kept giving me the ginger... lol. It was so dramatic

tolusan:
Lol. I'm extremely conventional with my diet. I rarely change meals. I should actually get a medal for this.

Lol. I think I'll say same too goes for me as well coupled with the fact that I'm not a foodie. I'm not the best person anyone should cook a meal for and invite to come and appraise because the way I'll eat the food ehn! lol, if others are waiting for me to give a good word before eating, they'll all lose interest

I'm that bad
For trying out that new ofe without complaining, you just won yourself a gold medal!!!!!

ProudOlodo:
I hear rumors that there are many gates to that village from anywhere. But I get scared of getting lost in a place like that

I replied you last night but network didn't allow my reply get to you, now what I want to say has become stale. This makes me sad.

Hi Tolusan , the first time I ate amala and ewedu soup was in my service year and I took a picture of the meal before I started to eat too. Lol. It was not a small something

I was laughed at ehn! Lol
I can't forget that memory. Trying new food for me is always exciting but the excitement wears off along the line especially if I taste something I'm not familiar with. That particular soup had locust beans. I thought they were supposed to grind it or sth... I don't even know.

Happy Sunday guys!

ProudOlodo:
Hmmmmm....so there's a god (or goddess) named Google. The one they consult in that village called internet abi?

You seem to know the village well. You're so right about that question.

Can you access the village from your base?

ProudOlodo:
Oracle?? Azziinn, dibia tinz kinda job?

Hahahaha.
Oracle as in Google chief priest

Jazmiynne:
Chai I suppose check that thing yesterday o... Lolz amebo like me


Oya come let's go #TheOtherRoom make u gist me

Hahahaha

You no serious
But it made me feel silly when I saw it, like who send me

You know how you try to reach out to someone and give sisterly advice genuinely and the person totally ignores you and goes to do the same thing you adviced her against, on return she just flaunts it in your face as if...

*sigh
I know how my elders feel now when they give me advice and I disregard it.

Jazmiynne:
Buh ayaf searched on dinnor see her own post na

Did you search well?


*Modified:*
Don't bother babe, she's modified the update and taken out the juice. I hope she learns to keep privates, private.

Jazmiynne:
Amicable09! There's a reason why I refer to you as SisterGirl! Lolz your diary update ghat me rotfl

Me sef after reading her story you shared, I was all praises for her in my mind, and when you put up the diary update for her, I felt there was a calling signalling that you and I open a ministry as you virtually wrote out words straight from my mouth.

And now This!

Lolz hahahahahahaaa lwkmd o

I never even read her own update... Only ya own make we wan burst out laff

Lolz.

Babe, last night ehn, I laugh sotey I sleep! . Nothing don funny me reach that discovery ever before. As in, I was thinking of her as a young teen who may be in dire need of help after a first 'mistake' but I was wrong jare.

Some children sabi pass their Aunty
Old fashioned me!