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TheSlyone2:
Don't mind this place and their dirty talks. Actually, I love the freedom. I'm just here for a while, I'll soon use the exit

Oh! Freedom?
Yea, I noticed it in surplus here.
I make do with little.

Maybe I'll use the exit door before you

Jazmiynne:
New catches

Ever heard the saying "old wine tastes better..."?

Lol. I love my palm wine fresh
If it's not jollof rice, then I have no business with anything in the pot for 9 days

In fact kindly clearly identify these new catches let's be sure it's not a chasing after the wind

So that you will go after them abi?
Carry your 'BP' waka o

SalomonKane:
Oh really.

Yep. It's called baldy.
Oh baby, a trial will convince you, this you know, that's why you're always elusive.

Hahahaha

You haven't changed one bit, Mr. Leopard! . Be a chameleon for a day, can't you?


Please don't go bald o
I like guys wearing afro

TheSlyone2:
Yea doing real good. How is the hustle

The hustle is real But so is God
What do you love about this place?

TheSlyone2:
We should be hanging out here often. The other home is kind of boring

It isn't. It's more comfy there than here.
Hope you're doing well sha? Happy weekend!

TheSlyone2:
Hehe. I bet you love what you are seeing here

On nairabet?
I'm lounging around sha, nothing else.

TheSlyone2:
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I need you here dear

Nah! Nah! Nah!
I'm on a visit.

SalomonKane:
LOL. Not at all. I just prefer this face. It has a sexiness to it, don't you agree?

Lol. I prefer the J faces

Aside from the sexiness, what should I look forward to in this new look?

Do you have a new hair cut?
Or you're now more loving

TheSlyone2:
Ami, what seek ye here?

Lol. I was called here
Is this your home now?

Jazmiynne:
OMG I have missed you! (I hope amicable09 won't have my head for this)
Please stay and go no more

Lol.

I'm a new woman now
You can have him and every other old man here. I specialize in recruiting youngsters

You saw my new 'catches' right?
Yo!

SalomonKane:
Course you should. You make it sound like this section is for the forsaken.

Beside, you know who this is, right?

Lol. I can't escape it!

What did you do again?
You got into trouble right?

SalomonKane:
Amicable09. Good morning.

Hi, morning!

I'm not sure I know why you have that smile planted on your face. Am I supposed to smile back at someone in Romance section?

onos217:
It is said that when the gods want to kill a man they first make him mad.

if he's truly not insane,common sense would have alerted him to honourably step down.The pressure is mounting with each passing moment;let see how far he goes.

I love that proverb.
It's usage in this post is apt.

Jazmiynne:
Chai so ordinary one Litre fuel 145 naira una no fit buy... na candle things.... Chai

OK bye
I hope this is not where lack of money for cerealac would make u breastfeed till the baby is 3 years old

Lol. You dey mad

Goodnight jare.
Ka chi fo

Udochee:
hahahahah,Amy abeg no keeh with laff bikoo. i see a madame due process in the making.
my day was very fine.hope yours was good as well...

Hahahaha.

Very good, thanks.
Let me see if I can go to bed early tonight.

Goodnight.

Jazmiynne:
My sister your thoughts are in order.... No need to cough.
Ferdy is obviously d father of d pikin Amy is expecting

Na you hold the candle for us abi?

Udochee:
***coughing, coughing**
"pregnanted" and the "pregnantee"...what happens after 9months..watch out!!!!
me sef no know

Lol.

Udochee, if those two had their way, they would have jumped the stage of pregnancy straight to motherhood and announce me a mother, just like that.

But as for me and my household, we shall follow due process

How was your day?

Ferdyboss:
Please o. I don't have any matter with you. I have a wifey in Pluto

Is this your own break up line? Well, I have a hubby in Mars myself

Jazmiynne:
Bia nwanyi na me put the pikin inside? If only me buy all these ones, what would Ferdyboss buy

Why are you like this na?
Must you embarrass me like this?
The Ferdy I know sha will not disappoint

Two items you cannot buy.
Wrapper still dey market. Washing hand basin dey house. The matter don settle.

ladyF:
Hian! But how did he suspect that you could be pregnant?
***coughs coughs***

Lol
Aki LadyF, you have a point! A very good point
Only an expectant 'father' can suspect correctly. Errr... Are you in love?

Ferdyboss:
You people should come and hold this geh ooo... This is how "mad over you" starts .

Hahahaha.

Who are you calling into our matter na?
Shebi I was on my own jejely when you asked me to go for pregnancy test?

I am back for you.

Jazmiynne:
Give us d doctor's name let's seize his license

Prepare to host my baby shower jare, the doctor gave a good report
I'll need plenty diapers and wipes that will last one year. Buy a bath too.
I'm expecting

Ferdyboss:
See this one!!! Is that how sombori falls in love? I don't respond to any Newtonian principles. I am not earthling like you

Lol.

I left earth already because of you
How then can you not fall in love with an alien like you?

Let me go and prepare your favorite soup first. I'm coming ...

Jazmiynne:
This is a forged result!

Lol.
It's from General Hospital

edbor:
...

Lol. Of course the table won't be empty! It will be half full
Good morning

*Long hiss*
Mtsssssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

LucemFerre:
Who has ever gotten a job from here?

This is a chatroom.
People have gotten jobs from this section of Nairaland after applying for the advertised jobs displayed on various threads.

edbor:
I Know its empty, passing by . .

*waves*

Nice of you to pass by dear.
Do pass again.
I'll reserve a table for you. We gats to know each other more

Jazmiynne:
Na here we de, just make sure to give me an IV... I wii be there live!

What is she saying
You will be where?
As what?

Na me first ask make u show... So tender your own results first

Lol.
A clear conscience fears no accusation

Here's my result.
Urine test - A1
Blood test - B2
Stool test - B3

Reading:
Pregnancy test after summing up A1 to B3= C6

Jazmiynne:
Amy ayaf done my own test o... Goannn do yours and bring your test result to show us as proof

Hahahaha.
Jaz I've told Ferdyboss that very soon he'll fall in love with me

He thinks I'm joking until he opens thread one day on NL to profess his love for me

Lemme go for the checkup, I hope the two of you are ready for the test result

You sef, Positive or negative?
Show us

Udochee:
amy awa you. i saw it ooo but noticed it was 12 as against 11.please check it again

Are you for real?

I'll revisit.
Good evening

Jazmiynne:
Nice one OP

Amicable09 where is that 200k I kept at ya backyard? Biko bring am sharply lemme invest, business a bia gø

Lol.

Babe, this business for make sense o. The one at my backyard is producing cassava. Can we just use the one at yours?